₦airaland Forum

You need pedicure urgently for that dirty feet. Whatever else that tickles you ain't my biz.

SUPERPACK:
Blood of buhari, i must report you.

Abeg o

vivalavida:
Begging have become a favourite past-time for Nigerian girls. Meet one today,the next day she is seeking one financial favour from you. It is sad. Am having issues with my girl of almost two years. Those two years,i was faithful and didnt care to meet another girl. But since this present ish started,i decided to explore a bit. I went after the prettiest gurl in my church choir on monday. By wednesday she was reminding me i will do mothering sunday for her ooo. Can u imagine that? Mothering sunday for a single girl?
That same period i met one around my office. She works closeby too. Same story. Her subscription have expired and i should help her subscribe.
Is that how all ladies now behave? Did my almost two year sabbatical from the toasting/hunting new babe bizness blind me from what our girls have turned to? Dont they have any iota of pride again? How come these girls feel comfortable taking money from every tom,dick and harry that says hi to them?
I might just find a way to sort out ma issues with my girl and forget about these leeches wandering about

Are you not yanshing them?.. Where are all these stingy men crawling out from bikonu?
How much is common subscription?...

emekamn:
I'm sure you would make a good widow.

I go try

Hmmmm..

FILEBE:
tattoed eyebrows? How dem dey do that one?
Pix nt showing on my phone.

Na tecno you dey use?

Shameless men everywhere.
So, shame no dey catch this MaN to talk say another man gbensh him wife?..

World haff spoilt finish o..

Btw, how anyone go expect anyone to fcvk only one person for this life is just being wicked and mischievous.

jemype:
blood of Jesus.are u from Benin?

jemype:
true love? Will u marry him if he divorces her?

I can even be his side chick sef. Didn't you hear 3million $ engagement ring?

This your question is somehow.

E be like say na mugu full nairaland!

There is this cream called second virgin that I used for my husband( poor fool met me at a club o) anyways, the cream tightens(like araldite) infact, you go fear to break hymen and then, blood too comes out.

There are no more virgins in Nigeria, no dey allow these olosho women play with your head.

Olosho dey ask how e wan break virgin of person wey don dey gbensh since..

You heard?.. Rumor mongers o

The Mama looks good from the pix na

Her steroid bleaching skin looking reddish and her tattooed eyebrows turning green.... She should be discharged biko

Lagusta:
I wonder oooo

Lol

Wetin dey worry all these olosho bastard children?

elemagoon:
It have been procastinating lately about reaching out to my elder brother. For an inexplicable reason, we do not communicate much except on matters that affect general family interest. We just fell apart like that for no reason in the last 15 years. Mine is technically a dysfunctional family. Interpretation: We hardly have time to bond owing to geography and other challenges. Fast forward to a few days ago. A gnawing thought kept hitting me that I should use subterfuge, cunning plus reverse psychology on him to get him to open up as to why he hardly calls bla bla bla. Do, I call? Early this morning, the thought, as early 0350hrs hit again me to call him. Something told me to call him so I determine that I would call him this evening so we could catch up on old times. I was at a weekend training conference at about 0820hrs this morning when calls started coming from my sisters et al. Cut the long story short, unknown to me, my brother Adeyanju Akeem Adetunji complained of mild headache to his wife late yesterday evening. He told her all he needed was a good sleep and that he would be fine. He never woke up from that slumber. Lesson herein is dont procastinate about reaching out to a friend or loved one. I have had my fair share of misfortune yet his death hit me realy hard. God I miss him in a way I can not decipher.

But you wicked o... Odindi 15yrs?
Rip to your Bro..

This is a Very Good news.

Make dem die first

Which kain yeye child? I started fucking blokos at 10, and ran away from home @ 11yrs so kini big deal?..

Once pikin don taste Blokos, na so so run go dey hungry you.

Pls enough with this girls story!
Haba!

You are a bloody woman wrapper!

That Ugly bread sellers story is inspirational in what way?.. You write like someone that spent his school fees, or, someone that was always partying while in school.... Olodo!


This young man has done what you can only dream of ojare..

Jealousy Boy!
Olajumoke my azz!

This is true Love!!

I Love!

Make dem fight kill and troway themselves jawe..

Ko kan aiye!

Lagusta:
Bae I still dey Akure ooo, chooooiii, on call this weekend....

Sorry dear

Oh..

Lagusta:
Babe how far, chat me up ASAP!!!!

It's going down tonight o.. Are you in Lagos?

Laguussta

engrfaruq:
Only telling us that u have a Brigadier Sugar daddy...

I thought i was subtle

Not hard to spot a newly disvirgined Boy...


Eeyah!

That means na only me dey finish Brigadier monthly salary.. Anyways, he has other businesses by the side and his wife owns a bakery, poultry and 'poor water' factory... Endless supply of fresh baked pastries and eggs for Moi!


I Love Brigadier U***

How I hate these abokis. I kukuma trust my half- Yoruba Brothers.

Kachisbarbie:
Some women love competition, they love going after men that have someone. That feeling of distracting you and probably giving your wife sleepless nights makes them fulfilled.

Are you the kinda man that won't stop talking about your wife? Then you are the kinda man they go for, just to test if you can truly be faithful for long.

True..

Seen*

Those mallam people wicked o..

Call 112 and That's if dem go answer.

toyeoye:
I met and immediately liked this nysc chic..she works where I do but we hardly meet at work.
I've been to her crib once and she says she never allows anyone in and doesn't know why she's cool with me.
I asked to take her out abt 2cents but she's busy and I don't press hard and form calm and composed even tho I want to call her all the time and be around this chic.
she's always stressing never allowed people into her life and there's no hope for a relationship with me even though I never asked her out.
she replies messages and can tell she digs me
called her yesterday to book her for the weekend and she kept rambling about how she can't spend the whole day with me and no relationship thing.
I sent her a message that I give up and tapping out
she calls to say she's sorry
I still want her... jedis' what should my next step be please?

She's married and she's Still new to the cheating game.. She just wants a fling with you..

Why you carry your two left legs go her house sef?
She just wants to chop and clean mouth and if you no sabi her game, let her be before you break her happy married life..

lekbel09:
i tried checkingmy utme score which i wrote on monday but i was told i was absent am really scared oooo any help will be appreciated

This is serious o... Are you sure that you are alive tho?..

Lalastica, there's a ghost on Nairaland o..