₦airaland Forum

Hargbo:
Every guy want a gurl that want to drink garri even if iwant to take her to KFC,
A gurl that want to use N2,500 Nokia touch light
even i want to buy her bold touchan
A that will make Hair for N300 (Shuku or Police
cap) even if i want her to make Peruvian Hair,
A gurl that is willing to drink coke or 7up in a
club even if i want to buy her Nuvo,
A gurl that will prefer my Call Me Back SMS
even if i want to call her,
A gurl that will like to wear N650 Ankara stuf
even if i want to buy her Imported dress,
A gurl that will bury herself tomorrow if i die
today.

no dey decieve ursef, no girl go want dey like dat 4 dis era.gals need 2kit up so dat dey will look wondarful aand gorgeous

make i heaar, can dat b possible.......mtchew

Magpies:
ote come chop am na

u tink say if u bring am come my door step i no go wak am.....kill cook bring 4me,make i chop dey leak fingers for U.....

A man and his wife » , Edmund and
Amarachi Opara, will be in prison custody
until May 22, 2015, when their case will will
be heard after they were remanded for
allegedly duping a victim of the sum of N7
million for a non-existent land.
The couple were dragged to the Federal
High Court, Owerri, Imo State, presided over
by Justice O. O. Oguntoyinbo, on a two
count charge bordering on obtaining
money by false pretence » by the
Economic and Financial Crimes Commission
(EFCC).
According to the Head, Media and Publicity
of EFCC, Wilson Uwujaren, the accused
husband and wife allegedly collected the
money from one Okechukwu Ogbonna to
the tune of N7 million for a phony land deal
situated at Federal Low Cost Housing Estate
11, Umuguma, New Owerri. But the land in
question, according to investigations, did
not belong to the couple.
One of the counts read:
"That you Opara Edmund Acho and Opara
Amarachi, on or about the 9th March, 2012,
at Owerri within Owerri Judicial Division
conspired between yourselves to commit
an offence to wit: obtaining money by
false pretence from one Okechukwu
Ogbonna and thereby committed an
offence contrary to Section 8(a) and
punishable under Section 1(3) of the
Advance Fee Fraud and Other Related
Offence Act 20."
The couple pleaded not guilty to the
charges and were denied bail as requested
by their counsel as they were remanded
the couple in prison custody pending the
date for hearing.

A gang of robbers » took wickedness to
the extreme after the beat up a man and
pounded his head with a pestle because he
had no money to give them, after eating
his food.
This was the story former staff of National
Electric Power Authority Cooperative Estate
(NEPASCOOP), had to tell after the thieves
stormed his home at Olajumoke, Akute,
Ogun State.
According to the man, the armed robbers
stormed his house and requested for
money but when he had none to offer,
they ordered him to prepare them food
and after eating, the angry robbers
» slammed a pestle on his head.
The Chairman of the estate confirmed the
incident, stating that the robbers inflicted
severe injuries on the man after eating his
food.
"The victim was rushed to the hospital after
the robbers left. If not, maybe he would
have bled to death."
According to the estate Chairman, the attack
was the second in the estate in as many
weeks. On that fateful day, the robbers
were said to have gained entrance into the
estate by scaling the fence around 2 am
where they operated for two hours
without interruption, moving from one
building to the other.
Before the robbers left, they had inflicted
machete cuts on a man, flogged another
with belt before slamming pestle on his
head.
One of residents said:
"After robbing a particular apartment, they
would lock the family in a room. They
apparently did not want them to call for
help or alert other neighbours. Then they
would move to another apartment. We
heard they robbed four buildings."

The many disadvantages of having an
abortion cannot be overemphasised, and
according to The Foundation for Africa
Cultural Heritage, cancer is now one of the
risks associated with undergoing an
abortion.
According to FACH president, Dr. Nkechi
Asogwa, many cases of breast cancer have
been linked to the aftermath of an
abortion.
Asogwa further said that contraceptives
and other birth control pills that have been
banned in the United States due to their
side effects were being shipped to Nigeria,
adding that Nigerians deserve to be told
the medical risks involved in taking birth
control pills, to enable them to make
informed choice.
According to her:
"When you terminate a pregnancy you
end many ongoing processes in the body
such as the preparation of breast for the
secretion of milk. So the tissues that were
cut off suddenly would become fragile and
they can trigger the formation of
cancerous cells in the breast. There are
about five health implications attached to
most of these drugs and that was why
they were banned in the West. But here, no
one is asking questions"
Bomedical scientist, Obianuju Ekeocha
speaking at the forum also warned that
abortion might damage the womb and lead
to future infertility.
She called on the Federal Government to
resist any pressure from international
partners to legalise abortion
....

boman2014:
my guy, please post the link

ok sir

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Tolexander:
baba open eye wella o!

No be the coins wey dey inside the picture you rock o. na only the 50k coin wey dey below you rock.

hahaha.....guy 4get dat stuff!!! U knw hw many yrs i dey now?

jamex93:
lwkmd

shay coin con turn sweet ni

that gal funny o

my guy i tell u, dat time na during school hrs oo, d gal was rush 2hospital b4 it was removed

Top Nigerian comedian Bovi has been
involved in a car accident.
The accident happened last night, May 18,
2015. Thankfully Bovi who is one of the
best stand-up comedians in Nigeria came
out alive. He was only injured in his left
eye.
Narrating how the accident via his
Instagram account today, Bovi said he
initially thought his injuries were worse.
"Out of hospital, hale and hearty! Just an
injured left eye! Last night was nearly the
end. On my lane jejeli and this guy rams
into me at an intersection. Carry my car
dump for side walk like small pikin wey no
dey hear word" he wrote.
"I was sure I had been blinded and broken
my hip. First thoughts were my family, my
debtors of since last year and my jokes
wey some people go just thief! But as
usual, Godwin!!! When your life flashes
before your eyes, it's like that missed call
you never heard ring" he further wrote.
His caption which is laced with his
trademark humour shows that Bovi is
quickly recovering.

chaiii, dis dog go sweet no b small....i go leak my tongue tire

chaiiiiiiiii my nairalanders,i really flex dis kobo's and 1naira.hw many of u rememba dos day will go 2sch it jux 1naira coin. Hw many of u also use it 2play canter game, i even use it 2make canter football players.... I also rememba a gal dat almost swallow one naira dos days, only dat God helped her it was remove quickly....do u experience dis also Wen coins come 2mind i recall d past old sweet days.........quaaquaquaquaqua

i really need 2b a celebrity in life....GOD helep me 2b d best in d world, dos who wish me gud will find gud and dos who don't want me 2be uplifted,Lord demote dem down as far as 10feet below d ground

The Inspector-General of police, Solomon
Arase, has been served a Notice of
Consequence of Disobedience of Court
Order (Form 48) by an Enugu Federal High
Court after the State Police Command failed
to reopen the House of Assembly as
ordered by the court.
In the Notice signed by the court registrar,
the court threatens to jail the IG if he fails
to obey the court order.
The Form 48 read in part, “take notice that
unless you obey the directions contained in
this court order, you will be guilty of
contempt of court and will be liable to be
committed to prison.”
The State House Of Assembly has been
under locks and keys since May 5, when
crisis broke out after the Speaker Eugene
Odoh led 14 lawmakers to commence
impeachment proceedings against
Governor Sullivan Chime.
The court however ordered that on
Monday, May 11, that the House be opened,
but the state Police Command flouted the
order as the House remains closed five
days after the court order.
The presiding judge, Justice D.V. Agishi
granted an ex-parte motion brought by the
Speaker of the Assembly, Odoh, in suit
number FHC/EN/CS/99/2015, which has
eight members of the House of Assembly,
the Commissioner of Police and the IGP as
1st to 10th respondents respectively.

sinaj:
lol gud a.m

gud aftanoon dear.....

modskiller:
Let's hope it's true

its tru jux agree wit it

[quote author=Twaci post=3367823]pls get 1 sharperly ok

Twaci:
Looks hot joor!

u gats 2undastaan dat,dats where am heading 2...... Cant u read it

nationwide1:
Perhaps being meticulous with resources is in the blood of Katsina State indigenes.

Late President Umaru Yar'Adua and General Muhammadu Buhari come to mind.

hmmmmmmmm, dis is mellifluous statement

Twaci:
Nah, check this one out

twaci dat lips is OMG!!! No doubt

sinaj:
looks kul on her


buh on my lips? no way!!!


aint trying dat

sinaj i tink it will look very cute on ur succulent lips.moreover ur lips will look so sweet 2behold while kiss it

dat lip stick is mixed with sugar any guy who rocky kiss her, will sure ask 4 more!!! if u tink am lying ask d owner of nairaland......hahaha

At a time when most Nigerian states are in
debt and even owing salaries, one
Governor is said to be leaving his successor
a clean slate.
Katsina State Governor, Ibrahim Shema will
reportedly leave the state debt-free when
he vacates office on May 29, 2015.
This was revealed by former Chairman of
the Economic and Financial Crimes
Commission (EFCC), Nuhu Ribadu on
Saturday, May 9, 2015, when Shema was
being conferred with The Sun Outstanding
Performance Exit Award in Lagos.
“We know Ibrahim as a very intelligent
person and the best in our class and as
someone who was very very meticulous
and detailed in whatever he was doing.
Within the last eight years, he has changed
the face of government in Katsina,” Ribadu
said.
“He is the only governor that is going to
leave the office with no debt behind. He
has paid all, including salaries of the
workers of his state. We want to thank you
for making us all proud. May God continue
to be with you,” he added.
Shema will be succeeded as governor by
former Speaker of the House of
Representatives, Aminu Masari, who
contested on the platform of the All
Progressives Congress (APC).

Eva Alordiah shared photos wearing bold
blue lips earlier and they were fierce,
The talented rapper known for her love for
makeup takes on daring » looks often and
this is definitely one of them. She rocks
daring makeup trend often and she
regularly makes them work.
Eva Alordiah chose a soft flawless look for
all over the face, accented tear duct, false
lashes and intense blue lipstick.
The rapper made sure the lips got the most
attention, making the entire face pop, it’s
definitely a daring lip look, no? Would you
rock it?

It's not about loose morals or a weak mind,
it's just that you may have been on the
single market for too long and have a
tendency of going into these types of
taboo relationships.
Julia Austin of Madame Noire lists these
kinds of forbidden love singles are likely to
engage in:
1. Step something: It could be as close as a
stepsibling, or a cousin by marriage, or
an awkwardly young step-uncle. But,
sharing so many similar experiences as
pseudo-family does, you can’t help but
feel a special bond with a certain
attractive non-blood relative at some
point.
2. A neighbour: Simply being exposed to
someone repeatedly can play a trick on
your mind, making you feel attracted to
that person. And the fact that your
neighbor is just down the hall or street,
so accessible when you’re feeling, um,
playful, can make this type of taboo love
become hot and heavy fast. But your
feelings can be confusing: is it proximity
or compatibility that’s keeping things
together?
3. A religiously committed person: Either
his family would disown him should he
marry a woman outside their religion, or
keeping up the religious tradition via
marriage/the bloodstream is genuinely
important to him—more important than
being with “the one.” Either way, you’ll
engage in a hot fling with a guy who
things really can’t go anywhere serious
with due to his religious background.
4. Lawyer/Client: A lawyer is almost like a
therapist—out of necessity, you tell him
every last detail of your life. You’ll
instantly feel bonded to him for this
reason, and, should he like the details of
your life, he may develop feelings for
you. Get a new lawyer, and get it on.
5. The renowned jerk: Everyone knows he
is a player/doesn’t respect women/
thinks he is God’s gift to the earth etc.
Nobody likes him. But you—well, you
yearn for him. And there’s something
hot about dating the bad boy.

sorry plenty for her body na i go teach ha hw 2romance person..... Quaquaquaqua.... Guyz na lie

how i wish na me dos wen catch, na me for rape d three of dem wit my 7inches otupo london, chaiiiiiii but dos women get mind ooo,wat is d world turning to?

de reason why dem live wit d guy na because dem need money for pocket na.....money speaks louder dan love..... For dis jet age.... but small love join shaaa

fattbabakay:
Up Nacossites!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

correct!!! Wch school are u?