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fa fa fa faaaaa foul.......impossible even if doe i have money making machine in my house i aint gonna pay dy exorbitant nd outragous prize 4 wetin na......>: >: >: |
ItsModella: wow, I couldn't see the mistress' face properly because of her veil but now that I see it, I have to admit it, she is ugly as f*ck. Kai, how can somebody be this ugly?na human b dz |
ItsModella: wow, I couldn't see the mistress' face properly because of her veil but now that I see it, I have to admit it, she is ugly as f*ck. Kai, how can somebody be this ugly?na human b dz |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]I doubt -- How come Li ma Chinese friend passed by and ur device began to beep?nt @ all itz becoz my device is equipt wt many functions nd 1 of it is to detect an alien nd report it, dtz y u heard it beeped @ d time ur chines friend came around it mst hve mistaken him 4 an alien ![]() |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Show u around?i dnt patronise china product, so my phone nd ipad were both made in england..... |
Don phemmzzy: who is the Boss heredoes dz place luk lyk an apartment 2 u ![]() |
***run back in for my ipad 4 i forgot to take it along when i left in anger*****saw d inresponsible brat @ it playing wt it, walks straight up to him nd angrily snatched it out of his hand 'this is'nt urz, go and get urz ![]() |
angrily stormed outa da bar.....*moderfucking drunk getting on my nerves, i better live nw b4 i send someone to the devel* ![]() ![]() |
barman could u pls send 1 of ur bouncers over here with urgent alarity cos i have a situation here that i'll need em 2 take cre of ![]() |
blidz2: @Ryda stop talking nonsense 4rm ur mouth hve yu seen him b4,is it because yu were opportuned 2 interact wiv him here on dis netwrk nw means yu talk 2 him in d@ manner...i just dnt knw why pple reason like animals @timesman dnt bother replying dt non entity silence they say is da best answer 4 foolz, so lyk me i dnt waste my time exchanging senseless tantrums wt senseless nonentity dtz y u see dt i kept muted..... I fink dt dude must be high on some weeds & 2 much liquore..... |
obitee69: Wow dats too. Much...but iv received my fair share of insults...I also need a miniflattry hrder nd u will find urself in dt place u wnt 2 be ...... |
.......u knw my dad ws always like *good for nothing big fool all of ur mate are out thre making money nd careeing for their mother nd siblings! Bt here u are always eating my food dt is surpose 2 be meant 4 ur junior ones nd contributing nothing jst 2 prove how useless u are! Go out there and see ur mates even boys far younger than u are doing big things nd making their parent proud bt it is nt so wt this big for nothing dumb useless fool sitting here, nd by d way when are you going 2 start livng on your own so we can also be coming 2 visit u? Is it when u strt growing white hair!...? I cn assure u dt i am going 2 chase u out of my house before dt time comes....... bla bla bla, a day will hardly elapse without me receivig one of this insults either from him or my mum man . I cn tell u it ws nt fun 4 me when i ws living wt them, itz like i've been condemd 2 hell already bt 2day i live in a well furnishe 1 bedroom flat all alone paying all my bills myself baba God noni! U are 3much |
reading dz post remind me of myself, nw am 25 nd d 1st born living all alone by myself bt i left my family's house when i ws 20 nt becaus i ws ready bt the talk and insults pouring out of my parents mouths is just unbearable mst especially 4rom my dad, honestly speakin i prefer being spank 20-times over dn d insults constantly pouring out of my parents, so one day while my mum ws @ it i jst walked out of her presence into d street i only hve #12000 2 my name bt @ dt moment of anger i have decided i ws nt going 2 spnd even 1 mre day wt dm even if it means passing d night under peoples varandas or school class rooms so that ws how i left my family,s house and become a man of my owp up tll date ........... |
@Ryda... And by d way wht mkes u think 's tha i'm poor...... :- :- :- |
And by d way wht mkes u think 's tha i'm poor...... :- :- :- |
Ryda: the above post was the number one reason "JaH" made yuh poor.what do u mean Xpanciate pls |
barman abeg bring me a bottle henessy 2 wraps of weed and crocodile point n kill, pls mke it snappy..... ![]() |
.......wllks into bar wt a big froun on ma face went straight 2 the seat of 2 dt i hve reserved @ d dimly lit corner of d bar, ws jst sitting down 2 my first bottle of henessy while waitng 4 my brand new gal who is on her way here 2 join me when i saw a guy angrily stormed into d bar & i overheard him shrilling 2 d bar man.... blidz2: bar manluked @ the speaker nd i thought *who is dz dude? d face kind f luk familier bt i cnt remember ever metting him before so i say let me ask him* 'bross na me be kingso, who ar u nd which girl ar u talking about.....? |
em waiter can u pls let me use ur so as to allart the local police cos my iphone ws in the car when they drove off wt it.... |
em waiter can u pls let me use ur so as to allart the local police cos my iphone ws in the car when they drove off wt it.... |
em waiter.... |
ran into bar sweating profusely *oluwa egbami ooooo! sme 1 pls help! My Range rover sport that cost me fortunes has just been snatch from me by some heavily armed men @ the parking lot right outside dz Godforsaken bar, whre do i go from here nw ooooooo!......* |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]U go on foot and stil needs someone to 'drive' u home?u think so? peep outside @ the parking lot then come back nd tell tell me who owns that black and yellow painted Range rover sport ![]() El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]U go on foot and stil needs someone to 'drive' u home?u think so? peep outside @ the parking lot then come back nd tell tell me who owns that black and yellow painted Range rover sport |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Kingso walks into a bar and orders three beers. ![]() El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Kingso walks into a bar and orders three beers.lol em barman one more bottle of henessy nd two mre of amarulla pls and one mre thing pls i'll need smeone to drive me home afterward..... . |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Thats his 3 bags now and i think he's drunk[/color] |
stroll into bar nd picked d high stool in front of d canter *ehem bar man cn i hve a bottle of Amarula and a plate of frid meat pls* looks around d rum and sighted a guy drinking sachet water ' hei bar man is dt guy ovr there ok'.... |
after sorting out d bar man and dn tipped him $200, i exited bar swinging wt my bottle of henessey @ hand......., |
are u serious ![]() |
[/color] ![]() El Guapo: ^^ [color=#0066ff]U Dey Mind am - He thought we're having All Mushin Tricycle Owners Monthly Conference Here[color=] El Guapo: ^^ [color=#0066ff]U Dey Mind am - He thought we're having All Mushin Tricycle Owners Monthly Conference Here[/color] El Guapo: ^^ [color=#0066ff]U Dey Mind am - He thought we're having All Mushin Tricycle Owners Monthly Conference Here |
Gosh, this bar is hotter than hell fire *hei waiter could u pls swtch on d AC cos i'm almost being cooked alife here* lose up my tie a little and siped a little of my wine...... |
...... Looking around for a place 2 perch saw a fine preety chick by d coner sitting all allone by herself sipping wht looks like a glass of juice turns bk 2 d bar man 'can i pls have a bottle of henessy and ice pls' turns around and walkd up 2 d lady '' hi , may i pls join ur table'' she gestured 2wrd d vacant chair opposite hers wt her glass of juice 'thank u' i said took off my coat and hang it @ d bk of my chair and took my seat turn to the waiter 'pls hury up wt my order' turns 2 girl u may have whatever u want d bill is of no consiquence at d least......... |
Driving by on my way back from my gf's place after we had quarrel sighted a bar wt a NEON light drove my 2013 MDRN computrised RANGE-ROVER SPORT into the vip parking space, wearyly look aroun d area for security men but couldnt find non so i orderd d head lamp off and activate the security system, picked up my heavy wallet steps out fron d jeep and into d bar........... |
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'this is'nt urz, go and get urz 

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