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Jokes Etc / Re: Laugh With #kingot by kingot(m): 4:53pm On Aug 27, 2023
OAM4J, prof800(m), UjSizzle(f), Mynd44, lalasticlala(m), Seun(m) abeg nau
Literature / Re: TALES OF DELIGHT (get Ready To Be Cracked by kingot(m): 4:51pm On Aug 27, 2023
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Jokes Etc / Re: Men Beware Ooo!!!! (an Eye Opener) by kingot(m): 4:49pm On Aug 27, 2023
OAM4J, prof800(m), UjSizzle(f), Mynd44, lalasticlala(m), Seun(m)
Literature / Re: Rules Of Dating Someone's Wife (sure Update) by kingot(m): 4:48pm On Aug 27, 2023
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Politics / Tinubu Admits Errors On Chicago University Certificate, Blames Clerk by kingot(m): 7:11am On Aug 26, 2023
The legal process initiated by the presidential candidate of the People’s Democratic Party (PDP) Atiku Abubakar asking the Chicago State University (CSU) for the discovery of President Bola Tinubu’s academic records has taken on a new twist with the admission of errors on the documents.
Lawyers to President Tinubu, while filing their response to Atiku’s enquiry, however, blamed the clerk of the 156 year-old school for the errors in his academic documents and certificate.
The United States District Court for the Northern District of Illinois had given Tinubu until August 23 to make a formal filing on why his records should not be released to the petitioner, Atiku Abubakar.
In complying with the directive of the court, however, Tinubu’s lawyer said that an unidentified clerk of the university “unfortunately” made the errors as to the dates the school stated on his recently-issued certificate and when he actually graduated, thereby creating “the appearance of differences.”
Tinubu’s new claim was made before the judge hearing the case, Jeffery Gilbert of the United States District Court for the Northern District of Illinois in Chicago.
Atiku had subpoenaed the university to make a discovery of Tinubu’s academic records, believing that such discoveries will shed more light on the controversies surrounding Tinubu’s educational claims.
There have been crises of authenticity about the documents that Tinubu submitted with the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) and a viral document that the university in the 1970s admitted a female student bearing Bola Tinubu who was born on March 29, 1954.
While President Tinubu claimed that he was born on March 29, 1952, he had also, at different times, listed 1954 as his birth year in the past.
In 1999, during his run for the Lagos State governorship position, he claimed to have attended schools in Nigeria, which included Government College Ibadan, but which he later rescinded.
He had also recently expunged his primary and secondary education from his records after it was discovered that other schools he listed under oath in his 1999 INEC form CF001 did not exist anywhere in Nigeria.
However, the documents being sought by Atiku seek to highlight which early education credentials Tinubu submitted to Chicago University before he was admitted into the institution.
Atiku’s contention is that Tinubu had presented contradictory claims in Nigeria and the university in responding to a previous subpoena.
Tinubu’s response, which was signed by his lawyers, Oluwole Afolabi and Christopher Carmichael, quotes in part, “unfortunately, in responding to the illegal and invalid subpoena, CSU made several errors.
“CSU issued a new diploma for Bola A. Tinubu, but incorrectly wrote the date of graduation as June 27, 1979.
“The correct date was June 22, 1979, but that scrivener’s error – along with a change in the CSU logo, the font on the diploma, and leadership at CSU who signed the diploma, created the appearance of differences between an earlier issued diploma and the one issued in response to the 2022 subpoena.”
Atiku had sued to obtain Tinubu’s school records under a U.S. statute that allows documents available in the U.S. to be subpoenaed for use as evidence in a foreign court.
He argued that Tinubu had presented contradictory claims in Nigeria and the CSU, in responding to a previous subpoena, had issued documents that contradicted what Tinubu had entered under oath in Nigeria.
However, Tinubu’s lawyers, led by Oluwole Afolabi and Christopher Carmichael, argued that the August 2022 subpoena that was issued following a request by a Nigerian lawyer Mike Enahoro-Ebah was “illegal” because he had no valid grounds to seek the documents, especially under education privacy rights.
The lawyers, nonetheless, admitted the documents indeed emanated from the CSU, but an unnamed clerk had mistakenly typed the graduation date.
“Unfortunately, in responding to the illegal and invalid subpoena, CSU made several errors,” Tinubu’s attorneys said.
“CSU issued a new diploma for Bola A. Tinubu, but incorrectly wrote the date of graduation as June 27, 1979.”
The lawyers also said changes in school-authorised signatories and logos, alongside other anomalies like the fonts of the certificate, all combined to generate an appearance of wrongdoing.
Literature / Rules Of Dating Someone's Wife (sure Update) by kingot(m): 8:49pm On Aug 23, 2023
*RULES OF DATING SOMEONE'S WIFE;*
*1️⃣. Never take photos with her.*
*2️⃣. If you called and she hangs up, don't call her back, the husband is around.*
*3️⃣. Don't text her love messages.*
*4️⃣. Satan should not tempt you to sleep at her house even when her husband is out of the country.*
*5️⃣. Never book the same lodging every time you go for fun.*
*6️⃣. Do not involve your friends or her friends in your relationship.*
*7️⃣. If she calls you, receive but don't answer fast. Maybe her husband is the one calling trying to find out, let her talk first.*
*8️⃣. Don't call her my everything, he is borrowed. Stolen goods are the sweetest.*
*9️⃣. If you find yourself at her place, just lift the dress up or lower the trousers halfway during voting. Don't remove everything. In case things go wrong and you need to activate temple run.*

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Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: The HACKED PS4/PS5 SECTION OF NL (Console sales and game installations) by kingot(m): 6:55pm On Aug 23, 2023
i heard mortal kombat 12 isnt coming to ps4 is it true
Sports / Neymar's Contractt by kingot(m): 9:26pm On Aug 21, 2023
Apart from the 86.4 million pounds a year salary (1.7 million per week) wey Al Hilal dey plan to dey pay Neymar, we don dey hear now say dem go also nak am one private jet wey him go dey use free of charge anytime him want. Dem go buy one full mansion for am to dey live inside with plenty servants wey go dey everything from serving food to flushing toilet after Neymar shit finish. Then dem go dey nak am bonus of 80,000 euros whenever the club win match, whether him score or not or whether him play or not, as long as dem win, Baba go cash out. Then finally, if Neymar make any post for Facebook, Twitter or Instagram wey dey in support of Saudi Arabia as a country, da wan na 500,000 euros straight to him aza. So if Neymar wan flex now, make him just make one Saudi Arabia post and fiam, alert don enter instantly.
My people na the kind soft life wey Neymar wey grow up for face-me-I-face-you dey go live for Saudi be dis. My people how una see dis kind uncommon grace wey dey follow dis bobo so?
Sports / The Tory Of Aubameyang For Chelsea by kingot(m): 9:18pm On Aug 21, 2023
The papa of Pierre Emerick Aubameyang, Francois Aubameyang don come outside dey confess say him pikin see correct shege wey pass APC own for just dat one year wey him spend for Chelsea.
According to Papa Aubameyang: if dem ask me to describe dat one year wey my pikin stay for Chelsea, Walai talai I go describe am like hell fire. Because na after arm robbers attack my pikin house for Barcelona break him jaw naim him kuku decide to leave Spain and return to England with Chelsea. We no know say na from frying pan to fire naim my pikin enter because dat Chelsea be like living in bondage. Everything start well sotay dem even nak Auba Number 9 jersey. Not until dem sack Thomas Tuchel na then my pikin begin see pepper. E bad sotay dat carpenter wey Chelsea bring come as coachie, Graham Potter even send my pikin go exile. Imagine a whole Number 9 and you no put am for UCL squad. You no even dey play am for bench. Sotay my pikin, a whole Aubameyang wey don win EPL golden boot begin play monkey post for street with agberos just to maintain fitness.
Even when Lampard come sef nothing change. The tin bad sotay Aubameyang wey be laughing guy no kuku dey laff again. Even for house sef na so him dey always squeeze face like pesin wey dey chop beans mistakenly chop stone inside. My pikin no happy at all and that’s why immediately season end we begin look for club for am and now wey we don finally join Marseille, my pikin don dey smile again. Walai talai I no go ask anybody wey I know to join Chelsea because wetin dat club do my pikin, na only Baba God go judge dem for me.
Papa Aubameyang don talk wetin happen to him pikin for Chelsea. Shay Chelsea no try abi Aubameyang deserve everything wey happen to am there?
Sports / Mohamade Salah Don Para by kingot(m): 9:11pm On Aug 21, 2023
We don dey hear now say Liverpool hitman, Mo Salah don tell him agents to begin negotiate with Saudi clubs with immediate alacrity. According to the tory, Salah say him no care which Saudi club, whether na Al-Nassr, Al-Ahli or Al-Enyimba, as long as na Alhaji club make dem bring money come.
Una remember say Jurgen Klopp substitute Salah when dem match against Chelsea tie wrapper for 1-1. The tin pain Salah sotay him use anger remove all him bandage even nearly pull him shirt before leaving the pitch. On top of dat him no gree shake the coachie hand. Many people believe say na dat provocation make am kuku decide to go Saudi go chop him Arab brothers money where nobody go sub am when match tie wrapper. Although some people wey dey close to Salah don dey deny say the bobo no get plan to comot go Saudi dis year, dem sha agree say anytin from next year Mo Salah go japa leave England go join him fellow Alhaji dem as Al-Ittihad don already dey chook eyes and plenty money on top him matter.
My people shay una go like make Mo Salah dump Liverpool go collect Arab money abi make him dey there fight for the club?
Jokes Etc / Re: Men Beware Ooo!!!! (an Eye Opener) by kingot(m): 7:46pm On Aug 21, 2023
dalexz:
U gat me laughing hard bro, Nice one sir
i posted a new thread mind checking it out?
Crime / Re: Anambra Landlady Pours Hot Water Mixed With Pepper On Tenant Over Rent by kingot(m): 12:58pm On Aug 21, 2023
complexstuffs:



After my papa soddon for IIGB0 head dey mess for their cannibal mouth, my own come worse as me I dey siddon for my mama head come dey sheet for her worthless mouth
yeah i know
Crime / Re: Anambra Landlady Pours Hot Water Mixed With Pepper On Tenant Over Rent by kingot(m): 12:56pm On Aug 21, 2023
RomanGreen:


Shut up, have you seen the wickedness of women from the south south in the name of witches and all that? Have you seen first hand the treachery of Yoruba people ? Have you seen the nepotism of the north? Listen every tribe/region get their own for body.

Worse of this is the ritual stuff you pointed, how you absolve the Yorubas who are the custodians of skull mining and rituals is beyond me. Your write up is hugely biased and we know. Tell us your region and allow us do some digging into your self righteous tribe
bro dnt stress ya self arguing with afonjans
skull miners nah miners
no mata what
Crime / Re: Anambra Landlady Pours Hot Water Mixed With Pepper On Tenant Over Rent by kingot(m): 12:15pm On Aug 21, 2023
complexstuffs:



Na that yansh my papa take siddon on top IGB0 heads even mess for their cannibal mouths
i bu ezigbo anumpama
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shex nah ur mama head he siddon kon mess for her mouth nii?
Crime / Re: Anambra Landlady Pours Hot Water Mixed With Pepper On Tenant Over Rent by kingot(m): 12:12pm On Aug 21, 2023
complexstuffs:


He spoke the truth. Let IIGB0S change their ways instead of insulting people who told them the truth
oga just shut up if u dnt knw what to say
ikensi
Crime / Re: Anambra Landlady Pours Hot Water Mixed With Pepper On Tenant Over Rent by kingot(m): 12:10pm On Aug 21, 2023
complexstuffs:


We will never allow power to get to IIGB0 because they are too wicked.
so make we leave the power for ur papa left yansh abi?

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Romance / Re: Why Do Some Young Girls Like Posting This? (Photo) by kingot(m): 12:07pm On Aug 21, 2023
LUAN:
Most Young girls like posting this. Why?
go and ask yemi or tope or dukpe
infact ask any yoruba girl beside u shaa
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nah dem hook up dey sweet pass nii
Crime / Re: Anambra Landlady Pours Hot Water Mixed With Pepper On Tenant Over Rent by kingot(m): 12:03pm On Aug 21, 2023
gard9ner:

I don’t know son but you sound mentally retarded my dear. You can drop me your number lemmi call you and give you my reasons.
abeg if u finish with am gimme the number lemme continue the lesson
that guy is a waste
Crime / Re: Anambra Landlady Pours Hot Water Mixed With Pepper On Tenant Over Rent by kingot(m): 12:02pm On Aug 21, 2023
YoungLionken:
The Igbos are unarguably the worse when it comes to human relationships. They usually go extreme (always top) in everything that they're involved in; drugs, ritual, madam/housemaid, love/romantic union, cheating in business (a typical Igbo person would double cross you, no matter what. They don't even trust themselves) and the one I hate the most is thinking they're wiser/smarter (with their know-it-all attitude) than everyone else..

You will hardly see such a witchcraft attitude with a typical Yoruba, Hausa, Edo, Fulani, Ikwerre, etc landlords/landladies, no matter how mean they may be..
Igbos that complain against the Yorubas would have done worse, if they were in charge/owners of Lagos..

MODIFIED
For the nincompoops quoting me negatively. Stating the obvious doesn't mean I'm tribalistic. Same way you know about the good and dirty characters of other tribes in Nigeria, is the same way we know about yours. Your victim mentality/blame game is no longer working..

I didn't even mention how you guys are quick to undermine/disrespect people, painting Nigeria black all over the world because of biafra, yet tarnishing the same image of Nigeria with your criminal acts (they don't categorize their criminals through region or tribe but nationality). Truth be told, your brothers and sisters are the major reason why some countries see Nigerians as terrible people, thereby making international access into their countries difficult (I know you would disagree and throw tantrums, because that's your signature but who cares undecided)..

Lastly, I'm not even Yoruba and don't support BAT (My previous posts are there)...
guy shey u don chop this morning abi u smoke expired colos
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oGA i dnt want to wait moi time with a rifraf like u shaa

u are just a clout chasing bitch
Literature / Re: TALES OF DELIGHT (get Ready To Be Cracked by kingot(m): 5:35pm On Aug 19, 2023
A mad man saw a brand new car 4x4 car parked in front of a house.
He said "wow the owner of this car is very dump
Simple 4x4 he cannot solve....
he then took a stone and wrote on the car =16.
The owner of the car got so angry and went ahead to spray the car new....
The mad man did it again...
The owner was so angry this time that when he finished spraying he ordered them to Write 4x4=16.......
This time the mad man came around. looked at the car, nodded his head, smiled, picked a stone and mark it correct....
Literature / Re: TALES OF DELIGHT (get Ready To Be Cracked by kingot(m): 5:22pm On Aug 19, 2023
Back then in my primary school, I was the chief head of class A.k.a Headboy. No be that kain Headboy wey dey your mind so, it's not the prefect own... I be olodo, always backing the class up in their positions at the end of every term.
Timix na my partner, the id!ot no Sabi book but based on say my brain na akamu and hin own na indomie, my olodo thick pass hin own. Anytime I carry 64 out of 64, Timix dey always dey my front, with 63 out of 64.
If eventually, Timix carries 64 out of 64, me I'll carry 64 pro out of 64. Our result never be the same at all, he always passes me in Yoruba...and me wey suppose dey pass am in Igbo, I proudly fail the subject woefully. Forget, I was proud of my olodo then...e no easy to be olodo boy wey still get big yansh like girl. I was severely body shamed.
That wasn't the problem, the problem was my father. He always ridiculed me and my brainless brain. I'm always the talk of the compound every end of the term that I returned home. This became too much and I knew I had to do something about it, even Chinyere my crush dey always laugh me back then because of my father.
That fateful day, second to last day of third term, they shared our results for us and I carried my usual position, 65 out of 65. Yes we later turn 65, one new boy join us back then so my position con add plus one. Na Timix carry my 64.
Earlier that day, I spoke with Timix concerning how I'd face my dad at night and he said I shouldn't worry, that he had a plan for me. After they shared our results, Timix carried me to the back of our school, brought out his pen and miraculously changed my 65th to 2nd. I no know how he take do am, I no know how he manage copy our teacher handwriting but wetin I know be say, I carry second for class..for the first time in eight years!!
I had already created a story for my dad as to how I came second. He came back home that night and was so proud of me, I was happy, he was happy, my mother was happy... Even Mama Taiwo was happy.
Taiwo na my mate wey dey go another school. The boy Sabi book very well!! In fact he no dey read book, na book dey read am. While his mother was congratulating us, she asked my father if my school told me to represent them in an inter-state school quiz competition. My father said no... She went on to say that Taiwo was chosen with another girl to represent their school and my school is supposed to be aware because the competition na for all schools wey dey Lagos State.
My father wasn't happy, he expected my school to pick me since I did very well that term. He shouted, banged his hand hard on the table and complained that my school was partial. I tried to calm him down but this man no gree. Shey na him get the result abi na me?? Asin I was trying to understand if my father was a student of my school too?? Something wey he suppose forget, he dey shout anyhow.
When I became finished completely was the next morning. My father woke up early...(Ahh! Mama Taiwo, that thunder I said that should fire you back then, it will fire you again!)
My father woke up early, dressed up and went to my school to complain about why I wasn't chosen to represent them in the competition. This man no gree forget matter and I no go school that day, me wey carry 65 out of 65 ...I dey house. Na Timix be the dev!l for this story, this boy happily carried his 64 home.
My father later came back home that night with a sack of cane and Aboniki balm. Let's just say that what happened that night, made me understand that there are several ways to remove an olodo spirit aside prayers.
Literature / Re: TALES OF DELIGHT (get Ready To Be Cracked by kingot(m): 5:20pm On Aug 19, 2023
*FOOTBALL VS S*X*
1. *Going to ur boyfriend or Girlfriend's house without being invited = Offside*
2. *Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = Free kick*
3. *Condom = Defender*
4. *Abortion = Red card*
5. *Condom breaks = Penalty*
6. *A girl with lot of energy = Captain*
7. *Having sex without condom = Own goal*
8. *Taking a lot of time without cuming = Man of the match*
9. *Sexing three girls in one day = Hat trick*
10. *Having sex with ur Ex = Friendly match*
11. *Eight years of sex without getting a child = Arsenal*
12. *After two rounds and u request for more = Extra time*
13. *Taking it gently when having sex = Fair play*
14. *Biting ur girlfriend's nipples = Suarez*
15. *Two legs on the shoulder = Throwing*
16. *Asking her "how do u want it?" = Taking instructions from the touchline*
17. *A lady using pills after sex and later she still gets pregnant = Defensive error*
18. *A girl getting pregnant = Goooooal*
19. *Having sex with ur girlfriend and ur mum opens the door = Injury*☹️
20. *A guy who impregnated the lady = Active striker*
21. *A girl telling u to stop = yellow card*
22. *Divorce = Barcelona and Messi*
23. *Awwwnsh, awwwn, more babbby, harder harder* *asssshh!..=dribbling in process*
*24..Ohhh yeeeahhhhh: =game over*
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no be me talk ooo...

Just passing
Literature / Re: TALES OF DELIGHT (get Ready To Be Cracked by kingot(m): 5:19pm On Aug 19, 2023
Yoruba be like "babe my number is sero, hate, sero, sis, sis, for, won, tri, tri, for, hate.
That's my empty, hen, line
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abeg nah joke o
b4 una kill me here
Literature / Re: TALES OF DELIGHT (get Ready To Be Cracked by kingot(m): 5:05pm On Aug 19, 2023
Back then in my primary school, I was the chief head of class A.k.a Headboy. No be that kain Headboy wey dey your mind so, it's not the prefect own... I be olodo, always backing the class up in their positions at the end of every term.
Timix na my partner, the id!ot no Sabi book but based on say my brain na akamu and hin own na indomie, my olodo thick pass hin own. Anytime I carry 64 out of 64, Timix dey always dey my front, with 63 out of 64.
If eventually, Timix carries 64 out of 64, me I'll carry 64 pro out of 64. Our result never be the same at all, he always passes me in Yoruba...and me wey suppose dey pass am in Igbo, I proudly fail the subject woefully. Forget, I was proud of my olodo then...e no easy to be olodo boy wey still get big yansh like girl. I was severely body shamed.
That wasn't the problem, the problem was my father. He always ridiculed me and my brainless brain. I'm always the talk of the compound every end of the term that I returned home. This became too much and I knew I had to do something about it, even Chinyere my crush dey always laugh me back then because of my father.
That fateful day, second to last day of third term, they shared our results for us and I carried my usual position, 65 out of 65. Yes we later turn 65, one new boy join us back then so my position con add plus one. Na Timix carry my 64.
Earlier that day, I spoke with Timix concerning how I'd face my dad at night and he said I shouldn't worry, that he had a plan for me. After they shared our results, Timix carried me to the back of our school, brought out his pen and miraculously changed my 65th to 2nd. I no know how he take do am, I no know how he manage copy our teacher handwriting but wetin I know be say, I carry second for class..for the first time in eight years!!
I had already created a story for my dad as to how I came second. He came back home that night and was so proud of me, I was happy, he was happy, my mother was happy... Even Mama Taiwo was happy.
Taiwo na my mate wey dey go another school. The boy Sabi book very well!! In fact he no dey read book, na book dey read am. While his mother was congratulating us, she asked my father if my school told me to represent them in an inter-state school quiz competition. My father said no... She went on to say that Taiwo was chosen with another girl to represent their school and my school is supposed to be aware because the competition na for all schools wey dey Lagos State.
My father wasn't happy, he expected my school to pick me since I did very well that term. He shouted, banged his hand hard on the table and complained that my school was partial. I tried to calm him down but this man no gree. Shey na him get the result abi na me?? Asin I was trying to understand if my father was a student of my school too?? Something wey he suppose forget, he dey shout anyhow.
When I became finished completely was the next morning. My father woke up early...(Ahh! Mama Taiwo, that thunder I said that should fire you back then, it will fire you again!)
My father woke up early, dressed up and went to my school to complain about why I wasn't chosen to represent them in the competition. This man no gree forget matter and I no go school that day, me wey carry 65 out of 65 ...I dey house. Na Timix be the dev!l for this story, this boy happily carried his 64 home.
My father later came back home that night with a sack of cane and Aboniki balm. Let's just say that what happened that night, made me understand that there are several ways to remove an olodo spirit aside prayers.
Literature / Re: TALES OF DELIGHT (get Ready To Be Cracked by kingot(m): 4:57pm On Aug 19, 2023
The girl I crushed on back in sss1 many years ago, never looked
at me for one day. Although I was intelligent but I noticed she didn't fancy me the way I fancied her.
I created many ways to approach her but it never worked out well. This girl dey always snub me and my letter... one time she threatened to report to our form teacher... Omo I almost lock up o but I continued after two days..no blame me, you sef suppose mumu pass me assuming say you see the girl back then.
I later got to discover from her friends that she was attracted to guys that keep their hair. And me back then, na lowcut I dey always barb, as per aspiring head boy. But after Dem give me this hint, I started planning a way I'd use to catch her attention. I decided to barb punk that year at the end of the year Christmas party, I go carry the punk come school..God punish am make she no freak for me...naso Timix talk after he don advice me to barb punk.
I imagined myself carrying punk and all I saw was an angel..ahhh, Patricia must to freak out.
I got home that day, happy... next three days was the party. I don budget to go material(my barber) shop go barb hair tomorrow. As I enter house, my family give me bad news...my grandfather died. I was sad when I heard the news, I was close to Grandpa..but wetin con make me confused na when my papa talk say we go barb our hair skin, say na family tradition.
I wasn't understanding, hoowww?? Na me die? How my hair take cause papa death? Which kain nonsense be this one?? Patricia nko?? Infact all my wails that day was in vain, I tried to convince both my parents that we can barb the hair after party but these cultists no hear.
To cut the story short, my papa call Mallam Bala the next day to come barb me and my brothers head. Mallam Bala na one retired farmer wey dey barb old men hair and na my papa personal barber... anytime my father returns from his place after barbing hair, we no dey on Gen..my papa head go turn bulb. That was who he brought to barb our hair.
Dem dey barb my hair with razor and water, I dey cry..as I dey cry, people dey sympathise with me, think say na Because my grandfather die, na why I dey cry.
I shamefully carried the hair.. sorry, head..hair no dey there at all. I shamefully carried it to school on party day and Timix saw me, my guy use style dey yab my hair but I no talk. I was stylishly looking around for Patricia, but I noticed she hasn't come yet.
Hours later, weather changed and rain was about to fall, everywhere turn dark and Patricia never come. We went inside the class to avoid rain and that was when Patricia entered, everybody start to dey hail am Because she fine, her dress fine, her shoe fine and her face fine. Immediately she stopped and said "ahnahn"..then everyone asked her what happened?
Patricia: is the school Gen on?
Everyone: Nooo naa
Patricia: but there's light shining at the back seat there
everyone : hahaha nah steve head o

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nah small tin remain i for done kill my self
Literature / Re: TALES OF DELIGHT (get Ready To Be Cracked by kingot(m): 4:48pm On Aug 19, 2023
The girl I crushed on back in sss1 many years ago, never looked
at me for one day. Although I was intelligent but I noticed she didn't fancy me the way I fancied her.
I created many ways to approach her but it never worked out well. This girl dey always snub me and my letter... one time she threatened to report to our form teacher... Omo I almost lock up o but I continued after two days..no blame me, you sef suppose mumu pass me assuming say you see the girl back then.
I later got to discover from her friends that she was attracted to guys that keep their hair. And me back then, na lowcut I dey always barb, as per aspiring head boy. But after Dem give me this hint, I started planning a way I'd use to catch her attention. I decided to barb punk that year at the end of the year Christmas party, I go carry the punk come school..God punish am make she no freak for me...naso Timix talk after he don advice me to barb punk.
I imagined myself carrying punk and all I saw was an angel..ahhh, Patricia must to freak out.
I got home that day, happy... next three days was the party. I don budget to go material(my barber) shop go barb hair tomorrow. As I enter house, my family give me bad news...my grandfather died. I was sad when I heard the news, I was close to Grandpa..but wetin con make me confused na when my papa talk say we go barb our hair skin, say na family tradition.
I wasn't understanding, hoowww?? Na me die? How my hair take cause papa death? Which kain nonsense be this one?? Patricia nko?? Infact all my wails that day was in vain, I tried to convince both my parents that we can barb the hair after party but these cultists no hear.
To cut the story short, my papa call Mallam Bala the next day to come barb me and my brothers head. Mallam Bala na one retired farmer wey dey barb old men hair and na my papa personal barber... anytime my father returns from his place after barbing hair, we no dey on Gen..my papa head go turn bulb. That was who he brought to barb our hair.
Dem dey barb my hair with razor and water, I dey cry..as I dey cry, people dey sympathise with me, think say na Because my grandfather die, na why I dey cry.
I shamefully carried the hair.. sorry, head..hair no dey there at all. I shamefully carried it to school on party day and Timix saw me, my guy use style dey yab my hair but I no talk. I was stylishly looking around for Patricia, but I noticed she hasn't come yet.
Hours later, weather changed and rain was about to fall, everywhere turn dark and Patricia never come. We went inside the class to avoid rain and that was when Patricia entered, everybody start to dey hail am Because she fine, her dress fine, her shoe fine and her face fine. Immediately she stopped and said "ahnahn"..then everyone asked her what happened?
Patricia: is the school Gen on?
Everyone: Nooo naa
Patricia: but there's light shining at the back seat there

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nah small tin remain make i commit sucide dat day

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