₦airaland Forum

pixtuk:
and he likes the way you moan when he is banging you

I am a ferocious wolf in the room o.. I don't moan, I bark and I bite!!

No try me o

Hawlahscho:
Your dream cant come to reality. Thus sayeth the Lord thy God of host.

Are you him? ... Babe, this is Kings from *****A club.

Omg!!

OdenigboAroli:
You go don think say you be bad girl.

Bad girl? God forbid!


Bless you.

Long story. Just flash some cash and I'm game..

Touch not my Prophet....

mrlaw93:
Will u be a specimen during the experimentation?

Na my work Oga Old-time Customer.. Just say the word!


But, I go collect money o

This Guy go sabi so??

Beating is part of pre-intimacy for me. You don't wanna know about mind blowing sex, orgasm that comes after..

I dey slap and bite men and when the pain becomes unbearable, they beat me up very badly and have their way.


Did I just type that? Na orijin cause am

None biko.

hazyfm1:
Is that your job description ?

What profession pls?

My former fccvk buddy


E no too sabi but I loved the way he cries when he cums

Guy, fashi her and come to me jawe ..
Wetin sef?


The truth is that she broke up with that guy, gave you a chance but you couldn't, hit her center of gravity wella...
You no sabi fcvk Bros.. Even if the woman na Angel, she still needs serious throbbing for down below.

Not to worry Uncle., I fit teach you how do to am and any woman you handle afterwards, won't let go.

God is with you.

I just wanna lick his shiny bald head.

Na Nigeria need prayers pass.
No light..
No fuel...
Men no dey baff well again.. Why una dey smell?


Tueh

Make person no disvirgin himself quick, na bad thing.

Op, go ashawo house relieve yourself when you're pressed, and you need to ride a horse.

My prayers are with you!

Doyin Okugbe move on already..

What am I supposed to do with that link?

Your story did nothing for me,..


Bye

Oba1ni:
A NL's signature states and i quote 'D devil should just apologise to God so we can all go back to Eden unclad'

Now, my question is if perhaps it came to happen, who on nairaland would you seriously search the Eden to see live?

#letsgodere

Who will you search for?

For your mind abi?..


You better wake up before you piss for mat o ...

Fine boy my azz!
Who you help?

Those mallams dey get huge Dick, the guy I bought yams from has a very huge C0ck.

I wonder what they eat and what could be responsible for it?


Thanks for listening.

GEJ was clueless Biko.

Kikikikikiiki

Rip

Nice...


But o.. This Babe can knack for Africa

Touch not my Prophet........

Boring

Konji wan kill this Bros

See jamb questions ontop Toto and blockous matter.

crackhaus:
Mtcheeeeeeew

I no support make person chop ogbono till he kpeme.
I can't screw one man for the rest of my life..


Varieties is the spice of life.

Devil is a male and he is a Nigerian.

5minsmadness:
In his music, sure. In his son(s)? Maybe. But physically? Sorry dude. the man's gone.

He was really gone o.. Fela wey dey use bottle cork scratch himself.