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only if the dead can talk

I like to taste this snake meat

Just be nice like a normal guy man

kenzysmith:
See person wey person wan marry tatoo lap like okpooo chai . no wonder all those gals wey they tie ear cover don stop tey tey cause men don dey wise .

Like okpo?


Mumu she be okpo

2face shut up your mouth.

Common liver you not get.


Any small thing na you go start to dey shake like you get fever

I see myself vs God.


Dude want me to worship him..


But I say fûck him


Am a God


Am a God on my own.


Fûck him one more time.


If he is up above or down below.



Fûck him

Michaelondon53:
How much for the dish alone? And your location

Warri.

Decoder and remote are available

What can you offer for the dish Alone?
Are you iron kwadem?

smith4real1980:
Last price I am in warri

10k

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jgbemson1:
good deal but am in lagos..

okay

jgbemson1:
how much

Bring 10k bros

Who needs?

Relocating.

So I brought this down.



Warri

Available for sale.

Who needs...


Am relocating, so I brought this down.





DStv And dish with remote available.


Location warri

Available for sale

Am relocating


DStv and dish with remote available.

Opeyemiextra:
I'm not talking about those people. For those ones, it is understandable but how do you explain that of someone who has more than enough but still fight for food at parties? I'm saying it because I have seen this too many times. People who appreciate outside food more than their homemade food.

na party food dey sweet pass


guess you've never heard that saying

lalasticlala oya move this thread to the promise land.

SultanOfPuna:
Your mother forgot her handbag at the abortion clinic. I tried calling her glo line but she is not picking?

this year na u go take die.

for all your abominations

SultanOfPuna:
Hiv na scam

incest niga,
you don screw your cousins finish?

Kobojunkie:
You are just a greedy person is all.

you might be right and that still doesn't change the fact come 2022 YOUR STILL A JUNKIE

Man city don already Carry league

hahahaha

you can never Force a man to be a father, besides your an olosho.

how his he sure he the one that impregnated you.

will lalasticlala be pleased?






I doubt

Irupetepete:
You have so much to eat, remember there are some on the street that can't even feed once a day, reach out to them

my bros, nowadays you can't give people food anyhow.
na 9ja we dey o.

Wawelexy:
That's because u re F.F.O....

What's ffo?

I have once gone to an occasion where food finished before it reached a particular lady where she was sitting, next thing we saw was tears rolling from the woman's eyes.
So I wonder.

What brought up this event is over here in my house, this festive season since last week come am tired of eating jollof and fried rice, greased with chicken.
Too many left overs, I ate from a friend's house yesterday evening, forgetting I still have mine to consume. The one My girlfriend brought still in the freezer.
And my mother waybilled my own portion of chicken and rice yesterday evening...

But as we approached January ending to February I will still be among those people fighting for party rice at different wedding and burial ceremonies I attend.


Why is it like this?

All this one's whenever get husband self

I think this a sensitive topic we've all been ignoring, seeing the trends of shatta wale telling nigeria artists to fûck off and stonebwoys coming out politely to support him.

I still wonder why we no longer see our ghanaians and nigeria actors act films together, talking about Majid mitchell, Jim iyke, sussana, jackie appiah staring on same movies.

What really happened between nigerias and ghana in the entertainment industry?


Lalasticlala Sir please push this to the front page, I need answers.
AM Starting to have a mixed feelings with my ghana neighbor here in the south.

GROWN kids

and them say money nor dey the country.

think for your future and peace of mind.





government work any day any time.

Datboredberry:
Are you still pained because I wrote that you masturbate with sardine oil?

Never start a new year with a grudge!!

And I'll get you Vaseline... Wañk off like a real man!!

I don't masturbàte never.

I get my côck sucked whenever I want dry, not by smelling bish like you with mouth odours though (halitosis)


mind you, the reason you roam over nairaland is because you are one ugly smelling thing out there In the real world.


because if you have simps on your cell phone 24/7 you won't be here on different relationship threads.



you literally stinks... check yourself girl


it's 2022.

you can't remain like this



fix yourself