₦airaland Forum

guttentag:
must she tell the world that her horse-band is a Donkey

Lawd haff mercy

Blackops:
Don't believe this shii... The market she might be talking about might be shopping malls not the market wey get craze for head. I don't think the husband can survive the hustle and bustle of Lagos Markets. She has a maid that does that.

Yinmu
Her Husband goes to the market to buy groceries kapish!
No one can twist this gist o.. We women don gather blokos and there's Nothing Babanla anybody can do.

MIPNIG:
She has been paid by an American women empowerment group to champion gender equality in Nigeria.

This narrative is all wash. What happened to cooks and support staff in the house. So pilot go fly plane finish land enter market possibly cook and then sharpen his joystick for collection only for Omosexy to call that she is shooting a movie at night.

She then goes on to instruct further on what to make for breakfast otherwise no show. Gentleman remembers the rambast ass and decides to calm down while focusing on the prize.

Morning comes she says "honey I am off to Abuja for a meeting don't worry we will catch up sometime in the week, please don't forget to wash my underwears in the bin basket".

Oga answers with a plastic smile over FaceTime saying "don't worry, I am very happy to do the laundries and cook your specialty when you return"

He dashed off in joy remembering that he will get to sniff the pugnant smell from the discharge deposited on the underwear. Satisfied with this, he hurries off to the bathroom to pick up waste holder from inbetween the wife's thigh and heads off to lie quietly in bed sniffing and fondly himself with the help of durex play.
Pictures of Omosexy flashies and then the cook knocks on the door.

We have since taken over and this is just the beginning... This gist tickles my clit aswear.

It hurts, we know but it feels good Anyway..

You Guys just got served!!

danasjoe1:
I don't blame omotola but the husband for turning himself to an errand boy to hell with omotola n her status,d man just dey disgrace we the african men..

Omg o... I haff laugh tayad mehn..

See the so called men whinning and throwing spit everywhere because man wey him wife dey feed waka go market.

I love this post mehn..

Jacko1:
Som1 said castrated eunuch so on point

Knew that man had no balls

Remind me of this lakasagba movie.... choi choi

Husband goin to market because u r celebrity

I feel fo this man

Bet he hardly hav sex wif her


Dont marry a woman dat is domineering if u are a cool guy

Fire shld marry fire if nt u d man wil suffer

Serve him right wn dey did nt date br marriage

Chill jor


It's all for Love Ogbeni

kaeforum:
Dont blame this woman, if the houseboy

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husband isnt complaining what right do we have to complain.

I tire for these sillybrities

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. They are out of touch with reality.

Are all 'horsebands' not houseboys?

Picks teeth

Kikikikikik


Way to go girl... Una never hala


Ndi ara

BiafraBushBoy:
If you no like them, Jump enter well....

#TeamDeeperLife!!

See as you dey fall kumuyi hand, I don't think he will like the way you addressed Sister kilode100

OYINBOGOJU:
One day they will put tire on your neck and no one will cry.

You must be part of those idiot that says stealing is not corruption.

See how poverty has changed human to animal.

This one be like who asewo people don show shege..
Sorry o.. Next time when you dey go olosho joint make sure you tie your few change inside condom..
Pained oniranu oshi

Too long

Cutehector:
Tufiakwa!!! I rathe marry a prostitutte

You be correct Man jor!
Deeper life sisters/brothers wey no dey baf nor brush teeth na him human being wan go marry?.. I'd rather stay unmarried jawe..

Dem go wear long skirt, shapeless blouse, tenth grade okrika shoes, no perfume etc etc...

The stench from their body is a story for another day.

Abeggi!

Na hawusa and APC clowns dem deceive with that charade.

See as e resemble monkey

asalimpo:
As in fight back bullies in school, in the compound etc.
I know how horrifying it can be to face a bully or a gang, but
what about the spiritual aspect of it all.
How should kids be taught to respond to bullying in a way that pleases God.
Some, kids get so scared of bullies they dread school.

What spiritual aspect are you talking about?.. Do you turning the other cheek for slaps?..

Kids should be taught to fight back biko... Once, a kid ruffled my son and I told my son to hit back and when he was hesitating, I slapped the Useless pikin myself ojare.. From that day onwards, my son has assumed the toga of a warrior and it suits me just fine jawe..

An eye for an eye biko!!.. He said his Useless teacher always told him to be the bigger person(if I hear)

Macelliot:
what's revolution?

Ask google biko. Person no fit scatter grammar again?

Pulease!!...

At least, he left with a Bang!!... He is being celebrated both home and abroad for this heroic feat!!

The Orgasm must have been earth shattering..

Rip Olosho Policeman

Macelliot:
Revolution?

But hate Nnamdi Kanu?

Yea..

succyreal:
ladies and gentlemen, the situation of our dear country is really running from grace to grass, everything in Nigeria has been from bad to worse. a lot of things are unfolding, things are sold at high cost and people are really dying of starvation, no fuel talk less of money.
it is high time for us to suggest possible solutions to Nigeria problems.
I know greater number of Nigerians will read and have access to contributed towards the success of our great country. who knows your suggestion can help.

Revolution!!

Cutehector:




Depression I must say...

Wickedness

Loooolz

Hell Rufai with him miniature/caricature abi midget hands fit slap person?

Oh Chim o


Hell Rufai kwa? Kikikikikik

Harmored:
Jesus actor almost killed himself by falling of pole during easter crucifixion show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C05phP-SAgg

He must have been drunk.

Hadez:
If they see a guy with lots of girls they will keep hailing him, but ur they notice s girl with two different guys they will call her olosho. U people need to be civilised. No gender is restricted to anything

Can someone pin this Aunty down and fhuck the living goodness into her life?... How many threads today?..

Hadez:
I cnt bring myself so low to argue with u. Have fun fooling yourself

But you can bring Yourself Low to collect blokos abi?
Comot here jor!... This one dey find who go knack am

APC party of clowns, rapist, child molesters, wife molesters, thieves, liars...


APC is a curse to Nigeria!

Hadez:
Keep revealing ur secrets. U r one of d reasons y men dnt respect women

Aunty, stay your house and stop parambulating a Man's house o...
Btw, it seems I struck a tiny nerve there

Dem go say, I feel so sweaty, can I use your bathroom.. Chai..

The man is a Lazy Bastard!!

He should provide for his wife so that his wife can stop stealing...
I'd rather you call it tapping as stealing is too strong a word biko..

I kilode100, do tap money from guys pocket and I don't see it as stealing...

Hadez:
Why must you always make advances whenever we come visiting? Can't u just respect yourself n be a gentle man?

If we say we can't come to your house dt u shuld take us out, u will say we r gold diggers. If we cm 2 ur house, u will start moving close and touching us anyhow dt Is just embarrassing Wt do u take women 4?

You carry your left legs waka go man house, you say make e no gbensh you??..

All these bastard olosho women wey Toto dey always scratch sef... Guys, touch them anyhow if dem venture come your door... All these cock teasers sef...

Meanwhile, e dey hungry dem o... Bros, I dey sweat, I fit comot my blouse?... I no want my trouser to rumple, can I wear your boxers?...

Ndi ara

Buhari really fhuck up biko!!..

Lagusta:
Madam ping me ASAP!!!

Babe...

gbens2000:
owo don show oh,don't forget me oh wen it sets.

Lol