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Codeye:
Fake news sorry

Putin has been Assinated... details shortly

This a bad time to be in Police custody. You can be brought out and killed like they did in okwuzu

Great0ne1:
Oga eme ha vam na anya. Still waiting for the major protests, from the real people of germany, France and Canada over the spike in prices of commodity due to there counterproductive sanctions, imposed by there foolish leaders and perhaps nato's obsession with fighting Russia. Most western European citizens are peace loving people and are not interested in Americas proxy war with Russia.

Bro, they've started protesting on Twitter, soon they will take to this streets. Many are shouting this is not our war. Americans first, some are even accusing Biden of money Laundering.

tuzle:
as if people in Ukraine or Taiwan know what is happening on nairaland

.oga Zelensky na nairaland member on the low.

boyfrank:
Nobody calls Vietnam ordinary, Vietnam also defeated China shortly after kicking USA out of their country.

Na before China become communist country na.
You know say Vietnam na communist country and them dey strong for fight and can withstand hardship.

PhantomProbe:
Imagine invading a sovereign country for associating with a group, simply because you don't like or feel threatened by the group.

This is the situation:
Two guys were staying in one building, one is a cultist, the other is not, the one who is not a cultist was a buddy to his cultist neighbor until He became friends with a member of a rival gang. The non cultist starts bringing his new friends to his apartment and they start saying demeaning things about his cultist neighbor. His cultist neighbor called and warned him that He won't take any of that and will deal with him and if his cultist friends say anything, he will also attack them. The non cultist neighbor went and told his cultist friends and they told him, his neighbor can't do anything to him. His cultist neighbor started attacking him and gave instruction that anyone who want to involve will receive his wrath. After the beating the non cultist neighbor went to his new cultist friends and told them that he wants to join their cult but they refused became, they don't want to go to war with their deadly rivals because of him.this is the situation Zelensky finds himself.

lalastimlala:
All these mumu Nigerians campaigning against America go soon collect. Every Nigerian that hold Canada, USA and British Visa's should be immediately revoked and returned back to Nigeria. Let them go to Russia, China and India. Mumu people.

As a guy man, it is easier to make it in China than India, how many hustlers dey go US these days. You dey for one hurt dey type with free mode.

Una never see something.
Na only mumu dey throw stone for market.
Joe Biden is already seen as a Dullard in America, He should pray this doesn't get to the U.S.
That pit your enemy dig for you, may they fall into it.

Yungspitta:
All my life , I never knew girls can be this complicated. Lately, my homie's girl has been giving me some signals that she liked me....but I don't wanna hurt my friend cux he's always there for me when times are hard. My friend looks more handsome , he dresses better but I still couldn't figure out why she has been flirting with me.
The scary part is that, my homie used to tell me nice things about his girl like she's best thing after holy Mary. There was a time this girl challenged me on why I don't always message her on WhatsApp, and she forced my phone out of my hands and did send some flirtous message to her WhatsApp number with my own WhatsApp number right on the spot. I was so confused afterwards.
In my head, I was like should I tell my friend what his girl has been up to lately but I kept my cool.

If what I read is true,that girl wants to separate you and your friend.
You've been a stumbling block to their relationship and she will set you up because your mind don dey yo bang her.
Your friend will hate you for that.
If you smoke weed, buy for you and your guy
Just ask your friend if his girlfriend has ever cheated on him, what ever the answer is ,tell him his girl is giving you greenlight and you just want him to know so He should be careful.
He will get angry but the weed will reset his brain.

Jeon:
GO AND REST IF YOUR BUTT IS NOT LIKE THIS.

Homosexuals don full nairaland. Wetin come be this one again.?

Jesse25:
Send me her WhatsApp number I can distract her from you for the main time should I drop my WhatsApp number?

E be like you like second hand things wella.
Or babe dey hard you.

Lol..
You want to break up and you no want hurt the person.
Oga you never serious. You are the one who may get hurt if you breakup with her.. na the truth be that.
Someone you want to break up said you should come for final good byes and you went. What if she poured acid on you.
O.P you need to be careful before you hurt yourself.

I don tell girl say na me be the next Juju priest of my village and I will be relocating to the village to do my duty or anyone around me will start dying.

Zelensky that thought He had the back up of America.
Thesame America that ran away when a ragtag militia, that put on sandals to war, leaving behind military wares worth Billions of dollars.
Zelensky should have learnt from the Afghanistan saga.
Now they've left him and I don't think Putin will come to any table,if He eventually comes ,He will break the table.
Atleast Ukraine is winning the war on social media.
In between, the new commanders have upped the game, no more pampering. High grade missiles have been pounding Ukraine. Even Putin sef go pity Ukraine after all this.

Elvictor:
Buhari styled leadership, exonerate self, blame others

Na Goodluck Jonathan cause am

Are they trying to shift goal post.... it no longer Putin abi. We are getting there.
Let the blame game start.

Nuclear things....

Oddfinder:
Consider this:

Russia’s total natural resources are valued at USD 75 trillion.

Russia has the largest reserves and is the largest exporter of natural gas. It has the second largest coal reserves, the eighth largest oil reserves and is the largest exporter of oil and wheat in the world.

Russia is a leading producer of copper, fluorspar, iron ore, lime, gold, magnesium compound and metals, mica, cobalt, aluminum, asbestos, arsenic, cadmium, coal, cement, boron, bauxite, vanadium, titanium sponge, tin, tungsten, potash, sulfur, silicon, rhenium, steel, pig iron, nickel, palladium, phosphate, petroleum, nitrogen, peat and oil shale.

Russia has 40% of world’s gold reserves.

20% of the global production of industrial grade diamonds and 25% of global gemstone production come from Russia.

11% of the global aluminum market is controlled by just one Russian company, Rusal.

Russia has more than a fifth of the world's forests. About one-fifth of the timber in the entire world is present in the forests of Siberia.

If you laid the oil and gas pipelines of Russia around the equator, it would encircle earth 6 times.

Only one lake of Russia, Lake Baikal has 20 percent of entire fresh water in the world. Russia has 4 of the 10 largest rivers in the world.

Russia’s top 20 billionaires have a combined wealth of about USD 250 billion, which is more than the GDP of 150 individual countries in the world.

Russian inventions include transformer, helicopter, video-tape recorder, synthetic rubber, grain harvester, electrical telegraph, arc welding, radiator, powdered milk and thousands of other things without which life would be very different today.

Russia is not a shit hole ur masters made u believe

Remember, what belonged to Ukraine now belongs to Russia.

India and China accounts for more than half the world's population. Pakistan is also an ally of Russia. If you have this people behind you, omo Bleep the world. You think l, these countries ain't tired of the bullying from the west. Watch as they starts sharing technology and military wares.
I could remember when China and india fought with sticks and stones, it was Putin who settled the matter.

The western media keep downgrading the Russians but the matter on ground is very different.
Many cities the Russians targeted has been bombed to Rubbles. The Ukrainian airforce is no where to be found.
The Ukrainian army had been turned into a guerrilla fighting unit.
In Mauripol, Civilian evacuation has been ongoing and just the morning, the Russians gave the few remaining Ukrainian military an opportunity to leave as free man but must drop their arms before leaving.
It tells you that, it is almost done.
I just pity the Ukrainian civilians, there are claims by people who were evacuated that ,they were held hostage and told not to leave by the Ukrainian army. In a video I watched, an elderly woman accused the Ukrainian army of using civilians to protect themselves, she even thanked the Russians.
But the west still gives a different narrative.
Where is the ghost of Kyiv?
Where are the javelins.
All we hear are the Russians bombing civilian buildings.
The Russians are not in Ukraine to occupy.
They are they to downgrade the Ukrainian military and curb any effect of future attack on Donbas.
Funny enough even people who volunteered as fighters have become Refugee.
A volunteer can not be given the POW treatment, they will send you to Siberia where you will meet Yuri Boyka.

The only man in the world Putin can Listen to is His friend His friend Xi.
I was in an argument with a Chinese American. Dude tweeted that, He would love a better America-China relationship than Russia. I replied his Tweet with 3 points.
1. Recently your people were accused of starting a biological warfare and the Americans wanted the world to Sanction China and it may have deteriorated to a cold war. But Putin stood behind China and would have brought out his big guns to fight alongside china if need be.

2. The racism Asians faced due to that incident. The even called it the Chinese virus.

3. If NATO Plants Missiles in Taiwan and China invades Taiwan will it be a bad thing?

Chinese man went ballistics, saying the covid19 issue was one the worst racial abuse he got in America, He was assaulted and even told me there is nothing like Taiwan, it is Chinese Taipei and one cannot invade his own country, that Chinese Taipei is like a Province of China they are not an independent nation.
After our discussion, I was satisfied that I successfully reformatted his brain.

I could not comprehend.. Mummy Daddy,Daddy mummy. Riding her in our car.
... Marriage is not for everybody.

When I start to see bitcoin wallet for donating to Ukrainians, I know say my brothers done reach Ukraine.

SeeThisLoser:
Then Russia must be DUMB DUMBER AND DUMBEST.

You are telling me that Russia is not using their full power and have lost at least 10,000 soldiers since the 'special military operation' commenced ? Which DUMB Army commander or leader will sacrifice thousands of their troops and 1/4 of their equipment to avoid using FULL FORCE ?

You people are just little kids.

Most weapons used in Ukraine are supposed to have been decommissioned. And after the war,they will remain in Donbas region.
Russia is protecting their modern artillery.

After dolling all these cash and the key to the Nigerian vault is handed to the man from Iragbiji, what next?

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Look at his eyes..man is not aiit..why is he feeding his people with lies and propaganda..why dont he tell them the truth..why don't he tell them how Russians are dying and wasting themself in Ukraine..

Look how he's treating his citizens..he is actually a good talker just like Hitler his wannabe..
Same way Hitler held rallies with his neo Nazi symbol now Putin own is the letter Z..


Putin is probably using Hitler's method of building suspense and creating impressive backdrops..he understands what the listeners wants to hear... bringing the crowd to an emotional pitch..
Look how he is controlling their mind..

Is He also feeding me with lies and Propaganda?
Putin is an Archangel sent to Judge the west and it's Homosexuals.

My Mentor Putin keep giving people HBP...
The west thought Russians are not behind their Hero.
" when the world is against you, stand firm, don't shake because every shaking Tree is a target and must be cut down ".
Odogwu na Putin.
They will bend.
Anybody wey shake go collect.
Abi na Biden wan murmur?
That Pit America is digging for Putin, they will fall into it.
Many Americans have started complaining about the aids. Some are even saying the money should be given as stimulus cheque to Americans.
Some even said, Biden and his cohorts are using Ukrainian for money laundering.
It is still fresh in our memories how America was in a brink of Catastrophe after Trump was rigged out.
Some Americans have remembered that they lost their Jobs and it should be America first.
Just look at the sensational headline the nonsense O.P gave.

Totilopussylick:
Combination of weed with alcohol can cause you brain damage

Ask portable zazuzee from the monkey republic


Smoke weed, forget alcohol

I just wan patronize Mr Cubana.

Portable is now a brand ambassador.
Make I go find am buy after work today, I go drink am in combination with my weed.

Na only mumu no know say, Russia still dey do business with all this people wey dey Sanction them.

If na me be the manager, I go claim the company. No lawsuit go fit win the manager.

They will soon start dealing with you back home,na there you go know say when you feed a monster as a baby, it will be like a pet,but when it grows,you will become its meal.

For those of you who think Putin doesn't know what He is doing.
1. First He liberated the Donbas separatists immediately He entered Ukraine He declared them as two separate Republics.

2. The Neo Nazi led Azov Battalion were responsible for more than 14000 deaths in that Region, so He went after them they have almost been annihilated.

3. If the Ukrainian does not accept these two Republics as nations, they may attack and eventually commit genocide, which will not be reported by the western media, so the Ukrainian regime must accept them as Republics.

4. Majority of the advancement are being carried out by the Donbas freedom fighters under the command of Russian Officers.

5. This war has been planned for years and every Sanction from the west was expected.

6. Putin has been able to make a bold statement to NATO and all they had to do is to give media blackmail and feed propaganda to their gullible english speakers.

7. When the war is over most of the artillery used will be left in Donbas and more weapons will be sent to Donbas to make them a stronger army, this maybe the reason why weapons used are old enough to be decommissioned.

8. China is a behind the scene player in this war, they've shown their support for the Putin regime because a win for the Putin regime is a win for China.

All these set goals have been achieved except for the fact that Ukraine has not accepted the Donbas republic, it is not enough to say you no longer want to join NATO, NATO rejected Ukraine.
Many Russian Generals will be retired after this war and a new generation will take over.

Odin13:
Eiye no Dey Niger delta ... talk more of Selina Mp.
How Dey wan survive for that end ..

Nicolas that year..

Try another frat..

From the Picture na BGs they scrub the BST but, I suspect say na KK.. the war with KK always spill from Greenland on the streets to BGs on deck.