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there I was standing in front of the almighty ubaga!!.. Efe ubaga!!....omoefe Ubaga, and I didn't even know.. how could I have known, he had a short statue and very slim in nature..no sign of mustache..... but when you see his face you can tell he's not a small boy... despite his Tatoes...he owns several fleet of cars all parked at the drive way of his compound.. rarely talk..smile alot but a beast on the inside... why didn't he send one of his boys to pick me up, he took it uphon himself just to screen me from afar to see who's coming to his abode.

yes have heard of him before, he came to Delsu during a graduation ceremony on convoy with his guys and men, that day it rained so hard the whole abraka felt it.
the house was a 5 bedroom apartment with a huge wall tv set on the parlor, designer chairs and a full lion statue placed on the center table that looked like glass and gold. I saw 3 dell laptops sitting right there on the left corner dinning table connected to modem that blinks telling me it's actively online ready to receive incoming notifications.. 30mins later, they all came in as I sat there...I stood up.. looking humbled, tensed. they were six in total including Ubaga.

Ayo: my guy my guy ( smiling)

me: bros mi

Ayo: why you dey do LOCAL?

gosh that same question that he asked me few days ago and I ignored, I Immediately knew he must have told them everything about me, .he further went to say I was too smart for that, that's why he allowed fear God talked him in... because he knew I had great potentials, all I just need to do is give my full loyalty to the house, which I responded in affirmative.

just 2 rules were laid down.

from every foreign client I caught...the house owns 40% (Ubaga)

I was to be in the parlour every evening before, 8.30pm

Ubaga asked for my phone, which I gave him..he opened it brought out the battery of my xpress music removed the mtn sim card and broke it while I watched.
he reached out from his pocket and brought out a clean white iphone 5s and told me it's already been configured that would be my phone from today to go.

now there was an issue, the HK was devided into 3 section...

The Carders,( they order things online, cars, expensive phones, Gold..from ali xpress..ali baba with stolen credit cards and money highways) Ayoski

The lottery (coca-cola promo adverts)

The dating (love scams, inheritance format, consignment n the rest)

and I had to choose between one of them and stick to it......

They was still a chance, fear God had no interest in the yahoo yahoo business, he didn't even had a browsing phone except his multilink he was using to receive call. yes he was more into community matters, physical hustles that gives him daily pay so he was ever ready to link me up with Ayoski.. Days passed.. phone calls were made, Numbers was sent but I never knew I was heading to my Doom, the road of no return.

I arrived warri in the evening with my hp bag, in it were 5 trousers, 3 t-shirt..my bathing accessories perfumes, cream and my ratty foam.called the number that was sent to me.. A boy answered I introduced myself and told him I was at the bustop.. which he told me to take a bike to another junction from there he will pick me up. which I did, he came he was edging towards his 30s with Tatoes drawn on his left eye like a triangular dot dot dot (tears ) he had another long sleeve tattoo from his shoulder all along his arm were inked.. this guy was high as fûcked and I could smell the aroma of weed as he approached.. what if I was a mule?.

I greeted him With my hand above my head, shaked him normally...paid the bike man..and to my surprise, dude stopped another bike and signalled me to enter, which he sat at the back..we approached a well tarred street all houses were nice flats, duplex with dogs barks from some compound that had quality gates and barb wires...we used our leg and walked into the street I could see some boys sittin on top of a car downing a bottle of henessy.... immediately Ayo walked outside the gate.. every one stood up with their hands in the air....ice for the Don!!!... ice chairman.. (you thought it was Ayo right?) I thought the same not Until I looked well it was this boy that came to pick me up...Ayoski hands was also in the air.....

Dear readers, I like everyone to note this is clear fiction, real life experiences mixed with creativity.. stories have heard here and there from different people all my years been on the street of waff town.. compiled for entertainment purpose only.

Nothing should be taken personal...am just a nairalander who likes to read and write.

Thanks as you enjoy.


#saynotocultism
#saynotofraud
#saynotoyahooyahoo

That needed a response, but the way he said it I didn't like it, I smiled and ignored continue my discussion with fear God..he noticed and kept quiet. Few min later he stood up and bid us goodbye went across the road shooked hand in his pocket and brought out a key and made to open a clean white camry sport parked by the roadside.

It was then fear God told me that was his secondary school mate who initiated him into the cult during their school days. after the gba_ gbos that happened that morning seeing the way victor friends were supporting him, he had to make a phone call, which he did and Ayo had to drive all the way down from warri to ughelli then abk that evening after hearing the amount involved was #1.2million naira and the person been ripped off was a close friend of his. But he was never told it was a local scam or a politician deal that was why he was pissed off.

But since he was already here, been the number 2 in warri he had to contact the number 1 in Delsu, in which Victor was summoned.. princess was picked at her hotel before fear God called me that evening. Ayo was among the mean looking faces that day.

I just ignored someone who played a vital role. I had the feeling fear God couldn't have did it all by himself, they was a bigger power behind.. because if the capone was to support their own like victor friends did.. disregarding Ayo presence the issue would spread out so fast and other top men would hear about it.. believe me no one wants that (they might be cultist, who steal and oppress at any given opportunity..but few of them who are mature enough knows the difference between right and wrong>> saynotocultism ) mind you most of the students at that time in Delsu alot were from sapele, warri and other neighbouring towns.. this why the capone had to do the right thing.

Fear God made me to understand that the reason he wasn't available yesterday was because Ayo was paying courtesy respect to the capone and the frat members in a popular club, at least he came into town...they did his wish..him been a big boy drinks, women alot of funds were spent that Friday night all from ayos wallet just because of me... and I just ignored him...

Princess call came into my phone the next morning asking how I was, because she knew we both lived together and was hoping everything was okay. That was the last time I ever heard of her some say she was so scared she had to change hotel and finally left the town.

Victor was giving me the silence treatment, bankz was relating with me with just few words offcus things can't be as before, I knew my days in that house was numbered. I needed a plan, victor can't kick me out from the apartment till few months time but still, I needed a way out. He finally spoke to me on a Friday morning asking for my account details..he was going to the atm to do a transfer and the rest a bank deposit payment..yes I was happy that would be enough for me to get my own place.


I received the full payment that evening, called fear God and thanked him for what he did for me and asked if we could see and I show a physical cash appreciation..he said he was not around but would be back the following evening which was Saturday.

Fear God wasn't really that close with victor, just bankz, and the issue might have caused a glitch in their relationship..but a day one homie will always be an homie no matter what, i went to meet him that evening at a bar alongside the road he was sitted with a guy who had a face cap on, a wrist watch and a nice sneaker..this was quality.

I greeted them, sat and called the barman to bring drinks and goat meat sauce for us, all this while this unknown face was just there sitting, sipping his drink..he hasn't even said one single word or contribute to the discussion...all of a sudden Guy why you dey do local?

It was dark already immediately I got there fear God call came in, I picked and he directed me to the spot he was .the hotel was a big one very popular in abraka... students and indigenes all around, matured men and bikes around the vicinity waiting for passagers.

I had to go to the extreme end, there I saw him waving at me with his clean white t shirt and black 3 quarter. As I approached we walked to a particular round table sitted were men with mean looks some were standing with their mini hand bags hanged across their chest 2 ladies were also sitted... victor was sitting on the ground bare footed though he look at ease...I guess they were waiting to hear my own side of the story. I greeted them with my both hands up which they acknowledge, and I was told to narrate all that happened and how I found out that victor connived with his girlfriend to rip me off.


While I was talking I noticed one of the girls was sobbing...damn! That was princess..she was present the whole time I didn't even take note because everywhere was a bit deem. That instantly told me this issue was turning into a big one.... which I never bargained for.

Princess was asked and she correlates my story.. yes I said everything nothing was left out. Victor mood changes immediately he heard me say I had to fûck his girlfriend to get to know the Truth, some of the boys were smiling... fear God screamed bad guy!...all this while bankz was present but silent.

The number one in the gathering finally spoke out, he was an indigene and also a Delsu student who have been in the school for almost 6 years now..since victor was their own and I was a ju, they didn't really touch him....but due to fear God influence he was given a stern warning to give me my cut which was 400 thousand... before the end of that week. I spent close to #15,000 that night for drinks and settlement thanks to the atm close by.


Relationship spoilt, trust lost...I fûcked his girl and he was going to refund me 400k all this was going through his mind. Princess call came into my phone the next m

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if you all want me to quit this cult issue and skip you can say it.


But we all know the circulation of yahoo yahoo is the reason why cult activities has been on the decrease.

Most of them have dropped their flag, and we happy for that


Criticism is always welcome

until fear God stood up told bankz to calm down walked to where victor was sitting and gave him a resounding slap. victor was stunned wanted to retaliate then fear God started speaking in slangs which victor understood and 2 other friends responded echoing in same way, started raisin their hands up in the air in gesture as respect to him...offcus I knew what was going on even though I wasn't a cultist, ( fear God was a senior rank in the cult victor belong to but worship in another temple so what he did was identified himself for the first time openly) even though victor was a little bit body built than him..he couldn't do nothing.. since the identification has been made.

some of victors friends that didn't belong wanted to raise the issue, but seeing the way victor was calm they had to mellow. fear God was a good friend of bankz, he only visit our house because of him from there he got to know me.. because once he come..I knew what he wanted I get him a bottle of star and probably buy him weed to smoke his eyes off.. why won't I..I was trying so hard to associate with the new family I found last year. (but bankz never liked me)

it' was not my intention to put a rift between two friends, all this while I knew the anger boiling within bankz..for the slap victor received..and who gave him the slap was his own day one friend who came to visit him..all this vexation was heaped on me, though he didn't show it yet but I know that for facts due is sudden quietness.

in the evening I looked around no one was home, because I had to take a nap after the drugs, the talks that occurred in the morning then around 6:49pm my phone rang it was fear God.


me : hello bro

fear God : start to come vetya palace hotel like this

Me : Wetin dey sup?.

Fear God : guy come first, you dey do like woman.

The fact that I didn't want this issue to escalate more, fear God took this uphon himself to fight my fight for me...just like many others he observed me...he saw I was still new in the street.. still soft even though I was doing drugs.... trying to act rough..even though I had ratty on my head..but because I was good to him buying him #100 weed and a bottle of star
or maybe sachet captain jack not all the time when am not the one he came to visit he took this uphon himself..so I set out to the location

It was there, what I came for she can't deny it. I asked her how much was paid..she was reluctant to say but the drugs in my system and the annoyance in me. I slapped her on the face..I was expecting her reaction instead she put her head down in shame because from day one she knew I was the one who had that client letting victor talk her, not to let me know made her an accomplice.

Total money gotten from the politician within that month was #1.2 million, I didn't know how victor was able to pull it through but one thing I know is she did mostly all the work. princess received 200k twice while Victor embezzled all the rest. I stood up wore my clothes packed my accessories and made way for the door, when I heard her say she still has some funds left don't mind giving me all..from that moment I knew I had this hôe under my wing's.

This became a huge beef between me and victor, since I was still a little boy.. and him aged between 22 to 23yr old I couldn't match him in physical strength or power or street life..it's Just like fighting my godfather who initiated me in a cult. Was i a cultist? No I was not. What about victor, he keeps late night sometimes... majority of his friends that came to visit him during my long stay at his places do claw hands when dey shake..and touch them chest immediately.( And you know how abraka is that year)

So what I did was I tried putting the matter out to friends that i knew through him, from there the matter circulated all around our clique. Alot took sides with him.. few with me. What do you expect, they were all his friends...I knew them through him. Bankz put the whole matter on his head saying they brought me in, fed me and taught me the local scamming trying to buy their minds. the issue was deliberated in an open house (friends who did same local scamming and knew about the catch were present) until fear God stood up and

Was i guilty fûcking my pal girlfriend even if she's a prostitutes behind his back, yes I was. But you can blame it on the drugs, alcohol that gave me more confidence. I was getting more reckless out of control this wasn't who I used to be a year ago but why didn't she resist? Though she was surprised but she let me have my way. I guess she felt she owe me for all the funds she was getting from my client mr Robinson.

They was a minute of akward silence between both of us, I went inside the bathroom flushed The condom and washed myself up came out saw her sitting on the bed pretending to press her phone.( My tecno phone) The cocaine was getting used to my system though I wasn't addicted yet so I thought..I grab my xpress music phone place an order for 5k worth of ck with the accessories (stem and sponge) including lighter to be delivered to me at the gate of the hotel. Which I was going to pay extra 1k for...she was just listening, calm and quiet.

Truth is I wanted to fûck princess ever since I saw her in that hotel... but the closeness she has with victor doing boyfriend and girlfriend loving loving has been a long time barrier...I sat on the bed hold her chin and start smiling, licking my lips in a sexy way...

Princess : agbeg leave me jhor, you don finish my womb

Me : comoth there, see the way your toto just thick anyhow

Princess : squeezing face a little, then smiled

I knew I already got her comfortable, from all the erotic talks my prick was already erect. I hold her head and pushed it down my dîck she knew what I wanted... princess grab my dîck with her left hand and started sucking it like a beast on rampage.. until my phone rang it was the crack cocaine dealer.

She had to go get it for me, came back with 2 can black bullet and a bottle of small stout for herself.. I arranged the sponge..used cigar ash to burn the stem and it was ready for used...opened the parcel of cocaine used my hand to cut a chump and placed on the pipe. lighted it and held my breath before I breath out....damn the feeling was epic.....I was getting good at it. All this while she was observing me... I knew this wasn't the first time she saw a nigga took this white stuff.

I told her I needed to make a call, if I could borrowed my tecno phone from her, she gave me..I faked a call..cut it. and went to the received call section of the phone and viola.. there is nigeria number saved as client Robinson that called 4days ago.

Call duration : 9:56 min

I said no, that deal has ended. I couldn't trust fear God not just yet..I needed more prove... even if I got the prove what can I do? A year ago I was still living with my parents..victor brought me in.. even when bankz insisted...he took me like a pal even when he was older than I....we relate like we are age mates..


I went home, generator was on, music playing from the home theater, bankz pinging on his bbm....victor sleeping on the mini room...I just sat on the couch reminiscing what if I was right.

Sunday morning came, I had a fresh bath light a huge chunk of my Crack cocaine and of I went in search of victors girlfriend..yes I had a plan. I booked a room 5k...told one of the bartender to go get her that a customer needs her service. A hôe will always be a hóe no matter what...it was obvious she came back late on Saturday evening and couldn't hustle because of the journey so she was eager to get this early morning pay.

I heard a knock on the door, went and open and there she was standing with her red tight gown that could hardly cover her kneels, chocolate..all curvy with her new hair do and lipstick on her lips... startled she was.


Me : (smiling ) princess baby.. hahahaha.. come on in.

Princess; (she was hesitating a bit) but she sluggishly walked in... good morning.

Till today I didn't know what came over me...I grabbed her by the hands and push her to the wall..used my leg to spread her legs while I told her to hold the wall with authority.. pulled my jeans with my erected dîck inserted condom.. I raised her gown up no panties .plugged it straight from under and start fûcking her...(all this while she was numbstrucked, shocked.. surprised) until she started letting out some soft moan.


Here is a 19yr old boy straffing a girl that might be older than his elder sister...who cares..I told her to hold the fridge in the room doggy all through, we didn't even get on the bed.. before I nuted and back to my senses

samuel19222:
Nice one op

Thanks.
This going to be a long ride, story of my life.
We just in 2013

I went with a friend to our usual relaxing spot that cold evening just to down a bottle of black bullet and maybe look around thing's.. this particular bartender whenever he sees me and my guy's always wants to attend us..due to the dash he received from us. He brought what I ordered and told him to bring 2 more bottles for my friend. From one discussion to another I asked him about princess, victor's girlfriend.

Bartender : hah, that girl na big girl na o

Me : I say ehh.


Bartender : she travelled last 2week say she dey go check people when dey help to renovate her papa house for village.


Me : uhmm


Bartender: that big bros when we dey see you with everytime, de do her well na.. though she called manager say she go come back before Sunday. (smiling cheapishly)

I paid him and told him to keep the change, for no reason my mind wasn't settled I might be a 19yr old boy but my brain is working quite well. All my years of been in the street...for been in the game hunting for money... barbing hair for a living...meeting different people...and here someone is ripping me off...the signs were there.

Victor has been quite cold for the past week, we do relate like we use to but he hardly spend time at home... I guess he was observing, avoiding and studying me to see if I noticed that the politician was still paying them ..that explained the appliances he bought few days ago.

I was distressed and fear God noticed the sudden change of my mood swings, he asked blantly terry "na that politician deal when hu na pull through?
I didn't know what to say because fear God was a close friend to bankz...and bankz and victor were 5 and 6.

I started keeping hair, barbing rita Becca and turning it to ratty....even though I was doing drugs and getting high on alcohol steady basis with the little naira in my account...I didn't play with my looks. I was fair in complexion with heights to match...a bit athletic and calm personality.


No girlfriend at that time because majority of our evening days were spent in different beer parlours with school runs girls invited to come sleep over either from ogarra polytechnic or Delsu...bankz can't do a day without a woman by his side an habit I later picked from him. A month later I was taking a nap when a taxi stopped at our gate... I stood up and went to see who it was, victor in the front seat, with some newly bought equipment at the back fully loaded all LG (life is good)


A new home theater, a fridge and a plasma television 58 inches, damn I was happy for his wins..helped with the offloading and wiring of all the appliances in the house that same day. (The old ones were discarded) Offcus I knew he had his own personal clients it never crossed my mind it was mr Robinson still on the payout until 2days later when I went with

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dear readers.

If you read and you don't comment or like the motivation to proceed from me won't be there.

This real life experiences happening in our day to day lifes

I got to know it was cocaine later that evening, because i wanted more of it and since I have cash at my disposal I requested to purchase another parcel, bankz called one of his dealer who quickly came with bike to our apartments it was a full house already with drinks and friends around some uses some don't...



Dealer: 5k, 10k, 20k.


Me : I turned to bankz.i was high and confused.


Bankz: sheybi when you dey blow am dey throw way that time, I dey tell you... you been won vex?

I didn't know it was that expensive, bankz said I should get the 20k and he paid for another 5k.. it Will be enough for that evening, beside some friends who were around was with their weed... and not every one of them does Crack cocaine... infact some runs from it...all I wanted was another feeling.

The spread of my withdrawal from school got to my parents faster than I thought...the relation that helped secure my admission works on the admin blocks so the few people that were withdrawn were known to him and I happened to be among them.

I went home, mom cried that whole night..dad was silence the whole day..... unknownly to me have been used to brag in church, the whole area and to my extended families that their child is in Delsu studying business administration and will soon be a graduate.


The next morning I left home never to return, I sold my soul to the street....I was certain to be rich since I can't do it by book....I do it any way I can....as day goes by I was getting more bad and bad...more vulgar with my words, my lifestyle sleeping with prostitutes..at a young age...I asked victor what about my phone, since mr Robinson has been blocked from facebook he said his girl travelled to her home town because of that token she received but I didn't know it was a lie.... victor and his prostitutes girlfriend was still billing the politician behind my back a single act that broke bond and drove me insearch for a better life.. Ubaga HK (white man scams, yahoo plus)

Until I was withdrawn from school, I can't forget that day the cold in my spines when I went to check our departmental results pasted outside for all to see, w was besides my gp along with my matric number. I had it coming but I didn't know it was going to be that bad the thing was the cut of gpa for 100level student was 1. I had below 0.6 for both semester's combine with lot of carryovers all 3 units course I failed woefully.

That was the second time I got to see my course advisor, she was a lecturer. I cried to her to give me a second chance but she said theys nothing anyone can do it's a federal effect, my admission have been withdrawn. For the first time in my life I thought about my parents, especially my mum how's she going to take this news when she hears it.
The whole department heard the news terry has been withdrawn... but whose terry? Different descriptions here and then. That boy when nor dey like talk for lab na... him dey always dey on his own...that fine yellow boy when dey barb low cut always. Oh na him them withdraw?? Na waoooo.


I left campus back home, saw some girls that had stayed the following night brought by victor still around, tried consoling myself because I had some thousands of naira in my account...even sent my sister some funds 3 days ago to give to my mum not to let her know it was me ( I wouldn't say my sister knows what am into, but she had an ideal, because have used her to receive call sometime ago when I was at home with enough agbeg.)


Victor : obob, wetin happened You quick come for school

Me : bros mi, nothin, lecture never start like that.

Bankz: na true nor be lie, even david self still dey house.

What do they know, they just hooligan touts local scammers that has no educational dreams and I found myself amongst them...From the first day in my life I felt like taking what victor and his friends were taking. that was on the table with a pipe and lighter, they normally says it calms their pressure and ease tension whenever they are angry...its a whitish solid substance that's round they normally cut it with razor blade and put it in the pipe and light it then they hold their breath for like 50 secs surprisedly they will be little or no smoke once they breath out.

As a young boy 19years old have always hated smoking but fûck it, since I just got withdrawn from school with different thoughts in my head I just want to ease my tension. I just want to get my mind of this situation even for one second...I sat down took the razor, cut a chunk and picked the pipe put it in and put it in my mouth.

Bankz: Wetin you dey do?


Victor; ( looking dumbfounded)



I lighted it and it melted..sucked the smoke into my mouth and seized my breath for few secs before I let at the smoke all over the room.

Bankz: obob, why you dey waste the Ck like this, nor be so them dey take am.


Victor: (still dumbfounded)


I did it... felt lightness in my head a sweet sensation I haven't felt before just by lighting that chunk before 2minutes I wanted another feeling...

here I was staring at #300,000 alert received by victor on his oceanic bank account, I was trembling... shaking.. scared and surprised at the same time. it seems like my first scam but it wasn't. this was the biggest amount have ever received from a nigeria client in our LOCAL SCAMMING.

victor was a professional in the game, mr Robinson asked him to send his account number which he quickly pasted one of his female bank account.( back then bvn has not been introduced yet, you can own any amount of BANK accounts with fake details without a trace to you provided you have a nepa bill)the money was meant for her to go shopping, process her details and book a flight to Abuja for a splendid weekend with the politician that week.

Since it was a 3 people deal we had to wait til the next day to go to the bank and withdraw the money through teller all at once and split between us. (once again, backthen mobile transfer wasn't common) so I had to choose between going to school for my exam on a Monday morning or going along with victor to oceanic bank which is located at the outskirts of the town. Do I trust victor enough yes I do...but I didn't want to be left out. I wanted to be there when the money was withdrawn and shared between the 3 of us.

that decision cost me my education, my dream of going to NYSC wearing that khaki to match, my parents sweat for me for a better life. was it really worth it... yes it was at that time...I received 100k ... victor received 100k, his girlfriend was given 50k...she was happy..so happy that the whole brothel was asking when she screamed out loud. the remaining 50k was held by victor for the house rent that month and food stuffs were bought.. little tips were given to few friends who heard about the deal..Until