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B4 i comment.... Let me ask u dis,u wan use d whole page of nairaland jux to a paste irrelevant post abi..!!! Secondly, WAT TRUTH R U REFERRING TO?

SpeedyConnect:
Madam Koikoi

hahahaha

missdebs:
u shuld have sun dried the weed

wch weed are u telking about?

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falconey:
this is not romantic!

den its wat?

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Samiceman:
why are u guys never serious?

because d topic been posted is not a crious one rather....

hw her cooking experience take affect us as nairalanders...... My advice b say make she go cateering school go learn hw 2 baked cooked food

sure my dude.....

on wat BASIS is GEJ afraid 2lose his presidency...... oga Jona abeg release a.k.a Reverend ooo....if u no wan lose next 2mao ooo.....

yes,try dumping d fone in a pit toilet and also try formatting ur brain......

if he really means dis....then dats a gud decision he has made.....God will help him.if he qualifies gud and fine if not wat a pity..... Buhara i dash u dis for ur speech!!!

1.first and foremost wen u are going for voting, remember 2 go along wit ur PVC.
2.Don't allow anybdy 2force u 2vote d person u dont like..
3 Please if u don't av PVC don't go out,tlk much of nearing d voting arena #its for ur own safety ooo.
Lastely,please lets contribute 2make dis election
peaceful and calm....say no 2election
violence
....#bandani ,my hand no dey for election katakata

please lets contribute 2make dis election
peaceful and calm....say no 2election
violence...a.k.a i b correct pikin

a.ka. Uglylaufter....prettycrying ....u can also call ha GOSH!!! Finally if d above names r not satisfactory call ha GEJ vs GMB....

gals like it bald.....but i knw not all gals like it dat way.... Wch gal like Osama binladee bears.... Tlk trru oo

all i cares....who force d gal make she open ha 2 left leg 4d guy @ first.... Tell d guy mak dem go settle their mata by dem sef...u fit till advice am make he wait afta GEJ don win den we go knw werin we go tell am.....HOLD am Tight there..... A.K.A corrrect pikin

i tink he is with GEJ dey are all going 2 Gwazo 2mao to recapture dos terrorizing our country....

d link u ask us 2click is not even functional........Gosh!!!

dude post d pix here lets c,,, we don't want 2click any other place.....if she like make she run naked all I cares!!! I will look @ha if i see ha but pls was she drunk or wat? Or she was doing rally wit her freebiees....... Haha

can u ask GEJ and GMB hw many candidates dey av?if u can den i will ansa ur question.....

ksmartdope:
if your phones autocorrect is malfunctioning is your brain manual correct also faulty? because i cant even read what u just post

to HELL with u....go and borrow bahari eye glass so dat u can read it well........

ok, i av seen it...dey r doing rally for GMB

where is d pix show d pix,lets c because we don't like blank imagination.....;(

I av samples for u...take a look @dis

Mehn ass na real spiritual congy 2 guys ooo....mehn dat angle is full of shit and water dats y its soft wen we touch it.... , i love d way some gals controls theirs is jux like OBJ private jet,bouncing like never b4. my hand no ey 4election katakata ooo......sai GEJ till infinity

uokocha70:
Read where?

read where....i tire o,vote for GEJ,if GEJ ruless again all dos corruption will reduce.....we need change but can GMB giv us dis change so tink twice...b4 u cast ya vote