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Can anything good ever come out of this government... Bunch of irresponsible old men spewing trash

I'm sure she's familiar with the saying that NOTHING GOES FOR NOTHING


I don't wanna wake up to see stories of beheading and missing body parts oh

As election year don reach na.... Dem don dey remind baba wetin to talk

lugado:
Lol but sincerely you and i know its fake news
Said they came in ten military vehicles
A whole ten
So far they have confirmed 3 casualties
Who was waiting behind to count
Who counted the vehicles

Hilarious indeed
Nigeria our country

Soon Lie mohammed will be coming to say it is Fake News

Tejumola856:
Ohh okay thank you.

You just won my heart for accepting correction. You're a good person and will go far.

Happy new year

Tejumola856:
Have you eat today?

EATEN!!!

Buhari himself knows he's not qualified to be president. How then can he sanction an unqualified person??


It's normal for them

Education is everything!

Achievement

If there is an afterlife, I imagine him and Nelson Mandela meeting and chilling over a bottle of wine...

Even in death, he still had the needy in mind. Simple hearted man!


Rest in Peace, God's general

GurlFriend:
I see a bunch of threads here created by guys who see nothing good in the women folk, but if I start writing about the evils that men commit, the mods may move the thread to the literature section.

My Experience

I am pretty, well kept and groomed and at an age where although I may not be a spring chick, I am still young enough to attract attention from guys in their early 20s who have no qualms about toasting their elder sister's age mates. I have had my fair share lovers but I am currently sworn off men till such a time I recover from the trauma of my latest experience in the hands of the 'ejaculating gender.'

My now ex, let's call him Kingsley was supposed to be a godsent. He is fair, heavily bearded, handsome and a single father. He is also terrible in bed. TERRIBLE. He doesn't last more than 4 minutes, and once he reaches the four minutes mark, he spurts his disgusting seed into the condom and goes limp for the rest of the time with him. Even if I squeeze and massage his small member like bitter leave, he will remain limp like golden penny noodles.

That did not stop me from giving two years of my life to him because I genuinely loved him and felt I could cope with the terrible sex; man shall not live by nacks alone. I had met his family, he had met mine, we were literally 5 and 6. We fixed the wedding for January 8 next year. I'm looking at the stupid IV as I'm typing this.

So we closed for the year at my work place on December 24th and I decided to spend the evening with him. We had agreed that no more nights over till the wedding since it was barely a month away, so we might as well start living right before God. None the less, I had closed by 2pm, I didn't look forward to spending the whole evening in my hot apartment alone so I, against better judgement went to his place and let myself in. His line of work doesn't give him the luxury of closing early like me, so the apartment was also empty but he has a generator and AC.

I settled in, began watching movies on his laptop. I don't know the devil that pushed me to leave the film I was watching to start snooping through his files. In my two years of dating I have never gone through his phone or PC because if you cherish your peace of mind, never snoop through your partner's devices otherwise you will see things. What you are looking for, you will find it.

He has this folder in his laptop called 'Don Quixote.exe' which I see all the time. I asked him what it was some time back and he casually said they are program files and if I mess with them, I will disorganize his laptop. The same devil I had earlier mentioned pushed me to open Don Quixote, and behold, what did I see?

Gay porn. Man nacking man. Woman nacking woman. My fiance is gay, I think. Or bi-sexual. I don't know. My hands are shaking again.

I'm so hurt. Photos upon photos of homosexual and lesbian contents. But this is not where the story ends.

After the initial shock of these disgusting photos, I was confused, shocked, disappointed. I quickly shut down the laptop, prepared dinner (Indomie) and cried myself to sleep on the bed because I'm a very emotional person. I took Lexotan so I could sleep.

Around 10, I think, Kingley came back. He didn't know I was in the house because I left the lights off. He, however didn't come back alone. He came back with a guest. A male guest. I know this dude is his lover because I know him from the office and I have always been suspicious of his sexuality. What kind of masculine man wears purple skinny jeans and wiggles his bum when he thinks no one is watching? I also saw a TikTok video of this guy dancing, wiggling his bum and twirling his dreadlocks?

That is the colleague Kingley brought home by 10 in the night.

Anyway, Kingley walked into the bedroom, saw me and the guilt written all over his face made me ask him who was in the parlour with him after hearing another male voice. When he couldn't give a coherent answer, I went to the parlour and saw Uncle Purple Skinny jeans. Now added to the gay porn I discovered in his laptop, you will not blame me for having a meltdown. I yelled, screamed, cussed, threw his ring into the toilet and flushed it. I ordered Uber to my parents house that night and spent 25th chopping breakfast with tears.

Two years, with a bi-sexual man. Or maybe he is gay himself. I don't know. He has been begging me not to expose him to his family, but it's too late. I have told my family and they intend to formally let his family know that their daughter cannot marry a 'confused' man, as my father says.

What do men want?! Two years of my life, plus all the wedding expenses, gone down the drain. I am so heart broken and humiliated.

I don't want to say men are scum because I have a wonderful father and loving brothers, so I will leave it. I'm done with men.

The last paragraph got me. Sincerely, I can only imagine what you've gone through buh it's nothing to be experienced.

Ordinarily, I wouldn't have replied buh the fictional name you used happens to be my name, my real name. And what a feeling. Gather your strength and move on.

Swears, If you were anyway near my state, I'd just propose and we'll have that wedding, if you're game, on the same date you fixed with him. I'm damn ready

He's devilish. Only God is the judge though. Sorry dear

Wahala for anyone wey believe this man...


He'll say this in public and his mind is speaking something else completely.


Campaign mode activated!!!

Yakubu Aiyegbeni should also be recalled as well.... We need much experience in front of goal post

Behind a police checkpoint

Lemme keep going oh

I see two pregnant ladies and a pregnant man as well....

Naija na real cruise

How is it the foetus fault?
Like they had the chance to make any choice??

Hmmmmm! Surprising indeed

AKPABIO!!!

Ayin iduñ nnyin. Abasi udioñ fien

DETERMINATION is everything!
Nothing is unachievable

MOD update scores oh

Something must kill a man

Benwallt:
Where is the mod or does he have finger ache or he went to play in the mud? Goals has been scored nao

Na manchester united fan be Mod today

Mods update the scores sharperly

I hope the photos were not nude oh...else be prepared to see yourself as ambassador of dating sites and porn adverts..


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30K for a locomotive driver?

Oh God help us.

God punish poverty

God, please, help us!

You get work, na wahala
You no get work sef, na wahala

Even rats and lizards are not safe in this country... So people can sit somewhere to properly plan and execute successfully such a crime! Oh God!

Wahala for who believes in election results in Nigeria

You're suffering from Low self-esteem

Just know that nobody else can be like you and you're not like anyone else. Shoot your shot. It's either she'll say a Yes or No. Whichever, we move!

Never look down on yourself bruh

GAZZUZZ:


Happy birthday.




Looks like she has a passion for cars

Wheras her father has passion for snakes.... DNA should be conducted ASAP


Meanwhile, Happy birthday babygirl!
God bless you

Coming from someone who has been a governor for 8 years and later as a senator... These politicians ehn