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Unibenstudent:
that post confuse me oh.

DeeBoiyy:
see this one. You con me for xmas abi?

U dnt wanna go dat lane with me,mr

chimerase2:
ewure na foool time draw soup

ireneony:
how. ....give me proof.

ireneony:
it seems u are guilty of what she said, cos everyone knows as women wrapper

kristina1:

kristina1:

Truckpusher:
You can also agree with me that there are ways of correcting people that the primary aim of the one making the corrections is to embarrass and humiliate the person being corrected and not what you're trying to portray here before this intelligent people.

Boy! you bleeped up ......oya sama her one pm case closed

I actually came in because that correction was irrational,childish and totally uncalled for.


Haa! affection for the op? before nko na man I go get affection for?

Meanwhile take one Akwa Ibom gun shot for your fine dp.


Kpafiodo! kpafiodo!!!!!!....

Truckpusher:
That was a typo na.

Stop behaving like a sissy.

Prexxy1 don't mind Tom, he got angry when you refused to reply his too many PMs of 'I love you pass my mother'

But on serious note this what you LADIES get when you run after these small small boys on NL with their photoshoped pix.

Prexxy1:
It feels awkwards when some girls are hyping some nl dudes,reverse supposed to be the cases,if you love/are attracted to someone,send a pm,it retains ur self-worth.
This guys wl take you for granted.

Am tempted to mention names but i wont.
just an advice.

wheredemdey:
VGC Bro




Thats VGC not lagos...i know cos i got it too..APC is an elitist party..

let them go to epe..langbasa etc

GEJ till 2019

Thavik:
When I approach a girl, there literally nothing in my head. I guess u can say I'm spontaneous, there's not topic that's not good enough as long as you say it with enough enthusiasm and believe that you're saying is the shiiiit. Trust me, I've done this a lot of times
Typical me

Me: hello miss(to get her attention)
Her: typical naira girl looking like she's uncomfortable (just ignore that and be positive, make sure u smile while meeting her to give a warm feeling)

Me: I was going Uptown, then I spotted you, and I thought to be a little social, Hi, I'm thavik, who are you (with your best sexiesssst smile)

Herr: Amara (usually one word answers at this point, depending on the girl, but I'm telling you how to talk to the girls u'l usually meet)

Me: Amara, eish, reminds me of this girl in secondary school, we used to call chalk eater, she did eat chalk (smile) this particular day, I think she had had enough of our bullsssshit, but then I didn't know and kept on calling her that, you know what she did to me? (ask her)
Her: no

Me: she punched me and I got knocked out, hope you are not like that (then act as if u want to hide from her, cos she might want to punch you, this is just you being funny and showing that u are a fun guy)

Her: haha, don't worry I won't punch you yet, (the cool girls will reply like this, while those average ones will be like 'hahaha' and wait for u to continue)

Me: thank God, cos I just came out of the hospital, u know I get punched a lot by Amaras

Her: haha, ur actually funny

Me:I know, u too,(give her high five, she will most likely respond cos she wants to play along)

You see, just have fun with yourself and she will he drawn to you

ggrin:
osinwin

ggrin:
aunty, hw ur side na

derrick333:
Ok

Kachisbarbie:
okay
She is the one denying him sex
And he is the one beating her?

Why won't these women learn??
You marry a man you ain't on the same s*xual frequency with or you just automatically start starving him of it...when you know how important it is to him?...then cry foul
#mbanu

He didn't have to beat her though, they should just dissolve the "union".

Dearest married ladies : if you can twerk on that D, please do. It doesn't hurt kwanu....

Men: stop beating your wives. If the differences are irreconcilable...waybill her back to her parents - ALIVE!

ggrin:
u ehn

ggrin:

ggrin:

derrick333:
High

derrick333:
Lol nice IQ

EroticAngelina:
then u must be a woman

derrick333:
Kingtom NA for NL u de search for queen?

Nneka123: