₦airaland Forum

Bravegeorge:
I admire your write up,but have u thought for a moment,what happens when all the guys remain single? You made it clear,only girls should marry (and I wonder who they'll get married to). If your write up is considered valid(probably bcoz of the time u invested in putting it up n your convincing reasons),the human race will go extinct. The world has been created for continuity,even animals acknowledge that fact. And by the way,why's ur name killjoy? Just thinking

Tnx for ur admiration. But if i may say this, all the guys can't remain single. Its a fact. The same way, all guys can't get rich, all guys can't live to the fullest, all guys can't live long happy lives, all guys can't... Common you get now, don't you.

Plus... Marriage doesnt guarantee continuity of the human race - sex does.


I still can't explain how i got so attracted to the name killjoy. #in wizkids voice... I can't explaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnnn

SavageGarden:
Bet 80% of Nairalanders are not yet married. 10% have no intentions of getting married all thanks to "KILLJOY" that retarrded sophist.

Are you fvcking styupid??

I have this idea to create a comic website. my friend and I already have this great story and have even written the comic script. all we need is an artist and web designer (from Benin or Lagos). plz pm me and together let's make history.

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deniyor:
You probably trying to make a joke but I think its in bad taste.

you don't have to take a bite then bro

[quote author=chikaodili09 post=37257281][/quote]small children everywhere

in as much as I condemn the act of rape, I don't get hw a woman will be raped to death. they don't do any work during sex , sorry rape. all they do is enjoy it, sorry suffer it. well I will never knw what having a vadjaina feels like. RIP to the dead

the girl selling must be feeling really high.

I vividly Recall the story of a man who became
popular for engaging in money rituals just to buy the
80's edition of the Honda Prelude. You wouldn't buy
that car for 50k today. Some other guy brutally
murdered his brother ( whom their father gave cash
2 travel 4 the purpose of re- stocking their
warehouse), just cos he wanted to acquire the rave
of the moment - Pathfinder Jeep. That same vehicle
is now better described as a coffin. I Remember as
a kid, my whole street gathered to watch a truck
deliver a very large satellite dish to my neighbour's
house. Today a dish one tenth that size delivers 5
times the value and is in almost every student's
room. What about the Volkswagen Santana,
Mercedes Benz V boot, 505Evolution, Toyota
Crown, all overtaken by latest models of Camry,
Honda, Bugatti, Bentley, X6, Acura and Infinity....
Vanity! Some ladies left their true loves cos some
rich guy then persuaded them with a Benz 190,
which turned out to be the only car they ever owned
till date. They found out too late that true love is
invaluable. A friend declared drinks because he
launched the Nokia Communicator for over hundred
grand in 2002. Today that phone would embarrass
the owner and is a joke compared to the low cost
and everyday phones. What about the MTN SIM
card that many people went extra miles before they
bought for over 30k, today you will not buy it at
N100 because all networks are begging people to
even take it for free. People are still making the
most horrific sacrifices over 'vanity' and make
enemies over worthless material things. What can I
say? Look back at that one thing you want to kill or
die for today and see what becomes of it tomorrow.
There is absolutely nothing you can't achieve. All
you need is a little time and PATIENCE and you
would thank God without regrets. There is actually
nothing in this world that is worth going to Hell for,
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Meditate on this…




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great!! happy 40th birthday sir...

















sorry happy 40th emergence as head of state day...
















sorry, happy... happy....

















goddamit!!!! just forget it!!!!!

y do posters always end der post with dis " Cc lalasticlala,Ishilove"











Cc lalasticlala,Ishilove

Pdizzle:
Congrats proxillin, you've joined 'Tai2' and 'killjoy' in nairaland romance hall of fame. #realnigga

Wetin happn?

butter is for normal bread. margarine is for sliced bread. tada!!!!

franconian:
G is for g-string!
Go sell that land if you know you've got no plans of developing it!

my guy. d land no too make sense again. help me find buyer. tnx

rape victim. releasing single. seeking attention after being raped... **sighs*** Nigerian economy is indeed bad. buhari is to blame...

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HENSEXIE:
U̶̲̥̅̊я̩̥̊ moniker though

wot bout it?

u rili r nt going to date den... be certain of dat

I hv found one of six locations for my six mansions. still searching for the remaining five...





































still hustling like mad too

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whatever jare... there's no point getting worked up over issues that won't add to my account.

what's bad about selling his son?







but its damn too cheap na! 100k only is ur sperm dis worthless??

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Teempakguy:
nice list here, freeamanan!
I've always been fascinated by those ancient deities and I'm thinking of collaborating with some film makers in the nearest future even to produce a feature film for sango. Incorporating the highest quality CGI.

I love your list though.

u dream of a nollywood movie with high quality CGI dat makes d two of us. I'm following u. u can inbox me ur watsapp number let's talk d future of Nigerian films

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suggyspic:
She wants court marriage while he wants traditional marriage. This resulted to argument between Prince and Amaka who have been dating for 5yrs. Prince have propose to Amaka and the traditional knocking of door have been done. In the process of planning for the marriage, prince have insisted that he would only do the traditional marriage and later the church marriage, but Amaka insisted that she prefers a court marriage and later the traditional marriage. Amaka went further by telling prince its either the court marriage or no marriage at all, stating that court marriage would proof to her that Prince truely loves her and wants to protect her further with him. Prince on the other hand insisted that he would do the court marriage when he deems it fit. Amaka have threaten to break up the relationship. Prince is the only son in a family of four and is doing very well. Marriage preparation is 80% ready.

Should Prince concede to her or maintain his stand?
Is Amaka's stance right (using love as a yardstick to buttress her point)
do you smell any hidden agenda on the part of prince or Amaka.
In your candid opinion, do you think this marriage would work.

after five years n 80% marriage planning, she's nw looking for proof of love dey both shud suck it

did he find whatever it was he was looking for?

chrisgurl:
boko haram

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