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rkarang:
FYI, I'm currently studying "Alhasan Vocabulary".... COMSIT will witness serious vibration.

Dont forget too add einsteinpg to solid your ground sha.

rkarang:
**joins him in the invasion, uses a stealth drone, scans COMSIT and then lunches missile without mercy**

All of you throwing threat at cosmit,u beta do everytin that you posted oo,nt dat when you reach their u will be like(in my little sister's voice)sir/ma please oo,dont be angry o,i jus came here too ask when am going to be cleared cuz its being taken time ma/sir,sorry for disturbing ma/sir.

Primary 3-5:Class captain.......ss3:social prefect...#team EXCOMMANDOS

LogoDWhiz:
Lol. Yeah.

About the friends part.
Its adviceable to seat beside friends that will motivate u or in a neutral place, better still at the front.

About the boing lecturers, i tend to read my other lecture notes, keeping my mind attentive to pick any important thing he will say. And being active in d class is good. Keep asking questions

This is the main reason i visit nairaland....thanks op.

Hype the sch fees,hostel fee,course reg fee,text book fee,medical fees and anything fee.We hype everything,jus to stay "comfortable"

eplazza:
1*what says your time?
2*touch light,
3*like i said yesterday,
4*reverse back
,5*extra tyre
6*Give me joyful pampers
7*Do u have tummy tummy indomie?
8*how much do u sell ur ariel omo?

(1)What it is by your time?(2)Torch(3)With reference to what i said yesterday(4)Earlier back(5)Spare tyre(6)Give me joyful baby diapers(7)Do you have tummy tummy instant noodles?(How much does your aerial detergent cost?

rkarang:
**gives him a diluted mixture of ogogoro & burukutu plus serves him snuff**

You self notice our Prof?

in dare's voice"his not the prof i use too know"me notice am buh i never dey sure,may b them hack e acct.

rkarang:
**awakes from sleep, pushes mistress, rubs face with palm, eyes seem not clear, sips a bottle of ogogoro-- now sees clearly**

Oho, this is Prof EinsteinPG our "correct" man

**nods head in satisfaction***


I'm impressed!





To all our humble bosses, active members and followers of this amiable thread,

I, Rkarang, hereby inspirationally declare that you all haven't seen anything yet, so keep observing


Thank you!

abeg pass me dat ogogoro,or if you get origin make i clear my eye well.

FRANCISEKE1:
Make the grade and acquire knowledge abroad, no time

Nw thats my nigga talking.

publicenemy:
Do you know how much the U.S soldiers earn?

How much does a banker earn for a start?..its jusst like any other job their salary increases with time.and don't forget they are entitled to free accomodationn.

broda,the salary of a lance corporal in the united states is higher than that of a master warrant officer in the NIG army.If u want too join the military for money then you have too look somewhere else.

slickyb:
I wouldn't do half nd leave half. If were to give birth to 6 children, of course I would fund nd take kia of dem all...i nd my husband inclusive

This is how you women decieve us,telling us you will take good care of the kids whereas after everytin you would gv start giving us excuses......its not fair na.

slickyb:
hehehehe.. I can't even shout concerning dis issue. I luv kids a lot nd I hope to give birth to nothing less dan 6 children by God's grace. future hubby I hope ur listening oh . haha

as long as you fund 3 of the children no problem...buh nne if you cant,then after 3 or 4 max i will seal that place oo.

urhoboman:
"as wifey is likely to add few more"

How will she add it? We men should be blamed.
A man does his nightly duties and SCORES multiple goals. A loving mother will not agree to abort a pregnancy just because her husby doesnt want more kids.
So many kids are born this way thereby crowding the family and make it look as if its the woman that "wants more"

love ur post but when the woman seduces the man,what else do you want the man to do na.

lekjons:
dey r nt so dumb nau! dey r nt so dumb nau!

dont complain when you see smtin lyk that sha.

lekjons: imagine!,beyonce & rihanna,tube & tyre,iron pant,chelsea vs arsenal,brazilian hair war,obama babes,kukere babes,bre*st milk *wtf?* i tink we shud b xpectin movies like;boko haram babes,electricity frm ghana,patrick sawyer etc...

stop given them hint for anoda movie name na.

Ediss: Tata. cus am alway with mummy and you must pet me to do almost everything which includes eating

Anoda last born

lonelydora post=/post/26751861:
Give me dis ride and I no reach Abuja from Port Harcourt in 5 hours, collect the key back from me. LOL

FIXED

voltron post=/post/26828566:
I must increase my yahoo yahoo effort this 2014

hahaha....becareful sha.

bobosh02 post=/post/25591629:
still available

Chaíi!!!....in the year 2012....it was 65k last in the year 2014 its now 28k(and i neva price am o).....indeed patient is virture.

Claroo: Chelsea 4. Arsenal 0.

FIXED.

austinereds: who ever post this is a big mumu.u forgot that there is drogba(the gunners killer)

chairman drogba is not playing o...buh will give them the hint for beating ass-nal.

creativeguru: Absolutely incredible!
Africans are superior race, smarter, resilient and thick-skinned. The whites know this and have exploited us via our greedy spots to ensure we are perpetually slaves... But Africa will rule the world in the very near future, before which, we must pass through very tough times.

i pray to be alive to see that day.

Yungmilio2: Badt boi
That period when your wifi they for unlimited
But you no see place to upload/offload
Nah to use ice cube take cool down

lol....naxo na.

khassy: Be like say yu d our group b4

Before ke!!....i am still in that group o,but if that 2 wire touch,i go spark oo.

khassy: Our type u forget say na only online we d get mouth?

Hahahahahaha....true post,pple lyk you go sabi be chill lyk cube ice.....but ur mind go dy wild.

Should i gv this guy my vote self?

0a1emek: I have been stalking this babe for some time now, ok ok let me start from the beganing. I saw her post somewhere on nairaland after viewing her pics i was shocked * she fine ooo and me ma fine na so... *. When i wanted to start up a convo with her, she didn't not reply .

. Now my problem is that temigracie is yoruba oo, and you guys know how Yoruba and Ndigbo behave on niaraland, I am not a tribalist but i protect my tribe with all my life, i can even kill for my people.

What broke the cows back was when i dreamt of her last night . I have spoken to my kinsmen here on nairaland, and they said i should give them some-time to think about it. Should i also go and meet her kinsmen here on nairaland?? And i know, Temi would like to become an Easterner . (Enugu state atually ). Pls what do you think?

On mondays are know for inportant issues

Its because of niggaz lyk yhu i stopped visiting the romance section....lyk seriously why are you even from the east or even nigeria,why disgracing urself to the world....but why.

Following....

yungchop: I go still break ya head @killercute16 ; thanks bro!!

break my head if yhu lyk,as far say you wash am no problem.

yungchop: bro!! At last dem msg me sha, I lost my fone that's why I've been off, rkarang, wheesin, yungmilio2, abasstoheeb , alimtoheeb, killercute16, lordseyad, hawtmolly the list is just endless!! Infact all of you, am happy to tell you we'll meet at the BBF by Gods grace, dem don knack una guy with Bsc. Physiology

Owk owk...i we heard u.....oya come and wash it.....CONGRATS broda.