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Politics › Re: Elrufai Blames Tinubu’s Change Of Mind Over Failed Ministerial Appointment by killuminati(m): 9:54pm On Feb 24, 2025
sad
Agriculture › Re: Farmers Lament Drop In Food Prices Amid FG’s Moves To Reduce Inflation by killuminati(m): 5:58pm On Feb 24, 2025
angry

I never see any drop yet huh
Sports › Re: AFCON Not A Major Tournament – Jamie Carragher by killuminati(m): 5:04pm On Feb 24, 2025
Ricchy21:
If 2k is not too small for you, DM me on Whatsapp to complete a little task and get paid 070 187 23634
huh
Politics › Re: Tinubu Flags Off Lagos-ibadan-sagamu Expressway Expansion by killuminati(m): 4:24pm On Feb 24, 2025
shocked

3rd
Crime › Re: How Two Suspected Killers Of Anambra Lawmaker Escaped From Our Custody – Police by killuminati(m): 9:35pm On Feb 23, 2025
TUANKU:
If you believe this cock and bull story from the Nigeria Police then i have a flying pig and a talking goat to sell to you. cheesy
They are even claiming the two escapees are not "principal actors" shocked ... Someone who knowingly and actively participated as a driver to a criminal gang who kidnapped and murdered a lawmaker is not a principal actor? Nigeria which way cry
Hard not to dislike the Nigerian Police.
grin grin grin


Omo you go sell dieeee


If you get am true true, you don blow grin
Health › Re: India’s Opioid Kings: Pharmaceutical Firm Behind West Africa’s Drug Crisis Unmas by killuminati(m): 9:20pm On Feb 23, 2025
timilehin007:
ma guy, I gax find you come again oo.lol..
maka no lie maka no thief..I still go for Lara wah don blend with since 13 yrs..why be say I no too know about this Happy pills still I dey curious to try something different..normally per trip , say under 40 hes sha I dey do 400Gram + any drink that's 1500..

I wan know if between 400 /500 Gram of HP fit match the feelings Lara dey give and how much for Molly aka HP
Lol bro 😆

You must have been addicted to trams. Not good sad

We dey buy am for my side 1k-1500 per tablet.

Na big boys pill 😆
Politics › Re: PDP NWC Kicks As Wike’s Camp Holds South-South Zonal Congress In Calabar by killuminati(m): 12:40pm On Feb 23, 2025
Make all of dem kick bucket grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Church The Problem Of Nigeria? by killuminati(m): 8:37am On Feb 23, 2025
Yes grin
Politics › Re: Governor Soludo Visits Onitsha Market, Commends NAFDAC by killuminati(m): 8:18am On Feb 23, 2025
fuckJones:
stop masturbating on Sunday chinedu
grin
Politics › Re: One Dead In Stabbing In French City Of Mulhouse by killuminati(m): 7:13am On Feb 23, 2025
I smell story twisting here shocked
Crime › Re: Nigeria Customs Intercepts 1,958kg Of Cannabis Worth ₦‎398m In Lagos by killuminati(m): 7:04am On Feb 23, 2025
Oh laad

CHORUS
Sometimes the things we need in life maybe difficult
Not all the time it's gonna be easy that's why we just,

Smoke the Marijuana and get hiiiigh
Stay above the wickeds and flyyyyy

I'm feeling so very good about me self
Babylon ain't feeling good, well, that's they problem

We smoke the marijuana and get high
Stay above di wickeds and flyyyyy grin
Politics › Re: Flutterwave And Alami Executives Visit President Tinubu by killuminati(m): 7:04am On Feb 23, 2025
mrjoeblinks:
Ehen ?
.
None of our presidents dey ever wear suit huh
Who suit help


Nonsense reasoning huh
Crime › Re: NAFDAC Finds Banned Drugs In Plumbing Materials Shops At Onitsha Market (Videos) by killuminati(m): 6:42am On Feb 23, 2025
Dalohad:
Would have loved to the see the drugs pictured inside the plumbing materials, not in Nylon bags as pictured.
Eyah, dem buss your coconut 🥥 grin
Crime › Re: NAFDAC Finds Banned Drugs In Plumbing Materials Shops At Onitsha Market (Videos) by killuminati(m): 6:40am On Feb 23, 2025
CSP, oh my, CSP cry
Crime › Re: Chidimma's Mother Appears For Bail Hearing, Remains Behind Bars - PICTURES by killuminati(m): 10:44pm On Feb 22, 2025
Wetin carry them go back there.. huh


What the bloodclaat are they trna prove cry



Me cyaan believe seh me bother cry
Politics › Re: El-Rufai Meets Kaduna PDP Excos (Photos) by killuminati(m): 9:09pm On Feb 22, 2025
OriOko88:
Wats the difference between PDP and APC. All of them are the same. El rufai was former minister under PDP. So who's deceiving who.

Of all the people to grace ibb's book launch,Obj is the last person I expected to attend. Wat da hell was he doing there. The same ibb that annulled ur kinsman's election.
I was about 7 yrs old in 1993 so I remember the violent protests in Ibadan then after the annulment of 93 election. "Babangida ole,ole was the anthem on the street then. So I don't expect any sane Yoruba to grace that book launch.

Abiola would be turning in his grave by now to see one of his disciples,Tinubu sitting side by side with babangida. Buhari will never attend such meeting cos he knew how babangida back stabbed in 1985. Awon eleriibu
deadi body, deadi body... deadi body nuh fi turn.. Na bones dey deh motionless grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis Is In A 'critical Condition (photos) by killuminati(m):
shocked

Father god, it's me again (Faaather)
It's your son again... [whooooaaa]
Father God [Faaaather]
A none dem a blow breath inna man
A wah happun to dem?

CHORUS
Father God nuh let dem fight me so hard
A lucky thing say me no coward

A lucky thing say me put me trust inna di Lord
Dem wan see me dead inna morgue like dog

No let dem obeah work a get no reward
No mek none a dem get no reward [no no]
No mek dem obeah, work a dem get no reward

VERSE1
You see dem sidung and a fight against me thing
Still dem can't win, me laugh

A same way Judas try fight against the king
Hehe
Read a psalm and realise a no nobody dem

See dem try set me up with squaddy dem
Successful life dat bother dem

Power up and kill di snake pon di ladder dem

CHORUS 2X

Everybody know say a ghetto man from
Haffi mek it out, a so ghetto man tan

Dem put me inna di dark but me hold di lantern
From di getto man move straight to di mansion

Cant tek me visa no, can't do me sanction
An everywhere me go, a standing ovation

Jah Jah pickney never lose inna any occasion
Dem nah know seh, me a di innovation, hey

Father God nuh mek dem fight me so hard :' 🙏🏿
Politics › Re: APC Commends Osun Residents For Boycotting Local Government Elections by killuminati(m): 8:35pm On Feb 22, 2025
Boycott ke?
Politics › Re: PDP Sweeps All 30 LGAs In Osun Council Election by killuminati(m): 8:32pm On Feb 22, 2025
Na only them waka come? grin


Today na Dance! Dance!! Dance!!!

I am a disco dancer na na na na grin
Politics › Re: Ganduje Receives Heroic Welcome In Kano (Video) by killuminati(m): 7:42pm On Feb 22, 2025
omooba05:
Hausa people is another gullible tribe after the ibos..
your fadaaa gullible
Health › Re: India’s Opioid Kings: Pharmaceutical Firm Behind West Africa’s Drug Crisis Unmas by killuminati(m): 4:01pm On Feb 22, 2025
angry
timilehin007:
31 road I meant for Gowon Estate, Egbeda, Lagos or Bamaka for Jakande estate, Ipaja, Lagos..
or power line, Ikola Ilumo, Ipaja, Lagos too lol..
my 3 sure plugs
good luck bro. Enjoy 😉

Give me feedback
Romance › Re: Nairaland Will Do More Harm To Your Relationship Than Good . by killuminati(m): 3:34pm On Feb 22, 2025
For really? shocked
Politics › Re: Former Osun Governor, Prince Olagunsoye Oyinlola Casts His Vote (Video) by killuminati(m):
cry shocked


Di people av no job, di people av no sponsor
Me cyan believe a dat people vote fah huh

Insecurity a still di order addi day sir
Me cyaan believe a dat people vote for

Dem promised di yute seh dem a guh make life better
Me cyaan believe a dat people vote fah

V1
As di blood run thru me vein
Me wouldn't stop till me see di country change

Inna di street, di masses gwan insane
Dem say "change!" things remain the same

Some a dem a put the country inna shame
Dem fi go a Thailand fi sell cocaine

Dem a get caught, put a bullet in they brain
Dem a fi do anything fi money amd fame

Me an me people do nothing but mary Jane
And a hustle tight inna di sun and rain

Bombahole, why acting lazy and lame
Me tell the yute say no pain no gain

CHORUS
Di people have no job, di people have no sponsor
Me cyaan believe a dat people vote fah huh
Romance › Re: Former OOU RCF Leader Marries His Gay Lover (Photos) by killuminati(m): 3:17pm On Feb 22, 2025
Na wetin he learn for church be that lipsrsealed



Hin yansh go don scatterly open like umbrella cry
Car Talk › Re: My Lexus Rx 330 Is Sucking Fuel And Also Doesn’t Fire On Speed by killuminati(m): 3:14pm On Feb 22, 2025
Sell it and buy a yeng-yeng


Or buy a gun fi queng them huh
Politics › Re: IBB's Book Filled With Lies, Allegations Against Dead Persons- Chidi Odinkalu by killuminati(m): 3:13pm On Feb 22, 2025
So that means Igbo plotted ethnicity coup right, right..
Education › Re: What Course Can I Study At NOUN With These O'level Subjects by killuminati(m): 3:11pm On Feb 22, 2025
Never late
Politics › Re: Atiku Deserves Credit For Economic Reforms Under Obasanjo, Says El-rufai ​ by killuminati(m): 3:06pm On Feb 22, 2025
Shege Malam grin


2027 politicking. If you know lipsrsealed


Me cyyaaan believe a that people vote faaah 🗳
Crime › Re: Ritualists Desecrate Graves, Decapitate Human Remains in Maiduguri by killuminati(m): 3:02pm On Feb 22, 2025
Ah, Anambra and Ogun people don reach here? grin
Politics › Re: AIT, Channels TV Apologise To DSS Over Reports On Lagos Assembly Incident by killuminati(m): 3:00pm On Feb 22, 2025
Dongquai:
bro, please keep using this patoi to make comment.
I enjoy it and always look forward to it.
V2
Me a try put browny inna di bathroom
Same time wifey a move to di room

She say "You and yuh gyal try take me fi cartoon
But di two a unuh goin to di cemetery soon"

Me breda try help di browing and fail
Him end up with scar, and cut and wail

Wifey a draw fi di 'lass under di bed
And say, "who first, today me must go a jail" grin

BRIDGE
Teejay....
All wen she see me wid her, me tell her a never me lipsrsealed
Health › Re: India’s Opioid Kings: Pharmaceutical Firm Behind West Africa’s Drug Crisis Unmas by killuminati(m): 2:51pm On Feb 22, 2025
timilehin007:
okay..I dey enter 41Road straight now
41 road, for festac, Lagos?

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