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SILENTandSMART2:
Lol



You are sha trying to avoid giving me cloth anyway God nogo shame us my brother ❤️✊


As i am about to press the submit button i saw shumtin in yaa post



You said you're single right now why boss ?


Dem broke yaa heart before,


Forrkkk christ , some bitch ain't loyal at all


We're still on god my brother ❤️✊

On God bro

As for the singleness, we ready for anytime

That's why I put "for now" cause am open to dialogue

SILENTandSMART2:
Lol

.so you're indirectly telling me dat you can't gimme yaa Christmas clothe




Hmmmm , what a stingy man


How is yaa girlfriend coping ?

I don't have chrismas clothes, only clothes.

I'm single for now.

MhisTahrah:
It's a mix of Yoruba and English.

Alright. Can you teach me Yoruba?

SILENTandSMART2:
Aswear I'm not catching cruise, dat girl really vex me


The incident is real bro

You wanted to catch cruise ontop my head by referring to "chrismas clothes"

Wahala

MhisTahrah:
Who is teaching you Yoruba?

That's english

SILENTandSMART2:
May god bless you op,


I've been thinking of a way to beat the hell out of one girl i saw yesterday she know dat i like her and she like me also, but the truth is i can't approach any girl firstly, I don't know where she see her kaku, she's the first girl dat i will meet in my life dat will be expecting me SILENTandSMART to talk to her first,





Me con dey lose interest self the next thing dat i wanna do is beat her,



OP the main problem right now is dat i can't act like a girl because I'm a man with big muscles, secondly i can't act like a mad man because ano get rags to wear,




Op can you give me your Christmas clothe so dat i can tear it to act like a mad man,


I promise dat i will buy another one for you next year April,


Yunno dat we gather dey my brother ❤️✊✌️

Wahala be like bicycle.

No dey catch cruise ontop my head

MhisTahrah:
Kilomean?

Teasing u

MhisTahrah:
Lookatyou.

Wahala don come

Empress represents Afropop star, Yemi Alade stamping her mark on the genre while growing her sound. The project shows off a versatility only she can bring. She taps into dancehall with Patoranking on “Temptation”, delivers smooth R&B alongside Estelle on “Weekend” and sings gospel with the Mzansi Youth Choir on “Rain”.

https://www.phgossip.com/download-album-yemi-alade-empress/

Bumb

Jessepaid:
Epic fail bro.....



Dress up like a masquerade.... Follow her to the market...say something offensive to her let her yell at you....then give her an ass whooping...

Gender violence is how people will react to this method.

Ishilove:
Mynd44, rule 3 broken

Lol.

She didn't see it.

gaius01:
Seriously if not for the word "expensive cruise" nairalands won't allow you unpunish with curse.

Some people will still punish me even if they see that part

I want to show you two simple methods which you can use and beat any lady of your choice and nobody will say you're a woman beater.

I have two methods, the second method is more trusted, have you ever seen where two ladies are fighting, there's nothing like woman beater in such fights, take a clue from that.

First option:
Dress and act like a woman, at first glance, people should think you're a female, no suspicious activity whatsoever, after beating her, you can run away from sight.

Second option:
Dress and act like a mad man, people should think you have been mad since 10 years ago, beat her and run from sight.

Done.

Am just here to catch xpensive cruise

Popular Nigerian musician, David Adeleke who is known as Davido has covered the frontpage of the Guardian Life Magazine.

The renowned musician who just released his latest album shared this photo on his Instagram handle.

As a caption, he wrote;

“@guardianlifeng ‘I would want to be remembered for a lot .. not just music to be honest .. that I served for humanity .. I served the people and a lot of people gained from my blessing , I gave my family a good name and I gave Africans a good name – Davido”

https://www.phgossip.com/davido-covers-the-guardian-life-magazine/

Lalasticlala

Regina Daniels fans have blasted her on social media for congratulating Emmanuella.

Comedienne Emmanuella earlier took to social media to announced the 10 million Naira house she built for her mother with photos.

The actress in reaction to this took to her Facebook page to congratulate the 10-Year-Old Comedienne.

After Regina Daniels’s congratulation message, her fans took to the comment section to blast her with some saying isn’t she ashamed of herself for seeing that small girl hustling and built a house without being a gold digger.

See the screenshot below;
https://www.phgossip.com/arent-you-ashamed-of-yourself-see-how-small-girl-emamanuella-has-hustle-to-build-a-house-regina-daniels-top-fan-tears-her-up/

Lalasticlala

It seems the President of Nigeria, President Buhari has blocked Nigerians from mentioning and tagging him on Instagram.

We don't really know the reason behind the act, but we can tell you at the time of writing this, we can't tag or mention Mr. President Instagram account.

Source https://www.phgossip.com/president-buhari-blocks-nigerians-from-tagging-or-mentioning-his-instagram-page/

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

Juwonmania:
Does nairaland even have admins anymore?
It's now bloggers market to advertise their website.

Ha. Ha.

Your write-up is nice, couldn't find a fault which I could use to counter u.

More

A Nigerian lady identified as Queen Vivian on social networking platform, Twitter, took to her page to reveal that a man interested in going out with her offered her N150,000 as a way of watering the ground to make her accept his advances but she turned him down.

According to Vivian, her admirer paid her N150k for a chance to go on a date with her but she rejected the money, stating that she is not a cheap person.

She gave the revelation via her Twitter account, where she revealed that the money was from a fan on the micro-blogging platform.

However, Nigerians trolled her for rejecting the money and pointed out how she needs the cash.

Here’s some reactions below,
https://www.phgossip.com/nigerians-disgrace-lady-who-said-she-rejected-n150k-an-admirer-offered-her-to-go-on-a-date-because-shes-not-cheap/

Lalasticlala

Soldiers Who Shot At Us Said They Were Acting On Orders From Above, DJ Switch Tells Canadian Parliament

Obianuju Catherine Udeh professionally known as DJ Switch, has revealed that soldiers, who shot at peaceful #ENDSARS protesters at Lekki Toll Gate, Lagos, on October 20, 2020, revealed that they were sent to the protest ground on orders from above.

DJ Switch said this while speaking with the Sub-committee on International Human Rights of the Standing Committee on Foreign Affairs and International Development of the Canadian parliament.

The entertainer recounted the incident that led to the deaths of about a dozen protesters at the Lekki Toll Gate.

She noted that the military opened fire on the protesters after creating a three-formation line.
Debunking claims by the Nigerian Army that soldiers fired blank bullets into the air, DJ Switch said the soldiers shot at them.

She told the Canadian parliament that she counted not less than seven persons shot, adding that one of the soldiers threatened to shoot her.

Recounting the October 20 incident, she said, “On October 20, 2020, we had spirited Nigerians there united with one goal against police brutality against bad governance.

“What started out as a protest against police brutality with the unit called SARS unfortunately degenerated into something I still find hard to reconcile within my heart.

“We got information that the government wants to see me and six other people and I remember saying to them that we have no leader and if the government wanted to speak with us, he should kindly come to the toll gate and address Nigerians because we have been out for eleven days.”

She added that the first gunshot was heard from behind, adding that it was chaotic as people were running in different directions so as not to be hit by bullet until it was announced that protesters should lie on the floor.

She continued, saying, “As we didn’t know where the gunshots were coming from and what they are about and then the lights went off.

“I remembered the military came in first, they stopped shooting at some point and I walked up to one of them and I asked why he was shooting at us and he said he had express order from above, and I was coming too close to him and if I come too close, it would be considered an attack on him and he would have to shoot.

“It didn’t take another ten minutes, the shooting started again. I remember seeing seven people that have been shot down and we were telling people on my live Instagram to help us call an ambulance.”

She also added that after the military were ordered to stop shooting by a senior military officer, the police were drafted to the toll gate and continued shooting at protesters, who were still at the protest ground.

She revealed that she has been in hiding following threats to her live by unknown people.

She said she initially thought it was an empty threat until she received a call that the military were trying to arrest her.

“I have been on the move because they have been after my life. The first threat came in, I thought it was a joke, I sincerely thought it was a joke.

“Just as I was leaving, I got a phone call that I should leave the vicinity because there are military men at the hospital.

“I had to abandon my home, I moved from people’s home, and then just to get out of Nigeria. I am still travelling, and I am not done with my trip,” DJ Switch revealed.

http://saharareporters.com/2020/11/09/lekki-soldiers-who-shot-us-said-they-were-acting-orders-above-dj-switch-tells-canadian


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeAwXNftBsA

AlfaSeltzer:
I do. I have all of that.

Help me with it?

Who has a stream link or app for the match, please?

Goal. Tammy