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CelebritiesRe: How Nigerian Celebrities Will Spend Christmas by kingopta(m): 7:12pm On Dec 22, 2014
I am a celebrity too cos am going to France grin
SportsRe: Nigerian Striker Audu Seriki Dies In Auto Crash by kingopta(m): 10:30pm On Dec 21, 2014
I pray, As the year is going to an end, May we never weep IJN...RIP
CelebritiesRe: Desmond Elliot Shares An Extremely Cute Photo Of Himself With His Family by kingopta(m): 9:15pm On Dec 21, 2014
Cute pics
Car TalkRe: Do U Know The Abbreviations On Your Number Plates? by kingopta(m): 9:25am On Dec 20, 2014
God Bless Your Hustle OP
CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of Banky W And His Younger Brother Funmi, Who Is Finer? by kingopta(m): 6:25pm On Dec 19, 2014
pictures again!!!!!!! nawa oooo
CelebritiesRe: Chief Tony Okoroji's Daughter Says Her Marriage Crashed Like 'Tokunbo Engine'. by kingopta(m):
tokunbo marriage done with a tokunbo car crashed like a tokunbo engine
SportsRe: 10 Football Events That Shaped Nigeria In 2014 by kingopta(m): 3:03pm On Dec 19, 2014
the falconets stands above all
PoliticsRe: Prisoners In Nigeria Have Right To Vote In All Elections, Court Rules by kingopta(m): 8:54am On Dec 19, 2014
haha....Buhari For Sure Now....Prisoners go and vote
CelebritiesRe: Entertainment: Ten Most Stylish Celebrities In Nigeria(pics) by kingopta(m): 7:25am On Dec 19, 2014
where is Banjul nah....u no try PO
HealthRe: 5 Natural Ways To Prevent Hair Loss by kingopta(m): 5:24pm On Dec 17, 2014
Ok.....well said
PoliticsRe: Who Is Buhari's VP, Osinbajo, Osinbajo Or Osibanjo? Right Spelling Please. by kingopta(m): 5:00pm On Dec 17, 2014
Call it whatever you want...Don't care
TV/MoviesRe: Chimamanda's Novel "Americanah" Is Getting A Hollywood Adaptation! by kingopta(m): 11:42am On Dec 17, 2014
Money Making Machine
CelebritiesRe: Yoruba Comic Actor Olaitan Babatunde aka 'Langogo' Dies In Ibadan [pictured] by kingopta(m): 11:41am On Dec 17, 2014
R.I.P
BusinessRe: Dangote Increases Capacity Of New Refinery Adding Another $2bn by kingopta(m): 11:40am On Dec 17, 2014
God will strengthen you more...Keep up the good work
CelebritiesRe: Karen Igho Flaunts Wedding Gift Online (Photo) by kingopta(m): 5:35am On Dec 17, 2014
How does this change the price of Garri in the market
PoliticsRe: Maku Calls For Cancellation Of Nasarawa PDP Gubernatorial Primary Election by kingopta(m): 5:33am On Dec 17, 2014
Either its cancelled or not...its none of our business cos all of you politicians are the same
PoliticsRe: DSS Parades Fake Boko Haram Associates Of Stephen Davis [photo] by kingopta(m): 8:56pm On Dec 16, 2014
Fake People with fake brain executing a fake plan on a fake mission
CareerRe: Police To Promote Junior Officers With Higher Qualifications – IG by kingopta(m): 8:07pm On Dec 16, 2014
Its a good move..Cos they gat to be rewarded
FamilyRe: MUST WATCH: How To Organize A Nigerian Children's Party In London [video] by kingopta(m): 7:59pm On Dec 16, 2014
So You want me to watch this poo with my precious MB abi
RomanceRe: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by kingopta(m): 3:41pm On Dec 16, 2014
No....its when u can wait patiently to download 200MB movie with Java phone grin
Jokes EtcRe: One Day Mtn Would Be Like: Dear customer(reloaded) by kingopta(m): 10:26am On Dec 16, 2014
HaHa..So Hilarious grin
Jokes EtcJoke:- What Is Government? ...very Funny by kingopta(op): 5:34pm On Dec 13, 2014
Very Funny Guys

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about
the government, so for homework that one day, she
told her students to ask their parents what the
government is.

When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to
his dad and asks him what the government was.

His dad thought for a while and answered, ”Look at it
this way: I’m the president, your mom is Congress,
your maid is the work force, you are the people and
your baby brother is the future.”

”I still don’t get it” responded the Little Johnny.

”Why don’t you sleep on it then? Maybe you’ll
understand it better,” said the dad.

”Okay then…good night” said Little Johnny went off to
bed. In the middle of the night,

Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother’s
crying.

He went to his baby brother’s crib and found that his
baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper.

So Little Johnny went to his parent’s room to get help.

When he got to his parent’s bedroom, he looked
through the keyhole to check if his parents were
asleep.

Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring,
but his dad wasn’t there.

So he went to the maid’s room. When he looked
through the maid’s room keyhole, he saw his dad
having sex with his maid.

Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized
something and thinks aloud,

”OH!! Now I understand the government!

The President is screwing the work force, Congress is
fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the
future is full of shit.
TravelRe: Nigerian 'Toilet Roll' Seller In Spain Returns 16,000 Euros Found In Briefcase by kingopta(m): 2:58pm On Dec 13, 2014
Great Job...Its good to be good
CelebritiesRe: You Are "My Small god, My Better Half, My Jackie Chan" - Toyin Aimakhu To Hubby by kingopta(m): 1:29pm On Dec 12, 2014
Jackie Chan.....haahaha that NA die ooo
PoliticsRe: Sen. Ndoma Egba's Son Shows Off The Interior Of His Father's Palatial Home by kingopta(m): 1:28pm On Dec 11, 2014
its look nice....
PoliticsRe: Flags, Coats Of Arms, Symbols And Monuments Of Nigerian States. by kingopta(m): 1:27pm On Dec 11, 2014
nice one.....
NYSCRe: A Corper's Tennis Shoes In Camp (funny Picture) by kingopta(m): 1:23pm On Dec 11, 2014
he even try sef
RomanceRe: I Dated My Girlfriend For 2yrs Not Knowing She Was Already Engaged To....... by kingopta(m): 10:19am On Dec 11, 2014
so u subscribe for friendzone for 2years....
CelebritiesRe: Wow! Someone Asked Tonto Dikeh's Michael Awolaja To Make A Gold Casket (photo) by kingopta(m): 9:07am On Dec 11, 2014
And this shit will be put 7ft below ground level huh...Vanity upon vanity
PoliticsRe: Nollywood Actress Wins APC Primary by kingopta(m): 9:15am On Dec 10, 2014
nah to dey give them(apc oga @ d top) breastjob be that ooo

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