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[color=#000030]There's no perfect person for this job. What is needed is a person that'll do a perfect job. . . [/color]

Crown Prince: Thisday will go down in Nairaland history that killz went on the defensive. He has been doing a good job redeeming his battered image but too late.
Killz,how about the 30% fonts size you use for your mischievous deeds? How about your smacking gif u infillarate nairaland with? How about the abuses and inconsistency? How about your mannerless approach towards fellow nairalanders? Seun cannot gamble with your character to his business this i know. Please killz,sanely withdrew your candidature/interest now that the ovation is high before i go further.
If you are MISTAKENLY taken because of you ''guard'' here which is your only advantage of being a MOD,i will ruin romance section with large fonts,crayons you call it and enough gifs plus incadecent pictures!!!
pull out now

[color=#000030] All i see is hot air. . . I'll pull out if i want to and NOT because anyone asks me to. . .
You lot should just say you are scared of me. I'll understand [/color]

[quote author=Missy_B]Mods have certain privileges - Whether having to see other people's msgs is part of these privileges is out of the question - but that does not make moderators a clique (from the angle we're looking at it).

It's not about liking or hating anyone, truth is, more than 80% of you lot cannot moderate this section like it ought to be moderated.

That said, you're trying too hard to be defensive, when you haven't even been called out.
I understand the burning desire to moderate, but relax . . . if you're deemed fit, I doubt only my opinion will disqualify you.[/quote][color=#000030]If we cannot moderate the section, why o why did mukina set up this thread, asking for interested ones FROM the romance section to signify their interest? And why again did she not use the already established "sane" and "overqualified" moderators from the other sections? I laugh in ngwa. . .
I really hate it to my fccking bones when a group of people talk as if the world belonged to them. Who knows, out of the 80% you just downgraded could come the best moderator the romance section had. If you wanna nominate someone, do so gently, if you are interested, say so and avoid the "over sabi" snide remarks most people make about the romance section. "Romance section is this", "Romance section is that", "the people there are insane" "the people there are antithetical" AND YET, you CANNOT get enough of the Romance section! Gimme a break! Burning desire to moderate? Hello, i can as well withdraw my interest this minute and it won't affect my life in any complicated way. If i did not think i'll do it well, i won't bother signifying.
This is getting friggin boring mehn. . .[/color]

[quote author=Kevin_II]Sexkillz again? Na wa for u o. How many handles do u need, u shifty arse nigga?[/quote][color=#000030] That is not sexkillz, and will never be. He is only using the same fonts i use. . . It's a pity you have allowed sentiments to becloud your ability to reason properly. Every comment and every user looks and smells like sexkillz to you. . . I don't want to call you daft, but you leave me no choice. . . You are Daft!

I'm not replying you further, so type away. . . [/color]

mukina2: When you send a message to a moderator, that is not on your friend list, it is visible on the mod log and all mods can view it. It has nothing to do with crew or clan.
Babe saw your message and posted,Sorry about that.

[color=#000030]It's ok. No offense taken. [/color]

[color=#000030]Abegi abegi make i hear. . . MOST times, they are the cause of their tears. majority of pretty girls are snobbish and rude and crass and proud and act as if they don't give a fcck. . . especially the wealthy ones. . .

Pls pls pls, if you are pretty and don't behave in that manner, fine and good for you. Speak for yourself. We all have experienced one or two things from the pretty ones, so don't come here and defend anyone and make generalizing statements about them being the opposite of what i already think they are. I know how to read and understand people and so do others. No one will play on my intelligence. How many pretty girls are humble? They are in the minority. . . If i meet a pretty girl that is the opposite of the stereotype, trust me, i'll know.

If they cry at night, that shows they are also human like the rest. And they should do what other humans do. . . Clean their fccking eyes!
Nice thread. . . [/color]

[quote author=Missy_B]Like Ogugua stated, too many clods clans in this section, one can hardly pick out 5 sane and appropriate individuals.

Rocktation is perfect for the position if she's willing. She's not only level-headed and active (lately), she's also not part of any clique hence a high possibility of her performing her tasks w/out being biased.[/quote][color=#000030] Talking about clans, why is it that when i supposedly send a private message to a super mod, someone else reads it an uses it to openly attack me? Is that part of the plan too? And is that not a clan? What are you saying sef? Can you really like everyone you come across? Who you think insane might be sane to the next person. . .



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[color=#000030] Recent threads by Chimezie198: [/color]
https://www.nairaland.com/945759/rotflmaoooooooo
https://www.nairaland.com/945808/why-telling-ur-lover-ure
https://www.nairaland.com/919398/admire-guys-nyansh-it-crime
https://www.nairaland.com/921236/how-protect-urself-gays-lesbos
https://www.nairaland.com/925520/girlz-palm-kernel-nyansh-do
https://www.nairaland.com/910588/celebration-100th-hot-threads-nairaland
https://www.nairaland.com/939623/become-virgin-again
https://www.nairaland.com/935624/three-ladies-toasting-me-what

[color=#000030] These are rubbish threads that should be locked or moved immediately it lands. Imagine him as a moderator. . . Na una sabi o. [/color]

[color=#000030] Killz has never attacked anyone. I don't have enemies. They insult me and open nonsense threads about me, and since i don't tolerate bullshit, i flog them lyrically. if they think i'm an enemy, fine. It doesn't affect my life. Once i log out, i forget about NL. All i want is someone who will delete threads and stop fights before it get's serious. Again, i don't care who it is. But i know i can do it. it's not by force to choose killz and whoever is chosen will get my full support. There is no need breaking heads over an unpaid job. . . [/color]

[color=#000030] This thing aint a do or die affair. . . I don't care who it's given to. Just make sure the person has the ability to detect bullshit and deals with it. St[i]u[/i]pid threads are all over the place. imagine 190 or Chimezie as mods. Which kain threads we go dey see?

Vote wisely. . . [/color]

kilimanjaro: He saw her at a Park. He walked up to her and chatted her up. She responded without hesitation. They chatted for almost four hours.
She had liked him from the first sight and she proved this as she told him boldly : "I like your type, u are incredibly amusing".
However, they conversed via the phone for the next three days. Sometimes she even called him just to say hi. There was no doubt about the fact that she had developed feelings for him.
Then he invited her over to his place, when she arrived, she said - wow! u live here? U are enjoying O.
Immediately after she was entertained, she said honey - "I need some money blah blah blah".
The amount she mentioned is not even a peanut, a huge amount of money!
Na wa o!
Why? I tire O.

[color=#000030] She's a bit[i]c[/i]h! Never ever ask a girl out if you do not have some details about the kind of person she is, and the kind of life she lives. . . Appearances could be very deceptive. Underneath the facial beauty and physical appearance could lie a very wicked "yahoo yahoo" heart! Background info about a girl you're about to ask out will save you unnecessary heart aches and thoughtless generalizing phrases. . . [/color]

9jahotbabe: You May Not Be Her First, Her Last, Or Her Only. She Loved You Before, She May Love You Again. But If She Loves You Now, What Else Matters? She Is Not Perfect, You Aren't Either, And The Two Of You Many Never Be Perfect Together ,But If She Can Make You Laugh, Cause You To Think Twice, And Admit To Being Human And Making Mistakes, Hold Onto Her And Give Her The Best You Can. She May Not Be Thinking About You Every Second Of The Day, But She Will Give You A Part Of Her That She Known’s U Can Break-Her Heart. So Don't Hurt Her, Don't Change Her, Don’t Analyze And Don't Expect More Than She Can Give. Smile When She Makes You Happy, Let Her Know When She Makes You Mad, And Miss her When She’s Not There

You may not be her first or her only. . . She loved you before, therefore, she may love you again. If she loves you now, what else matters? She is not perfect and neither are you. You two may not be perfect, but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold on to her and give her the best you can. . . She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break. . . Her heart!

So do not hurt her, do not try to change her, do not analyze and do not expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy and let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's not there. . .

[color=#000030] Looks better this way, and it's not rubbish. . . [/color]

[color=#000030] Anyway, "Tattoo is the best way to cover stretch marks". . . BBC Report. 2012. . . [/color]

Crown Prince: But wait ooooo. Killz abi na sexkillz,which of your 5000 handles will you use to moderate ''them''

[color=#000030] When you get to River Niger, will you cross it or not? It's actually 100,000. [/color]

[color=#000030] How tha hell exactly is this romantic? [/color]

[color=#000030] The best is Condilax. . .
It's made from okada tubes. Strong, durable, sensitive, doesn't tear, doesn't leak and can be reused. . .
It also comes with a warranty. the makers of Condilax would be held responsible if pregnancy occurs mistakenly.
If it's not Condilax, it can't be the same as Condilax. . . [/color]

DONkollione: very poor orientation is wat is kill them!

[color=#000030] And your grammar is killing you. . . [/color]

[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]Even the ones on NL are quite intelligent. (except for 190, they gave birth to him after the Sabbath)

Edo women are much blessed too.[/quote]

[color=#000030] You all are what? You all are KIDS! [/color]

[color=#000030] Big boys have functional brains. . . Nonsense! [/color]

dabrake: [color=#419419]abeg, which day killz begin dey reply person like this? Omo, e be like say moderator job dey boost CV oh [/color]

[color=#000030] There is a time for everything. . . [/color]

ijebabe: ^^ Na who you dey emphasize for? Kinky bastard, you should have said that from the start instead of forming here!

[color=#000030] That's in case you get a tattoo and want to submit your application for "wife" position to me. . . [/color]

bennyraz: There will be witchhunting if killz is made the mod. Simple.

[color=#000030] Whatever that means. . . I don't have problems with anyone. it's always the other way round. [/color]

[color=#000030] Ok, seriously. If she has the tattoo in a "hidden" place "before" i met her, i'll have to accept her and marry her if i love her. . . Emphasis on the emboldened! [/color]

[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]"Problematic" people brings in the traffic that Seun wants.[/quote][color=#000030] Romance section boasts of more than enough problematik peeps! [/color]

[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]Do you really want to be a moderator? If you think that you can change this section for the better, simply ask Muki. she'll listen.[/quote][color=#000030] I know i can. . . [/color]

[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]Killz is okay as a regular nler and it's obvious that he brings in traffic. If he becomes a moderator, he's have to calm down and "behave". Something that, I assume, would make this section a less interesting. So no.[/quote] [color=#000030] What's this? This section would be fine without the Problematik me![/color]