₦airaland Forum

Crown Prince: [size=70pt]Ok ok ok ok ....ok people@ killz,iduwogbo and Mdskin. You have made your point. Please allow the coherent ones to contribute sanely.[/size]

Idowuogbo: i just fawxkin told ya dey just left d blimming cafe!

u shud consider dashing her folks ur used ibm typewriter in return for dat goat dey call tima.

But my IBM ain't cheap.

MsDarkSkin: LWKMD! See joblessness. Nollywood needs to seriously make a movie
about the romance section. this is too much entertainment to not share!



you and this damn gif...

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ok! for the FIRST time in my life,
I support poaching.

MsDarkSkin: YAAAAAAAY!!
[size=40pt][color=peru]brown[/color], [color=gold]yellow[/color], or [color=#ff99cc]pink[/color]?[/size]

Add that Gold color and the other special blue color, and watch me discombobulate this gaddamn bullshitologic thread. . .

anonymus1X1: u dis tandi guranda bottle........ur sore aligned parents would be rejoicing dt their son made profit today........... dey dnt know you are nl most used desktop icon even when users dnt need u, u r so jobless dt u r programmed to be a nuisance on nl. ...............better ask seun for ur arrears now as u would never get a retirement plan from nl........ Nl corpse, continue your uselessness with no advancement..........life after death, u r guaranteed nl server in hell.......seun owes u dt favor just keep nursing d nl dream, lotus flower u hear!

Idowuogbo: whos dis boring poster sef? come, go find crayon begin paint sand for bar beach mehn!

Jesu Christi Oluwawa o. . .

Idowuogbo: They both left d cafe.

Charities dont donate laptops anymore!

Goldieluks: killz and his twin sister. she never stops chewing.arrrgh!!!

You must be my long lost twin sister. . .

Ammyng: This video is nauseating

Idowuogbo: 100 naira ke? abeg stop insulting our money o! d maximum u'll pay is 1 toad and 2 frogs

rokiatu: Well atleast albinos look normal you on the other hand.

You see how discombobulated you are? First you say i'm an albino, now, you aren't so sure. Is a part of your brain burnt as well?

rokiatu: DON'T MISTAKE YOUR sisters for us.

My sisters are not Burnt and looking like short ape muffins. . .

So how much is the Liberian Bride Price? Is it up to 100 Naira equivalent? Be serious pls.

rokiatu: God forbid you want to turn her into an albino like yourself? Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I think you should be getting a self tan instead.

You see, stop mixing things up. Don't confuse Tima the more. It won't work! I'm not an albino. Don't worry about the tan. When i'm done scrubbing tima. . . Anyway the tan will naturally come from Tima's Body Radiation. . .

Hotie Tima: rise the planet of the apes PART 2

CASTING.. KILLS THE SMART APES OF THEM ALL AND PROBABLY THE ONLY LIGHT SKIN APES TO EVER WALK ON EARTH

190. THE UGLIEST APES OF ALL

FOLLOWING WITH MADAM umpa lumpa KILLS AS$ KISSING PARTNER NOW LETS SEE IT IN ACTION

You should be happy i'm coming to rescue you. . .

Not that it changes anything, but i heard when you and Rokiatu were born, the doctors had a hard time figuring whether to put you both in a cradle or in a cage. . . As in the wowority and the resemblance to Apes was overwhelming. . . Pls confirm.

I'm still coming for you though!

rokiatu: tIMA,don't forget your dark glasses.

Don't worry about that. . . We also have some specially made sponges. I'll personally scrub tha bloody hell out of her.

rokiatu: If your sperm can even produce something like me, God must have made a mistake.

AMEEEEENNN!!! God forbid me producing a short burnt muffin cupcake like YOU!!!. . . What a costly mistake it would have been. . .

rokiatu: Then that must be the most beautiful ape in Nigeria.

At least you've agreed she's coming to Nigeria. . . Done deal!

Tima, pack your Rags bags. You've succeeded.

rokiatu: Dead!!!!! Will be back in 5 minutes.

rokiatu: My hubby is not only tall but freaking hot don't make that your worry in the mean time go out there and buy some sunscreen. Your skin need protection.

:::Does sign of Cross::: Halleluyah! Rokiatu's ministry can now move to the permanent site. . . Don't worry about my skin just yet. Be worried that Nigerian Immigration would accept your sister, cos they may mistake her for an overgrown Ape!

But no worries. . . i'll be there for her.

Hotie Tima: NO VEX YA

IF UR SKIN LOOKED LIKE TRY SONGS YEH THEN I WOULD HAVE COMPLIMENTED YA

BUT I THOUGHT U WERE JUST BLEACHING OO

I DIDN'T KNOW U WERE ALBINO, LIFE MUST BE HARD FOR U, NOT BEEN ABLE TO GO OUT WHEN THE SUN IS SHINING ... COZ U MELT LIKE A BARBE DOLL. ASK NICKY MINAJ WAT'S HER SECRET FROM PROTECTING UR SELF FROM THE SUN. SINCE HERE A$$ IS FAKE.

Ha! Pls o. You can't lack English capabilities and be ignorant at the same time. . . I'm not an Albino. How much did your father put on your head? I want to rescue you from Liberia + Rokiatu and her burnt muffinness. . .

rokiatu: Light like Trey Songz will compliment her fine. She don't want extreme.

Now i see how much you hate your sister. . . We don't want when at night, her kids will only be visible when they smile. . . That would be catastrophic to her ministry. . .

By the way, i hope your Husband is tall. . . Else you have successfully opened a muffin factory.