₦airaland Forum

misspicy:
Dan,you no surprise reach me,was just so shocked, how will I know if sperm come out...pervert

I will do something today/tomorrow,thank God its a weekend...I don't see how he could have had access to porn..just so impossicant

Don't say that, its cheaply available

WiLdFLame:
na make u send me money nau make i give u irunoboo details...
weekend? aaaah i dey pray make fire no catch me 4 boxer like yesterday ni oo...
no mind me i just dey fool around ni bro reason 4 using QUIH ZHANGHOUS and SUN TZU strategies; free my mind

Lool.. You no well o. Even if i dey possessed.

No p, flex up ur weeknd!

Decker:
Last year, something happened that under normal circumstances should make me cry, but guess what, I just smiled and walked away and continued doing what I was doing. That was when I knew that nothing could actually make me cry.

Don't get me wrong, I do have well functioning tear glands. When I cut onions for instance, I cry. But the reason behind the crying is chemical, not emotional.

Once in a while, I force myself to cry, just to see how it feels for tears to run down my cheeks, or to amuse myself. But for a certain emotion or feeling to propel me to cry, is impossible.

The thing is, I understand these feelings, I know why someone would normally cry when they feel them, but I don't get engrossed in them. It's when someone gets engrossed in a particular feeling, and he starts dwelling on certain memories associated with such feeling, that the person would cry, but my mind doesn't work that way.

Besides, real men don't cry. Crying is for women and kids.

I always thought i was like that bro. Lemme ask a question.
Have u gone for a burial nd see ur loved one laid to rest? If yes.. no shed of tear came out? My man go for a check up

WiLdFLame:
see dis aboki....enh enh den tell me what worthwhile jare bro?

I'm no northerner man. You racked ur head to some extent bro, studies prove that the brain is best suited for reasonin at the early hours of the day. Yeah, u seized the opportunity buh wats the product?

Nigga if u no see anythin worthwhile, at least thinkin bou creating (more) wealth dey nau! All the same, maybe u made some pipo laff.
How weeknd go be?

Happy Birthday Lerie! Enjoy the good life!

OP you could have u used such time nd energy from ur brain to write somthin very constructive nd worthwhile. Trust me!

Truth is that its gona be inevitable. But he's too early. You may jst have to threaten him so he'll stop or reduce that act.

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]This is too small a price to pay if the bride in question is worth it. . . Especially now that there are very few ladies that can be a loyal wife. [/color]

Trash talk.. Is she a commodity?

HateU2:
heheheh. They see it everyday nah. So, what's d biggie

But some fit make sense pass others they've seen o.. If u blush eh!

refiner:
my advice--pls do not abort dat baby!...don't mind wat all dis guys are advicing u to do!...it might cost u ur life!

Tell her biko!

HateU2:
lol. Thanks 4 d prayer, wish u d same too. Enjoy

see praya point sha.. Enjoy

Oya shake it baby don’t break it eh. It took your mama 9months to make it. Oya take it, baby don’t break it eh. It took your mama 9months to make it... Oya don't stop, take it low now, don't stop....

vheekie:
Party on a Sunday
Do it all again on Monday
Spent a check on a weekend
I might do it all again

Ehhy dats my nigga, Travis Antidote! Dope song!

OBTMOS:
When your legs don't work like they used to before
And I can't sweep you off of your feet
Will your mouth still remember the taste of my love?
Will your eyes still smile from your cheeks?

And, darling, I will be loving you 'til we're 70
And, baby, my heart could still fall as hard at 23
And I'm thinking 'bout how people fall in love in mysterious ways
Maybe just the touch of a hand
Well, me—I fall in love with you every single day
And I just wanna tell you I am

So, honey, now
Take me into your loving arms
Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars
Place your head on my beating heart
I'm thinking out loud
Maybe we found love right where we are

When my hair's all but gone and my memory fades
And the crowds don't remember my name
When my hands don't play the strings the same way (mmm...)
I know you will still love me the same

'Cause, honey, your soul could never grow old, it's evergreen
And, baby, your smile's forever in my mind and memory
I'm thinking 'bout how people fall in love

Be thinkin out loud o. Continue

This makes me believe the devil can fully come in human forms.

cuteboy2:
This is gas, a cleaner source of energy and very lucrative

Aint it still from same brent crude that is somtimes less that 30dollars per barrel? Its time to deal less with anythin crude oil, unless refining for the nations comsumption nt for national investments

HateU2:
I will let that slide . Guess you are a doc . Abi why are u defending them?

No blame em docs o.
You think say e easy to see ladies half unclad nd no dey tempted?

Whoa, an excuse to go chill at the back, gona stretch nd cross ma legs anyhow.
Learn to turn a disadvantage to a fortune.

So thats how Oliseh got ditched.. Welcome onboard Siasia!

This is pretty nice.. But wait, are we still talking oil?? Pls o DiversifY!!!

Whoa, i thought Sheikh would win.
If Buhari get way, that guy must declare him asset nd at the end no portfolio sef
Well congrats.. I hope for a corrupt free FIFA!! Long live the game!!

Twas as if life was on fast forward here.. People bashin odas here nd der, gals insultin nd duin shakara, guys always yabbin gals nd askin dem out ontop.. I jst taya, evry1 attacked Irunoboo.
Me was just confused till i found my way arnd

Leriebloom:
Me of all people.

Yeah, why nt?

lalasticlala:
Yes oo, I wanted to be sure, because i'm sure other nairalanders would have asked him of same

lala you've join them.. Issokay

Perversion is now the trending ish on Romanceland!

SassyVixen:
u sound cool can we be friends?

Thanks, sure!

Leriebloom:
Not too big.

You gats do MBGN wen u done

Leriebloom:
Its not only people with small butt that squat. I am on the average side.

Going on the big side..

sinaj:
ow many persons will knw his jux kidin


Av bin recievin all kinds of calls since tode from my frnds, they all asking if av returned from Lagos lol




Serzly it's quite embarasin


Those that are not close to me can easily fall for diz

This is real bad, at the beginning it seemed true, bt later on i knew he was bluffin

We know it aint true, jst bone am.

OP yur mata is strong.. Anyway, over to NL babes

Leriebloom:
Squatting works like magic. I do sixty daily, 30 in the morning, 30 in the evening, sometimes i go beyond 30, i do 35 40. Its advisable to stick to excersise than go take drugs that would surely have side effects or you go fake by using the bum bum pad.

Whoa.. Is ur butt that small?