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CodeTemplar:
in peace bawoo? It is rest well sir.

hkidola00:
all PSG players should be subjected to drug test

illicit:
Yeah

Around 2021 or so...

I was in a popular town in Osun state, the town started as a refugee camp maybe two hundred years ago

I was living in the house of the richest woman in that town, behind our fence is a mango forest where I spend sometimes in the afternoon after work or sometime in the weekend doing nothing, just roaming about the little forest, beating around the bush like an idiom...

One afternoon, I saw a mother "Mongoose" on a mango tree and it saw me too. It was carrying it's baby with its mouth, maybe it wanted to exclaim haaaa mogbe as it saw me, so it inadvertently dropped the kid it was holding with its mouth.

I had never seen a "Mongoose" before then, not even on NatGeo or any book.

I didn't even know what to call it. I knew it wasn't a rat and not a bird of course.

The mother "Mongoose" ran away.

The baby it dropped was still blind and couldn't move.

It looked like a big rat with a bushy tail.

I picked it and took it home but I didn't know what to feed it. I fed it milk I wasn't sure it was ingesting it.

It was much later I got to know I could have fed it cockroach, lizard or gecko or flesh, it was a carnivorous animal I noticed it had canines, sharp canines unlike rats.

After some days it began to think I was it's mum, I kept it in my bathroom but men, it stinks like crazy. It has a peculiar smell that it secrets.

The smell was something else, worse thing is the kind of noise it makes, it's a pitchy noise louder than a rat's, and longer, it's unbearable.

I had to ditch it ASAP.

I returned it to the same spot I found it in the forest after about a week.

When I was trying to confirm its identity, I posted it here on NL and some Nlanders reached out to me. Pocahontas and some guy who runs a kind of zoo or animal rescue reached out.
https://www.nairaland.com/6581669/abeg-which-animal

In fact he was gonna buy it, but that was the day after I had returned it to the bush...

Maybe it was worth a fortune, maybe not. 😆

But it could have been unlucky if it were some kids that found it. They would have probably kill it and not even eat it.
Or maybe a snake would have swallowed it but I learnt they feast on snakes too actually, but this was a baby, I doubt it could withstand a grown snake.

Nobody in that vicinity knew what it was. They had never seen it...

Something tells me there would be a Python in that bush and I always looked forward to encounter one but it never happened, maybe it would have been another story or i wouldn't live to tell the tale.
I was always in that bush like one hour everyday, doing nothing but roaming, with my phone in hand, my Bluetooth speaker, my mug of coffee or coke, or sometimes Alcohol and most importantly, his royal highness, some Blunts.

It was ways cool there, natural. There was a shallow stream too filled with crabs and at the bank were some palm trees usually with ripened fruit. Some days I would go with a cane, fishing line, hook and sinker and pretend to fish, but I never caught nothing 😊

Sometimes later, some cultists from OAU ife were caught in that same bush during an initiation ceremony, somebody snitched on them.
The police and local vigilante went after them and they left in a hurry leaving their kokoma (brew) behind...

Some of them were caught but that brew that they left behind, the vigilante carried it and brought it to my area, to my friends bakery, there were drugs and hard drugs too.
We used some of their drugs, cannabis, rohypnol, maybe molly ( I only do cannabis)

Nobody knew what was in that kokoma but it was mostly palm wine, schnapps and some of the tablets from the look of it.
Some of us drank it and the next day they said they had a hard time staying awake and conscious 🤐


I was not sure if those cult boys had not added their blood to that brew as it wasnt black or brown or red but then I wouldn't try it.

Anyway I doubt it because it seems the initiation had just started when the police arrived the scene and screamed hands up everybody...

If you move but they moved 😂

I like to reminisce and write whenever I am bored

Bittersweetnig:
weapons for wetin? If Una wan start make Una inform me fess Abeg bikonu

Kreesxxx:
Na them.

mrvitalis:
How do you know he is igbo?

MrBanner:
Anthony Chidi, an Ikwerre man from Port Harcourt, is now an Igbo man because he was caught faking alcohol. But Nyesom Wike, Chibuike Amaechi, and other prominent ikwerre people are not. This is the logic of an average janjaweedian APC nairaland urchin

starstaz:
New grammar to learn:
Infra dignitadem!

Oboy!

doyin01:
Olodo what that guy is saying is that the image on the chain he is wearing is an upside down church with cross on it..you do not need to turn the picture upside down before you can see it clearly except garri have blinded your eyes

Sirmwill:
He is promoting the Illuminati scam

The reason he got the little fame he has gotten.



When they give you manipulated fame,you become their puppet.
You must do anything they say you should.


See the Upside down burning church(The building has a cross on it) neckchain he is wearing in the pictures.


I hope he finds God's Grace