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Boss, nice story... Am ready to learn from this piece so bring it on...

Your right... Loooool...

shegzi: come to papa ba?

I really don't know wah to say to you because if I start, I would end up wasting pages or even get a novel out of you but I seal my mouth and watch you comment such again...

shininglight: As interesting as the story is, I just wish u could add more creativity to it. I feel like am reading all those 70naira story books. Bland nd ordinary. Still good though.

What if shez wrong?[quote author=D.Ella.luv]ur head dey dia[/quote]

My Oga don land... I salute Sir!

D9ty7: Following patiently from now till u start the story. The two computer gurus.
Kabiyesi o my king.

Jummy come to Me...

I borrowed Titilayo...

hikmoj: I know say e no be kofo father since im dadd don kpai but who e go be? Abeg update sharp sharp...but iru eleyi o gbodo sele si o king...i need pin charger abeg

Y'all check out the Prologue of my next piece, THE SIM CARD.

Let Me Hear Your View About It...

PROLOGUE


Crash! She slammed their laptop on the floor. She stood at akimbo looking at the both of them with a frown on her face. Oh! No Mummy, why destroy our four months sweat, James said to himself.

“Mummy! Why?” John yelled. “That system has three million nine hundred and fifty three lines of code!”

James and John, came out of their mother’s womb the same day, the same hour, the same minute, but thirty two seconds interval. They happened to be the only children of their parents. Their parents, Mr and Mrs Richard, were well respected in the society. Mr Richard was a regional manager of a reputable bank in Nigeria while Mrs Richard, worked with a telecommunication company, also in Ngeria. They had peace in their home not until they gave birth to James and John, the two technology wizards.

“I don’t care!” She yelled at them. “What’s the nonsense I'm hearing about the leaked jamb questions?”

They looked at each other, then shifted their focus back to their mum. “Mum? Was that why you destroyed our work?” John question.

“Our system and our life.” James added. “We know nothing about it. Mum, come to think of it, we weren’t the only people arrested for the hacking of Zendix database but you chose to accuse us again for another technology attack.”

Their mum was drawn in pity and sorry for her action. “Come here you both.” She called them, hugged them and patted their heads and said, “my little geniuses. Mummy is sorry.”

“Get us another laptop, then we would know you’re.” John said.

“Yes, another one. Mac, this time.” James added.

Their mum smiled. “I would get you both a laptop each for yourselves.”

They came out of her arms and jumped on her simultenously. “Mum, thank you.”

“You boys are heavy and grown, come on stop acting like babies.” She said and smiled.

She let them down to the floor and exited their room. James and John looked at each other and laughed out loud.

“Weak database.” John said, still laughing hard.

“Five thousand lines of code got the damn questions out.” James added.

“Unto the next big thing bro.” James said, moved closer to John and shook him.

“Jay Jay!” Their mum called.







STORY STARTS SOON...

GOING BACK TO MY LIFE ON CAMPUS

Abeg no vex... NEPA is to be blamed... Loool[quote author=Lil'knight]Seriusly, i no lyk aw kingzpen dey do....u no suppose dey kip us waitin rara...suppose dey update 4rm time to time, cos here boring na only Ūя̲̅ story dey ginger us...no kip us waiting abg, abi u b super story ni?[/quote]

Looooool...[quote author=D.Ella.luv]Make e no b kofo o,i dnt wana bliv she's bn feedn u lies[/quote]

Congratulations Boss... FP thingz...

Thankz so much Ufuoma... Ur comment just gingered me to do more...

Ufuoma4ril: Hmmmmmm,,,,,,,,Interesting story xo far. Thumbs up Mr kingz pen

EPISODE 46


Which kind of trouble is this now? I asked myself. I slowly tilted my head to take a glance at the man but he pretended not to have known his leg was on my hand. He looked straight, concentrating on the windshield. I tapped him with my left hand, he removed his sunglasses, then looked at me.

“Sir, you’re stepping on me.” I said.

“Are you sure?” He foolishly questioned.

I was almost getting annoyed but I immediately swallowed serene pills to trim it down. “Yes of course.” I replied.

“Is that money yours?” He asked.

I needed no seer to tell me that he was the owner of the money and he was aware the money was on the floor. “I’m sorry, but I was only trying to help you pick it up.” I lied; wisdom is the principal thing and with all thy getting get understanding, that I remembered from the Holy book.

The man quickly released his leg and wore a pity look on his face. “Eyah! I didn’t know. I’m so sorry.” He apologized.

I sat erect,then I handed over the money to him with the thought of how I would pay my fare. “Where are you headed?” The man asked.

“To the last busstop Sir!” I joyfully replied almost immediately.

“Oya,your money for here.” The conductor said,stretching his hand to me.

I dipped my hand into my pocket like I was going to give him money, I kept struggling with my pocket until the conductor asked the man with the sunglasses for money. Take, for the two of us, that I heard and became relaxed. I thanked God for scaling me through that huge embarrassment.

The bus got to its last terminal so I alighted and started another adventure back to school. Where would my wallet be? Did I forget it in the school cab? I asked myself. I still didn’t believe my wallet was gone so I confirmed again, touching all the pockets created on my trouser, but the result remained same. I had no money with me to take me back to school, speak less about the money that would transport me home. I decided to hire my legs to transport me back to school as fast as possible. I missed Kofo that very moment because she could have helped me with the fare I needed to go home. I shrugged that feeling off and started trekking.

The sun was so scorching, I had to bring out a book from my bag, raised it parallel above my face to dent its effect on me. I kicked stones as football in order for me not to feel the impact of the trek. An undergraduate behaving like a primary school pupil, I thought. I stopped kicking stones and concentrated on the journey. I returned the book I used as a cap back into my bag, then I hastened my steps. I wasn’t moving as fast as a car or motorcycle, but I was fast enough to beat a bicycle ridden by an amateur.

I was virtual running out of fuel when I saw a man standing at akimbo in front of his car with its bonnet open. The man was quite young but was old enough to be my father. I can’t help but notice how handsome he was, perfectly dressed in suit.

I walked up to him. “Good morning sir.” I greeted.

He turned around and faced me. “Good morning.” He replied.

I smiled. “Sir, what’s wrong with your car?” I asked.

“Hmm. It has an injector problem.” He answered. “Thanks.”

“Ha! That’s serious o.” I said and added, “can I be of help?”

The man smiled. “Never mind,Son.” He said. “I have sent my daughter to get a mechanic just across the street.”

“Sir, I have little idea about cars, let me put it to a test.” I insisted with a smile.

“Put your little knowledge about cars to a test with my car?” He said and giggled. “Anyway, you’re free. Over there.”

Jesus, you just have to help me now, I prayed in my heart. I walked like an experienced mechanic to the car, dropped my bag and started unplugging what I really don’t know from the car’s engine.

“In the name of Jesus! You this engine, receive life.” I prayed quietly but loud enough for someone very close to hear.

“Hey! Mr? What are you doing?” The man asked.

“No-o-thing sir.” I stuttered.

“Nothing?”

“Something sir.” I said. “Come and start it, Sir.”

The man walked towards me. “Are you sure it’s going to start?” He asked.

“That am not sure about, sir,but start it.”

The man went into the car. He turned the key but not a single sound was made. He came out furious. “The car ignited to some extent before you touched it, what did you do to it?” He yelled.

I twitched. I’m in trouble, I almost said. “Sir, I did nothing. Let me fix this stuffs back.” I said.

“Go on. Fixit let me see you.” He mockingly said and stood behind me like a Boss supervising an apprentice.

I looked behind me at intervals, hoping no slap drops on my neck suddenly. I plugged back all that I had unplugged. “Sir, go and start it.”

He obediently walked into his car while I solemnly prayed to God in my heart. Yes! I did it, I said to myself as the car responded. The man rushed out of the car with a smile on his face, then hugged me so tight.

“Sir, my hands are dirty.” I said with joy in my heart. “I don’t want to stain you.”

He refused,still hugging me tightly.

“Daddy?”

The man let me out of his arms, I turned around to peek on the person who called him and I was flabbergasted with whom I saw.

“Banji?”




TO BE CONTINUED...

I'm so sorry not to have dropped anything since morning, na PHCN Oooo...


EPISODE 46 DROPPING BY 3:00 P.M.

Thankz Y'all...


Love Y'all Loadz...

Bring it on Boss...

cute bobo: Guys, I'm also planning of writing my story, I tell u, It will be mind blowing. Just stay tune.

No Ooooo... Itz gonna finish by December 31 by God's Grace...

funmisanni: I can't wait 2 see it. Does it mean my life on campus is coming 2 an end soon?

Prologue Coming Tomorrow...

funmisanni: Waiting for its xplosion! Cos I know it 'll b mind blowing.

Dropping Soon...

Can't wait to finish this story...

My next piece would be Science Based... We've watched the Spider Man, Super Man, Iron Man, Avengers, X-Men etc... When is ours coming?

Got me thinking... Amma give it a shot... Need your support...

Dropping Soon...

Title: The Sim Card

Banji go still enjoy na... Lmaoooooo...

Eve4eva: This is nt fair o Mr. Kingzpen, his name is banji nt job haba

I'm still under ma Boss o, D9ty7... That's y am always hiding here...

balispecial: ...guy i dey gbadun ur story o, D9ty7....Also my shout out 2 kingzpen u r d boss o ur story is d best av read so far on NL more inks 2 ur pen sir...#i bow 4 u#

Crime Story abeg... I love crime stories...

D9ty7: I sat down this afternoon and got an inspiration of a new story to write. Already i have one which has been completed(it involves the travail of a girl who has numerous health issues). But this new one is a crime story. It will be a long story which will start next year.
Ur opinion is needed, which do you want first?
Pls give me your replies asap.

Lmaooooo... *goes on my knees*

Flakkydagirl: Hey Author,be warned o

I dey feel you walahi...

EPISODE 45


Oh my God! I did it again, I slapped Kofo. I quickly sat upright, then went on my knees on the bed.

“Kofo, please I’m sorry.” I said, demonstrating with my hands. “It’s not intentional. Please I’m so sorry.”

Kofo kept mute, still placed her hand on her cheek, staring at me surprised.

“Kofo, It’s Bayo. He was fighting with me in the dream.” I explained. “Please,say something.”

She angrily jumped out of bed, went around the room picking up her belongings and finally dressed up.

I stood up from the bed, went straight to Kofo,who was busy lacing her shoes. I placed my hands on her shoulder, she hit them away with immediate effect.

“Kofo, I said I’m sorry. It wasn’t intentional. Believe me.” I pleaded.

She didn’t pay attention to me. She stood up, picked up her back and was leaving. I swiftly stood like a cross before her,blocking her exit from the room. “Banji, get out of my way!” She ordered.

“I’m not until you accept my apology.”

“Banji, get of out of my way if you don’t want trouble.”

“I’m already in trouble so it’s not new.” I replied.

Thud! She let her bag drop freely to the ground, she paused and screamed out loud like a mortal kombat character, Sindel. Jeeeeez! Kofo almost blocked my ears. I rushed quickly to cover her mouth with my hand, which made her stop and I immediately let go my hand from her mouth before she bites me, like she did in my dream.

“Will you let me go now?” She asked, with an ‘I’ll do it again’ look on her face.

“I will let you go but please can I make it up to you?” I asked.

“How? If I may ask.”

I winked and pointed to my bed.

She hissed and afterwards frowned. “In your next life. I ain’t interested in the relationship again.” She said.

I smiled. “You are joking, right?” I asked.

“Hey! Read my lips.” She snarled. “It is over between us.”

I went on my knees. “Kofo, don’t do this to me, please. Remember all the years we have invested in this relationship.” I pleaded.

“How many years? Fifteen months and two weeks is what you call years? Joker!”

“Kofo, all the same, have mercy on me.”

“I’m not God. Cry to God for that.” She said, shifting her face away from me. “Banji, let me go before I do something nasty to you.”

“Please,Kofo,Please. My father is dead.” I pleaded more. “My mother is ...”

She swiftly interrupted. “My father is dead, likewise my mother and my sister, so don’t give me that.” She angrily replied. “If you need pity, you got mine already but I ain’t going back on my words. It is over.”

I fell flat to the floor, pretending to have fainted but that didn’t touch Kofo’s already made up mind. She carefully took her steps not to step on any part of my body, opened the door and left. Plan failed, I said to myself. I revived from my pretense and chased after her. Kofo had already conquered the whole stairs, I almost persisted in the chase but I noticed something was dangling on my body. Oops! It was my problematic nozzle,I was unclad. It was almost dawn so I ran like a whipped horse,back to my room.

Even in my dreams Bayo still landed me in problem and all effort to touch Kofo’s heart proved abortive. I immediately had a moodswing, all pointing to my relationship with Kofo. I laid on my bed with a saturated eyes, thinking about all I had been through and all I would pass through. Couldn’t believe I lost Kofo within seconds.

I peeked at my phone for the time,it was 5:56 A.M. “When one door closes, another one opens.” I said and napped.

I had slept for two hours fifteen minutes, I checked the time to know that. I was almost late for lectures and examination was already knocking on the door. I prepared for that day’s lecture like flash; ran into the bathroom with quarter filled bucket of water and came out within two minutes and dressed up very fast like a soldier. I picked my bag and forged on to class.

I would travel to see my mother immediately after the lecture, I said to myself as I walked very fast. I arrived quite on time because the lecturer was still absent in class. I quietly entered the classroom, walked straight to the back seat and sat, thinking about Kofo.

I was lost in thought, I never knew when Sade came close to me. She tapped me, I jerked and regained my consciousness.

“Mr man, what are you thinking about?” Sade asked.

“Nothing jare.”

“Hmm, deceive yourself. Talk to me jor.” She persisted.

“I said nothing!” I yelled at her.

She flared up. “I know you are thinking about your partner in crime.” She said.

“Sade, get away from here before I handle you.” I angrily said, pointing my index finger at her.

“You can do nothing jor. Empty threat.” She said. “I knew you both would be in problem since you tried stealing from me.”

I looked at her in anger,nodded my head and said, “I don’t have your time.”

“How would you have my time? Ehn? Tell me?” She said. “Thief like you.”

Sade almost got off my cloth of patience, any more word from her would land me into the pool of my anger and I wouldn’t hesitate to vent it on her.

“Ain’t you a thief? Tell me? I thought you’re a gentle guy but ...”

I didn’t allow her finish her words when I stood up and left the class. I walked straight to the department’s notice board to check for necessary information.

“Examination! Starting on Monday?” I said.

I have to travel now and return tomorrow so I would prepare, I said to myself. Without further ado, I boarded a cab to the school gate. Then I walked to the busstop to get on another bus to the garage where I would board a bus home.

I finally got a bus. I entered and sat in the middle of two hefty looking men. I took a glance at them and was struck with fear, the one on my right wore a dark sunglasses and the one on my left had some bruises all around his neck, guessed he might have gotten them from a fight.

“Enter with your change O.” The conductor of the bus roared. “If you no get change, come down now.”

I sat gallantly like a Chief, knowing fully well that I met the conductors criteria. In order not to have another fight with a conductor, I decided to pay him quickly so as for him to balance me on time. I reached for my wallet at my back pocket but it wasn’t there, I dipped my both hands into my side pocket, same condition. I’m in for it today, I was about saying. I became restless in the bus. Stop! Let me alight, that I couldn’t say because the bus had gone beyond the distance I could alight free off charge. I checked on the floor of the bus whether my wallet might have dropped, still I didn’t find it but I saw a two hundred naira note on the floor, lying close to the left leg of the hefty man on sunglasses.

Should I pick it up? Definitely yes, my mind delivered me the answer in a jiffy. I bent down like someone who wants to lace his shoe, then I peeped at the man if he is aware of my move, he wasn’t, his head was positioned axis to the windshield. I immediately let my right hand grope towards the two hundred naira note, which was winking at me.

“Oya, make una pay for front!” The conductor demanded his money.

I quickly reached for the money, I touched it, grabbed it in my palm but my hand got stuck on the floor. The hefty man placed his leg on my hand.





TO BE CONTINUED...

Just calm down, it would be rectified...

chimajii: ^^ My man! I tell U.. It's really crazy...it's definitely not d server...cos even when u'd get dat msg of 'server overwhelmed'..if ya chill for while and try again...it'd go through...bt ds one..nah..aint notin going thru...if he d One who did the shiid....lol...He childish..

Wish I can be of help... Though I understand wah you saying...

chimajii: ^^ when u say 6.00pm...u don negotiate with d server?..cos man....it's almost 5days nw..i cnt create topics...very strange...all i get is 'server overwhelmed' even i try 2 stay Up at night to confirm if truly it's server issues...it doesnt go thru...and ds happend after i had a convo with one moderator @sexkillz i jst wrote him now...since then i cnt make no damn thread....

EPISODE 45 DROPPING BY 6:00 P.M.

LOVE Y'ALL...

Boss, na so Ooooo... Kingzpen sabi dream too Oooo... I dream almost every night, buh mine no be nightmare o... Lmaooooo...

D9ty7: Ur last update got me wondering as to the relationship between Banji and Joseph. U too dey drem!
I guess sey Joseph for inside bible na ur ancestral father.
Just laughing ma ass out.
Kingzpen u're dah best.

Kofo never get belle Oooo buh we did d tin... Buh inside dream, she get belle... U don get?

eyezik3: So no be for ur dream u get kofo pregnant abii, na for real life?