₦airaland Forum

I had one 2 Korope in 2021 and they usually remited 30k each every Sunday with excuses and deliciously spiced lamba. One night after getting off a ridiculously long shift, I had some Shina activities and my bloody Camry refused to start, so I took one Korope and set out to do the devil's work, when I got to my junction all I heard was 'oga carry us na, carry us na' needless to say I made 20k between 8pm and 10:45pm it was then that I understood one of life's greatest lessons

swiz123:
Izzou … na one of those twitter business analyst be this.

Make I go buy bus next week.

There jor

[quote author=Realmrsean post=141043893]Good for the keke guy

The keke guy think say he fit beat the guy cos he dey inside car 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/AdjTTGtncI

— wande (@blaccmajek) October 29, 2026

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Ota mi, wao sir. It is just a makanaki something

Amoto94:
But why, Doc?

A40 na mad man

Theflint1:

Pendu wey bin dey wire Georgina wetin no good, nobody don pour am sand talkless of to stone am

BlueRayDick:
The Saudi authorities no try at all. Maybe they carried out the execution to send out a message sha.

See threat

Bimmarlykay:
Shege never seen before.

The Borrusia Dortmund Confra wey cause wahala for your school and traumatised you guys in 1999 don do pass like this, dem don do roundabouts, build clinics and even renovate classroom blocks. Also let me add they are very much involved in the 'Say no to Cultism' campaigns

raumdeuter:
There was a conversation about confra in Rivers state sometime in the past

This one na new dimension. Confra dey renovate police station

Cultists Renovated a Police Station in Rivers State. pic.twitter.com/KZAJ0jjRTf

— Nigeria Stories (@NigeriaStories) October 15, 2026

That's another angle anyway. The alternative being that his gbetugbetu, mayehun and afose combo was on point

BlueRayDick:
I don’t think anybody has seen the guy’s pictures before the crime ; the pictures we are seeing online are pictures of him after he had already been beaten and dragged in muddy water .

I doubt the guy was wretched looking when he visited the car lot . Let’s not forget that according to reports the car lot is situated inside VGC (An upscale estate on Lagos Island that would ordinarily not allow him in if he was looking wretched )

How can that wretched looking fellow even pay for any damage done in the first place? The guy looks like all those Omo ita we had in Abeokuta back in the 90s that will be rejoicing when going to prison because free food sure

GloriousGbola:
the guy no pay full subscription

or maybe he thought subscription he was using to obtain guys for 10k would work for 130 m vehicle

Exactly!

Godx:
The juju actually worked in a way. There's no way the seller would have looked at that person with clear eyes and assume he could afford that kind of car on a normal day.

Juju no get warranty na, say you go dissappear from prison no mean say you go appear for London bridge, you fit appear for warder parlor

Theflint1:
Lol, na the problem with juju be that, e work for the theft, but not the escape

The Juju don work for the seller be that na, make he leave talk for Verydarkman

GloriousGbola:
Naija is a classist society. The seller should have been able to guage the person coming to buy. Unless he assumed na yahoo boy. Maybe na economy sha.

It is not false, it is actually being constructed, but at this point nobody know where e dey lead to again

raumdeuter:
Is it false that the Calabar axis is being constructed too?

E fit even be say na Ogunlesi be the cuck Ogunlesi is what? 34 and she's 49 and she and Tobey are going to be involved in each other's lives Tobey ain't no cuck, but I ain't sure about Ogunmepon

Kimbeast:
But this is not just an ordinary Ex. It's Tobey Maguire and they are reportedly still friends after the divorce so am not seeing the big deal. They are co parents so they will both be seeing each other alot and for their children seek it's good thing they still have a close relationship. Their children were also In attendance at the wedding. It's not a big deal.

afrodoc2:
This is a majestically senseless statement.

I no even know

izzou:
Na wa!

Wetin cause this spike in price now?

Your own better, I wan wanted to be Nigerian and waylay the man as a contractor so I put 1,950 against the 1,880 price only to wake up now and see 2,300

izzou:
After doing all my calculations and accepting a trip using 1890 as my Diesel price

Only to wake up this morning and see 2,100 where I am

The President is now a candidate and is fair game, this is just barely 3 months to the elections, make dem swear for am join sef

monerozi5590:
Atiku should respect the office of the president of Nigeria

Shegzdave:
Touch not my tithe and do my offering no harm

rabazamba:
People are wiser now and cannot be Gaslighted, the likes of Blueray, Iamoyindamola, KingTom and other yoruba obidients have seen that they can no longer keep quiet when they see their tribe being denigrated, people will vote Peter Obi as the superior candidate to Tinubu but don't start calling them names and expecting them to keep quiet

Na Tunde Onakoya matter do dem nearly naked me for here Femi Otedola go see Tinubu praise am na Bigot, but Arthur Eze wey go see same Tinubu call am 'God's gift to Nigeria' na hustling Businessman

afrodoc2:
Donald Duke that can't speak Efik did not spend most of his pre-campaign days denigrating Efik people and culture.

If you want to gaslight use BOC Gas.

Like Joe Igbokwe abi

TemporaryHansel:
Let me guess, he probably means in terms of non-indigenes occupying important positions.

Make e contest State House of Assembly then, e for win last time with the LP wave, now he's in ADC and Doherty is in NDC.... realistically Na Doherty and PO dey same party, Gbadebo na Atiku man

You know how we roll, we cater for everyone

GloriousGbola:
Equal opportunity subs for all gladiators

Yeah Amaechi was fighting for his life, but it has been revealed that wickedest Wike the Tiger was very instrumental to his victiry over Celestine Omehia and the Wicked one decimated same Amaechi and won his own election, later he eviscerated the neophyte Obidients and delivered Rivers to the drug Lord. The Drug Lord too is no fluke when it comes to Politics, he annihilated the Camerounian and the Brewery Merchant/Banker in the last election

GloriousGbola:
Elections run on money and PEJ's foolishness pushed rivers and its coffers into APCs arms

if GEJ had won in 2015 Amaechi would have been locked up. it is that simple. and for what? not allowing a noisemaker to push him around.

maybe APC would have won without Amaechi, but rivers money definitely made it easier

add the born throway idiocy PEJ was throwing around.

its the same reason why wike will never win a presidential election. the foolish man was shouting nonsense like rives is a christian state and allegedly demolishing mosques. when you want to run for president you have to think long run and avoid pissing off blocs unecessarily.

Amaechi ke? Jew wey Wike flog like thief baba talk another thing abeg! Na Tinubu put Buhari for power, in as much as we hate am, when it comes to politics he clears >>>>>>> na him still go Kwara naked Saraki with 'O to ge' he naked Obi for last election, naked Atiku your man back to back

TemporaryHansel:
Cap. Without Amaechi's support, buhari wouldn't have smelled that seat. You know, everyone here knows. Nobody can dispute that fact.

If Amaechi sided with GEJ in that 2015 election, GEJ would've been reelected. Ameachi poured serious funds into APC and also helped mobilize for buhari. His efforts are second only to Tinubu's efforts.

I heard cases that made mine seem like Child's play

Kholiwe:
How is any of this legal? Nigeria is actually more useless than I thought, absolute zoo.

iamoyindamola:
If I was a San Marino fan, that ref must collect

If you check their GD you go see say na 55 dey

In the additional minutes, Spain got a red. Card and still added 1 goal to make it 13-0

CrystalTiger:
Whether na ref carry una come ball

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Calm down my brother, everybody here means well for you, you can actually be obese but not morbidly obese. This is where most people confuse the matter, if someone is declared obese it doesn't mean he cannot move it just means his BMI is high and he's overweight. The weight to height ratio judging by what you posted would put you at Class 1 Obesity. Cutting down on what you eat and eating healthier foods is the first step, try and do a little excercise in the mornings as well, all in all stay healthy and stay safe my brother

TemporaryHansel:
It's annoying when someone makes a post and some of you label it trolling engagement farming et all. That weight scaler in Nigerian clinics is it not measured in kg? The last time I weighed around September last year it was 95.

You people throw words around anyhow, I admit I know it's too much but I've been trying to reduce to no avail, infact I hardly eat now, and yet no reduction.

I can walk for like 10 mins without stopping, although I can't run for 3 minutes straight even if the president of Nigeria ordered it.

If I was obese I would be struggling to even move, but I can walk for 10 minutes straight, and even in the other room I doubt you perform more than me.

Gbam! 💯

BlueRayDick:
They are being fooolish and forming nonsense emotional activism over kidnappers rightly sentenced to death. I want to believe it's because none of them or their loved ones has experienced the trauma kidnap victims suffer.

I saw video of clip of those kidnappers how they kidnapped their victim and I support the death penalty 100%.

We can fight for the Judiciary to also fast track trial & sentencing of Boko Haram & Bandits, but that does not mean we should be letting kidnappers loose with llight sentences for crime they intentionally committed despite knowing the law.

Another thing people are mixing up is that if Boko Haram is getting amnesty, that is not the problem of the judiciary. Judges can only hear cases brought to their court by the executive arm of government (Police and DSS). If the executive arrest criminals and later decided to grant them amnesty for whatever unreasonable reason, that's not on the judiciary.

I think most people commenting on social media don't even understand how governance works and the functions of different arms of government.