Tz See as u take dey fall ma hand - We've stil got like 3 months left for our Union to expire, why make a 'charge n bail' lawyer moves here?

Efemena_xy:

Na so naw.

What can I say, apart from moi is 'hooked' on that stuff...

You alone understands too well what patriotism is - Eva imagined if u channelled this ya unquestionable dedication to Watching Skysports, would i ever buy dailies again with u by my side?

Kingso23: ran into bar sweating profusely *oluwa egbami ooooo! sme 1 pls help! My Range rover sport that cost me fortunes has just been snatch from me by some heavily armed men @ the parking lot right outside dz Godforsaken bar, whre do i go from here nw ooooooo!......*

Ah Oga mi, where do u go from here ni? To ur House na-And na by foot

TopSpot: *Looks frightened. Thinking about his beloved vehicle* Bartender, is this what ya face here? Hope I'm safe in your bar sha?!!!

Ah! Brother u are Safe Jare - Dont mind that Kingso who sold his Car, with plans to visit Baba Ijebu this Weekend!

jackpot: [b]Welcome to the Rendezvous Joker's Bar Joint. Here, the time is always 17:59 anytime of the day. Call it a Beer parlour or a Pepper Soup parlour, you're still on point. After a torrid day at the office, just hop in & order for bottle(s) of any drink of your choice. Here's the perfect place for STOUTing, RAFFIA-WINEing, LIQUORing and SUYAing.
Cigarettes and pipes straight from Cuba are also on the menu. African & Continental dishes are available too: Pig meat pork, beaf steak & kidney pie, roasted chicken, toasted lizard chips, gala&LaCasera,dog barbecue 404, amala & ewedu, akpu & ofe nsala, egusi, goat head and wings, fried beans, shrimps, baked snails, etc. . .So, let's keep the train rolling.

Giving most honour to those who deserve
them:

Bar Tender
Jackpot

Bar Patronizers
bright007
lalaosky
El Guapo
mikuz
Element G
skales
shakara4u
neyshed
eldav
jokingmary
bin gbagbo
larride
daniluv
Phate 07

Bar Matronizers
vicky
PretiEbony
Natasha,,
Efemena_xy
booqee
chi-baby
tanimz
yinkalink
Idowu
Sophizzy


New customers are welcomed.

Meet up with the last official offtopic threads here~
All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (Season I)
Badosky!!! Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V)
JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~

Fellow Bar mates, at the count of 3, I declare
this bar open.
1!
2!!
3!!!

BAR OPENED!!![/b]

blidz2: wait a min one thing is missing in d menu...."point nd kill"

Yeah Oga, as at when that Menu was pasted, the then owner of this bar Jackpot, never had an idea what a Point n Kill Is.

I Suggested the treat to him but he kept thinking it was something different, he actually taught it was carrying a gun and around, pointing and killing People - He Slapped me at the Idea.

At the Moment, we'v got the Mouthwatering Point n Kill In Lizards, Snails, Snakes, Buffallos, Hippopotamus, Whales, Elephant and all those Big animals that needs to be pointed and Killed.

jackpot: [b]Welcome to the Rendezvous Joker's Bar Joint. Here, the time is always 17:59 anytime of the day. Call it a Beer parlour or a Pepper Soup parlour, you're still on point. After a torrid day at the office, just hop in & order for bottle(s) of any drink of your choice. Here's the perfect place for STOUTing, RAFFIA-WINEing, LIQUORing and SUYAing.
Cigarettes and pipes straight from Cuba are also on the menu. African & Continental dishes are available too: Pig meat pork, beaf steak & kidney pie, roasted chicken, toasted lizard chips, gala&LaCasera,dog barbecue 404, amala & ewedu, akpu & ofe nsala, egusi, goat head and wings, fried beans, shrimps, baked snails, etc. . .So, let's keep the train rolling.

Giving most honour to those who deserve
them:

Bar Tender
Jackpot

Bar Patronizers
bright007
lalaosky
El Guapo
mikuz
Element G
skales
shakara4u
neyshed
eldav
jokingmary
bin gbagbo
larride
daniluv
Phate 07

Bar Matronizers
vicky
PretiEbony
Natasha,,
Efemena_xy
booqee
chi-baby
tanimz
yinkalink
Idowu
Sophizzy


New customers are welcomed.

Meet up with the last official offtopic threads here~
All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (Season I)
Badosky!!! Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V)
JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~

Fellow Bar mates, at the count of 3, I declare
this bar open.
1!
2!!
3!!!

BAR OPENED!!![/b]

Efemena_xy:

Am missing the Old U

blidz2:



bar tender pls give me a bottle of star nd give evrybody here a bottle of star,cos wen i drink star,evrybdy shld drink star...

Waiter give me a plate of pepper soup nd giv evrybdy a plate of pepper soup cos wen i take pepper soup evrybdy shld also take pepper soup

bar tender oya giv me my bills nd also give evrybdy their bills cos wen i pay my bills,evrybdy shld pay their bills...

Lol -- You be ma Person

El Guapo:

Lol -- You be ma Person

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El Guapo:

Ah! Brother u are Safe Jare - Dont mind that Kingso who sold his Car, with plans to visit Baba Ijebu this Weekend!

TopSpot:

You miss road ni abi na road miss u?

TopSpot:

*faking a smile* Oya serve me on time. I have to get back home quickly.

**Serves him a Chilled Scottish Palmwine**

TopSpot: *Drains the palm wine jug at once. Runs outside forgetting to pay. Turns back after reaching afar* Ah!!! I have not paid

You've got to be playing with Fate

blidz2:



bar tender pls give me a bottle of star nd give evrybody here a bottle of star,cos wen i drink star,evrybdy shld drink star...

Waiter give me a plate of pepper soup nd giv evrybdy a plate of pepper soup cos wen i take pepper soup evrybdy shld also take pepper soup

bar tender oya giv me my bills nd also give evrybdy their bills cos wen i pay my bills,evrybdy shld pay their bills...

TopSpot: *Drains the palm wine jug at once. Runs outside forgetting to pay. Turns back after reaching afar* Ah!!! I have not paid

El Guapo:

**Serves him a Chilled Scottish Palmwine**

blidz2:

bar man
imagine i caught kingso doin strong tin wiv ma babe,pls no vex if we turn ur bar in2 d arena because blood must flow....anyway giv me 1 bottle of alomo bitters or beta still ogidiga make i drink away ma sorrow;

oyeezee:
you r always forgetin to pay for your drink! dont gv us dat crap of remembrin u ddnt pay jaree,as u run outside na in security man run follow u cos we don dey notice u tey tey.now pay for d one of last week nd d one u bought for dat girl u came wif b4 we begin talk today own.

El Guapo:
You've got to be playing with Fate