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Twas as if life was on fast forward here.. People bashin odas here nd der, gals insultin nd duin shakara, guys always yabbin gals nd askin dem out ontop.. I jst taya, evry1 attacked Irunoboo.
Me was just confused till i found my way arnd

Leriebloom:
Me of all people.

Yeah, why nt?

lalasticlala:
Yes oo, I wanted to be sure, because i'm sure other nairalanders would have asked him of same

lala you've join them.. Issokay

Perversion is now the trending ish on Romanceland!

SassyVixen:
u sound cool can we be friends?

Thanks, sure!

Leriebloom:
Not too big.

You gats do MBGN wen u done

Leriebloom:
Its not only people with small butt that squat. I am on the average side.

Going on the big side..

sinaj:
ow many persons will knw his jux kidin


Av bin recievin all kinds of calls since tode from my frnds, they all asking if av returned from Lagos lol




Serzly it's quite embarasin


Those that are not close to me can easily fall for diz

This is real bad, at the beginning it seemed true, bt later on i knew he was bluffin

We know it aint true, jst bone am.

OP yur mata is strong.. Anyway, over to NL babes

Leriebloom:
Squatting works like magic. I do sixty daily, 30 in the morning, 30 in the evening, sometimes i go beyond 30, i do 35 40. Its advisable to stick to excersise than go take drugs that would surely have side effects or you go fake by using the bum bum pad.

Whoa.. Is ur butt that small?

cruzita:
big bum for this kind heat ?

lol, why not?

If i think bou the sizzlin sexs after marriage, mehn almost tempted to say ah Yes!.. Buh nah. Won't be mentally stable.

Maxi112:
u might be right.... but not all of them

Just like ur post might be right but nt 99.9percent of guys. Such fallacy

Maxi112:
1. Being too Authoritative:
Most guys as so authoritative.
The moment you accept their
proposal, they will begin to act
like a God over your life. Some
will go as far as sizing your
phone, buying you new sim
card and forcing you to break
the old one and start using the
new one they bought.
Such attitude pisses girls off
and may make her reconsider
other toasters proposals.



2. Asking for sex too early:
Many guys think that because
you've accepted their proposal
you've automatically become
their sex machine. They'll
start touching you everywhere
at every chance they get. If
you mistakenly visit them in
their house, you're on your
own. Guys should understand
that creating an atmosphere
that would make the girl
comfortable is the only way to
win her heart, not acting like a
he goat at every opportunity
you get.


3. Initiating sex chat all the
time: 99% of guys are guilty of
this. You exchange number
with them, they add you on
BBM or whatsapp, the next
thing you'll here is send me a
hot pic of yourself, snap your
boobs let me see how it looks
like, how does your waist look
like? what's your best
Position, do you suck dic*k?
and all that. Haba all girls are
not porn stars, and that
attitude would just tell the girl
that you're only interested in
her body.



4. The beggar: Its true that
some girls rely on guys for
almost every material thing in
her life, guys are also guilty of
the same. Some guys will beg
and beg and beg, no shame, I
have a coursemate like that,
her guy uses her phone to
make calls, comes to her
lodge to eat, collects her food
stuffs and worse of all is that
he isn't even faithful to the
girl. Guys like that are worse
than mosquitoes and can
make any girl feel irritated.


5. Abusiveness: Most guys act
as if they're professional
boxers, they'll slap, punch,
kick,and beat you to a pulp at
every slight misunderstanding
you have. In fact, if you visit
them for a week, you'll look
like someone that survived an
accident between your okada
and a dangote trailer. Guys
you people need to stop this
attitude. Any guy that lays his
hands on a girl regardless of
what she did doesn't deserve
the love and care of any
woman.


6. Unfaithfulness: Men are
polygamous in nature, but its
so irritating when you
introduce you guy to your
friends and in less than a
week he has slept with all of
them. He even goes as far as
asking your siblings, cousins
and female members of your
family out. Its so annoying.
You cannot even leave him for
5minutes alone with a female
without him misbehaving.
Most girls get turned off by
this attitude and begin to
consider other options.



7. Comparing you to their ex:
Believe me no girl loves this.
Most guys behave like kids,
they compare everything you
do with the way their ex used
to do it. From your cooking, to
your dressing, even the way
you talk. Please just allow the
girl express herself. Trying to
force a girl to become what
she's not will get her
frustrated and as a result she
could begin to look elsewhere.



8. Refusing to get matured:
We have many guys in their
early, mid and late 30s but
their characters are like that
of teenagers. You say hello to
a friend on the road, problem,
if you smile while saying hello,
they'll say both of you have
something in common if not
why did you smile, if you give
him a peck, that one is
another problem. If they take
you out, they'll expect you to
remain silent like a
monument,don't reply
greetings and don't talk to
anyone till you come back
home. Guys ladies have much to
offer if only we treat them right!

Funny enuf ladies keep falling nd running afta such guys

Queennikky:
Whatever.
He is not complaining

He won't tell u. Don't be shocked wen u get the shocker of ur life

prahcetomi:
pes 13

Nah, dnt think so. Pes had tha soundtrack too bt tws for either 11 or 12
C'mon i was a baller then!

prahcetomi:
Imosa,imosa........Ai se te pego

Haha from FIFA 12!!

Baba God oh emi na fe wa range oh!

prahcetomi:
Am only one call away, I'll be there to save that day,superman gat nothing on me...I'm only one call away.

Charlie puth - 1 call away

In the night she hears him calling. In the night she's dancing to relieve the pain, She'll never walk away (I don't think you understand) In the night when she comes crawling. Dollar bills and tears keep falling down her face She'll never walk away (I don't think you understand)

ellacute45:
Is it too late to say sorry cus am missing more than just your body

J. Bieber sorry

SeverusSnape:
You got the title 'Lucille', but the singer of that song is not Don Williams. It's Kenny Rogers.

You try sha

Oh yea, true! my lil mix up

SeverusSnape:
"I don't believe in superstars, organic food and foreign cars, I don't believe the price of gold, the certainty of growing old, that right is right and left is wrong, that North and south can get along, that East is East and west is West and being first is always best... "

Don W.. I believe in yo

SeverusSnape:
"In a bar in Toledo, across from the depot, on a bar stool she took off her ring, I thought I'd get closer....


You took the fine time to leave me Lucille, with four hungry children and crops in the field, I've had some bad time, lived through some sad times, but this time, your hurting won't heal"

Don williams lucille.. Dont even try me with Don W. Gat almost all his collectns on ma PC

Who said such kid can't be that aroused? No think am like that o! Even a baby gets aroused.. Check him wen he wakes in the mornin

SassyVixen:
you are welcome, 'older' man! You are even named after an extinct dinosaur

whoa, rexonauraus!
Lol u aint serious

vizkiz:
can't you just send her a pm already?

You gat a point bro.. Buh i dont see it

QueenValerie:
Stop derailin' guy.

lol ok. Your usual line

HateU2:
No be my fault o. I hardly check profiles o, I just reply and comot. Until u reply to mcfranklin, so I checked ur pix.

Oh i see. Read ur diary.. You for collect the 1k sha
lol

SassyVixen:
I guess you meant 'The Little Mermaid' with Sebastian the singing crab. And yes you are old so go marry

oh thanks! You're right! 'old' sassy lady

Puah:
lol.na....my bae lyk the femine side of me...

oh great..! You married? Or soon?
Cus you know these cartoons, u done old sha

Puah:
lol.na....my bae lyk the femine side of me...

oh great..! You married? Or soon?
Cus you know these cartoons, u done old sha