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Bumbae1:
Kin.glekan still dey here abeg come and laugh ... nah so conventry be

I have no idea what OP is talking about..Me wey dey find my daily bread.

Meanwhile you just dey appear and disappear like Casper

Michellla:
ohh its late
tomorrow should do
thought you tried earlier tho
guess that wasnt you

Nah it was'nt me..No probs then.

Eglobalma:
If u stay close to most girls, (not the dirty ones or okpos or oloshos) i mean neat normal girls u would love the natural smell of flower that comes out of their bodies, i love it so much and i always wish to be in a room full of 20 neat pretty girls dancing and playing wearing just pant and bras, i will just start crying..forget sexx now just that flower smell everywhere.. anyway on a serious note am i the only one who loves this?

Michellla:
We were thinking the same thing

Yeah right.. ...

Meanwhile, is the "anytime" in our classified convo valid at this time of the night? or its too late?

Michellla:
nailed it

What did he nail?

TheCOB:
Indeed! You have made a valid point.. Thanks Boss. I would heed your advice asap.
How was today?

Sorry just seeing this mention... Yesterday went well. Thanks for asking

Happy Sunday

TheCOB:
Well, it wouldn't do justice tell the story in one monotonous stretch. It took 4 years of ups and downs before we started a relationship and there's a lesson to learn each step of the way.

I perfectly understand. The narrative is already looking quite interesting, it wouldn't be a bad idea to put up the story on a separate thread in literature section.

There you would get enough comments and then you can always make reference to a particular post you put up there on this thread.

Just a thought though.. But I'm following this story either way.

TheCOB:
"Look I have told you before, Jide and I are just friends. Stop all these your plenty thoughts joor".

That was me again on another denial scenario with the girls. They just wouldn't get off my case. And just when I had thought to hear the last of it, Nkechi sprang up "Abi you de fear say because of that Ajebo pikin wey de gum body for am?" As all attention returned back to the topic, I cringed inwardly.

Nkechi was usually the brash one, always saying things exactly as she thought them to be regardless of their obvious wrongness. That day though, she was right. I was really scared of competing with Nike - The Ajebo pikin. However, I wasn't about to let myself appear as the loser and so I rose in my defense - "Babes na lie na, who she be? Y'all know that if I wanted Jide I would get him and very easy too".

Well, that was a lie and everyone present in that room knew it. I was no match for Jide but trust Nkechi with her evil ways "See this one de make mouth o! Oya na prove am, if that bobo ever look you pass sisterzoning, na me Nkechi go personally make sure say CHEM 350 lecturer no ever disturb you for this school again!".

We all turned to look at Nkechi each for different reasons. You see,rumor had it that our friend Nkechi was a runz girl and slept with lecturers for grades. Infact I had once heard that she did something with a cultist and the guy had threatened all the lecturers to do her bidding or die. I had never believed them, because I mean, She was my roomie and a good friend at that. But today, right before our faces, she had unwittingly acknowledged the fact that she had some connection with our lecturers capable of getting Dr. Lawal off my neck. Well, I could only care less about her methods, getting the old flirty man of me was enough incentive to make me even grovel at her feet. And here, I didn't even need to grovel, I only had to get Jide show them himself as being all over me.

How hard could it be? I giggled with excitement at the thought of telling Jide the plan I had hatched in my mind. Naturally mischievous and known for being the lady's man, Jide was gong to love my idea! I looked up at Nkechi with a defiant expression on my face, fire in my eyes and mischief in my smile saying "Game on Sister!" She laughed at the ridiculousness of my pose shaking my hands simultaneously as she re-echoed my words "Game on Sister!"

And so it was, "Game on!"

This is beginning to look like a literary piece though.

TheCOB:
Well-done #ThumbsUp

And you are still alive..... Hurray!

Still waiting

TheCOB:
Lolz okay I'd try to pen something down after close of work today. Watch out for it

Awesome!

TheCOB:
I was... Nobody seemed interested in hearing it na

You're wrong.. Some of us are. Well I'm very interested in hearing though.

TheCOB:
Thanks Boss! New year, new Signature-colour?

I'm doing great too. Thanks for responding

Lol @new colour

So what do you have for us this year? I thought you were also planning on sharing some personal experiences for us to learn from?

TheCOB:
Top of the day guys!

How are you doing? Kingl.ekan, Cplu.sJaso.n, Jays on1, howdy

Hi TheCOB ...Happy New Year!

I'm doing very well and you?

Michellla:
riight because you were completely hyper

That's the effect you have on me

Michellla:
kingle.kan where you at? ((:

Remember we left there together

Michellla:
alright buckle upp for da info

I'm all ears anytime you're ready to shoot

Michellla:
you wouldn't really understand
but shes good tho
thanks for asking

Make me understand for once.

Awww.. Good to know. You're welcome

Michellla:
Broomstick lmaooo
that keeled me
Da line was alwys off how about that

I knew you were going to say that.. After I specifically told you it wasn't one to be called. But no, you kept dialling it. Or perhaps you didn't and couldn't be bothered to send a message to it via whatsapp.

How is that your twinnie?

Michellla:
lol am not excited,
its just hilarious

Yeah right...Tell me about it..

Michellla:
ahaa about the anonymous thang
i was plain as ice to you one time,but you prolyy cant recall anymore

You've never been plain duh! Just very politically polite and evasive. You remember the phone fixing saga?

How come you just went silent after that... Nah i get it, you were too busy learning how to fly broom sticks with harry potter.

Berbierklaus:
I am definitely in for any NL drama Lolz. as I don't have any precious time till January

Yah,takia

As long as you don't get caught up in the crosshairs....Would be such a shame to see you used for target practice

Michellla:
dude got served real hard

Not far from what you can do, hence the excitement on your part

Berbierklaus:
I caught you in the land where nobody drops a comment,checking out what I went to check out.

We are both guilty tho.
Merry Xmas in arrears and a prosperous new year sir!

Haha.. Funny enough I only read the Ops post. Every other post just seemed like an epistle and a waste of precious time. I can't deal with NL drama... I just can't

Wishing you same dear!

Berbierklaus:
The thunder that will fire Buhari is still receiving training in hell

But as a big man that you is now, I don't expect you to complain o

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kingle.kan amebo,I caught you there

I'm confused o..You caught me where?