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RomanceRe: I Want To Test Drive A Chic On NL by Killz1(m): 1:33pm On May 17, 2012
La Parisienne: 1 minute including the replies. Do you think it's easy to read thru your blinding paragraphs? I have to wear my glasses, you know tongue tongue tongue



Apparently
[color=#000030]You mean you have four eyes? tongue[/color]
RomanceRe: I Want To Test Drive A Chic On NL by Killz1(m): 1:24pm On May 17, 2012
La Parisienne: I want the 1 minute of my life that I wasted on reading this sheisse back. I want it back angry angry
[color=#000030]A whole 1 minute? You are a slow reader. . .

Anything Brixtonyute is shitty!
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RomanceRe: I Want To Test Drive A Chic On NL by Killz1(m): 1:20pm On May 17, 2012
Idowuogbo: O man jabo! angry
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RomanceRe: I Want To Test Drive A Chic On NL by Killz1(m): 1:16pm On May 17, 2012
RomanceRe: I Want To Test Drive A Chic On NL by Killz1(m): 1:08pm On May 17, 2012
SAFO: You're lucky you the only igbo girl I like tongue grin
[color=#000030]Ermm. . . She's half caste! cheesy[/color]
RomanceRe: Why Do You Read The Romance Section? by Killz1(m): 1:05pm On May 17, 2012
Idowuogbo: Perfect match! agidi ti e gan ko ja becareful grin grin grin
[color=#000030]Emi o se agidi mo. . . Mo ti di omo olorun. . . cheesy[/color]
RomanceRe: I Want To Test Drive A Chic On NL by Killz1(m): 1:04pm On May 17, 2012
SAFO: Correct wink
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RomanceRe: Uncle Alex Or Vivian? by Killz1(m): 12:59pm On May 17, 2012
apocalypse: Dude she isn't a dude but a hottie
[color=#000030]Faints. . .[/color]
RomanceRe: Uncle Alex Or Vivian? by Killz1(m): 12:58pm On May 17, 2012
[color=#000030]Vivian[/color]
RomanceRe: I Want To Test Drive A Chic On NL by Killz1(m): 12:56pm On May 17, 2012
Idowuogbo: U EVIL grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
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RomanceRe: Why Do You Read The Romance Section? by Killz1(m): 12:55pm On May 17, 2012
Idowuogbo: like d tin no sweet u

shioor! cheesy
[color=#000030]Mi fe! Omo yen ti ni agidi ju! angry[/color]
RomanceRe: Admit It If You Were Ever Played In A Relationship. Narate Your Story Here by Killz1(m): 12:54pm On May 17, 2012
Idowuogbo: find his father ke? do [b]dinosaurs [/b]still exist ni? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
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RomanceRe: I Want To Test Drive A Chic On NL by Killz1(m): 12:53pm On May 17, 2012
SAFO: You're right killz except that the Dodge Challenger isn't a hatchback.
[color=#000030]A hatchback is a Dodge Magnum for instance, right? The challenger is a liftback then, right?. . .

The Magnum is actually the wagon version of the Dodge Charger and the Chrysler 300.
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RomanceRe: Why Do You Read The Romance Section? by Killz1(m): 12:27pm On May 17, 2012
[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]@Killz and cowgirl

LOL See what I mean?
You two are something lol grin[/quote][color=#000030]Ma pe mi mo omo yen! angry[/color]
RomanceRe: ‘my Wife Is Mentally Ill, But I Didnt Know Till After Marriage’ by Killz1(m): 12:06pm On May 17, 2012
nkuchela: ‘My Wife Is Mentally ill, But I Didnt Know Till After Marriage’ http://www.tumone.com/2012/05/17/my-wife-is-mentally-ill-but-i-didnt-know-till-after-marriage/
I got married in sept 2011. Since then my spouse behaved in different ways .I got lost to find her madness like actions. I tried my best to advice her to mend her behavior so that we can live a happy married life which will lead to our bright future but all in vain .When referred to her parents they were also advising her to behave properly and apologizing us for her rude and rough behavior. This process continued for lost six months. She was getting irritated on one and other pretext so much so that she was going out of control crying shouting and bucking filthy and abusive language.

Her parents, who were concealing the reality of her mental sickness, used to beg on her behalf each time. Suddenly she tore her photograph snatched the buntings of the room and left home in furious manner. On checking we found she had already stolen all our Gold ornaments and kept in her parents home with out our knowledge. They came in a group in our Mohalla, stoned our house and shouted curses and filthy language. They created pandemonium so much so that we had called Police for our protection.

Kindly advice us how shall we get our immovable Gold property back when they were aware of the mental sickness of their daughter and married her by not disclosing this to us. On the sacred name of NIKAH they cheated us, looted us of Gold ornaments and made our domestic life miserable in these six months period. Your valuable suggestions shall be awaited eagerly.

Chibuye B

Tumone.com
[color=#000030]That wasn't so hard now, was it?[/color]
RomanceRe: Admit It If You Were Ever Played In A Relationship. Narate Your Story Here by Killz1(m): 11:29am On May 17, 2012
deshclones: i will never stoop to your level..never....i face individuals..not extended family
..will let your insult pass.....like i said...harken to your inner voice..post your miserable resume online..its a whole lot better than exchanging words with everybody on this forum.... wink wink wink wink
[color=#000030]Good boy! Help your father help himself. Any other st[i]u[/i]pid idea you have for your father? He is to be blamed for your unfortunate birth.[/color]
RomanceRe: Countries With The Finest And Most Attractive Girls In Africa by Killz1(m): 11:24am On May 17, 2012
rokiatu: Geezz is fatal. No wonder poor thing keep talking abt smell.

[size=26pt]@Mr Odour, I have three pack of dettol soap for you. Now go wash your anus clean and come back. And next time you are about to have sex with any stoopid chick that will even agree to having sex with you, wash your anus clean and don't blame the smell on their punni. when you run out of soap just halo me. [/size] grin

Thank me later. kiss kiss grin wink
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RomanceRe: Countries With The Finest And Most Attractive Girls In Africa by Killz1(m): 11:22am On May 17, 2012
[color=#000030]An Idi[i]o[/i]t got his arse kicked by ladies. . . grin grin grin grin Damn! cheesy[/color]
RomanceRe: I Want To Test Drive A Chic On NL by Killz1(m):
I Just Bought A [size=15pt]Dodge Challenger[/size], And I Want To Test Drive It With A Chic On NL
[color=#000030]LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE! PANTS ON FIRE!!!! That's a Dodge Charger you lying idi[i]o[/i]t! Not a Dodge Challenger you fool! The Dodge Challenger has always been a two-door hatchback, and doesn't remotely look like this! Fccking liar. You can't even successfully tell a lie to save your wasted life! grin It's hard to believe that out of the 100,000 spermatozoa released into your mother, you took FIRST! You are just so fccking dumb and st[i]u[/i]pid. Your parent's need to get a refund on that condom. Your birth was obviously a mistake. . . Nonsense![/color]
RomanceRe: Relationship Problems. by Killz1(m): 11:02am On May 17, 2012
[color=#000030]I'll be colossally damned if i read this [i]s[/i]hit![/color]
RomanceRe: Help! My Fiance Is Impotent! by Killz1(m): 10:47am On May 17, 2012
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RomanceRe: Should Tribe Be A Barrier For Marriage? by Killz1(m): 10:47am On May 17, 2012
ogugua88: The question is: "would I leave a guy that bows down to a carved wooden god every morning?" The answer to that is no.
[color=#000030]That applies to "after" you married him and found out he bows to a carved god. . . Would you still marry him after finding out his religion involves worshiping a lifeless thing? I'm not talking of "after" you get married to him, but "before" you get married. . . Don't try being smart here. wink[/color]
RomanceRe: Nigeria Girls.....why?? by Killz1(m): 11:58pm On May 16, 2012
https://gifs.gifbin.com/1238409599_nom_nom.gif

[color=#000030]What did he say? Anyone?[/color]
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry An Igbo Woman, Please Advice! by Killz1(m): 11:56pm On May 16, 2012
DONkollione: Come don't let mε̲̣̣̣̥ insult ur papa diis afternoon I'm not ur mate!

Imbesilde!
angry
[color=#000030]You are an idi[i]o[/i]t. . . a thick headed mor[i]o[/i]n![/color]
RomanceRe: Why Do You Read The Romance Section? by Killz1(m): 11:52pm On May 16, 2012
cowgurl: Not f[b]u[/b]cking interested in your response.
[color=#000030]I wasn't fccking referring to you. . . [/color]
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry An Igbo Woman, Please Advice! by Killz1(m): 11:49pm On May 16, 2012
DONkollione: U akain? Stewpid boy! angry






Gv mε̲̣̣̣̥ two reasons why dis thread is silly



Like slimyam like killz! Stewpid girl! D̶̲̥̅̊ angry
[color=#000030]That's why the jokes section plummets daily. . . you fuckers are too dry! So dry that you cannot even tell a joke to save your own life! You think you can infect the romance section with your nonsensical excesses? I'll be waiting for you dimwitted fuckers, one at a time!
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RomanceRe: Why Do You Read The Romance Section? by Killz1(m): 11:43pm On May 16, 2012
[color=#000030]o da kpe cable networki yen ti wa faulty. . . Won kon fun ni zobo mu sha. . . You berra sack dem ni. grin

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[color=#000030]Ileke-Idi, translate pls.[/color]
RomanceRe: Help! My Fiance Is Impotent! by Killz1(m): 11:35pm On May 16, 2012
Please click the link below to read more...
[color=#000030]I'd rather hug a moderately wet transformer. . .[/color]
RomanceRe: Should Tribe Be A Barrier For Marriage? by Killz1(m): 11:33pm On May 16, 2012
ogugua88: Just as there are people who don't allow tribe to be a barrier, there are people who don't allow religion to be a barrier. It's very possible for a Muslim and Christian couple to have an understanding and marry, or couples of other religions.
[color=#000030]Ogugua88, Can you marry a guy that bows down to a Carved Wooden god every morning?
Stop circumambulating!
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RomanceRe: I Want To Marry An Igbo Woman, Please Advice! by Killz1(m): 11:24pm On May 16, 2012
[color=#000030]Don't run. . . Just learn Chinese. wink[/color]

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