₦airaland Forum

Chiam55:
I thought you had a to show me


Ok I'll come back tomorrow

AgapeCharis:


You sef. How you take manage dig out this thread??

No be only this one, I bin save them for my laptop dem plenty ehn

mulook:
lols

vjsmiles:

[size=14pt] GOAT [/size]

Guy just lie your head sideways make the mumu comot

Chiam55:
Thank you I've learnt something new


Your butt hole will be in my prayers

This thread is not meant for this!

ShirelleBaby:

This one don come back finally? Na you I dey describe

AgapeCharis:
Nawa for you o. That post resemble mockery??

Guy you get mind enter here? Abeg make this guys no see you o, shey you know say you be my guy abeg oh, comot now before dem return from Church

priscaoge:
Buhari can only win GEJ on Nairaland!
I love my Siggy! Feel free to copy it and
spread the Word!
GEJ WE KNOW....

Chai! Chai! Dia ris God ooooo

jovie50:
WHO IS MOHAMMED BUHARI?

* I have never seen any school built in his name. * I have never seen any borehole constructed by him. * There is no record of any scholarship awarded by him or for him nor through him. * I have never seen him use his popularity to canvass for any charitable work nor any humanitarian effort, not even at the height of the polio scourge where other purposeful and prominent leaders lead the campaign for immunization. * No single text book has been donated to any school either by him, for him or through him. * Asides from doing nothing, he has not improved himself since his exit from office. * No book written, no memoirs, no lectures, nothing. * The only thing of note he can point to are his numerous interviews on the BBC Hausa station. * He never champion for a university in his state nor has he ever been involved in any kind of programme to better the lives of the Almajiris in Daura. * His entire existence has not lead to any meaningful development in Daura, yet they say he can change Nigeria. Doesn't charity begin at home again? * No wonder he was referred to as being ''perpetually unelectable''. * He is not a patron to any organization, group or association. * No professional body in Nigeria has ever invited him for their lecture, convention or gala night. * The only time any known form, body or human assemblage ever chose him to do anything for them was when the Boko Haram terrorist sect nominated him as their spoke person in the proposed talks with the Fed. Govt. Is there any wonder why he says the BH scourge will end if he is elected''? Abeg GEJ till 2019

How far na

AgapeCharis:
Y: Father, its 4yrs since my last confession
Rev Fr: why did you stay this long?
Y: because i was ashame of myself
Rev Fr: ok, what do you want to confess
Y: in 2011 general election i voted for Buhari
Rev FR: what! how dare you commit such a grievous act
Y:: its the work of the devil, i was deceived by one buhari empty promises
Rev Fr: have you repented?
Y:: yes! am even voting for goodluck come Feb 14 2015
Rev Fr: good, your sins are forgiven. but your penance for such a terrible sin is 30decade of th rosary, glory be to God 1000 times and ensure you never commit this act again. say the act of contrition

This one dey mock my Church sef

BeeBeeOoh:
And why shouldn't I be 101% confident 2 vote 4 GEJ come 14th February A man ruled Nigeria 30years ago when my mum still dey do SiSi & that same man still came back again to rule Nigeria again telling me wey don old finish sey na hin b change Nigeria need. E no beta 4anybody wey giv dis man dis kind advice..

Failbuhari na Failbuhari, sori I meant February na February..








Tonda faya devul & hin pepul..

otemanuduno see this one o

AgapeCharis:


GEJ all the way

Make una see this one o

AgapeCharis:
We get talk bros.

No wahala

Chiam55:
You need a gynecologist

I need an andrologist.

NYANNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Chiam55:
Lol you soiled yourself

Yes, I have

I go to Church for cleansing, the heart of man is dirty and full of evil. I am a sinner, I have soiled myself and I seek forgiveness. I go to Church to strengthen my faith and followership of God. I go to Church so as to understand better, the teachings of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, the light of this world.
That is why I go to Church.

Lala247:
Lol so nah on,y sunday .. God tney touch ur heart
Chai

Church don dismiss, oya i'm back to my Agbaya ways

vjsmiles:
miz mycoli
lal a247
cher ryice
kach isbarbie
mari eolae
kingtom(no be comedy gig be this )
n aijaboiy
blac kett
jacksparro w1207
m irexx
mznel ly
ron ald4lif

Find out the kind of music the cockroach likes, then play it for it

Lala247:
Kingtom wetin u dey do for here

No yash to whisper to

Today na sunday na, abeg I wan act my age today

MrBasketball:
That guy is a very stvpid butt licker

A very stupïd one!

iceberylin:
Exam things next month....

Na wa o.,Na small small sha