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nairalanda1:
That's because many people think ASUU is only striking for their salaries

Let me say this, if they pay a primary school teacher five million a month and his classroom is still dilapidated, that one won't be teaching for a long time

When Egbere paid them in 2011 after their strike, the classrooms were still dilapidated but the lecturers turned up with brand new rides and flashy clothes/shoes so miss me with that bullshiiiii

TemporaryHansel:
What is the religion of the people that abducted them?

Na Isese worshippers

Tochex101:
The taste of the pudding is in the eating, he hasn't done well with his portfolio.
Everyone knows this.........things are really bad.

Power has actually improved in my environment over the course of 2 years, infact from September till now we've been on 18 to 20 hours daily. I don't know which of the Bus to give credit to, Bala or Adela

iamoyindamola:
B2B L for kwam1

https://www.nairaland.com/8586026/kwam1-loses-bid-block-awujale

Werey wan rule us, imagine that controversial fellow as Awujale?

DissTroy:
People who understand Dave Chappelle need to be historically aware in a gazillion ways, pick up cues, understand sarcasm, the ability to weave multiple talking points to land punchlines, and a thousand other literary terms.

If you want a jëstër, try Kevin Hart or the many happy-go-lucky "E get one guy for our area" comedians we parade in Nigeria here.

Dave Chappelle, Jimmy Carr, Trevor Noah, Josh Johnson, Michael Che... Even Bill Burr. These are solid observational comedians with philosophical takes who are exceptionally brilliant.
These are the ones I binge-watch on YouTube in picture-in-picture mode all day on PC while working or leisuring.

Nobody who enjoys such comedians would dabble with the simplistic Sabinus and the likes.

People who know and have such exquisite taste in social commentary will laugh at you for saying so.

I guess you won't sit through the 3-hour-per-episode almost bi-weekly Joe Rogan podcasts then, or the two-hour-long Trigonometry podcasts.

It takes a certain level of intelligence to understand Chapelle, he captures your mind and steers you steadily to the punchline. Real funny guy

semid4lyfe:
Round 6 KO.

Disgraceful victory for AJ.

A win is a Win tho, I was so nervous he'd do a Tyson but thankfully he didn't.

A40:
Nigeria no dey go any World Cup. It's the hope that kills. Comot mind for there

💯 they want 'promotion by grace' make dem repeat class jor

reccy:

So this kin meal deh since yesterday and you no tag me ehn Ota mi?

GrammarNazi1:
At this rate, I am curious to know Spy's gender; he is way more emotional than rational/realistic.

It's appalling!

What are you implying? That's sexist and misogynistic please

afrodoc2:
Hehehehe. You are sinner. May God forgive you.

Aren't we all

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afrodoc2:


The funny thing wey i observe na the difference in speaking in tongues in the 1980s and the current style. Who knows how they were doing it during Apostle Paul's time.

If Paul see wetin dem dey do these days he go truly write letter to the Nigerians as an addendum to the Bible.

Bro that Zoology 200L course (Lower Invertebrates) we did in 100L. I dey NCCF tarry night because of one J-Lo looking girl I dey follow, next thing I dey hear ascaris lumbricoides odes ides odes lumendarechinoderma etc I just smile

Melvyn11:
I have noticed it's mostly a trend in western Africa. Arab afflicted African countries hardly experience coup. From 2020 till date at least 9 different countries have seen successful coups not to talk of the unsuccessful ones.

You're absolutely right, even though most of the Arab afflicted have their own problems, you can clearly see that military coups have taken part more in Sub-Saharan Africa.

Bimmarlykay:
KingTom have you seen the latest leaked clip?

I'm shocked, appalled and deeply saddened that you think a man of my age and status would demean himself by going round the internet searching for leaked clips, such behavior is frowned upon in my community and if you weren't a close pal of mine I'd have given you a thorough tongue lashing, however for the culture I humbly ask for a friend of course and not for me, if this clip you're referring to has anything to do with a minor beating the posterior drums of a 3 decade old maiden? if so please I want nothing to do with it, just send a link so I can warn my friends

Melvyn11:
The amount of coup and failed ones happening in Africa recently is now getting ridiculous.

We ought to have outgrown the madness and left it behind in the last century, but omoooo. This Benin own took everyone by surprise. If we're not careful, Nigeria and Ghana may be the only ones doing the demonic craze by the end of this decade

raumdeuter:
This is a problem with some people. When they want to muddle up water they look for some things which the guy didnt do 100% right
Police wey we dey pay we no see them to help us. Na Harrison wey we no dey pay.
From what I've heard of Harrison operationand those saved, I support him so far

To me in the kind of society Nigeria is, people like VDM and Harrison are net positive even if they have some things wrong.
Now they throw the baby out with the bathwater

The next set of kidnap victims who will help them after they have put the spotlight on the guy helping out.

While we are waiting for law enforcement to be perfected in God knows how long, what will the people do now?

Like the TIV guy you mentioned he was neutralized and now who is helping the people

A kidnap victim wont care about the certification of his rescuer even if na NATO witchcraft or village people rescue am

Well said, I remember when a relative was kidnapped along Auchi-Okene road. We all marched to his brother who as at then was a Chief Superintendent (CSP) of Police, the man looked at us and said we should let him know how much they're demanding so he Can send his own share and that was that, no words of reassurance nothing. Las las everybody donate money for ransom and that's how my uncle was released. Trust the ever nefarious NPF to splatter 'rescue' all-over the national dailies

Trevor012:
You might actually be right. Harrison has helped so many kidnapped victims regain freedom and even arrested so many kidnappers especially in Delta state and he does it for free. This might actually be a ploy to shut him down.

Exactly!!

Oasis007:
......the earlier Amorim leaves the better. If he likes, he should leave honorably or sacked. Give the Squad to me, and I will be few points behind Arsenal before end of 2025.

Squad ain't the problem but Amorim. He is clúelẹss and shameless. He really doesn't know what he is doing, rather hoping on luck to winning matches.

This season is gone already. We ain't gonna be in any continental competition, except Amorim has managed his last match already.

Trevor012:
He works with Police and Vigilante and he's a tech guy. He uses drones and other equipment plus he has a security agency. He has dropped his own side of the story.

It's very obvious what's happening here but a lot of people are blind to it, just like when that TIV guy was asked to surrender his weapons and was subsequently silenced

izzou:
We had organic votes

Not GMO, or added fertilizer

No ethylene or carbide either bro

TheKINGofKings:
All the candidates rigged. One just outplayed the other.

Obi didn't rig. Correct yourself

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GloriousGbola:
Ibime had the full lowdown.

I forget the story.

Whatever the case, that's a very gruesome way to die

raumdeuter:
Aluu 4

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-africa-63152444

https://www.cnn.com/2012/11/26/world/africa/nigeria-mob-justice-duthiers


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnCKBdGoCYM

I heard from a reliable source that most of those burned were dancing the same suruEGEDE dance you witnessed in 1999.

This City game be like when two dewe dey play for Ps2 to see who dewe pass among them

A40:
I can pay to see Flavor cos I know I will listen to live band jam. I'm allergic to any DJ play track 1 nonsense. Plus most Naija artistes are studio people. They didn't take time to be good stage performers at all.

One person I'd recommend though but is not so mainstream is JohnnyDrille. Been to his show twice and he's one of the best at it especially for Naija levels. Plus if you dey find babes na there them full

💯

Theflint1:
Wahala, see as prayers just dey flow

ati Catholic o ati Presbyterian ati Apostolic ati redeem ati deeper life pelu winners

BlueRayDick:
Who is he threatening this time around?

From what I've read, Na one random guy wey e say e help before, now the guy say e no wan dey with their crew again.

monerozi5590:
The thing just tire me sef. Someone who met Emmanuel Macron recently oh...

He should try and control his anger, in these cases all the heat will be on him since he's the celebrity

Monerozi5590 your guy don almost reach 40 still dey play like 21 year old Uni Frat boy? Smh

This man na werey, e even add Tinubu join for him list

A40:
I tire oh. Pay how much to go hear wack Afrobeats.

Afropolitan Vibes by BANTU that year has spoiled me. Anything that's not live band I'm not interested at all. Let me hear the artiste actually sing not chop mouth or make me wey don pay already still dey do him work

Last year I made it to the Free show by LASG just to see Wizzy Eleniyan perform, after that I left I no even dey witness when burna kick person off mic say e dey go, I like Asake but not enough to pay 300k to hear him as how na? Na Fela shrine I go carry my 100k go spend jare, I go drunk, I go high then I go enter my bed sleep happily, 300k for Asake in Tinubu's Nigeria ke

CrystalTiger:
https://www.nairaland.com/8571765/no-christian-persecution-nigeria-bishop

See Kukah ooo ..

I'm very dissapointed in him for this senseless talk

raumdeuter:
The latest ambassador nominees that we all screamed for is here. Among them are

1. Barrister Ogbonnaya Kalu (Abia)
2. Reno Omokri (Delta)
3. Prof. Mahmood Yakubu (Bauchi)
4. Erelu Bisi Angela Adebayo (Ekiti)
5. Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi (Enugu)
6. Tasiu Musa Maigari (Katsina)
7. Yakubu N. Gambo (Plateau)
8. Prof. Nora Ladi Daduut (Plateau)
9. Otunba Femi Pedro (Lagos)
10. Chief Femi Fani-Kayode (Osun)
11. Barr. Nkechi Linda Ufochukwu (Anambra)
12. Fatima Florence Ajimobi (Oyo)
13. Lola Akande (Lagos)
14. Grace Bent (Adamawa)
15. Dr. Victor Okezie Ikpeazu (Abia)
16. Senator Jimoh Ibrahim (Ondo)
17. Ambassador Paul Oga Adikwu (Benue)

Now we can have the diplomatic representation we have been missing

Okezie Ikpeazu? Na prank be this abi na real list?