**Serves him his Treats**

Oga u never pay me for the Dry meat u chop yesterday o

i_am_saheed: @El; am good bruv...really had a great day...wah bout you?...n whos this nigger that does not know the diff btwn computer village n d-pub?

Am doing fine -- Let the Guy make his Business moves at least its worth, considering the fact that only Fumigators and Coffin sellers visited here under Jackpot realm

Kingso23: stroll into bar nd picked d high stool in front of d canter *ehem bar man cn i hve a bottle of Amarula and a plate of frid meat pls* looks around d rum and sighted a guy drinking sachet water ' hei bar man is dt guy ovr there ok'....

El Guapo:

Thats his 3 bags now and i think he's drunk

Larryfly: el guapo...i am a trained cow butcherer...walai i started killin cow at d age of seven from kaduna...den i was transpad to borno..i kill cow soooteeee..some ppl wey say dia name na boko ha ram say mk i cum join dem buh me no dy kill am por ram na only cow ah dey kill...i don dey kill cow now por 20yrs walai...jus gimme d job...if cow see u por market dem go run

Hmmmm **Looks at him Closely**

You sound Determined and i love the energy in ya Speech.

You've got the Job!

Lemme see u here tomorrow with ur tools -- U'd start off with this stubborn Cow below, he's refused to be killed for like 2years now

alhasanalhusein: New here. Just wanna have fun.

*drives into the vip garage with a brand new hummer jeep. Looking around, I can see from left and right staring peeps. Hmmm*

*Enters beer parlour. Sat down with a hot smoking old woman*

*calls on to El Guapo* Oga, give me peper soup with cow head, and cat fish. *El Guapo going to, calls him back*
Please add HI-malt and spirit too.

*El Guapo surprised but continued to carry out the erand*

Yeah really surprised that despite riding around in a Hummer, all u could demand is a N485 meal

TopSpot: *roaming around the park with a limousine, #no space#. Turns the car around, drive back as far as 300 miles, stops and packed in a nearby motor pack. Gives gateman $500. "Please don't take ur eyes off this limo" calls the next okada rider and head back to the bar*

*enters with an angry look on his face and calls on to bartender* "What do you have on ur menu?" Bartender looks baffled! "Okay call me ur manager!!!"

*sits comfortably, waiting for the manager*

Am the Bartender and the manager as well, Duet in One!

I care so much about my business that i could as well be the gateman to ensure Clarity -- The Ibo man Way

El Guapo:

Am the Bartender and the manager as well, Duet in One!

I care so much about my business that i could as well be the gateman to ensure Clarity -- The Ibo man Way

El Guapo:

Am the Bartender and the manager as well, Duet in One!

I care so much about my business that i could as well be the gateman to ensure Clarity -- The Ibo man Way

tanimz: Edakun, how can I read my PM? I have a notification at the top of my screen and the link there is the "Dismiss" one.

tanimz: Edakun, how can I read my PM? I have a notification at the top of my screen and the link there is the "Dismiss" one.

Baby mi - Where have u been? Check ya mailbox, it could be a warning about a potential Ban

TopSpot:

*stood up, shakes the bartender and motion him to move closer* "meet me at the Sans Royal Hotel tomorrow, may be I can help you grow your business" *looks around, and then speaks quietly to manager* "please just serve me with something eatable cause I'm not that familiar with all the labels around here. Anything #$200# will do.

*hands him #$1,200#. Motions him to keep the change* "who's that chick over there? I guess she is one of your attendance right? I want her to serve me, Thanks"

*phone rings, picks phone up and begins a convo*

The Chick? She's Tanimz, ma wife - And i'd be running this Place with her, shey i tell u say na Family business

larride: Bartender, do you have cow leg and rabbit shoe

Rabbit Shoe? **Serves him the Cow Leg Recipe and Looks at him closely**

U must be an Afghanistan?

El Guapo: Kingso walks into a bar and orders three beers.

The bartender brings him the three beers, and he proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third, until they're gone.

He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one, and I'll bring you a fresh one as soon as you're low."

Kingso says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the Ireland. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night, we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three beers, too, and we're drinking together."

The bartender thinks it's a wonderful tradition, and every week he sets up the guy's three beers. Then one week, Kingso comes in and orders only two. He drinks them and then orders two more. The bartender says sadly, "Knowing your tradition, I'd just like to just say that I'm sorry you've lost a brother."

Kingso replies, "Oh, my brothers are fine -- I just quit drinking."

El Guapo: Kingso walks into a bar and orders three beers.

The bartender brings him the three beers, and he proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third, until they're gone.

He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one, and I'll bring you a fresh one as soon as you're low."

Kingso says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the Ireland. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night, we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three beers, too, and we're drinking together."

The bartender thinks it's a wonderful tradition, and every week he sets up the guy's three beers. Then one week, Kingso comes in and orders only two. He drinks them and then orders two more. The bartender says sadly, "Knowing your tradition, I'd just like to just say that I'm sorry you've lost a brother."

Kingso replies, "Oh, my brothers are fine -- I just quit drinking."

El Guapo:

Thats his 3 bags now and i think he's drunk

Kingso23: :Dlol em barman one more bottle of henessy nd two mre of amarulla pls and one mre thing pls i'll need smeone to drive me home afterward..... .

U go on foot and stil needs someone to 'drive' u home?

See Level of Alcoholism

Efemena_xy: My usual pls...

A devil on horseback and a shot of bloody Mary...

**Serves her order**

Really taught u've given up on drinks, but thank God am been proven wrong ~ The devil on horseback company needs ur Support, dont give up on em

Ryda:

O.M.G he is high on sachet water buahahahahakikik

#ßarkman oya nack the guy one ACE of SPADE.

*bills on me.

Lol...Um, Oga dont u think u'd have to be succint at the mentioning of exotic drinks names?

I almost nack the guy an Axe and Spade, all at ur Order and i'd stil give u the bill

El Guapo:

**Serves her order**

Really taught u've given up on drinks, but thank God am been proven wrong ~ The devil on horseback company needs ur Support, dont give up on em

El Guapo:

Lol...Um, Oga dont u think u'd have to be succint at the mentioning of exotic drinks names?

I almost nack the guy an Axe and Spade, all at ur Order and i'd stil give u the bill

El Guapo:

U go on foot and stil needs someone to 'drive' u home?

See Level of Alcoholism



**Serves her order**

Really taught u've given up on drinks, but thank God am been proven wrong ~ The devil on horseback company needs ur Support, dont give up on em

El Guapo:

U go on foot and stil needs someone to 'drive' u home?

See Level of Alcoholism



**Serves her order**

Really taught u've given up on drinks, but thank God am been proven wrong ~ The devil on horseback company needs ur Support, dont give up on em

El Guapo:

The Chick? She's Tanimz, ma wife - And i'd be running this Place with her, shey i tell u say na Family business

Ryda:


Are u a learner?

Go check your ymail inbox..

El Guapo:

Baby mi - Where have u been? Check ya mailbox, it could be a warning about a potential Ban



The Chick? She's Tanimz, ma wife - And i'd be running this Place with her, shey i tell u say na Family business



Rabbit Shoe? **Serves him the Cow Leg Recipe and Looks at him closely**

U must be an Afghanistan?

[sub]PS, we are not married o. I assume you still have those unrealistic dreams of yours. You no go wan fall your hand in the future.