₦airaland Forum

[color=#000030] Shitty threads like the majority created by Chimezie would be locked and moved immediately it is created. . . mi o raye [i]s[/i]hit mehn! [/color]

edetty: Boifrnd cheats on girlfrnd dat he claims to love so dearly,gf badly hurt by dis,also cheats on bf whom she's so crasy abt wit anoda guy wit tears down her chiks,n got bak wit him,cos she cldnt leave him....,4nny romance twist

[color=#000030] That's sheer stupidity. When something worse happens, like for instance, one of them contracts Aids from their cheating escapades, they should get back and all is well and right? Haha. [/color]

[quote author=Kevin_II]Indeed. I didn't come here to lick anyone's azz so it's not about me and you. I'm talking bout u and nairalanders (not the girls whose azz u always licking o, of course they will 'like' u). we both know you have more haters here and have insulted everyone on this board severally. So like I said b4, stop the tot before you start taking it seriously yourself.[/quote][color=#000030] Who are the haters? Name them please. . . Else your accusation is errm, Baseless! [/color]

DONkollione: why are only female nler in total support of dis boy?

[color=#000030] It's open to everyone. It's not compartmentalized. Indicate your interest if you want to moderate and stop beating around the bush, before snake bite you. . . Wetin concern you with who support me or not? [/color]

stepo707: .How you take know the sound? bad dude

[color=#000030] Dey there na, make pant dey wear you. . . [/color]

[quote author=Kevin_II]we all know you spend ur entire day here. no one is contesting that. however, like i said before, repent for 6 months then reapply. a moderator should have a likeable persona at least by majority of those he/she will be 'working' with, and we all know u don't so freeze the idea before u start taking it seriously yourself.[/quote][color=#000030] Who says i'm not likeable? I laff in pidgin. . . Set up a poll. killz vs kevin and see who wins. . . I am serious when i want to be serious and when the situation and occasion calls for it. . . Versatility! [/color]

[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]Sorry sweetie, height does not just change like that.
On avg, that's the typical height for a Nigerian man.
Makes me wonder, how tall are you sef? Don't lie o[/quote][color=#000030] 5'7 [/color]

[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]The people documented were well above their "growing" period, I'm still growing in my very early 20s.
And 12 years later, 18 years later are you saying some kind of tropical evolution hit Nigeria to make ALL the men above 6'0?[/quote][color=#000030] I think a new case study should be in place and since you were working with a 16-18 year old data, the title of the thread should have been

"Why were Nigerian Men So Short And Twiggy".

How old were you when this study was conducted? 5? [/color]

[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]Excuses I've read from Nlers about the stat:

1. It was conducted in a small village
2. It was conducted in 1994-1996 (even though the data is recent), even so, I guess 12 years later, evolution kicked in abi?
3. They were not Nigerian men, just village leprechauns lmao[/quote][color=#000030] 3 years ago, you were 5'4 dammit. . . [/color]

[color=#000030]I spend reasonable time online and can detect bullshit from afar. . . Necessary to keep the section clean! I'm not controversial, unless when i'm forced to be. [/color]

[color=#000030] Hmm. . . this might actually be an opportunity for me to finally repent! Oya write my name down. . . [/color]

justsmile: seriously..... i like your views! you are one reason i joined nairaland although some "nairalanders" don't agree with you!

[color=#000030]Thanks. . . [/color]

[color=#000030]O boy, you don chop with devil before? The food dey sweet for mouth, but when you swallow am. . . leave that bit[i]c[/i]h for your own good. She's keeping you as an option, and na for your head she wan decamp everything wey she don carry from her runz adventure. . .
Haha all she does is smile abi? Ok o. Na your remote be that o, and she hold am tight. . . [/color]

kpolli: she is cheating on that guy with u. . .

[color=#000030] Very fccking possible. . . [/color]

Idowuogbo: Ije and kilzzzz? Hmmm........

https://gifs.gifbin.com/1238409599_nom_nom.gif
[color=#000030] Why. . .(chews) is your. . . (chews) brain. . . functioning diff(chews)errently from other. . . (chews) Nigerian Males? Non. . .(chews)Non. . . (chews) Nonsense! [/color]

Idowuogbo: Luvvvvvvvv tatts!

I personally don't see d big deal having tatts,cus tribal marks are a form tattoo to me. Dat said, I personally just have one of my foot but wud love to get one more if ijebabe wud replace boi boi wen I get thrown out.

[color=#000030] OYO lo wa. . . [/color]

ijebabe: Chei! How did it get from tattoos to this!!!

You want your stalkers to kill me abi?

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ijebabe: Bites down really hard on his lower lip. Drawing blood

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***Rewinds the movie*** kisses her passionately and she goes numb at the knees. . . She starts to fall, and i catch her. . . [/color]

Dagods: Put am 4 reverse,naija gals 2 short,busty,naughty,& full of stretchmarks, 80% of dem r bellow 5"6. How about dat?

[color=#000030] Seems everyone these days is a statistician. . . [/color]

[quote author=Mynd_44]Talk true dude[/quote][color=#000030] Wetin you wan use true do? [/color]

[quote author=Mynd_44]This is interesting[/quote][color=#000030]Go and buy popcorn. . .[/color]

ijebabe: LWKMD!!!!!!!! Killz you know say I rove you!

[color=#000030] I rove you too. . . [/color]

lumideezle: [b]Model 5.0 [/b]lmao

[color=#000030] You sure say na 5.0? [/color]

Spirit of Okija: Fhuck him!!

He isnt old..

This fhucktard has been on Nairaland for a long time.. He is renowned for multiplying his one post in 3 different colours...

Reanaa: If u can trace her to a more comfortable place not making her feel embarrass by just stopping her only to say I am dis andt want to know u. If possible change ur direction, enter the same bus with her, know were she stops, the street or where she works or school. But don't make know u are tracing her till u have a good avenue were u can initiate a talk.

[color=#000030]+1000. . . Your next BIS subscription bill is on me. . .[/color]

majour: nd ur a farg farg i mean FARG discomboluted [/b]ediat....

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It's [b]discombobulated! [/color]