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crackhaus:
But if that pic you had on your profile was really you, then you're fat.

It was the truth, not an insult...

I know say I fat, but as gentlemen, una no suppose to use am insult me.
I be human beans too.

Na Agberos full here

You dey ram am for back abi?

With your tiny c0ck ba?

Pulease!!
Rme*

charly4lyf:
Chai, wicked.
If they read this comment, they would settle there differences and then pounce on you together.

Chanchit:
I can only wish you goodluck. But remember, he's an ebora o.

Story. I be OMO Agba too.. You know how many aseje I don chop?

osaslord500:
Girls pants dey smell sha oo

Leave bread seller pants and come smell mine, I ve been told it's intoxicating.

Wake me up when you spot one here.

No be here, those yeye boys call me fat cow? Dem still say my pussy dey Smell, dem no get respect at all.



Na Agberos full there jawe...

Edo men ca n ugly sha..

Are they crying? These ones fit wear masquerade attire without mask.

Jomrichy1:
ADVICE TO LADIES!!!
Really got me thinking too ....so
true!!!
and if any married man is Bold
enough let
him
comment and deny these facts
,or
Forever hold your Peace and let
the Ladies be.
If they can never be in your
future plan
don't
bother starting a relationship
dat you
can't
sustain. The moment you agree
to date a married
man,
you
agree to be a second class
woman, and
every
second class person is classified
as aperson of lower values.
Now look
at it this way... If he is
with you and his wife calls, he
lies that he
is
still in the office or on an official
assignment. You dare not
interrupt his
conversation or query him.
But you can't call him when he is
at home
......My sister, you be toy? He
sneaks you from his car into his
hotel room but
gives his wife his entire
home. ...... My sister grow up,
please! He
visits
you at home and you
introduce him to friends and
neighbors as your
boyfriend thereby
blocking your chances of getting
a
genuine
suitor, yet you don't even
know

.... But with careful planning and scheming, you can become no 2 wife.
Better man scarce biko.

Chanchit:
Na you go lose o cos Baba no dey spend. You better go look for alhaji.

Alhaji go use me do rituals. If e no give me, I go thief for him trousers.

No Alhaji.

I do deepthroath and if you are not careful, I fit swallow person c0ck.

I love being given heads, e dey sweet me well well.


Don't also forget that for all have sinned and come.......


Bless you Mr Mouth action.

Babatunde Fashola, the best man for the Job.



Shun sir!

Gini we mezie?



Dry!

Beautiful man. My specs. I Love old cargoes

Chincos

These people sef.

I think your Dad is impotent. Tell him to be drinking ogi baba and stop wearing tight dross.


It is well.

These old cargoes sef.

See as dem dey smooch themselves... E no do dem, dem still gather their dead phallus enter forest.

Abomination!

See epistle. I jump pass una

Werey

Na true o.
When is the aso ebi coming out?

Nonsense.

I haven't noticed any of the above.

Fashola is the Man

Odegbami should go and beg for forgiveness from Funmi Iyanda

He should be castrated

Techno wahala,

Mutuwa:
they did nothing. In fact I like them and have a lot of good friends among st them
understand this,NO tribe is perfect,every tribe from majority to minority has its ills and good side.Learn to all appreciate the fact when its apparent. Cirumlocuting and perambulating will only make idiocy out of you.

Mutuwa, se e fe do mi?

His konko below should be fed to the dogs.
Idiot.

CaptaiinG:
It is ok oh, why dis?Am always seeing your comments on nairaland but today u fcked up I swear, #heartbroken

Come and fuvvk me down

Mutuwa:
like I just replied one of your inconsequential brother, bimbo! Reading and research,can do a serious damage to your ignorance.
you are just as confused as a stenchy rat in a LovePeddler house.

It takes one from a whorehouse to know another and btw, I already stated I was typing from a brothel

So, tell me, wetin Igbo people do you? Dem no gree you progress? Dem thieve your destiny? Abi Your konko below no dey rise again?

My Dear Nairaland' people, pls enough because most of us with Igbo and Yoruba families are caught inbtw.

Mutuwa, so fe do obo?

Mutuwa:
your mother and father am sure had a jolly good years of glee in good old Nigeria.
things have now changed bimbo.
face the facts and accept the truth..if it hurts then go to hell, for not conceding to it.

.
Mumuni odenson, I think, that you need to get laid.
Early Thursday morning, you don balance to spew nonsense out of your mouth..

What happened to you AuntyMummy? Are you experiencing pms? Did the stylist hold the hair too tight?

Did you say go to hell? para lo nor bcooz na me and you go be Landladies

Op, if na me, I got put my left index finger for my Toto take curse you.

Which kain wahala be this

Na so my efulefu first husband tell me say e no love me again waka follow one House girl ... I thank God for my current that was our best man that gave a me shoulder to lean on and one thing led to another and he left his wife and married me.


You be akpa amu Op.