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Which kind sabi sabi tin be this one,this mark ehn,watin consign you if we ignore those irrelevant msgs na....#PARANOID

engrsyer:
Sure. But at least i am sure u no dat eating much yam increases sperm count?

i dont knw anything lyk that o.....except for carrot.

engrsyer:
Chief, u r correct
@Op, ovulation occurs in 36 hours so if u make luv within that 36 hours then u r mostlikely to conceive a male child but as for twin is what I dont know but some people said if the man (ur man) eats tubers of yam more often then he's more likely to have twins too.

LOL....are you serious.

I think i will love this topic....Not yet married sha

biliwayne:
al my sblings own wer cut bt dae said my case z diff dat it came out wit vain dat if dae shud cut it i wil loss so much blood nd u kw wat dat means sure death bcuz i was stil a bady den bt nw we decided 2 lv it cuz it z normal.i av it both hands oh!

Both hand!!!.....jus pray sha anything good can happen.

biliwayne:
yap am normal d 6th 1 is small it dos nt stop me 4rm doin anytin.anytin u cn do wit ur 5 fingers i cn do also after al i hv cleared my doubt cuz a frd of my 3rd termar cdt told me he has a frd wit 6 fingers nd mine z even ok dan his.he alse told me dat six fingers z nt a new tin in d Academy.

Epic....urs is kinda bigger than the ones have seen,why didnt you cut it off when u were still very young?

ashewopeckas:
I remember my experience last year, that place could be a crazy place. I went with my son and for no particular reason, the boy was just crying and causing serious scene inside the waiting room. One yoruba woman just said 'Ki won ti e fun eleyi ni visa jare, ko ma ko ariwo e lor'. They called us at the same time but different booths. The VO just asked for my position at my organization, my salary scale and my aim of applying and the visa was ours. The woman brought all the documents in her house (looked like Akpabio chemistry book) and started stammering when they asked her where she would stay in the US. When they denied the woman visa, i laff so tey even[b] my son stopped crying and started looking at me[/b]..................................

i can only imagine what will be going on in his little mind....The boy will be like"wadda Bleep is wrong with my dad, why is he embarassing me in public like this na"

austinbrown:
I school in France so I was interviewd in French, I can't share my experience here cos most of u will not understand it

i understand french well so u better start posting.

tellwisdom:
Where is u.s embassy located? ....What type of food do they sell ??

nairaland and funny characters

brainpower:
There's something not quite right with this story. She worked hard to earn this money and yet she refused. This isn't about patriotism, its about working and getting paid. This is her profession, its like journalists that are employed by the govt to say they don't need their money cos they were happy to have worked for their country. Why not give the money to the needy rather than leaving it in the hands of those greedy men at glass house. Anyway she has her reasons if this story is true o.

Very wrong @ bolded....shez still schooling,she just love representing her country and she loves playing football cuz its her hubby.

Slonge2:
Courtney dike, will you. Marry me?

Anyone that rejects 1.4 million must have 1 billion somewhere...

Anoda funny unserious fellow.

halmeyd:
Na diz kind dedicated players we nid in d super eagles,nt all doz pot-bellied,unpatriotic nd lazy farmers-turned-footballerz we have in d supa eagles, i even heard dat they even fight d NFF 4 losing-bonus.

LWKMD

kasiem:
i think say igbo people love money pass god?

we just prove that quote wrong....instead we are just hardworking.

Ah ah....this is nt nice na $1 is nt much for so much services.

Arch1:
The Igbos will be shocked at the appaulling state of the federal roads inthe southeast when they go back home for christmas this december

virtually all the federal roads in the southeast are in terrible conditions

onitsha-enugu-PH road = zero
east-west road = zero
umuahia - ikot ekpene road = zero
2nd niger bridge = zero etc etc

JonaTAN has failed the igbos. JonaTAN has failed Nigerians

Will those roads be good when jonathan steps down,u guys just focused on the negative part of Jonathan's work.

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Hmmm....dis is what i dont like o,u are trying to make me vote for her ba,e no good o...lol

Neldrizzy:
See ehn.... All these girls worwor haba... What is this #disappointed

Use ur Pc or better still a bigger clearer phone.

I strictly cast my strongest VOTE for JENNIMMA and TEMIGRACIE

missrock:
Very good nigeria to follow soon,
American should go and die, i mean its hilarious if e father na gay them for born am? Now wey men dey scarce imagine if gay is legalise in nigeria that means we girls go dey use gun protect our boo.

#teamgaymustdie

Hahahahahaha....girls protecting their boo?i will love too witness that day.

01karma:
Its all started last month when my other moniker was ban by her, ( 10years ban ) so i had to send her some pm begging her and promising her love.. That was when we exchange number and our relationship had been secret

Since then, she have been the arrow that chop my heart, she have been the fuel of my generator .. Oh what can i do without you farano my love ( pls unban my other moniker na )

.. Ladies and gentlemen, i think the is the best time to make our relationship open to the great people of romance section, '' Farano, please would you marry me '' pls don't say no!! ( holding back tear of joy )

And all my enemies in politics section, just pray oo, because if she accept my proposal, you all would be going on 40years ban.. And also, all my topics would be making front page.

Farano no ban me oo, no ban me oo. No be only you be Farano oo, na the other Farano i dey talk to o. There is freedom of spech o! #pls unban 01emek in roman section.. Thank you.

Must you embarass yourself everywhere you go or are you mtn.

Anoda boring Joke.

spyg1:
@ OP, if U call those points deceives, then what are the qualities of a nice guy? I think without this guys will be like wolves, then girls will prefer been alone rather than staying with wolves.

Tell them broda tell them.

KizzyyRae:
Cuz its Cute....and no gurl wanna kiss bla........

complete it

Arysexy:
GUS is haram to hausa since beer is prohibited

So they don't apply.

Kudos to chinedu, God leads. Last year edition was won by an igbo dude too.

Are you sure.....cuz am nt sure pascal is an igbo boy o.

redsquare:
Nigeria Brewery has rigged this years Gulder Ultimate Search.

Anchorman (Chidi Mokeme)......Anambra
Location (Aguleri Forest).........Anambra
Winner (Chinedu Ubachukwu).....Anambra

We no go gree oooo, we no go greee
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Congrats bro

No start o....this is the first time they are bringing it to anambra o....about the winner and anchor man they worth it na abi na boring Bob you want ni.

Ucheosefoh:
Imagine the babes wey he toast before wey turn am down that he is a blockass nigga or his ex wey leave am few months to this search for a richer guy and those who feel he is not their level of class how they will be feeling now. I learn one thing from him and one former winner (have forgotten his name) that even when they are the weakest their brain which was their greatest asset got them the crown. Start using your brain to good effect

His name is Hector defeated tobi(the most brilliant but not the most lucky one)GUS 2006 or 07 cant really remember.

[b]FREEDOM OF SPEECH[/b]being abused everyday.

Numerouuuno:
OP,how did you come about this conclusion? did you study all those courses and found it hard or what?
please explain cos I assume you just wrote them down because they're presumedt to be hard.
my list is...,.......
1) Medicine
2) Physics
3) optometry and dentistry
4) civil engineering
5) mathematics and statistics (abstract maths ain't easy)
6) chemistry[
PS: maybe geology and it's close family

erm broda,did you also study all those courses?

Nezyjagz:
Chinedu my love
OMG!!! The way he was running was sooo sweet
I cant stop screaming.
I'm gonna watch it again on Ait

when(time)are they going to show it again

lirusehn:

I need some one to convince me 'you ar okay'


U had the gut to add agbani to that list??


She'z neither fine naturally nor on make-up

Mtcheew...No talk this shit for outsyd o.

See suicide mission sha.