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Beautiful woman!

slyowokoya:
Well... She couldnt have Bahvisha, Sarasati already bagged him. So she took the closest person to the mad man, Satikam.
Karan....when we first met Karan he ran an innocent man off a cliff with his car then was dancing in the rain kissing chickens while Laxmi was being attacked.
While Rohan is the only clinical retarded man she is into for now, the other two were psychotic or had some dormant tendencies in them.

Laxmi picks men she thinks she can fix. When she is done fixing them she become bored and kills them.

Kikikikikiiki

These people don provoke you totally.

Location? Does that number whatsapp?

See their dirty brassiere..


What was I even expecting?



If to say I dey there, I for wow them with my pointed breast

laudate:
ROFLMAO!! You are wicked!!

Kikikikikiiki

cococandy:
But how do you prevent the thing from coming in the first place?
My tummy is getting bigger and I don't want it to come then I'll start looking for cure.

Any tips?
Cc:
Chillisauce
Efemenaxy
Ifyalways
Kilode100

Nne, get original bio oil and use religiously. My sis did and she doesn't have a single stretch.
Jisike.

My Diy Lactic acid is peeling and facing my stretch marks.

ifyalways:
200 what? Maka gini? Let me give you a personal recipe but beware, it only will diminish it's appearance, the marks won't fade off completely.
Buy floris duo ( less than 2K)
Ori
Ground sugar
Lemon

Apply floris duo to the affected parts religiously, twice a day( morning and night) there will be mild irritation but if it's severe, please stop and wear your marks with Pride
Floris duo comes in 2 bottles. After bath, use cotton bud, apply the big bottle first, allow your skin absorb it then apply the smaller bottle after 5 minutes. Use religiously for 7 days.
Result : the applied area will wrinkle and peel off. When peeling starts, please stop applying the big bottle, use only the smaller bottle and apply as often as possible. Don't use your hands to touch/ aid the peeling process.
Part 2:
After all the peeling( might take 5 days depending on skin type) a new skin/ dermis with a visibly better skin is revealed but still with some stretch marks.
Part 3:
Apply your ori twice a day on affected parts for 1 week.
Part 4:
Once a day, cut a lemon into two, remove the seeds, sprinkle some sugar on it and scrub on the affected parts. Let it absorb for 5 minutes, wash off, bath and apply your ori.
Do this for one week and go back to just ori therapy.

There should be a visible reduction in the appearance of your marks. If you or anyone else ever try this, please let's know how it goes.

PS: please if you've bleached your skin, try this at your own risk. Ify is not a cosmetologist oo.

Noted*
Thanks.

Jarizod:
u wanna ma*turbate on it ni

I love curved dicks. Is yours curved?

One Nigeria

How much is the software or are you selling an e-book?

Chai Umunwoke!
This is who he ended up with after strafing, gbenshing, totobeating, all thosefine chicks?

This guy must be operating under a curse. He dumped Alex okoroji for this rake teeth aunty gwegwelina? See how old and wrinkled he's looking..

Op, are you sure this isn't location pix? Chai! This old cargo no fit Kalu biko.


When you choose/select too much, you will end with substandard goods.
Congrats

Chillisauce:
you go wait tire.
BTW you just disappear from that healthy food thread.
Where you go hide?

Babes hi. I will come back with testimony.

ifyalways:
You sure you want that?
She/He is simply gonna flood the thread with Photoshopped pictures.

Once stretch marks is out, only laser can clear it out completely. Bio oil, ori etc can only do so little and over a real loooooooooooooong usuage.

I know.
Why did youthink I asked for before and after pix? This people don't chop me mugu several times.

To think I paid one mixologist 200k to remove stretchmarks one time , anyway, I had her arrested and she returned my money whilst telling me that creams alone can't fade/remove stretch marks.
Ndi ori.

Too long o.

That's why their followers must grow some sense.

Following

Too long..
Yawns

Nicolars:
Na u 1 steal am.. Am nt gay..
I av mine so I dnt need it

U can send me urz though

I don't chat with rogues.

Glo all the way.. I remembered my glo chopping days on Nairaland, oh boy, I had credit balance of 79,678N

I can never use airtel.

Is this Akethedream?

My husband bought me tear rubber RR on my 29th Birthday, I no make noise, na these bajulaiye cake wey you give roadside baker you no wan make I hear word.


Rants over



Happy Birthday to your lovely wifey

Before and after pix?

Amu-na-ike.
Oriegwu.

Nicolars:
hmm

I smell olosho

I smell armed robber.

nomanicole:
Savitri level of mumu no get part 2...walahi! She isnt human at all...she is a diff specie of onuku, nobody on earth is that silly abeg( she was actually trying to beg for menka?)if menka comes back to d gorrodia house, i wont watch it again rara!

Don't mind that savitri. Nonsense!
Bhavaisia should have wiped that family out. Nonsense!

Btw, Menka came back.

No pix?

ndini053:
180k

Wickedness

Kikikikikiiki

Sauce?