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RomanceRe: I'm In Love With My Girlfriend, But The Bride Price Is Just Too Much by Kingso23: 7:22pm On Apr 16, 2013
fa fa fa faaaaa foul.......impossible even if doe i have money making machine in my house i aint gonna pay dy exorbitant nd outragous prize 4 wetin na......>: >: >:
FamilyRe: Wife Storms Church, Scatters Husband's Wedding To Another Lady (Pictures) by Kingso23: 6:51am On Apr 14, 2013
ItsModella: wow, I couldn't see the mistress' face properly because of her veil but now that I see it, I have to admit it, she is ugly as f*ck. Kai, how can somebody be this ugly?

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na human b dz huh huh shocked shocked shocked
FamilyRe: Wife Storms Church, Scatters Husband's Wedding To Another Lady (Pictures) by Kingso23: 6:49am On Apr 14, 2013
ItsModella: wow, I couldn't see the mistress' face properly because of her veil but now that I see it, I have to admit it, she is ugly as f*ck. Kai, how can somebody be this ugly?

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na human b dz shocked shocked shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 4:50pm On Apr 08, 2013
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]I doubt -- How come Li ma Chinese friend passed by and ur device began to beep? grin grin undecided[/color]
nt @ all itz becoz my device is equipt wt many functions nd 1 of it is to detect an alien nd report it, dtz y u heard it beeped @ d time ur chines friend came around undecided it mst hve mistaken him 4 an alien grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 11:16am On Apr 08, 2013
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Show u around?

Its not like its a Zoo! grin

-@Kingso, My man shey that Ipad na China? cheesy
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i dnt patronise china product, so my phone nd ipad were both made in england.....
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 8:45am On Apr 08, 2013
Don phemmzzy: who is the Boss herehuh Is there nobody to show me aroundhuh
does dz place luk lyk an apartment 2 u huh huh
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 6:48pm On Apr 07, 2013
***run back in for my ipad 4 i forgot to take it along when i left in anger*****saw d inresponsible brat @ it playing wt it, walks straight up to him nd angrily snatched it out of his hand angry 'this is'nt urz, go and get urz angry angry tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 7:55am On Apr 07, 2013
angrily stormed outa da bar.....*moderfucking drunk getting on my nerves, i better live nw b4 i send someone to the devel* angry angryangry
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 1:34pm On Apr 05, 2013
barman could u pls send 1 of ur bouncers over here with urgent alarity cos i have a situation here that i'll need em 2 take cre of angry angry angry
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 5:05pm On Mar 31, 2013
blidz2: @Ryda stop talking nonsense 4rm ur mouth hve yu seen him b4,is it because yu were opportuned 2 interact wiv him here on dis netwrk nw means yu talk 2 him in d@ manner...i just dnt knw why pple reason like animals @times
man dnt bother replying dt non entity silence they say is da best answer 4 foolz, so lyk me i dnt waste my time exchanging senseless tantrums wt senseless nonentity dtz y u see dt i kept muted..... I fink dt dude must be high on some weeds & 2 much liquore.....
RomanceRe: The Right Time For A Man To Rent An Apartment? by Kingso23: 8:36pm On Mar 28, 2013
obitee69: Wow dats too. Much...but iv received my fair share of insults...I also need a miniflat angry
try hrder nd u will find urself in dt place u wnt 2 be ......
RomanceRe: The Right Time For A Man To Rent An Apartment? by Kingso23: 4:34pm On Mar 28, 2013
.......u knw my dad ws always like *good for nothing big fool all of ur mate are out thre making money nd careeing for their mother nd siblings! Bt here u are always eating my food dt is surpose 2 be meant 4 ur junior ones nd contributing nothing jst 2 prove how useless u are! Go out there and see ur mates even boys far younger than u are doing big things nd making their parent proud bt it is nt so wt this big for nothing dumb useless fool sitting here, nd by d way when are you going 2 start livng on your own so we can also be coming 2 visit u? Is it when u strt growing white hair!...? I cn assure u dt i am going 2 chase u out of my house before dt time comes....... bla bla bla, a day will hardly elapse without me receivig one of this insults either from him or my mum man . I cn tell u it ws nt fun 4 me when i ws living wt them, itz like i've been condemd 2 hell already bt 2day i live in a well furnishe 1 bedroom flat all alone paying all my bills myself baba God noni! U are 3much
RomanceRe: The Right Time For A Man To Rent An Apartment? by Kingso23: 4:03pm On Mar 28, 2013
reading dz post remind me of myself, nw am 25 nd d 1st born living all alone by myself bt i left my family's house when i ws 20 nt becaus i ws ready bt the talk and insults pouring out of my parents mouths is just unbearable mst especially 4rom my dad, honestly speakin i prefer being spank 20-times over dn d insults constantly pouring out of my parents, so one day while my mum ws @ it i jst walked out of her presence into d street i only hve #12000 2 my name bt @ dt moment of anger i have decided i ws nt going 2 spnd even 1 mre day wt dm even if it means passing d night under peoples varandas or school class rooms so that ws how i left my family,s house and become a man of my owp up tll date ...........
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 10:27pm On Mar 26, 2013
@Ryda... And by d way wht mkes u think 's tha i'm poor......huh huh :- :- :-
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 10:26pm On Mar 26, 2013
undecidedAnd by d way wht mkes u think 's tha i'm poor......huh huh :- :- :-
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 10:16pm On Mar 26, 2013
Ryda: the above post was the number one reason "JaH" made yuh poor.
what do u meanhuh Xpanciate pls
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23:
barman abeg bring me a bottle henessy 2 wraps of weed and crocodile point n kill, pls mke it snappy..... cool cool cool
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 10:08pm On Mar 20, 2013
.......wllks into bar wt a big froun on ma face went straight 2 the seat of 2 dt i hve reserved @ d dimly lit corner of d bar, ws jst sitting down 2 my first bottle of henessy while waitng 4 my brand new gal who is on her way here 2 join me when i saw a guy angrily stormed into d bar & i overheard him shrilling 2 d bar man....

blidz2: bar man
imagine i caught kingso doin strong tin wiv ma babe,pls no vex if we turn ur bar in2 d arena because blood must flow....anyway giv me 1 bottle of alomo bitters or beta still ogidiga make i drink away ma sorrow;sadsadsad
luked @ the speaker nd i thought *who is dz dude? d face kind f luk familier bt i cnt remember ever metting him before so i say let me ask him* 'bross na me be kingso, who ar u nd which girl ar u talking about.....?
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 7:33pm On Mar 18, 2013
em waiter can u pls let me use ur so as to allart the local police cos my iphone ws in the car when they drove off wt it....
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 7:32pm On Mar 18, 2013
em waiter can u pls let me use ur so as to allart the local police cos my iphone ws in the car when they drove off wt it.... cryem waiter can u pls let me use ur so as to allart the local police cos my iphone ws in the car when they drove off wt it....
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23:
em waiter....
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 1:16pm On Mar 18, 2013
ran into bar sweating profusely *oluwa egbami ooooo! sme 1 pls help! My Range rover sport that cost me fortunes has just been snatch from me by some heavily armed men @ the parking lot right outside dz Godforsaken bar, whre do i go from here nw ooooooo!......*
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 3:49pm On Mar 17, 2013
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]U go on foot and stil needs someone to 'drive' u home?

See Level of Alcoholism grin
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[color=#0066ff]**Serves her order**

Really taught u've given up on drinks, but thank God am been proven wrong ~ The devil on horseback company needs ur Support, dont give up on em cheesy
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u think so? peep outside @ the parking lot then come back nd tell tell me who owns that black and yellow painted Range rover sport angry
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]U go on foot and stil needs someone to 'drive' u home?

See Level of Alcoholism grin
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[color=#0066ff]**Serves her order**

Really taught u've given up on drinks, but thank God am been proven wrong ~ The devil on horseback company needs ur Support, dont give up on em cheesy
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u think so? peep outside @ the parking lot then come back nd tell tell me who owns that black and yellow painted Range rover sport
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23:
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Kingso walks into a bar and orders three beers.

The bartender brings him the three beers, and he proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third, until they're gone.

He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one, and I'll bring you a fresh one as soon as you're low."

Kingso says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the Ireland. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night, we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three beers, too, and we're drinking together."

The bartender thinks it's a wonderful tradition, and every week he sets up the guy's three beers. Then one week, Kingso comes in and orders only two. He drinks them and then orders two more. The bartender says sadly, "Knowing your tradition, I'd just like to just say that I'm sorry you've lost a brother."

Kingso replies, "Oh, my brothers are fine -- I just quit drinking."
cheesy[/color]
cheesy
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Kingso walks into a bar and orders three beers.

The bartender brings him the three beers, and he proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third, until they're gone.

He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one, and I'll bring you a fresh one as soon as you're low."

Kingso says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the Ireland. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night, we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three beers, too, and we're drinking together."

The bartender thinks it's a wonderful tradition, and every week he sets up the guy's three beers. Then one week, Kingso comes in and orders only two. He drinks them and then orders two more. The bartender says sadly, "Knowing your tradition, I'd just like to just say that I'm sorry you've lost a brother."

Kingso replies, "Oh, my brothers are fine -- I just quit drinking."
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lol em barman one more bottle of henessy nd two mre of amarulla pls and one mre thing pls i'll need smeone to drive me home afterward..... embarassed.
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23:
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Thats his 3 bags now and i think he's drunk[/color]
shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 4:41pm On Mar 12, 2013
stroll into bar nd picked d high stool in front of d canter *ehem bar man cn i hve a bottle of Amarula and a plate of frid meat pls* looks around d rum and sighted a guy drinking sachet water ' hei bar man is dt guy ovr there ok'....
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 4:25pm On Mar 11, 2013
after sorting out d bar man and dn tipped him $200, i exited bar swinging wt my bottle of henessey @ hand.......,
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 7:01pm On Mar 10, 2013
are u serious tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 6:56pm On Mar 10, 2013
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El Guapo: ^^ [color=#0066ff]U Dey Mind am - He thought we're having All Mushin Tricycle Owners Monthly Conference Here grin

Uhm, Kingso did u Jxt say u're feeling hot in this AC powered Bar? shocked - T.B Joshua is located in Ikotun, seriously ur case is frm the Village tongue grin
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El Guapo: ^^ [color=#0066ff]U Dey Mind am - He thought we're having All Mushin Tricycle Owners Monthly Conference Here grin

Uhm, Kingso did u Jxt say u're feeling hot in this AC powered Bar? shocked - T.B Joshua is located in Ikotun, seriously ur case is frm the Village tongue grin
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El Guapo: ^^ [color=#0066ff]U Dey Mind am - He thought we're having All Mushin Tricycle Owners Monthly Conference Here grin

Uhm, Kingso did u Jxt say u're feeling hot in this AC powered Bar? shocked - T.B Joshua is located in Ikotun, seriously ur case is frm the Village tongue grin
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Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 2:15pm On Mar 09, 2013
Gosh, this bar is hotter than hell fire *hei waiter could u pls swtch on d AC cos i'm almost being cooked alife here* lose up my tie a little and siped a little of my wine......
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 10:19pm On Mar 08, 2013
...... Looking around for a place 2 perch saw a fine preety chick by d coner sitting all allone by herself sipping wht looks like a glass of juice turns bk 2 d bar man 'can i pls have a bottle of henessy and ice pls' turns around and walkd up 2 d lady '' hi , may i pls join ur table'' she gestured 2wrd d vacant chair opposite hers wt her glass of juice 'thank u' i said took off my coat and hang it @ d bk of my chair and took my seat turn to the waiter 'pls hury up wt my order' turns 2 girl u may have whatever u want d bill is of no consiquence at d least.........
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 2:20pm On Mar 08, 2013
Driving by on my way back from my gf's place after we had quarrel sighted a bar wt a NEON light drove my 2013 MDRN computrised RANGE-ROVER SPORT into the vip parking space, wearyly look aroun d area for security men but couldnt find non so i orderd d head lamp off and activate the security system, picked up my heavy wallet steps out fron d jeep and into d bar...........

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