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Please help a bro before depression kills me kpatakpata.

I'm a Corp Member awaiting final judgment (POP) next year. I'm yet to start up any business and haven't saved anything for it because of the cost of living.

I need to know if there's any legitimate online job I can be doing remotely to keep my life visible.

I need suggestions please.
Thanking you.

Stevenbright:
Start small and grow the business. If you do this diligently, you will be surprised how much it would have grown at the end of your service year!

That's why I'm looking for support. It's 4 months already and the cost of living is yet to allow me save anything.

Billions123:
How much do you need to start?

₦100,000

Sorry for late response. The hoodlums here welcomed me properly by confiscating my phone.

wittywriter:
Locate a manufacturer and partner as a marketing strategist or sales rep negotiate for commission or outright sales on delivery...be deligent and you'll succeed.

©Wittyness.

Thanks

Greetings all!

I trust you are doing great. Okay, firstly I want to announce that today is my Birthday.

Secondly, I want to startup a small business to support myself and give back to my family and society at large.

I'm a Corper serving in Enugu State. I've calculated the way my monthly allowance will be spent and I realize that if I decide to save up the money and use it after my service year, I may die of ulcer.

Also, if I decide to live by pay-as-you-go, I may not start up the business again, judging from the cost of living in Nigeria.

NB:
I'm fending for myself here.

So, I've decided to start a mass production of Disinfectants, Soaps and Creams, to supply in markets.

But I don't have money to startup.

So, I'm looking for a kindhearted NL'er who would lend me some money while I create a repayment plan from my monthly allowance before the business starts.

Or, if you have any other idea, you can help me with it.

Thanks.

nwabuegodstime:
Congrats bro. Better days ahead.

Thanks man

Privatepart00:
Put carpet on that floor is eyesore please.
Your room is big or how you position the camera?
Divide into two for easier cleaning

I currently can't afford carpet for now.

I heard the room is 10 by 13. Can't really tell the size sha.

sotall:
Avoid anything woman for now.

Stay focused and plan your time and work.
Very soon what you will eat for weeks and months to come will be in your pocket.

Amen!
Thanks

ibechris:
Avoid women for now and work harder.

And if u must date,date a good woman that would add value to your life.


Congrats.

Thanks man

I appreciate!

HOKIM:
Congrats OP..may God bless you and your little Beginning... I love that you are grateful for what you have... God will provide ,going forward... dont worry... little by little..just dont be wasteful..

Thanks man!

I'm grateful

Hello NL.

How are you guys?

I just wish to announce that I've finally rented a single room here in Enugu.

I know the internet saves memories and reminds us later. Let me just celebrate this milestone today hoping for a better tomorrow.

But guys, catering for oneself away from home is not really easy.

Imagine, me thinking of how and when to eat food for it to last till evening. Lol

Nawa o!

I'm happy sha

i926:
Maybe you look like a soft guy wey no sabi shout...raise voice.


Sometimes, those pretty girls that serves you, add their own little money to the normal bill or they might tell you no change.


The street is crazy, boy.

She did.

I have her ₦5,500 and she said don't have ₦300 to gimme.

I intentionally left because I'll come back to have her tag the prices of the food she served me.

RedChiefPriest:
Na this nursery 1 pikin food be #5000?
This Op dey whine himself sha

Even if it is #5000,it will definitely not be in that kind of low budget eatry with the plastic chair peeling away like the teeth of my igwe.
You will get silly Prices like that in well furnished and sophisticated restaurants and eatries, not this kind "Chinwe and daughters" food canteen.

Dj! 1 keg of palmwine for me and add 2 plate of palmwine.
Barman! Play me "I no fit believe am" by Olu Jacob's and Nicki minaj.

It is what it is.

But I'll finish the business tomorrow. I'll make her tag the prices of the food she served me.

Stay tuned

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram u be MUMU man..



U be JU man...


U allow small girl SCAM u!


70yrs OLD MAN!


Even for EKO HOTEL, There club V.I.P food no reach dat amount..


Either u de lie or u de whine ur SELF..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

I think I'm too big to whine myself with food of 5k.

I knew the reason I smiled and paid. The business is not over. I intentionally gave her ₦5,500 and she said she doesn't have change.

I'll go back tomorrow and make her give me the price tags of the food she served me.

Then I'll see her next action.

I'll update it here.

Stay tuned, Ganja man!

OVB123:
This is a big lie. Yes i know that things are very expensive but not to this extent.

I never believed it when she said it. But I had my plans.

She even told me she had no change. So I intentionally told her I'll come back for it.

And I'll come back to get the full balance

MadamVanessa:



And you pay for it?

Lol, even if you're Elon musk senior, you won't pay that amount for this ridiculous thing.

Very Ridiculous

parkervero:
Hahaha! That 5k fit feed a whole house.

Smiles.

So I decided to sit and rest. I dropped at ShopRite and sat just by the Food Spot. After few hours, I got hungry. I decided to get myself a plate of Rice at the moment.

I stood and asked the lady to give me a plate of Fried Rice, a lap of chicken and a wrap of moi-moi with a bottle of water.

When I asked of my bill, she said ₦5,200.

I smiled, paid and walked back to my seat.
But while on the meal, I tried to figure out how the bill came about. I couldn't place it.

See the plate of food below.

Stallionhorse:
posted from the trenches I guess!?

Smiles.

Not really bro!

God is still blessing man. Just don't have funds to afford myself a roof yet

Stallionhorse:
250k nah small money..

Jesus!

I'm just a newly posted Corper

cenaman:
Must your PPA be in Enugu metropolis?

It's not in the metro.

Greetings NL.

I don't know if this is the right section to post this, but all I need is just the input of viewers and I'd appreciate if this post is moved to FP.

I graduated 2019 and got the opportunity to serve Nigeria this year 2022.

I was deployed to a state in the North-eastern part of Nigeria. After camping, I relocated to Enugu State and got a PPA in a Company around Enugu-East.

The reason for this post is that, since I learnt my PPA wasn't giving accommodation, I decided to look out for a cheap one since the location of the company isn't in the Enugu metropolis.

I contacted an agent to help me look for a house within Emene axis.

I got a feedback later that there's a house (self-contain) within that axis which costs ₦120,000 per annum.

But I must pay ₦70,000 for agent fee and ₦50,000 for Agreement fee.

Haba!

In Enugu East?

I thought this agency extortion can only be seen in Lagos? How come it's available here too?

Initially, when I thought I could stay in Enugu town (North) an agent told me that a self-contain in that axis is ₦250,000 with agency fee of ₦100,000 and agreement fee of ₦50,000.

Please, what should I do to get an accommodation?

I have few days to report to my PPA.

Do you have a business idea and you really don't know how to raise money for it, there are legit ways to write to financial institutions or other firms to get support.

Use the link below to see a sample letter:

https://writaz.com.ng/sample-of-letter-of-asking-for-donation/

HOW TO WRITE A FEASIBILITY REPORT FOR STARTING A SMALL SCALE FISH FARM

Fish farming or aquaculture is a growing industry full of opportunities due to the increased demand for fish as a source of important nutrients for healthy living. A small scale fish farm is relatively easy to establish since the requirements are minimal and the start-up costs are not overwhelming. A feasibility report analyzes an intended project in terms of its viability, start-up costs and profitability. An ideal small scale fish farming feasibility report should include the following steps.

Step 1
Introduction:

The introduction part of the. feasibility report should outline the importance and the advantages of small scale fish farming. Explain your project fully in this section. Outline briefly how the project will be rolled out, how you plan to benefit from the project and the processes that will be involved. Basically it is a summary of the small scale fish farming project.

Step 2
Description of the project:

In this section, clearly outline the project’s location, the environment surrounding it and the availability of the resources required to start a small scale fish farm. Highlight the project’s mission and vision. Business goals and the objectives should also be included. Also include a brief history of the project and what motivated you to start the fish farm.

Step 3
Market description:

Describe the type Industry you will be operating in, whether you will be selling your products as a wholesaler or a retailer. Identify your target market and how yon plan to penetrate that market. Outline the marketing strategies you will employ to market your fish.

Step 4
Description of your products:

Highlight different species of fish that will be rearing. Describe how you selector those species. Explain the pricing of your products and the competitive edge your fish products have over other products in the market.

Step 5
Organization plan:

Outline the legal structure under which the small scale fish farm will operate, whether it will be e sole proprietorship, partnership or a limited liability company. Identity the type of permits and licenses that will be required for the project. Explain the number of staff and their qualification that will be necessary to successfully run the Fish farm. Outline how they will he organized in terms of duties and responsibility

Step 6

Illustrate how you plan to conduct your market research to identify how you will segment your market and how you plan to satisfy each market segment. Market segmentation entails identifying the different portions of the market that are different from one another terms of lifestyle, income levels, location and spending habits. E«olain the strategies that will be used in the sale and distribution ofyour fish to each market segment to satisfy their unique needs. Also include the strategies you will employ to effectively compete with your competitors in the market

Step 7
Financial management:

Identify the intended sources of capital for your fish farm and how you plan to use this capital in your venture. Outline how the profits will be used to enhance the fish farm and the measures that will be put in place to prevent or reduce losses. In this step you should also be able to show the projected cash flow statement, income statement and the balance sheet statement for the next 12months.

Step 8
Conclusion:

Give, your recommendations and conclusion in this section on the viability of the small scale fish farm.

Source:
https://writaz.com.ng/steps-to-take-in-writing-a-feasibility-report-for-starting-a-small-scale-business/

shaggy007:
All your money will go to rent.

That's the only expensive thing in Abuja.

What's your rent budget?

Let me advice you in the area to stay.

100-150k

Hello NL.
Please I want to relocate to Abuja from a south-south state.

I'm still young but growing old soon. I've got no job yet because I've not done my NYSC to look for any, although I graduated since 2019.

But for survival, I'm into mini importation business and website design which is really my major source of income so far.

My reason of relocation is simple. I just need a change of environment as I don't have gf or wife to worry about and also have better chances of getting a job or at least proper connections for my unborn kids (2 boys & 2 girls)

From what I've read on the internet, I discovered Abuja is expensive (some parts). So I'd really want to hear from the inhabitants of the city.

I'm considering influencing my NYSC (if any) to Abuja when it arises.
I just need to relocate to Abuja.

Which part of Abuja can I stay and experience affordable housing, feeding and life in general?

Thanks for your input

In order to write a good letter, you must know how to address the letter properly. Poor addressing of Letters may ruin your intent of the letter.

Follow the guides below to learn how to address a letter properly.

Top right: Your details in this order
Full name and title
Job title
Email Address
Phone Number
Full address
Today’s date

Note the following:
1. Avoid using email addresses that aren’t professional i.e. Big-Jezza-Manu@gmail.com

2. Use the full date without abbreviations i.e. October 3rd 2018

Left-hand side: Recipients details in this order
Full name and title
Company or organisation
Full address

Introductory line
Dear
Recipients title (when applicable)
Recipients full name

Tip: If you don’t know the recipient’s name, write ‘Dear Sir or Madam’.

Formatting the body of your letter

Opening paragraph
Use your opening paragraph to introduce yourself and your reason for writing the letter.

It’s crucial that your message is direct and underlines why you’re contacting the recipient. Consider this paragraph as a direct way to capture their attention.

Main body
Use this space to delve into the issues raised in the opening paragraph. Give more detail of what you’re offering or asking of the recipient, backed up by relevant information.

Consider this paragraph as an exploration of the points raised in the opening paragraph.

Closing statement
Ensure that you include a closing statement that thanks the recipient for their time, knowledge or help with the discussed points.

It’s good practice to include a line such as ‘please contact me at your earliest convenience’ to show your interest in communication and readiness to act.

Signing off
Signing off at the end of your letter is one of your last opportunities to make an impression. Depending on your relationship and reason for writing to the recipient, there are several options available to you. If in doubt, picture yourself as the recipient, how would you like to be addressed?

Very formal
These options are acceptable when you’re contacting someone for the first time or you’re discussing a serious issue.

Yours sincerely
Yours respectfully
Yours truly

Yours faithfully – appropriate if you don’t know the recipient’s name

Formal
These options would still be acceptable when contacting someone for the first time but demonstrate a friendlier tone.

Kindest regards
Kind regards
Yours appreciatively
Relaxed formal

Once you’ve established a relationship with the recipient, there is no need to maintain a formal tone (unless you’re discussing a serious issue).

Warm regards
Best wishes
With regards
Thank you
Best

Signature
Including your signature at the end of a formal letter displays professionalism. You can either do your signature by hand after printing the letter.

What to avoid when you’re writing a formal letter

1. Spelling and grammatical errors. Grammarly is a free tool you can use to proofread your work.

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3. Including unnecessary information.
Making the same point multiple times.

4. Overcomplicated language, i.e. ‘the issues highlighted are indicative of future failings’ could read ‘I believe these issues will lead to a problem’.

SOURCE:
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I'm tired of asking this offline. I need your input now.

In our present time, is it wrong to punish a child by flogging?

I worked in a school and I encountered parents who would warn us not to flog the child for ANY REASON.

Is this right?

Have you advertised your business today?