₦airaland Forum

naughtynaughty:
Misshatey awayu
Kingrex1 I see u ooo as u just fashyy me

Naughtynaughty fine babe, how you doing?

halfricanadian:
Go see him

Hey got a msg for u..
But I'll keep it, so u can move on.

halfricanadian:
I dont wanna see him

You don't have to.. Just me

halfricanadian:
Odaro bami ki won ni dream land

I wanna see that nigga that broke ur heart

Tot she was younger..
Whoa blessed with kids, even respect her hustle more

Where will the 200 million per month come from??

[quote author=Ebayray post=47826563][/quote]Was irked.. Some irritating things up dere.
There are better crazy ways to make sex awesome not those. Aarrghk

It's above all reasonable doubt you need serious help.

Beautifulghost:
[size=25pt]Just like Xena, I am a warrior princess, I am a tormentor, a terror, and I will terrorise everything that comes my way here on Nairaland, with me Nairaland will never remain the same again.

Mimzy, I have your test result showing you are HIV positive, I will come for you soon, watch out!

Don't forget, I am here to terrorise everything [/size]

TrapQueen77:
Yeah... Oh how I wish tat was juz a movie shooting then d director will shout "cut" ,ryt?

Tat incident was truly horrendous

Lolz, yh it woulda been far less disturbing..
Na God dey save person.

Vivipop:
UNN, My Alma Mater. My dream come true

Hail Varsity of Nigeria, my Alma mata!

TrapQueen77:
he drank the blood of tat woman, I mean literally? For real?

Mehn that struck me too

Is this a 2010 list? Neato c, lynxx, mode 9..

Damn anything alternative power source is cool investment..

And that's how many crave to be babymamas.. 2mao wizkid will get all the blame

IffaCatchYouEhn:
[size=14pt]Should I bring my CV

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Haha I feel ur huzle bro

Still don't get how this got to be on FP

Sahara reporters sha

Swanky my niccur.. Style always on point

Izyyblaze:
Sure thing , just make sure you know when I'm making it
Yeah...it has been a while. Hope you're good?

Come on .. OK gat my radar on ya.

Yeah I am, thanks.. And you?

..And he doesn't know the meaning of tacit compromise.

Hmm

This pentatonix guy.. So he's even Nigerian?

Whoa, Lalasticlala coman see

Izyyblaze:
It sure is. Would like to try this out someday.

You gon make for two ryt?
It's been a while..

CR77:
Ode 4 ur mind abi

No for my unconscious.. Pfft! Good riddance

naughtynaughty:
Awww cnt wait to have mine

My 6months old lil niece is something else.. She can watch cartoon ehn.. U want to work and don't want her to disturb u? Just play cartoon on ur phone and drop it wit her.. Inshort ull do all d housework and she wunt cry .. Immiediatly d cartoon stop playing she will scream so loud asif something bite her. Lol . Rush there and put anoda cartoon and she will stop crying immiediatly and b dragging ur fone from u. Lol
I alwas wonder Wat she's looking at in d cartoon cos her brain is too lil to undastnd wats even going on. She

We will play cartoon on tv.. Everyone will start sleeping except her.. Lmaooo

I love kids

Her own better o.. My nephew showed me pepper wen I went visiting. He takes only breast milk.. Imagine what happens when mumsy is out.

mimzy:
STOP DERAILING

oh my! Did I?

halfricanadian:
aplogise ke i will still do me

He told me as a wife he wudnt come to pick me

Bt he had excess time to pick gf

Nd he wanna apologies? Awe i will nt giv him face mehn i will treat his f*ck up d girl will always b my frnd invite her home wen he is around.

Will explain to d girl wo he just found me a new bestie

Lolz I laff in greek

mimzy:
Yea, low key things

*whispers* You kill person?
Lolz

Lol, she shoulda used calculus