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GrandFinale2017:
give am what? Be precise please

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This lady fine sha.. E look like Akwa Ibom lady.

E be like sey d lady get visitor.. E no want make the troublesome boy to dey disturb am when d man in her room dey give am.

E easy?

buhari sef.. I for don buy that Impala.

A man found his wife with another man in his
bedroom. Instead of shouting or beating both of
them he just went back to the sitting room. He
switched on the Television and started watching
some gospel videos. The wife and the boyfriend were in panic. The boyfriend dressed up and came
by the sitting room then he said "Sir am sorry for
sleeping with your wife" Husband "It happens you
can go". The boyfriend left. The wife never came
out from the bedroom till it was time to sleep. The
husband switched off the Television and went to sleep in the bedroom. He found his wife sited on
the floor crying. The husband never said anything
or even asking her. He just slept on his bed and
covered himself with some blankets. In the
morning on waking up, he found his wife dead.
She had committed suicide in the middle of the night as her husband was asleep. The husband
was jailed for 20 years for murder.
QUESTION:
Who was not fair ?
1.The husband
2.The wife or
3.The law ?

Leave Enyeama alone jare...

swiz123:
I can beat my chest and say that this is a big lie.she possibly couldn't have done that

Beat your chest... Sha dont get heart attack. Eppa!

This one na FULL STOP ooo...

Hired people...

NwaAmaikpe:


Cristiano Ronaldo copied it from his biggest nightmare Lionel Messi who actually copied it from this Biafran.

Weyre re ooo..lolz
so na from bacl ipob dey do dia own? Thats why you are so backward.

Eeeewooo!

NwaAmaikpe:

"I Want To Go To Heaven" - Olusegun Obasanjo
The first step is to die sir!

You are a bad guy! Lollz...na true sha.

offering money... Na so.

Eyin Iya ooooo.... I hail you oo.




But e forgive e.. Na your pikin na.



Village people network ehn, na global connection wey no dey fail oo.

Where is the gunman?

Ichietome:
Virtuous woman

Na so. When you just listen to a song and you want to make comment out of it ..repeating 'substance' 3 times like sey u dey do chemistry.

sunshineG:
I don't date for beauty, I date for substance
Beauty and substance are two different things

I am not saying a beautiful lady cannot have substance but what you wrote there can only be achieved with a woman of substance

You just listened to flavour song... I get you.

Neminc:
Anthony you too talk. No be omo naija u be again? Just urinate on one of his pictures and send it down to us here in Ogbomoso. The terrestrial powers will take over from there

Na so my brother... Isese lagba.

Aunty Funke, e Bleep up.
I no blame you na, na dem dey watch am before.
Make dem use their data downoad something wey go make sense, dem no go gree.
Village girl wey don teh for city, travel abroad, still dey speak english radarda. Dey don tire be that, answer question politely.

Dah ur teeth like Bisola own..

Cobra - Ọka

Ox , Bull - Malu

Snake -Sebe

Dog - Aja

Grass cutter-Ọya
A scaly animal/Pangolin -Akika
Crocodile -Ọoni

Alligator -Ahọnrihọn

Pig -Ẹlẹdẹ

Vulture -Igun, Gunnugun

Wood-Carrier -Arigisẹgi

Hawks - Asa
Palm Bird -Ologiri

A species of Bird -Olofẹrẹ -

Sparrow -Ologoṣẹ

Peacock -Ọkin

Squirrel -Ọkẹrẹ

Rabbit -Ehoro
Crickets -Okinrin

Pouch Rat -Okete

Wild Goat -Edu

A species of Deer -Ekulu

Shark -Akurakuda

Rat/Mouse -Eku/Ekute
Earthworm -Ekolo

Sing Bird -Ẹyẹ-Orin

Partridge -Aparo

Horse -Ẹsin

Donkey -Kẹtẹkẹtẹ

Camel -Rakunmi
Ass -Ibakasiẹ

Bat -Adan

Pelican -Ẹyẹ-Ofu

Water-bird -Osin

Dove -Adaba

Viper -Paramọlẹ
Sea-Gulls -Pẹju-pẹju

Yellow-haired Monkey -Sọmidọlọti/Oloyo

Sea-Bird -Yanja-yanja

Mosquito -Ẹfọn/Yanmu-yanmu

A species of Beetle -Yanrinbo

Raven -Ẹyẹ-Iwo
Snail-Igbin/Aginniṣọ

Freshwater Snail-Isawuru

Steer -Ẹgbọọrọ-Akọ Malu

Trout -Ẹja

Buffalo -Ẹfọn

Monkey-Ọbọ .
Ape -Ẹdun

Lizard-Alangba

Lobster-Alakasa

Boa-Constrictor Ere

Boar Ẹlẹdẹ-Igbo

Gorilla, Baboon -Inaki, Inoki, Iro

Chimpanzee - Elegbede

Phython-Constrictor -Ojola

Electric Fish -Ojiji

Scorpion -Ojogan/Akeekee

Toad -Kọnkọ

Antelope -Egbin
Tick/Flee -Eegbọn

Hippopotamus -Erinmi

Rhinoceros -Ẹranko bi Imado.

Reynard (Fox) -Kọlọkọlọ

Wolf -Ikoko

Giraffe -Agbanrere
Cow Abo-Malu

Crab -Akan

Wild Pigeon-Oriri

Porcupine -Oorẹ, Eerẹ, Ojigbọn

Black-Ants -Tanpẹpẹ

Centipede -Tanisanko
Millipede -Ọkun

Frog -Ọpọlọ

Chicken-Oromọ-Adiẹ

Nocturnal Animal-Ajao

Hound-Aja-Ọdẹ

Elephant-Erin/Ajanaku
Sheep-Aguntan

Ram-Agbo

Woodcock -Agbe

A species of Woodcock-Aluko

White-feathered Bird -Lekeleke

Chamelon-Ọga, Alagẹmọ
Crane-Bird -Akọ -

Parrot -Odidẹrẹ

Ostrich -Ogongo

White-Ant Ikan, Ikamudu

Tortoise-Ijapa

Tiger-Ẹkun
Lion-Kiniun

Pigeon-Ẹyẹle

Pig/Swine Ẹlẹdẹ

Eagle-Idi .

Guinea Fowl-Awo

Guinea Fowl-Ẹtu
Guinea Pig-Ẹmọ-Ile

Jelly-Fish-Ẹja-Odo

A species of Bird-Afẹrẹgbojo/Afe-imojo

Spider-Alantakun

Butterfly-Labalaba

Bee-Oyin
Cockroach -Ayan

Cricket-Irẹ

Crab -Akan

Housefly-Esinsin/Eesin

Gnats -Kokoro - Ojuọti

Wall-Gecko - Ọmọnle
Mouse - Eliri

Colt Young Horse- Agodongbo

Woodpecker - Akoko

Palm-Bird-Ẹga

Insect-Ipin

Red-Ant-Abonilejọpọn
Civet-cat-Ẹta

zebra-Kẹtẹkẹtẹ-Abila

Owl - Owiwi

Lice - Ina-Ori

Bed-bug -Idun

Leopard-Amọtẹkun
Hind Abo-Agbọnrin

Cat-Ologinni

Turkey-Tolotolo

Swallow - Alapandẹdẹ

Kine - Abo-Malu

Stallion - Akọ-Ẹsin
Gadfly-Iru, Eṣinṣin- N la

Duck - Pẹpẹyẹ

Jackal - Akata/Ajako
pelican -- atiele

That Edwin Clark is original carbon copy of Baba Suwe... See en face.

Abeg, who read am?

Alfa Sule... U dey name the baby or wetin?
In other hand...

Apostle Johnson Suleman prophecies for 2017

1. Buhari will have to face the numerous
impeachment threats.
2. Abuja will experience a huge Fire explosion.
3. Donald Trump will face his impeachment
attempts as the members of Congress will become
divided because of his style of ruling.
4. President Buhari’s health will need more
attention
5. MMM will dupe a lot of Nigerians and there will
be a lot of court cases.
6. Dollar exchange will be N615
7. GLO and MTN will face hardship
8. A former First Lady of Nigeria will need a lot of
prayers over her health.
9. He sees a lot of Chibok girls, who will be
released; a lot of them will have kids.
10. Donald Trump will favor Israel. American
Embassy will be moved to Jerusalem.

Main man, you are an eye-opener for others.
Truth is bitter..

nairalandbuzz:
T Bag... Prison Break

wow.. Got it!

Congrats man... That's Ilorin registry.
I sight the state secretariat building

Keep it to your self
That is an arrangee... You just like to dey make FP.
We all know you fake that with Labo abi na Lapo.

dakeskese:
...

This post makes sense no be small...

But u no mention 'village people network'

I swear, it should be the first to see to. Their network dont always fail unless you have a counter network o God.

“I came in here a man. Give me the strength to walk out of here a man.”

“We are captives of our own identities, living in prisons of our own creation.”

"Hey, we do what we do best. We improvise, all right?"