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[color=#000030] This is interesting. . . Hope it works! [/color]

Hotie Tima: like i would care

pls change ur mind

[color=#000030] Only on one condition. . .[/color]

MsDarkSkin: Killz, Reality, Tosin, Chima, 2Buff and D-Sense.

Hotie Tima: now wat value will that ass to my life tell me. nonsense

[color=#000030]That's no way to talk to the Superhero coming to save you from Liberia. . . Don't make me change my mind! [/color]

[color=#000030] ^but we don't give a fcck. . . he made his choice [/color]

[color=#000030] and he takes foolish pride in that. "She lured me" he says. . . [/color]

joeydozzy: Nah killz is born again remember?

[color=#000030]^ To his utter embarrassment [/color]

Hotie Tima: LOL HEHEHE I AM GOOD THANK U

MUFFIN CUPCAKE IS DOING GREAT

SHE MISSIS U

[color=#000030] Nah, you should miss me. . . [/color]

achi4u: under his crouch

[color=#000030]Which makes him scream "ouch" intermittently [/color]

[color=#000030] ^^ A.K.A a facially cursed nincompoop. [/color]

joeydozzy: Imagining you like this takes a lot of energy to do

[color=#000030]Why?
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LOL SHE IS NIGERIEN

[color=#000030] Just substitute Liberian with Nigerien then. . .

How are you? And how is that short burnt muffin cupcake?[/color]

Esin waju: There was a man.... mango He had a son..... Sonto...

[color=#000030]. . .And sonto was a very handsome boy. . . [/color]

bennyraz: Seriously, who would you like to meet? And state reasons.


Killz- like seriously, i felt like meeting him a few weeks ago.

Reason- i want to really beat out the devil in him but apparently he has changed '' praise the lord'' halleluyah.

[color=#000030]Halleluyah!!! In fact, i am tying this comment with my right hand, and holding a bible with the left hand. . .

The Lord is good. [/color]

Booty4me: Lol@thread well i will like to meet killz face2face.
Reasons- To knw how he look like and possibly use a plank/bottle on his head. IMO

[color=#000030]^and hopefully, he can avoid being complicatedly discombobulated. . .[/color]

pDude: what were you doing on top of a Liberian Mango tree

[color=#000030] I was peeping at Hotie Tima. . . No Offense.[/color]

pDude: At least I'm married and you're not. . Mu he he he he he he he he. Being a "married child" is really fun missus. Mu che che che che che.

From your history on NL, it seems marriage/a healthy relationship has eluded you since 2009. You better hurry up and marry cos your ovaries seem to be approaching menopause. 3 yrs of failed relationships nor be joke o! Mu che che che che che.

[color=#000030] ***Falls from a Liberian Mango tree*** [/color]

ijebabe: Viewing or downloading
Its the slow internet connection, when he's done the thread will be closed

[color=#000030]***Falls into Maltina bottle*** [/color]

REALITY101: So sickening how these boy go on net looking for half naked pictures after mast-urbat-ing with them the next you know he startz up-loading them on Nairaland.


Where the f4uck is Jay bee and monkeina? [size=20pt]Seun is probably busy viewing the photos with a different id [/size]

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[color=#000030] Why them never move this nonsense comot here? [/color]

pDude: Keep your mouth shut jor

I'm married so I think your topic is bullshyt. I have been married for more than a year now and I am enjoying the bliss. It isn't very easy but before I went into it, I made sure I was mature enough and I told my then fiancee that divorce was never an option. Marriage takes a lot of patience and perseverance but it is the best blessing from God and I'm enjoying every moment of it.

Do you know how it feels to no longer be alone? To always lie beside someone who keeps U̶̲̥̅̊ warm at night? To share your problems and aspirations with someone who gats your back always? Also the feeling of cooking and eating together? Sitting in the car, driving fast and sharing laughs and jokes? Looking forward to her bearing your children? Oh boy!!! Please find the right guy and get married to him.

Marriage is worth it!!!

[color=#000030]Bros, abeg which brand you dey drink? Order enough bottles. . . I go pay. [/color]

diamondlove: I have a cousin who had 4 abortions in 6months

[color=#000030]Blood of God!

So in a year it's 8 abortions and in 10 years? 80?

Dies![/color]

[quote author=Nn-a-Nn-a]Father in Haeven, Thank U for My Wonderful sister Ollah.
Thank You For seeing Her Thru This rough years in Life
Thank You For Opening Her Eyes to Illicit sex.
Thank YOu for Delivering Her from HIV/AIDs Pandemics(very hapy 4u).

Ollah Jesus LUVs U.
I know becos Jesus dealt with a more severe case.
Mary Magdalene in whom was seven demons cast out.demons of extreme sex desire n prostitution.
i hope u have accepted christ. if not, quickly confess ur sins n return back to him like the prodigal son n c how
richly he will bless.

When u r in christ u become entirely new 11cor 5;17
it means u get ur womb back(by faith.u must believe!)
hw do i know?
becos some have womb but culdnt concieve (barren).
while some have no womb n they got a twin set. o thank God He is Able
Then quickly take up a ministry of enlightening young school girls of the dangers of pre-marital sex[/quote][color=#000030] Dumbo.
1. Ollah is Male.
2. This is not ollah's story
3. How on earth did you miss the link at the bottom?
4. Why are you so dumb? [/color]