Governor Ayodele Fayose of Ekiti state subjects state workers to
inhuman and degrading treatment for coming late to work.
Lol See as that guy in black suit dey beg for him job.
#Dictatorship

A Guinean migrant caught by Spanish Civil Guard, squeezed himself into the tiny space behind a car's engine in yet another desperate attempt to flee to Europe.

So the eMpTy -heN are seek partners. Good for the country it's going to take some people of the Job market. #AnotherAchievementOfBuhari

True. They also check your pictures, comments for any sign of promiscuity or professionality. So to all those girls posting half nude pics all for more followers and likes should be Warned you just might be playing with your future job security.

LOL. Dude the handwriting is on display on the electronic billboard in HD. That's what you get for not stamping your authority and marking your territory on your Woman.

Congrats Mr Adeshina. Just hoping that your new position will effect positive changes in the African and most importantly Nigerian economy.

Over $1million to research on boobs Menh I'll take that any day of the week including Sunday.
Nice one Prof. You re one of the few Nigerians in the diaspora that's writing the country's name in the sands of time.

Billionaire and death are two words you most likely won't find in one sentence too often but sadly Nigeria has just lost one of her dearest billionaires. So sad. I've always thought that being a wealthy person can prolong your lifespan guess I was wrong. RIP hope you navigate your way to your maker in the afterlife.

This is only making front page not because it's enlightening but because a rogue mod is posting it. #2bad

NDprudent:



Just pray u don't find urself in such situation, oga, cos if u enta there and hunger show u small tin u go even chop raw rice and "oyel"

Lol

This is quite disheartening but it's the sad reality of the outside world. The NIS recruitment was fair, judging from what I've heard and read in the papers, so I don't know why it's been annulled.
Well I've always known that some of the new leadership decision might not go down well with the masses but we all just have to stomach it, take the good with the bad and hope for a better future.

starlingslimnet:
Baba forget that doing wey you yan ooo.......hunger never catch you Na hm make you dey talk that thing if hunger catch you Ehn you go chin chon chin

guy bone that tin oo. I get principles oo. Watin no sweet 4 my mouth no dey pass thru my belle oo

Rapmoney:
You are really lazy! You call yourself literate and you can't read a post that's as short as this?

LOL. don't mind d guy jare. I'm guessing he didn't know what to type.

zubimete:
i have never heard of crutch word in my life. Op plz wats ur discipline? My third year in English/Literary studies.

I'm studying Industrial physics

you have got to be kidding me. how many people are going to chew on that? Nigeria, when are we ever going to desist from our now trademark attitude of not caring for the less-priviledge. Even if I'm dying, I won't eat that crab

He looks kinda familiar but I'm sure it's not the person I am thinking about. So unfortunate, and he's wearing a Kano Pillars jersey, they should check if they can find any I.d card on the dad.

starlingslimnet:
And I wrote a song yersternight which you can use the words for prayer Titled "You Are My Resting Place" And below is the lyrics

When All Seems To Be Far Away
Let Not My Heart Go Astray
When I Am Weak And Frail
Teach Me Still Lord To Pray

In This Time Of Woes
Surrounded By Foes
Let Me Still Lord Glow
As The Glory O Lord Flows

Chorus

O My God, You Are My Resting Place
O My God,You Are My Song And Praise
O My God, You Are My Resting Place
My Song And Praise
O King.

Woow!!! I love this. will like ur permission to compose a song wit this lyrics.

andersyn:
I will like it if there's someone on Nairaland who
will help to summaries long post like this. Call
me Lazy but we all fall victims of not reading
long post most of the time. Persons like INTROVERT can help us with that.

Dude its not that long. I see longer posts than this on a daily.

1. Actually

Crutch words are words that we slip into sentences in order to give ourselves more time to think, or to emphasize a statement. Over time, they become unconscious verbal tics. Most often, crutch words do not add meaning of a statement. Actually is the perfect example of a crutch word. It is meant to signify something that exists in reality, but it is more often used as a way to add punch to a statement (as in, "I actually have no idea". The next word is one of the most chronically misused crutch words in English.


2. Literally

This adverb should be used to describe an action that occurs in a strict sense. Often, however, it is used inversely to emphasize a hyperbolic or figurative statement: "I literally ran 300 miles today." Literally is one of the most famously used crutch words in English. The next one, however, may surprise you.



3. Basically

This word is used to signal truth, simplicity, and confidence, like in "Basically, he made a bad decision." It should signify something that is fundamental or elementary, but too often this word is used in the context of things that are far from basic in order to create a sense of authority and finality.


4. Honestly

This crutch word is used to assert authority or express incredulity, as in, "Honestly, I have no idea why he said that." However, it very rarely adds honesty to a statement. The next crutch word is perhaps the most famous.


5. Like

The cardinal sinner of lazy words like is interspersed in dialogue to give a speaker more time to think or because the speaker cannot shake the habit of using the word. Like should describe something of the same form, appearance, kind, character, or amount. But, very often, it is used involuntarily in conversation, just like um.


6. Obviously

This word should signify an action which is readily observable, recognized, or understood. Speakers tend to use it, however, to emphasize their point with regards to things that aren't necessarily obvious: "Obviously he should have thrown the ball to first base."



Source: http://dictionary.reference.com/slideshows/umwords#actually

temmyjohnson:
cry me river. chairman Wailers association of Nigeria.

I hate it wen sentimental and tribalistic. people quote me wen am making sense.

LMAyedun:
Guy, u go kill urself with bitterness fa.. take some chill pills. Buhari can't do Fayose a thing.

guy just dey watch. No mercy 4 d wicked. He was the ring leader of THE PDP HATE CAMPAIGN.

Fool. Dem go soon fall that guy. See as he dey shine teeth like say na beta person. Just can't wait for Buhari's hammer to smash his corrupt skull.

They rock our outfits better.

Hallmark of a compassionate leader. Not that Idiot Ex- presido that was very heartless.

don't know how this is making front page.
Police been oppressing danfo drivers since like forever.

Wait ooo. You left out Asaba, the big heart's capital.

Still nursing a precious crush for her Royal.

ok

show of shame

nice. me likey.