₦airaland Forum

WisdomCanada:
You people should just chill, in Baba's 100 days in office,

»» Baba will turn stones into bread.

»» He will turn water into wine.

»» He will jump from the highest skyscrapers in the country just to prove he is the chosen one.

»» He will impregnate all barren women so dey can conceive

»» Baba will even cut his own legs and give to the lame, plug out his eyes for the blind to see, and cut off his tongue so the dumb can speak.

»» Baba will even take your deserved punishment after u don commit crime. Iwu agada gbachiri uzor.

Let's give this man a break joor, He just got sworn it.

SeverusSnape:
They have started. I'm waiting for them to come and close down Nairaland.

captainBIAFRA:

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olu77:
Ok. Her red dress is stunning. Goodluck to the family.

Aminat508:
Chai! Aisha is beautiful

evavista:
Most Fulanis are always beautiful especially their ladies

ceejay4real:
And u shapeless Amoeba, you go get small otu ( toto ). Stupid girl! If you don't have any reasonable thing to say why not STFU!

Treasure123:
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Na your specks be that abii

Idrismusty97:
Breaking: Patience Jonathan just divorced GEJ and marry Wike.

Details latter...

babyosisi:
Please don't bother
Not worth it

lumzybo:
That moment when Buhari said "I belong to everybody and I belong to nobody" Tinubu be like "abi eleyi ti ya were ni"

4teelaw:
Keep searching oooo! But you are definitely not marriage material with a mouth like yours. You are gutter material. Wise men have self confidence, self control and know a good woman when they see one. Body count or no body count.
The 'mumu' man has kept a family intact for 10 solid years, fed, clothed, financed, sheltered a family. If that makes him a mumu, bring it on! We are doing the mumu together!

4teelaw:
Why are you responding to kids in diapers? Real men would be at work right now, bringing in the cheddar.

kilode100:
Coming clean you say?... Who has it helped
It's only below average men that are interested in such nonsense.... What will it achieve to sit down with a man that there is no guarantee that he will be there till death do us part to tell him dirt's about my past...

Anyway the truth is that there is no man born of a woman that can handle my past.
1,I have sucked many unwashed ass holes...
2,I used to like been beaten before getting fhucked.
3,I love foursome a lot... I take on three guys at once..
4,I lost count of abortions but I ve two adorable kids to call mine now.
5,I ve repented completely.

Do you still think I should spill

dinachi:
Did I hear you say you are blessed? . How can I doubt that? The shit from those unwashed assholes you sucked and those you foursome guys who drilled you mercilessly like a newly discovered oil well only did their job too well!
Keep being delusional!
As for venting your frustrations you can beat on your flat chest as many times as you like, it still does not alter the fact that you are frustrated!

dinachi:
Who dash monkey banana? Oh you actually hope for a back and forth?
What is kindergarten is sucking unwashed assholes and admitting it on naira land with your actual pix in your dp yet insisting you will hide same from spouse!
Being short may actually not be anybody's problem, you alone will bear that cross with its obvious medical challenges.
As for being terriblly ugly, I can hardly blame you for that one an apple rarely falls far from its parent tree! In other words it is in the genes.
What's my own if nature and providence decides in its wisdom to churn out damaged goods!
However, being silly can hardly be pardoned!

eleko1:
Nor mind am.wetin he find go do for ur dp if not to hook U.U are epitome of beautiful.Big/bold.

komek:
U just talked like a fat gurl that u r . And that's one reason I don't like them.

dinachi:
Whether you like it or not you deserve commendention for your gangartum courage in posting that picture as your dp. I will personally lead a crusade for your immortalization in naira land for your ability to walk on those tree trunks you call legs and what is more your ability to move those yam tubers you have as hands and those coke bottle sized fingers you type with. I am not bothered by the fact that you are pygmishly short and actually look like a wag! You are definitely a hero for being able to lift open your tiny eyea under those heavy layer of fats you call eyelids.
That said, only Jehova God almighty knows how terribly your down bellow stinks putting into consideration the sweaty thighs and stretch mark infested body. Good luck in your foolery

komek:
Pls trying and be walking out for ur health sake. I don't like fat pple pls.

gregzone:
Choii!
As I see ur profile pics I believe you.

dinachi:
No he is not! You actually look like a hefty abandoned iroko tree trunk.The truth hurts! But it is what it is.

komek:
Ur dp is not looking good.

komek:
Come, na u dey ur dp? Why do u have to allow ursef look that way na.

dunhill20:
I love my girlfriend so much, although I met her when she was young. Her mum insist that I should leave her daughter. She has been creating problems with the girl. Iv been in support of her going to the university to the point I registered waec gce for her recently because she dosnt hv a paper to mk the requirements. Her mum became furious and said over her dead body will she allow her to write the exam. Did I do anything wrong?

Mogidi:
I hope people stop taking this nonentity seriously, there's a reason we voted him out of the HOR.