₦airaland Forum

buygala:
The Nigerian spirit of promiscuity and alternatives has also followed Nigerians into their use of cellular networks


Side-chicks, Side-boyfriends, Side-jobs, Side-kids, Side-cellular networks, Side-generators,and even a Side-President

If a single phone can give us the best of two, three, or even four horrible networks, then Praise be to Yahweh for mitigating our suffering


NIGERIANS HAVE NEVER WANTED THE BEST OF ONE THING... THEY ALWAYS WANT THE BEST OF EVERYTHING

MsPat:
You ke?
Hian!

swagglordbm:
No vex bro.
I'm a medical student and I'm verrrrry busy.


Will try my possible best to update soon

MaziOmenuko:
Was expecting you guys to r'ape southampton for the Betrand deal! Those crazy mofos sold a virus to us for 30mil.

felixchip:
Thank God she learnt that she's a learner.

But, the only thing Naija girls do is shake their BomBom. Na that one she dey call dance?

liveyourlife:
Was very brilliant in Sec school. When Jamb came out, I was busy checking other people's results on my Nokia Xpress-Music(big boy things back then). Calling my gf and telling her that Chunks got 200, Michael 234, Segun this and that.

Na so I come check my own - 173. I switched off my phone and went into my cubicle to weep and ask God why!

tellwisdom:
Did he die??

kandiikane:
We have been desensitized so much that, people can easily see this and just waka pass or continue eating their food.

TCD:
military policy in 1961 is different from policy in 2015 .

TreQuartista:
There are some reports that Wolfsburg offered £23M but Chelsea are holding out for £30M.

From the look of things, it seems we would get our £30M.

£30M for Schurrle?

Another CFC arumoje deal. Na wayo we dey do I swear.

Bimffo:
Costa banned for 3 Games.

Trinxie:
wow!!! Its a serious case then

Ephemmm:
Oh Lord I thank you for being alive till today. This incidence happened to me when I was in secondary school too, but I escaped it miraculously.

I could have gone and forgotten, but your grace sustained me: now working at one of the topmost Nigerian banks.

Lord I thank you for this incomparable grace....

Trinxie:
The school doesn't grant press comment? Who does that?....R.I.P to the dead. Those classmates sef...am sure they would have had enough dosage of nightmares. And it doesn't sound like those guys drowned tho. Kinda like a mystery...someone disappears, then the person sent to search also disappears. maybe they saw something that must not be disclosed to the world...cause to me they sound like good swimmers. For him to leave his friends to get the fruit at the other side means they knew he could swim...God knows best tho.