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You're breathing heavily, you just finished another round with your babe that's from Calabar. Before you met her, you were the king of Kings in kpanshing but since you guys started dating, na you dey use your hand comot your umfukundum after you don tire.
At least you always assure yourself that you love the way she loves kpanshing more than you.
While you're still trying to catch your breath, your start feeling hot and wet in your umfukundum...you face down and see your babe giving it to you hot hot down there. "Ohh God! Which kain wahala be this??" You said in your mind.
She stops immediately, and k!sses you all the way to your n!pples.. then rolls her tongue round it while using her hand to massage your ikenga. She gradually comes up to your lips and kiss you passionately before she rides you.
While you guys were in the mood once again, you suddenly remember that the time is 5pm and una get programme today for church. You really want to attend it because your business hasn't been booming of recent.
You quickly give your babe a quick k!ss and push her to the bed. While you're taking your bath and dressing up, you decided to carry your babe to today's programme. At least you have plans of marrying her, so there's no harm if you take her to your own church. You tell her about it and at first she hesitates but later decided to follow you.
After everything, you guys got to the church very late. Dem don finish preaching already and dem dey pray now...all these "d!e by fire" prayer. You looked at noticed it wasn't your pastor that was on the altar, it was the guest Pastor... Pastor Onuamu.
You've heard about him and he's very good at what he does. While you guys were still praying, Pastor Onuamu started doing deliverance for some members. Even Paulo sef wey dey owe you 20k, almost hit head for wall in the name of falling down. Baba wan use death escape hin gbese, but your God no fit flop.
While you're still watching Paulo get up, you start hearing shout from the back..where pastor Onuamu went to.
You turn around and see four ushers with the pastor trying to hold the person down and allow her to hit anybody or anything. You look very well and see that it's your babe, your asa bekee...na she dey shout like eze nwaanyi.
You're still trying to understand the whole situation when they successfully hold her down...her scarf don already comot, and her wig sef don fall. Immediately, you hear pastor Onuamu shout "Who are you, you evil sp!rit!!". Your eye first shock before your ear shock.
Your baby, evil spir!t??
The conversation continues;
Your babe: I'm Adaugo!! Daughter of the seven witches!!
Ahh!! Your destiny don loss since!
Pastor: What is your mission here in our world?
Your babe: I was sent to destroy the l!ves of men and offer their destinies as a meal to my mothers
Pastor: Somebody shout fire!!!!!
Members and Angel Kapal; Fire!!!!
Pastor: How many men have you succeded in destroy!ng?
Your babe: Three...for now!
Pastor: Somebody shout fireyayyayayayaya!!!!
Members: Fireyayyayayayaya!!!
Pastor: Who brought you to this place?? Because I know that you didn't come alone
Your babe: My boyfriend
Members: Ahhh!!! *They start whispering* She even get boyfriend! Ehya...and the boy go still dey think say he get future ooo
Pastor: Where is this your boyfriend? Point at him
*Your babe points you*
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(nah that time u go know the difference between come and cum)

*Goes to get some clothes in boutique*
Me: Oga how much be this green polo?
Guy:15k boss
Me: No be all the polos I dey talk about, na just this one. This green one wey I dey touch.
Guy: *smiles*...Yes boss, na 15k. Everything don cost for 9ja now
Me: Omo!! so money wey I hold for two polo and one Jean, na price of one polo
Guy: Ahh, e cheap sef na
Me: and I like the polo ooo
Guy: You fit buy am, then gather more money come another day con buy other ones.
Me: Hmmm... omo if I buy this polo, na only once I go wear am for this life. On the day of rapture.
Guy: *laughs out loud*.. This man, you too funny.
Me: I dey tell you o..Dem no born me well to buy 15k polo con use am dey come Alaba everyday.
Guy: *laughs*
Me: Put am for nylon for me abeg
Guy: Boss boss...jeans nko?
Me: You wan dash me that one?
Guy: *laughs out loud*.. Take sir
Me: You don see 15k na, you don dey call me sir.
Guy: *still laughing*...no be like that oo, boss
Me: Oya na, we go see later....*collects the polo and goes home*
{Later that night}
Babe: Baby m, since I came to see you today, you've been dull somehow. How are you na? was work hectic today?
Me: *smiles and kisses her*... I'm fine my love..don't mind me jare, I'm okay
Babe: *kisses me on the chest and rests her head there*... My king
{The next morning}
Me: *wakes up*...Baby??
Babe: *comes out of the kitchen, wearing the green polo*... Heeyyy sleepy head, you're awake. I just finished frying plantain for us, should I bring your own here?
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If nah you wetin u go do?

Gud evening guys
i want to open a bank account (savings account to be precise) but i find it difficult to choose a bank suitable for me (mind you,, i need a bank with a good intrest rate)
and i also need one with good security(lolz.. I love my peace of mind) so guys pls which do i choose N/B; pls state reasons THANKS.

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send ur number lets talk

still available?

Wanbissaka:
I have a friend interested in selling. Your budget is not encouraging. Least you would see a ns is 100k+

i mean used o

hello guys am in need of a nintendo switch hacked with games my budget is 70-80k

Crafteck1:
U shoulds be able to get btw and 60 to 70

you have what re the specs?

Surface11:
Available with 12 game cards and 8gb memory card. Very mint

100k firm

100k firm?
Bros dis is 2023
i rather get a switch for that amount

hello lander pls i need a hacked ps vita hacked or new

hello guys does anyone have any kaios phone for sale prefrebly nokia 80004g but t901 or mtn smart can do

Sholzbankz:
Available..

is the vita available nw?

Sholzbankz:
Av

the psvita?

Tallpanther:
okay I'm in Jos

guy i will call u

poik:
No Scripture authorizes a woman to preach to men. Thats where the avoidance should start from.

bros why nah

Tallpanther:
bro , let teebozz be my witness, I have waybilled a phone to him.. he paid before I sent it .. I used God is good motors.

gee
i will come and pick it up

Tallpanther:
lol , I wish u luck bro..

why dnt u waybill it am going to pay for dat

Tallpanther:
bro u called me abi.. well if u re still interested in mine , let me know

am intrested but it hav to be pay on delievery

VerifiedGadgets:
Seems like!

u expect me to buy a ps vita for 45k shey u say it's negotiable and 37 is the best i can offer take it or leave it

obstead200:
How can I be seduced by the yansh of an old cargo......when fresh young yanshes full everywhere.

This woman be fooling her old age

ahswear yansh wey dn fall yakata

dryakson:
You don't know where the conversion start. So, shift

i swear to God
bros u re the real definition of joblessness

dryakson:
Some prophecies don't directly put names.
I'll give you one in Song of Solomon where Muhammad SAW was mentioned by name in the original Hebrew text, but the translators change to "All together loverly'
Song of Solomon 5:16 — King James Version (KJV 1900)
16 His mouth is most sweet: yea, he is altogether lovely. This is my beloved, and this is my friend, O daughters of Jerusalem.

Make some research and see. The altogether loverly was change from Muhammad (You have no right to translate names of people)

Watch this for more in depth information that will shock u

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3y7GDhPd8w

bros no vex oh
i wan ask u sometin
"u don chop"

Wait oh u dy lie før cultist u wan collect woto woto

(shey nah dat body i dy see for pics abi e get anoda 1) lol aunty ur backside go make me put more effort in my heavenly race

VerifiedGadgets:
That N59,5000 with Air pod!!!!
Enjoy bro

i dnt need it wat's the psvita's last price

VerifiedGadgets:
For just the ps vita console and fifa 13 yes.

My landing cost was even around 50k. I am adding everything thing on my shelf just to pick it out for less.. infact for N59,500 I would add the following, for you to send us referrals boss! Dont miss it others are reading our conversation bro.. You are a winner, just win it as usual.

wats ur last price bros

VerifiedGadgets:
For just the ps vita console and fifa 13 yes.

My landing cost was even around 50k. I am adding everything thing on my shelf just to pick it out for less.. infact for N59,500 I would add the following, for you to send us referrals boss! Dont miss it others are reading our conversation bro.. You are a winner, just win it as usual.

okay

VerifiedGadgets:
Bro I honestly spilled everything for you as honest as possible. No where you would get a fat vita for 30,000 on line in Nigeria. Please take this opportunity I am offering you winner!

okay reduce it to 35k
dats the best i can do bros

VerifiedGadgets:
I am actually giving u all the items i listed with it, bros

wats the last price bro

lemme give u 30k

VerifiedGadgets:
Yes bro
Call or whatsapp us please

bro send amount and pics here (havnt updated my wasapp)