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I want to share an experience, there ws tis gurl I was wooing wen she ws in her final year..I usually see her from time to time..We were abt dating bt unfortunately she did somtin dat made me bak off.I got into anoda commitd relationshp aftwds. She cam bak beggn for forvgnss n I told her dat I ve it behind me bt we can't continue..She visits ma office once in a long whil. Wen she ws don wit skul, she cald me n beggd me to help her get a vacation job in my organisation. I helpd got her shortlistd for a test, which she passd. Lol and behold, she calld me to tel me that she ws posted to my ofiz..I prayed that God shd gv me grace to deal wit tis..I told ma woman abt tis n she wsnt comfortable at all. But wit prayer n greater resolution..I let her knw that am nt n wil nev be interestd in a relationshp wit her.I distanced myself frm her n treatd her lik d odas..It wsnt easy bt I v to behave mysef cos I v commitd masef to anoda.. So if u knw u can't manage ur emotions, pls don't. But if u can, go ahead n employ her. If ur woman says u shd nt, pls heed her advice n get ur ex job somwia or moreova pay her off monetarily

@OP..before coming to the house for advice..I want to know if you have askd ur woman n sought her opinion on this. She should be the Ist to know and if u really think she is worthy, her input is needed. And if u re unwillingly to let her know, it means u got ulterior motives. Juust let sleeping dog lie, don't wake the dead from sleep, cos wehn the heat is on..na u go sufferam

Blood money..

Pls wats the year model n cost of the Toyota Camry??

Very cute baby..lov d car die.

A welcome development...lions and goats don't co-habitate

Heavens help those that help themselve,

If people do not want to help you, you have to help yourself,

The problem I see here is that you are waiting for a high paying job to fall on your lap, there are some jobs that do not require much skills to do,

Look around, you will see graduates doing all kinds of jobs to make ends meet and they are happy doing it becos they are the ones paying their bills.

You can do bus conductor, you can be a driver if you know how to drive, just try and start something my friend, dont wallow in self pity.

By taking up this jobs, your dignity will still be intact and you will not be beggarly, and God will sure bless you,

Start small and you shall be blessed,

He used to have conscience but I think he has sold it,

I think the the responsibilities he is facing are too enormous for him to handle, he should quietly take a bow and he would be fondly remembered for that.

THE BOMB NO GO REACH OKIJA SHRINE,

ENOF ODESHI, NO SHAKING,

OSAMA WE DEY WAIT ABEG

cant really remember my first tym but i know that i started drinking since i was small. My parents used to hide drinks for me,i go all the way to ransack the whole house looking for where it was kept.
One thing i always had in mind is that the bottle and the content are within the confines of the house, so i would search every where till i find where it was hidden. I used to go for schnapps and scoop some spoonful of milk into it. i lov the taste,
it was really crazy back then and all the beatings didnt deter me either

IT'S QUITE PATHETIC THAT THOSE IN GOVT ARE ALWAYS CHASING WHITE ELEPHANT PROJECTS. THERE TEND TO BE FOOD CRISIS IN THE COUNTRY NOW, PRICES OF FOOD ARE FAST SKY ROCKETING AND NOT WITHIN THE REACH OF AVERAGE NIGERIAN.
THE BILLIONS TO BE SPENT IN SUBSIDIZING ELECTRICITY AS WE ALL KNOW WOULD SOON FIND THEIR WAY INTO THE POCKETS OF THE FEW RICH CABALS.
THESE CABALS ARE SOMEWHERE LAUGHING AT US AND COUNTING ON THE FUTURE INCOME THEY WOULD MAKE FROM THESE,
MALLAM YAR DUA,   U BETTER MAKE CONCRETE MOVES THAT WOULD LIGHTEN THE NATION,

Baba u too much joo, i cant help but laff d day i viewed baba on the tele gettin ready for his exams.
Hope Baba no wan go charter for christian theology in order to head CAN, u no d man 2 lik positions

A distinguished looking young lady is on a flight returning from Switzerland. She finds herself seated next to a priest and asks" Excuse me father, may I ask a favor of you?"




"Well of course Miss, what can I do for you?" he replies. "Here's the dilemma, I purchased for myself, a superbly sophisticated electronic hair remover. I paid a lot of money for it. I really went well over the limits set forth by Customs, and I fear they will confiscate it from me. Could you perhaps secret it through Customs for me under your robes?"
"I certainly could my dear, only I must warn you I really am not ever able to tell a lie, "




"You have such an honest face father, surely they will never ask any questions of you," and with that she hands him the hair remover. After landing they proceed through Customs and it becomes the priest's turn in line.
"Father, do you have anything to declare?" asks the Customs officer.




"From the top of my head to my waist I have nothing to declare my son."
Finding this answer a little strange the custom's officer proceeds to ask, "And from the waist to the floor, what do you have to declare?" The father replies, "I have a marvelous little instrument destined to be used on a woman, but which has never yet been used, " Roaring with laughter the Custom's officer says, "Go right through, Father.
Next!"

The Statue

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."

"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.

"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too." No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep.

Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.

"Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths' for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."

PLS THIS IS STRICTLY FOR CHICS.GUYS PLS STEER CLEAR. TOMOROW IS ANOTHER DAY

Am new on d block,actaully ma first on this , omo wat, if u r serious abt ur desires. u know how and where to satisfy d lust. Advertsing here jst a pure waste of , get d flow.