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Ishilove:
I personally can relate to this; that age long habit of men ogling women's _boobs so intensely you begin to wonder if your face has migrated to your chest.

Really funny piece. Enjoy



http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/11/mr-man-my-face-is-not-on-my-chest.html

This post got me laughing all through.

I really felt for Mama Samira.. Lol

Tbh I think uncle kasali had a legal right to be provoked. How could she assume such a position without fully securing the dangling helium balloons. Kasali must have been traumatized time and time again. He wasn't going to sit back and allow her continue to torment his crinkum crankum.

As for the perverted doctor who I am pretty sure is Dr Kingtom. He got what he deserved, how he still hasn't had his cert to practice revoked beats me

notoriousbabe:
Just two years older than lala and lala is here doing just two things,promoting snake and banning innocent people on nairaland .

Laveda:
You don mad finish.

STFUareyouGod:
Oh Lawd! Akant! Ajuzkant


@op pls this is not LIB where you can post trash. Take note of that

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Aahhhhhh! this is brutal na

Just wondering if there's anything still left of him [/color]

Hahahaha.. Oh there is a whole lot left for the young sage. Right now he has beaten cucumber to the number one spot on #Trending. We are all celebrating this mind blowing achievement.

JeffreyJamez:
Whitebeard don become scapegoat this Monday morning

I think it's safe to commemorate this glorious day by giving honour to whom honour is due, for his outstanding contribution in realms of stupidity no one has ever explored. I would suggest we name Oct 31st "Whitebeard dumb day".

A day where it's totally acceptable to be ridiculously stupid and no one would hold you accountable for your actions. Sage Whitebeard we thank you for paving the way. All hail the Messiah of stupidity

April fools day would be jealous of you sire.

iamkingzlee:
Aswear!!!! Oba will love this. It's his area of specialization na

Albino your nor go find how you go treat the pile wey dey germinate for your butt like cocoyam abi?

Laveda:


Hope you go still dey give?

Kingleka.n go like this news

I am not understanding

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffc400]why would i blow kisses at you ,lekan [/color]

...You never disappoint.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ff0099]I didn't
believe it or not but I don't start Most fights [/color]

Ok I believe you sweets. When you talk like this you sound so innocent

Now my eyes are finally shutting down. Won't you blow me a goodnight kiss?

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#64dd16]But that dude started it doh!!! [/color]

Like you were not the first to taunt him?

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ff9933]Good .
Now listen up cuz i wanna say this only 1nce
~~
As CheezyPuff i called Bushboy a pig because he tried ta sorta kick me outta his thread with that setup trash can meme
~~
But he locked mu angry retort and we round about like that unlit I was banned for a whole week!!!!!
[/color][color=#00cccc] ~~~
I was angry for a bit but
switched 2 GummyBear some day or 2 later
and that clown windupmerchant snuck up on me 1 day and reported me 2 Mynd for rule 19.[/color]

Look at her feeling funky with herself as though she is FLOTUS.. . Who CheezyPuff Epp?

Tell me you didn't deserve the trash can meme?
Windup.merchant the loose cannon ball snitched on you. That must have really hurt. Sorry hun

But the morale of this your short prologue is that you got what you deserved, init?

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ff0099]Don't go ta bed , I'm not done yet
~~~
I am no longer GummyBear
I deactivated it. I got banned tell 2026[/color]

Sleep has evaded me tonight

You're not done? Do you have something for me?

ROTFL.. @2026..Who did you murder online? So you're freely roaming around when you should be behind bars. What's the name of the MoD? I need to report you ASAP!

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#00cccc]I want harm you
I like this form because Im a little bit drawn 2 fact ya'll are real Africans and i mean 1's who actually live on continental africa
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It's alluring ,yer culture,yer location.[/color] [color=#64dd16]~~~~~
Plus i loving clowning the good people of Nairaland when i can [/i][/color]

Oh I see . Just take it easy with your clowning either way so it doesn't bite you hard on the butt someday

Off to bed... Was nice chatting with a cool headed version of you. You can now revert back to the gummybear we all know.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ff0099]yer right I don't.
But that's more likely ta do with the fact I aint really tried 2 make any.
~
You know why I'm here? Ta play.[/color][color=#ffc400]
~~~~ ~~~
what!? You mean yer whole view of me is based on the times im clowing on you? [/color]

I have feeling you don't want to make any. Which is fine though, as long as you catch your fun here. But on a second thought why are you so drawn to this forum, it's almost like you're here each time you're less busy. I am not insinuating anything before you pour out your venom on me.. . Just an observation

No sweets... My view is made up of a large percentage of your posts.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#64dd16]Shut up im nice
~~
Very small part
i don't go around firing off at people
I think you'd be surprised if you met me offline,given yer view of me .[/color]

Ok you're nice. Happy?

You kidding me right @bold? . You always ready to shoot each time you see my mentions. I doubt you even have friends on here save for your boo Stupid.Goat

Sure I would be, you are a bundle of surprises

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#00cccc] It's funny you think this because I work in customer service and i swallow alot
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I think it's cuz you only get 2 see me interact here. [/color]

OMG! You work in customer service?

Was going to ask you how come you haven't been fired, till i saw "...and I swallow alot".

Hun customer service isn't the real definition of character, it's just make believe with fake smiles. I think a part of you is displayed online cos you actually don't owe anyone squat.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ff0099]you think i look sweet?
Surprising cuz I'm always bein' told(off and online) i look like I'd hurt somebody. [/color]

Oh you do hun! Sweet is me being modest. But your tongue can torch down an entire city.

If they were referring to you looks, then it's most definitely sacarsm. I am sure you have always struck back like a lightening bolt each time they told you that. I have never seen you back down at a jab thrown at you.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#00cccc]As soon as i get him 2 actually pay me tettion it's hard work
~~~~ ~~~~[/color]
[color=#ffc400] That's becuz my logic is far superior
~~
But I'm not nearly so sassy mouthed im sweet [/color]

Well now i can take my mind off you. Don't forget to send me a post card of your honeymoon when you two finally tie the knot.

Lol @ superior logic

No hun you look sweeter than you sound. Your mouth is ticking grenade

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ff0099]Shut up ,Lekan
How will i ever be wifed by stupid.Goat if everybody reasoned like this
~~
Just do video calls and they can't exactly hide their ugliness anymore
Hey lekan......you wanna video call? [/color]

So you chose Stupid.Goat over me? Bravo! How beautiful. When are you walking down the aisle?

Video calls really? How come i didn't think of that?

Yeah sure would love to see you dangle your head and talk back at me in this tone.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#2ecc71] you sure? Cuz I don't miss you[/color]

Obviously you don't. Guess i was wrong thinking we had a chance together. The Op is right afteral

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffc400]? Isn't it past yer bedtime[/color]

I miss you too

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ff0099] .....[/color]

misspicy:
You been dey type Sha all over

Nor mind me joor! I have the "Sha" & "Joor" syndrome.

misspicy:
.

Warrapun?

mhisbliss:
[size=45pt] k mr ancestor i dont have time for this, [/size]

If you like type in font size 100, doesn't change the fact that you goofed, Mrs FOETUS.

Will you get off my mentions and stop ridiculing yourself further.

Diddyydiva:
Omo ye le ba wa se dada ooooo


Boya o kan n wa wahala yii ni . Omo daadaa ni ooo

Eba mi kilo fun sha.....To ba loun le te oju mi mole, emi gan ma so fun pe mio gbadun

Mo ti gbo sha, boya okan wa wahala mi ni sha but ko try sha.

Diddyydiva:
Hehehehehe.
Oro naa su eyan ooo. Sugbon ki lama ti wa se si?. Leyin ka fowo leran ka ma woo.




Agba ti o binu ni omo re n posi . You binu less you get more omo (babe)

Emi ofe omo rada rada tio lopolo kobo