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Onechancearmy:
Looking for someone with a pathetic life? I didn't have to look far did I? "King" who is really an intellectual pigmy.
Can't articulate an intelligent response to an opinion so he crosses it out because that is his lowlife kneejerk approach to anything he disagrees with.
I'd weep for you if I actually cared.

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You such a dunderhead and i really do feel for you now. So your purpose in life is to seek to find those as pathetic as you are? Like i said earlier, i don't emphatize with you.

Life must be really hard on you, but tbh I couldn't care less if you jumped off the third mainland bridge and hit your empty skull on a debris while you drown and die a painful slow death. No one would miss you boy.. Not a soul would shed a tear. It would just be business as usual. Another rodent less in our lovely ecosystem.

Last time I checked your name wasn't Doyin Okupe, how my comment puts three square meals on your table still baffles me or how crossing his post cos I think it's a pile of horse poo affects your destiny, I am yet to fully grasp.

I read your post in defense of Okupe and i knew you were as clueless as he is. Do you even understand how the US election works? Hillary had more popular votes than Trump. i.e More people voted for Hillary than Trump. She had over 200,000 votes above Trump. The only reason Trump won is because he secured more electoral votes than her.

Electoral votes are given on the basis of winner takes all. I can't start explaining to your empty skull how that works. You have google to help you get enlightened. Although the only part I agree with you is the fact that more Christians voted for Trump but they were majorly White ethnicity. Hillary won a larger percentage of the votes of all the other minority ethnicities but that wasn't enough.

History would also teach you that the office of the presidency has been rotating between the GOP and Democrats every 8 years and that it is most likely to continue that way for a long time.

It's a hug pile of crap for Doyin to insist that Hillary lost because she was trying to edit the bible. If it were so why did Obama win a second term considering he was also liberal?

Hillary lost the election by losing three key states that would have earned her more electoral votes. Florida, Pennsylvania and Ohio. Winning only Florida and Pennsylvania would have still earned her the white house with 277 votes.
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ItsMePuffPuff:
[color=#00cccc]No. I'm aware Africa has undergone development
But you playa ,I only pray for you!!!![/color]

Oh you aware.. Good you only suffered a very mild concussion. I was really worried for a second...

Sweetie just say yes to me and i would be as fateful as a Chihuahua

Onechancearmy:
Are you talking about your life?

Sad isn't it? Looking for someone whose life is as pathetic as yours?

I am sorry bro, but I seriously can't relate and I honestly don't intend to have the minutest empathy for you either.

So kindly _fuck off and enjoy your totally depressing and short life.

ItsMePuffPuff:
[color=#9999ff]Smh.Lekan...
....You know you don't got a pot ta pee in
How will you come and manage me in yer home? [/color]

Are you still being brainwashed by the same people about to render you homeless? We actually have functioning WC's in Africa, so it's not as bad as they made you think. Meanwhile I cannot guarantee you would even have a pot not to talk of a plate to pee in at the IDP camp.

So keep this attitude of yours and I can assure you that you would be spending a very long time at the IDP camp.

Comprende?

Samguine:
[s] Former media aide to ex-President Goodluck Jonathan, Dr Doyin Okupe has expressed joy over the emergence of Donald J. Trump as the President-elect of the United States of America.

Okupe on Wednesday on his Facebook page said Trump “contested against the entire american establishment” and won.

Quoting from Psalms 33 verses 10 and 11 of the the Holy Bible, Okupe wrote, “The Lord bringeth the counsel of the heathen to nought, He maketh the devices of the people of non effect. The counsel of the Lord standeth for ever.”

He also quoted from Psalms 2 verses 1, 2, and 4 adding, “Hillary Clinton, her husband Bill and the Democrats are the protagonists of liberalism in America. They encourage homosexuality, same sex marriage and all sorts of societal immorality in the USA. To make matters worse in July this year Hilarry publicly stated that, the words of the Bible (the Word of God) be changed to accommodate “current” social realities. What a blasphemy against Jehovah, the maker and ruler of the universe, the God of all flesh, the only living and Supreme God. The bible says “the word of God is settled” how can we imagine that God will allow someone who will change His word to have power! Vanity and nothing short is of vanity.”

Okupe also said Trump’s victory was a clear indication of the “awesomeness of God”.

“The events of today is a robust testimony to all, christian and non Christians, about the awesomeness of this God, who has ridiculed all the so-called Principalities and Powers of the world and has used the foolish things of this world to confound the wise men of the world.

“God is going to usher in a new order in the world and its affairs. Only the righteous will prevail.

“For this historic victory, of a man with no experience in politics or public or military service, We give ALL Glory to the Almighty God and His Son Jesus Christ to whom all honour, praise and adoration, is due.”

Source: https://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/clinton-lost-because-she-wanted-to-edit-the-holy-bible-%E2%80%93-doyin-okupe.225956/

Total crap!

ItsMePuffPuff:
[color=#00cccc]Back to Lekan I have no Nigerian roots.
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Look here dude,you either anty up the info or .....[/color]

Who said you had roots in Nigeria. That is why you would you be staying up north at an IDP camp upon arrival with other refugees till I come get you.

Look at this asylum seeker threatening a citizen of the Federal Republic of Naija. It's like you're not aware of your predicament bah? Until they ship you to the north pole. Citizenless fellow

dingbang:
epic

ItsMePuffPuff:
[color=#0099ff]Lekan
......make yerself useful and answer my questions.
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Do you know Missclassy?[/color]

Are suffering from a concussion as a result of the elections?

I would answer any relevant questions when you get back to naija. Safe flight

Dimples999:
See how you all just derail my thread

Oh sweets i didn't even know it was your thread

Come let me make up for it with some French kissing

dingbang:
Lmao.. puffpuff dah used to love me dah year..


Every gurl's got their weak spot ya know

Which puffpuff? You sure you're not hallucinating?

Anyway, all the best in your fishing expedition.

LordZero:
[color=#E42217] True that. The next president of any country (independent ones) is going to affect other countries of the worl in one way or the other..

Do you see indigens/tribes/clans/regions (not Americans based in those countries) of the countries you mentioned doing rallies or disturbing the social media about it?
Have you heard of any political party from the countries I mentioned releasing statements like the ones our people are making? .

I believe we are taking the issue a lil bit too serious..

NB: Those making noise here will not vote on election day ooo(talking about 9ja elections), all we can do is make mouth and noise on social media instead of doing our parts to improve Nigeria. Most Nigerians take their online serious than their real life.[/color]

Michellla:
am still here As for you old habits die hard
BTW dingbang your name doesnt ring a bell so mind shedding some lights here

Just look at her mouth.. na me u dey quote proverb ontop bah? iffa sand dat ur small bum you wee receive sense.

Dingbang she would just wear you out, this one nor dey fall for sweet talk, she stubborn pass ItsMePuffPuff. E better make you find another fish catch. Special advise from an ex fisherman

LordZero:
[color=#E42217] That's why Nigeria will continue to be inferior to countries like US. Our political parties should work hand in hand to make good policies that will help improve Nigeria not individual gains but all they do is blane each other for the whole of their tenure without doing anything tangible..

It's only in a country where 90-95% of the population are retàrds/borderline retârds/delluded that people think other countries will just come to their aid without any hidden agenda.. It's only in such country that one political party will think they are the whole country. bunch of deluded individuals. ..

make una continue selling Nigeria ooo...

I don't know why Nigeria/Nigerians are reacting as if it's our own election cos I don't see Russians, the Chinese, the Europeans and Middle Eastern people giving two fūcks about who America's new president is...
maybe because our leaders cannot think without asking America sha...[/color]

ItsMePuffPuff:
[color=#00cccc]mmmm.....I wanna go now. Bye
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lol...Ciao hun

ItsMePuffPuff:
[color=#0099ff] even with my glasses on I thought that was FB but you put FP= front page.[/color]

You need to get a new one hun .. You haven't even landed in naija and you're already seeing double

ItsMePuffPuff:
[color=#2ecc71]Facebook is dying buy you still use it?[/color]

Who is talking about Facebook?

ItsMePuffPuff:
[color=#0099ff]wait. You actually own something
and here I thought you were jobless old man
you proved me wrong[/color]

Buhahahaha @jobless old man ..The economy is hard but we are surviving.

Is someone accepting my proposal already? ..You know what, "King hooks Puff" actually looks good on fp. What do you think?

ItsMePuffPuff:
[color=#9999ff]Lekan,you thinking coming ta 9ja would bother me? It dont.
I already told I have interest on yer culture
I'd only be getting a free plane ticket courtesy of trump
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I want a 5star hotel not an camp you know yer housing royalty?[/color]

Oh sweety if it doesn't bother you then you must think Nigeria is wonderland and you my dear the fairy tale "Alice". Interest in culture you say? Oh poor child

5 star hotel for a refugee? ...Its either you manage my store and pay in cash or kind or you can settle down in one of the IDP camps up north.

ItsMePuffPuff:
[color=#00cccc]what? I didn't even mean it,I was being sassy mouthed.
And got away with it. Wow[/color]

Oh no you didn't buddy ... I was just too tired to engage you. By the way hope you have started packing your things? I have a lil store i can spare you back home as we are currently accepting refugees and asylum seekers like you

ItsMePuffPuff:
[color=#2ecc71]oh,excuse me.
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Thank you ,lekan that's really sweet[/color]

You're welcome buddy

dingbang:
Lmao.. ya crazy.



Well, actually i'm using this new moniker to catch new fishes..



Sniper tinz

Hahahahah...As per Sylvester Stallone wey u be nah! Osheeeey!! Tuale baba

Catch for two sir

ItsMePuffPuff:
[color=#00cccc]pffft.lie to yerself if ya like
just don't try and convince me you actually believe that you said
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Oh sugar why don't you just accept the simple compliment and quit being "you" for a bit

dingbang:
tuale


Trust me, you know me already. remember eniqqurl? u know we both "toasted" her

hahahah...mad man. you're truly a dingbag Eni is still boo laiv.. :-


Whats up with this new pseudonym? Are you avoiding NL DSS?

ItsMePuffPuff:
[color=#2ecc71]Save it you know that don't work on me like it do them others[/color]

Oh sweetie it works every time most especially on those who actually deny its potency

But tbh you look really good in it. The hair is litt, were you preparing for a date?

dingbang:
So kinglekan is still alive and womanizing...





Phew.. BTW where is michellla

Uncle intoduce yourself first nah, since you know me so well and even know my runaway bride

By the way i don hang that boot

ItsMePuffPuff:
[color=#00cccc]Haha he TRY .[/color]

Look who we have here the infamous legendary puff puff

Why hath thou looking so pretty in this new profile pic? I refuse to be tempted

tosyne2much:
Even if your middle name na Bet9ja, I no mind oooo

Werey .. Nor be by force to marry.

You fit undergo surgery make you donate your preek to person wey get money to marry.

tosyne2much:
Borrow me money nah maaaa wed this coming Saturday

As per my middle name na MMM or Charity Micro-finance?

tosyne2much:
My own too will come soon on the FP

You made this comment 3 years ago Sir. Or is your "coming soon" synonymous with the rapture?

Dimples999:
Lol I used my visualisation techniques and it was hilarious to watch the scene play out.

Where is our doctor friend kingtom I don't see him comment anymore

How have you been?

Hahahaha...Same here. I could imagine Kasali staggering from side to side with his gaze set on the twin pairs. What a sight to behold

Oh..that one is doing what he knows how to do best as usual, ogling the boobs of all his patients.

I am doing well, I haven't seen you here in a long while too and you went off whtapp. Hope you good too tho? and still in touch with your friend lala?