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MzPecs:
That's better!

Night sugar..

Sweet dreams hun, dont let the bugs bite.

MzPecs:
Hhehehehe

Hope you won't keep me waiting under the sun again?

Absolutely not hun.

Laveda:


Same thing in Ph...started yesterday though...Cold

What time did you get home?

Ggrin d!ckhead? relax sweery, you've been tearing your boxers since morning

Yeah i the weather was mildly warm yesterday tho compared to its usual hotness. Guess it was the harmattan afteral.

Got home around 8pm.

Tearing my boxers? Babe i ain't the hulk, i do no such thing.

MzPecs:
Ibeere

Thank God there is always a second chance.

Laveda:
Sugarplum I'm great, how did your day go?

Fine dear

The harmattan finally made its debut today in lag. Suffice it to say that the weather was cool.

Just the regular traffic et al.

So i heard you have been saving money with dt d33k head called ggrin?

Michellla:
they said the username already exists.so i added an extra

Jolllyjoy:




those that take this place rather too serious arent the best.

Well i don't take it too serious but i definitely dont speak gibberish like ur friend.

MzPecs:
All these wouldn't have happened!

Why on earth didn't i grab them

Laveda:
sweery. . . Don't mind me jaree...how you dey?

Who is this?

Oh its lofinda boo boo, so now u are red?

Am fine dear, how is u sugar?

Jolllyjoy:
a very good pal dear,look beyond that troll persona you will a charming, admirable,and intelligent young man.

How do i look beyond what he only displays?

Don't tell me you guys have met?

MzPecs:
So what stopped you from grabbing them?

Well a couple of reasons tho;

1. I didn't want to create a scene

2. I didn't want to end up on the fp of NL with the caption "Nairalander squeezes fellow nairalander's B***s in public.

3. I also wasn't ready to receive a resounding slap in public.

There you have it.

Jolllyjoy:
not nice jor

Laveda:
Lekan see your life

Jolllyjoy:
you are spoilt

Am a good boi joor

Can i come and visit you?

MzPecs:
How u take know?

I saw them at close range.

Almost grabbed them tho

Pucaxo:
Numero Uno, abi I lie??

You are on point sire!!!

Even if we translated all that lezz wrote up there to IT in its gibberish language, IT still wouldn't be able to comprehend. How sad

Poor little creature

MzPecs:
If the girl is on their bbm, they update their status with this, "HUGGING A GIRL WITH SMALL BREAST CAUSES CHEST PAIN"

Thank God yours isn't small.

Jolllyjoy:
there is a pix on my dp na

Okokobioko!!!!

Seeeee Y...

Pucaxo:
That iidiot will still not understand. Don't stress ya self bros.

prettythicksme:
So u wnt to have a one night stand with me?ok come to my hood aroud 9pm,wanna make ur dream come true btw wherr is my ruv adasksbullet?

kingl.ekan werin u d dis crazy guy?dis swear too much

Na me go still break him head.

Jolllyjoy:
before nko?

Do the needful and y did u remove our pishure?

KashyBaby:
ayaaaayaay!

Pbs4real oya ooo, kpekus don dey ur hand oooo.

Jolllyjoy:
hector told me

Oh that?

Is that why u r carrying a puppy face?

KashyBaby:
I dunno...we never know what's on his mind tho...he is juz so cute,isn't it kingkelan? But, he snubbed me many times already..Lol

Aha!! Seems you have been having a monster crush on pbs4real.

Jolllyjoy:
i saw ur handwork

Handwork?

Wah i do oooo?

KashyBaby:
Lol..not at all... u make me blush now ooo

So what exactly would he be serving the delectable filipina 3 tymes daily ooooo?

ggrin:
Name.....C.ASP grin bullet

Age......born in da 70s

Occupation.......public servant

Are you single, dating or married.........S n S

Those u like on Romance Section........stfuareyougod,kingtom,iceberylin,laveda,prettythicksme,andyblaze,lanicky,ishiamu,asumo12,samflexxy,kelvingraphics,immortalvoices,xsenga,baddestguyp,nickz,naijaboiy,adepiero,tallesty1

Those u dislike on Romance section........kinglekan

Those u find annoying.......kinglekan

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say)..........mrcork

Those you follow and wish follows you back........follow me I follow u, man no dy vex

Why do you follow the people you follow.......u say?

NLer that has sent u the most PMs.......mr ofala , kingtom , kinglekan ......dem plenty o

How many PMs do you get on average in a day.........like 5 that year

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting..........I be trouble maker

Which Romancelander is fake........

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date............prettythicksme

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on........hahahahahahahahahahahaha....too many puzzzzys acting like a dick

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her)
.....choose who?

Your favorite Romancelander(s).......rozzay buh she's no longer active

Your favorite mod..........antispambot

Funniest Romancelander(s)...........mrcork,iamlegend,andyblaze

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads......naijasinglegirl

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk.........none

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?.........kingtom ,dunno why

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours............

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life...........kinglekan mr elepe

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with.......

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life...........

NLer(S) you consider smart...........coogar

NL member that tries too hard..........naijaboiy

NLer(s) you find intriguing

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer.........thunder fire ur left yansh

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from.......question

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section........I gentle pass gun

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other...........mrcork

Who do u often agree with........

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)........sexy kwa?

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)..........

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy.........woman wrapper cutehector

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious)........vjsmiles

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag.........aberto2gay

Eediot wah the heck is grin bullet?

After u deceived all of us with that ur pix.
I still dey swear for u everyday.

Con slap na, just come along with the paramedics cos them go gas resuscitate you when am done panel beating ur face.

Osinwin buruku

KashyBaby:
Husssh...*whispering* that's handsome guy up there

He is planning on giving you a three course delicacy ryt?