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What's this nonsense I'm seeing about some misguided youths castigating the judiciary for handing out death Penalties to Kidnappers in Edo? No be everything we suppose dey cry about o, those baskats will not have mercy on you when you are their victim o hmmmm. Talmbout 'Boko Haram were given amnesty after killing hundreds'

It truly has

BlueRayDick:


" Nigeria has gone to the dogs" Lmao....

What GloriousGbola said holds weight (pun intented) the Police profile people based on appearance at least during the day, at night everybody's fair game

I had an Uncle, one who lived most of his life abroad and has been used to 'calling the cops' some boys stole his laptop and were eventually aprehended by a mob and his laptop was given back to him, instead of Baba to find boys something and call it a day seeing as they had already given the thief a proper 'Abeokuta beating', he went and reported to the police who turned him into their ATM and eventually wanted to charge him for 'assaulting' the boy who stole, after every every he settled DPO with about 500k and cried back home saying 'Nigeria has gone to the dogs' .

BlueRayDick:
Sometimes I feel Nigerian police officers are trained to treat every average Nigerian civilian as a criminal first, until such civilian proves he's not .

You can see they've already concluded you are criminal at the first contact they have with you. Na you go come prove say you no be criminal; You still fit prove make dem still hol you. That's why I dey look elder wey dey cap careless about "Only Criminals fear police"

Maybe o but walahi this is how NTA should be

iamoyindamola:
Abi corper wan use them elevate

The Police haven't done anything to sanitise their image, Tunji Disu is a good man but one drop of water cannot cleanse an oil spillage. People will continue to celebrate their misfortunes until the end of time, maybe hundreds of years from now when we are all dead there might be a glimmer of change. Almost every Nigerian has a terrible Police story to share and it's saddening

E be like say dem don get Corper wey pity them

iamoyindamola:
NTA dan they clear oo
Let's forget what baba is saying first

Nigeria 💔💔💔 pic.twitter.com/FJp7LqkP13

— KING OF ALL SPORTS (@Emmanuel_Tips) September 29, 2026

E too sure

PDPGuy:
See better scope 😂😁

Na the same thing I go tell my people if they see my picture 😁

Ibime and the rest of you guys have really inspired me, I fixed my bike, do walks on Mondays, Jog on Wednesdays and cycle on Fridays and the results are amazing, less people dey beg me for money now everybody feel say Tinubu hand dey meet me and e sweet me die

PDPGuy:
Speaking of physical fitness, I’ve now walked/jogged 633 miles (1,018.6 km) this year.
Then, since January last year, I’ve now jogged 1,283 miles (2,064.7 km).

I’m hoping to hit 700 miles, for the year, by December sha

Maybe for the older ones, at least when misinformation is spread that they're folding up and running with people's money, there'll be less panic

Ihebu4chelsea:
Is it even necessary? They have created something huge already.

I think Opay are trying to take that bold step of being physically present

Amigoos1:
I swear if these guys go big and start opening proper physical branches, most people will completely run from traditional banks.

450 a litre then, that figure feels like paradise now

BlueRayDick:
Once upon a time .....Just 3 years go

So you're saying...??

Theflint1:
Compared to the old anthem, the new national anthem actually has more lyrical depth.

19 year old mugu dey use AI live fake life online, it got to his head he started making defamatory remarks against Billionaires watery beans loading

raumdeuter:
Elumelu don hold another banger boy

Sir please we know the pain we have caused you and your family 🥹🥹🙏
We are sorry @TonyOElumelu
Please have mercy on our brother 🙏🙏🙏 pic.twitter.com/RNewp7BJnY

— Deriko (@deriuku_) September 26, 2026

Na to beg o my brother, nothing more

TemporaryHansel:
The bolded is so funny.

Nigerian military too useless. All of them are the same, if the higher ups are not in on the culture, they would've stopped behaving like this.

I remember getting in problem with one commissioned officer, it wasn't a problem if we go by definition of the word, but this is Nigeria.

The man insisted I must beg him, me I refused, I stood my ground that I didn't do what he was trying to pin on me.

At a point he said I was feeling too big to beg because he's smaller than me or what, it felt like he was trying to prove a point in embarrassing me, by making me say the word"sorry", it was beginning to seem like inferiority complex to me, like play like play, hours wan dey pass and him & him boys no allow me move, I had to swallow my pride and beg him despite knowing I did no wrong, because las las na naija we dey.

I'm telling you

Emaprince:
Oustude Naija, they will become humble and law abiding. Once they are here, the spirit of oppression takes over. This includes mostly our politicians.

Burna Boy sing Monsters You Made, criticise Government finish...

As he tear 9bn Bugatti, today his convoy is blocking the road so people don't pass until he's done at the restaurant where he's eating I too like Nigerians as they can never lie to me or prove me wrong

“They blocked the road because of Burnaboy, nobody is moving until he leaves the restaurant. The road has been blocked for about 2-5 minutes. Nobody moves until Burna passes” pic.twitter.com/VNzKMRJzhW

— Oyindamola🙄 (@dammiedammie35) September 21, 2026

rabazamba:
This one is true my oga, and it should be condemned even me sef I have seen it happen, a particular commander staunch Muslim and misogynistic was angry at the way the Nepa lady spoke to his boys while delivering the bill, apparently others try to be diplomatic and tell them that they should please pay so the office can run, while the girl flat out told them she will cut their light, before we knew we just heard gbum! They descended on the crew and detained everybody in Guardroom, only that she was spared the beating

That was how I went and involved myself in one medical supply contract to Navy Hospital, after the first payment we all used our money to tidy up some loose ends, we were first denied entry into the base and the BABO (Base Accounting and Budgetary Officer) blocked our lines but later picked and explained to us that one Capt. Iyke is the one who handles contracts for the CNS and he's like a demigod who everyone is scared of, he too is not picking calls. We now took our case to the Headquarters Eastern Navy Command, the Admiral summoned the BaBo who was a Commander to come to his office, when the BABO arrived and saw us he just snapped his fingers, after the Admiral advised us and told us not to worry. The BaBo now smiled and said we should just drive behind him to the Base and collect some money, let's just go with him so he can see what he can do, My mama no raise fool sha I tell my people say make we no go but they declined, anyway they drove behind him while me I went my way and wetin Navy use their eye see ehn my case come turn Airmark and Ganduje, the CNS retired, Ikechukwu became an Admiral and also retired, BaBo sef now na Commodore going on Admiral

Na you don talk my mind, baba no wan go misyarn like Bubu wey go dey mention President Merkel of West Germany or Paul Biya wey wan use mess kill people wey siddon beside am

TrebleChamp:
You see now, he has visited the US as President. Reason why i said it cannot be for fear of being arrested cos that is not possible. Abi he is avoiding Unga so as not to give a speech, be like Baba no wan fall our hand ..

Afrodoc with decades of professional medical experience in Nigeria, the Caribbean and Australia was called a Native Doctor so nothing suppose shock you again

monerozi5590:
Some guys are really funny. Calling someone like Soludo olodo professor and all that!

Someone who graduated with first class in Economics! Former CBN governor and all!

He is a fool, this could've easily been avoided, a cat who thinks himself a tiger will eventually get trampled by a deer. It's not even as if he was doing well enough to even be that arrogant. He should also go and beg Obasa

GloriousGbola:
https://www.nairaland.com/8747477/desmond-elliot-kneels-down-begs

Damn.

Them really mean this man

Public humiliation on social media

You don forget when the werey say e wan sack all Generals employ people from the streets put for Army?

Roland17:
Sowore exposing his obvious ignorance when it comes to experience in governance. This is another example of why I never take his candidacy seriously.

https://www.nairaland.com/8747121/ill-introduce-500k-minimum-wage

Na Chelsea fan no mind Raum, he stated it himself that he's a true Shekpite and is not happy whenever they lose.

reccy:
So Tinunbu is a man U fan?






Such a poor soul

There jor!

CAPdan21:
What of Iranian?..

Congratulations Chief, this is great news

Unlimited22:
Ladies and gentlemen, although some of us already know, I say make I use this opportunity tell this honourable house say I have joined the League of wicked abroadians. I want to thank everyone(and there’s quite a few of us) who have contributed to this journey, by way of advice, finances, encouragement and support etc. May God bless each and every one of us, and may God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria(if it is necessary)

He should keep one in each continent

raumdeuter:
I be Doctor? Imagine make Kingtom get just one

But that is exactly what I expected from them sha

goslowgoslow:
Absolutely 💯 I am not Obi supporter but whoever did that was wrong.
Unfortunately read Obi supporters comment they are never satisfied, very horrible set of people. Despite Keyamo condemning the act they are still insulting him, I don't know what else they want.

My Messiah ke? My Messiah is Jesus, I am Catholic just like REV. FR. Alia and Peter Obi

Imalwayshorny:
If they kill your Messiah called Peter obi nothing will happen he should ask for permission before entering any state in Nigeria

Commendable from Festus, all we are asking for is maturity when playing Politics. That attack on PO was irresponsible and adds to the nasty image the country already has, and all fingers 👉 are pointing at one direction

Very lazy defense

Kimbeast:
Then stay at home and don't vote. This is actually a lazy defense for people selling their votes.

afrodoc2:
Alfa tell you say him wan counsel your fresh imported wife and you sef gree.

Guy man must chop and mugu must fall

dem sell am game, him now wan come tell us

afrodoc2:
E be like say Gumi don achieve this one wife.

https://www.nairaland.com/8742649/gumi-took-moroccan-wife-nasiru