₦airaland Forum

Acidosis:
Na Jonathan kill 50 students?

Hermanie:
Have you ever been on a blind date & don't you think that's where he'll feal the pressure more.

Dronedude:
This has got me laughing any time I think of the incidence on that faithful day.
Now this is my close dude from way back secondary school days, we ball and roll together, no secrets between us, (even if I stroked his girlfriend) LoL. this happened last week sarturday, he just met this girl that swept him off his feet like if im not mistaking 3 weeks ago, but boy I no lie the girl fine like mamiwater.Anyways this dude hasn't straffed this babe since because she said she wants a defined relationship abeg which one be defined relationship again? however, the matter was causing some psychological explosion on this guys head that he literally doesn't say a sentence without mentioning her name. check this out as a typical sentence and the way my dude will say " Hey, I think Brenda will be hungry, are you hungry?" . Funny but that's serious though. abeg let me drop the too much talk and go straight to the point even if to type dey sweet me. We all hung out the past weekend together and after much begging and persuasion, the madam decided to follow us for the first time. I think she was about to discover a new part of her boyfriend when the guy started jonzing out of highness. Well we his partners in crime knows how it goes when ever we drink together but I thought he would comport himself considering his esteemed guest but for where that one na story for the gods. in the mist of the whole euphoria, this dude stepped out normal, maybe dude went to take a leak but to the greatest surprise for us all he ordered the musicto be stopped and took a mic and started singing 2faces's African Queen, "oh my God someone should have stopped him" he sang down to our table knelt down and proposed to this girl What!!! we were still curious, every eyes turned to our table, he starts searching his pocket like he has a ring... for where no ring and to blast my head he spoke through the mic[b] "chai baby, is like I forgot the ring"[/b] everyone laughing the girl was so embarrassed and walked out on him. we all had to run after her to beg her to forgive and explain to her that he was drunk. Guy no be small slap I dodged from her, I started thinking she was high too I mean, why try to slap me, na me propose? Well as things may have it I think he has lost her out of highness for good.
Have a nice week.
This is a moral lesson oo, know your limits.

seankafor:
something is smelling here

laykorn:
This looks somehow to me. A helicopter was there to reinforce ground troops. The situations that surrounded the fight has clearly shown that there was nothing like air-support for the Nigerian military. I don't believe the helicopter didn't come to evacuate his family. As for me,I don't see any wrong in admitting that he rescued his family. Afterall,they are his family.
Ayamlaykorn

DaBullIT:
No be Nigerian Army and thier oga ?? ? they can lie gaan o.

tosag:
Did I hear u say we are at war? It doesn't look like we at war b'cos if we are at war, GEJ wont be going round chasing Tambuwal and declaring for a second term.

blogexpert12:
I rep the BLACK DRAGONS ....

richardohiemi:
Lol it's quite humorous seeing every one trying to play the good Samaritan when they all Pharisees....are you telling me there ain't that one lecture that u can't just follow...no matter how hard you try! Lol I'd kindly invite you to a radiology lecture at abu teaching hospital and watch you snore endlessly

abbeyberry:
You deserve to be Nigeria minister of Finance and Cordinator of the economy, you better pass Okonjo Nweala...


Bottom line, your akagum no get rival .

prettythicksme:
awww OK hbd in advance then

GboyegaD:
Your opinion. Perhaps, those around you with grey hair lacks knowledge and wisdom nonetheless, you don't have to see other people's opinion in such light.

prettythicksme:
hmmmm seconded, hbd to you!!

Mizchief:
Killercute, cutekiller, are you a feminine boy or a masculine girl?
I asked cuz this your moniker ehn

Mizchief:
Pele

Mizchief:
Knock yourself out

Migzchief:
Grey hair for me it is associated with being wise and intelligent and I find intelligent men attractive..........Paired with a nice face and body, it can be very, very hot and sexy
So, grey hair is definitely sexy in my book

Striktlymi comes to mind
He's one man that carries off the grey look so well

GboyegaD:
It isn't any crime greying early. I haven't met anyone complain about my hair greying and I think it is almost natural as most of my colleagues are already getting. I believe it is a sign of knowledge and wisdom.

Odunharry:
If this thread doesnt hit frontpage,Let APC lose next year Presidential election