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this is too long na

I think pharmacy should be no 1. UNIBEN has the doctor of pharmacy degree which is awesome and can stand anywhere in d world.

#DOCTOR OF PHARMACY PHARM.D(UNIBEN). too much respect.

FTC

FTC

Alcatraz001:
@ Mhizenegu, please am waiting for your address and name so that I can teach a lesson.I won't kill you myself,I will only send yoruba Nationalists to waste you.

You think Laagos is Nnewi? We have been watching you people for 4 years now under Jonathan's rudderless leadership and we have had enough of your insults.

We will kill you and burn down your properties.We won't bomb you but kill you individually and nothing will happen.

Please dare me and drop your address and name.Thank God this Is election period.I don't need to pay money to get you killed in Lagos.

I reiterate,just try any nonsense nxt month and you will see the rage with which you will all be mowed down.Ingrates!!!

if I am dis guy being threatened, I will write police statement in case anything happens to me. rubbish.
who u be sef?

I see Mikel winning this balond'or soon. IJN.
#GEJTILLNEUERWINWORLDBEST#.

EnlightenedSoul:
So lemme get this straight, you're ok with a random guy at the party touching your gf here and there, and even shout at her to oblige and stop making a big deal about it (it's only a game), but you're not ok with your best friend having sex with her?

I really don't see why you're complaining. She simply took your blessing, and continued the 'devil's basket' in a more comfortable setting, with a more pleasurable candidate. It was only a game

my guy, it was just a game of devils basket. he was told to touch right? so don't blame d nigga.

moral lesson; don't start what u can finish and neva entrust ur babe to a nigar.

2015 is like a blank book. The pen is in your hands. It's your chance to write a beautiful story for yourself. Happy New year.

2015 is like a blank book. The pen is in your hands. It's your chance to write a beautiful story for yourself. Happy New year.

All dose 'kokolette, babylette' dancesteps,, nothing dere dey. Na cigar size he get.



After all 'NO LONG TIN'... Cigar

Na so craze go staRT
For nairaland websiTE

I don dey gud oh

As 31st December Marks
The End Of The Old Year,
Let Go Of The Of The Last Year's Failures,
Disappointments And Grief,
Fly High And Light
With The Great And
Endless Possibilities Of The New Year. Happy new year once more.

I wish in this new year, God gives you 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of fun, 365 days of success, 8760 hours of good health, 52600 minutes of good luck, 3153600 of joy and that is all. Happy new year.

Tuale@naija

U know hw many mb I don waste?
If I catch d owner of nairaland....

Arrhhhhhhhhhhh
'Tears boxers'.

Hayjaycity: seconded

Thirded

I don dey try since, none of my topics don make front page @ seun, "but why"
If my next topic no enta front page, I go close dis website for gud.






Thank u.

The year in entertainment started on a low note with the death of Goldie Harvey. However, it was also a triumphant year for afro-pop music with the likes of Kcee, Iyanya and Flavour topping the charts. Wazobia rappers also made themselves felt: Olamide, Phyno and belatedly, Reminisce.

It was also the year celebrities uncensored themselves on Twitter and Instagram: Tonto Dikeh and her marijuana advocacy, Maheeda and her nudie. We were also blessed/cursed with another season of the show we all love to hate, Big Brother Africa. On the foreign scene, we were entertained by the epic rants of rapper, Kanye West, and former Hannah Montana star, Miley Cyrus, trying to make twerking "happen" (twerking, a series of booty shaking dance moves that black Africans have been doing since God created hips.).However, despite the midyear high, the year is ending on another low note for music artistes as BON/IBAN throw down the gauntlet, banning most of the biggest stars (Tuface, Dbanj, MI) from the airwaves.

Here is a rundown of the stories that really made news:

1. Goldie's death

On Valentine's Day, blogger, Linda Ikeji reported that flamboyant singer, Goldie, had died. Linda claimed to have gotten the news first hand from Goldie's "best friend," equally flamboyant, TV host, Derenle Edun. Nigerians were at first shocked that one so vibrant and young could go so suddenly but days later, more shocking news came in the form of the late singer's husband, Andrew Harvey. Fans of Goldie were unaware that she was married. Prior to her death, the closest thing to a romantic relationship the public thought Goldie had was the one she supposedly shared with Prezzo, her Kenyan housemate from 2012's Big Brother Africa.

2. Wizkid leaves EME and goes back again

In February, the blogs and social media went haywire with the news of Wizkid, EME's star boy's departure from the label. Up to that point, the successful afro-pop star seemed to have a healthy relationship with the Banky W helmed label, which also houses rapper/singer, Skales. While with the label, he had rubbed against big shoulders on the international music scene - Akon, Chris Brown, Tinie Tempah. Reports had it that trouble came with the expiration of Wizkid's previous contract, which saw him taking 25 per cent of his earnings from shows and endorsements. After becoming an established star, the young crooner was now looking to take home 50 per cent. Despite some bloodletting on Twitter, and Wizkid launching his own label, Star Boy, the two parties finally managed to come to an amicable agreement that saw Wizzy return to EME.

3. Tuface Idibia's wedding plus Senate President's gift

In March, after twelve tumultuous on and off years together, music icon, Tuface Idibia, decided to finally make an honest woman of his long girlfriend and mother of one of his six children, Annie Idibia. The traditional and white weddings which took place in Annie's home state, Akwa Ibom and Dubai, UAE were later trailed by controversy, thanks to the gifts that the couple "allegedly" received from politicians like Senate President, David Mark, and Akwa Ibom State governor, Godswill Akpabio.

4. Beverly Osu/Big Brother: The Chase scandal

Big Brother Africa, since its inception and introduction to cable TV audiences across Africa, has not been a particular favourite of Nigerians. Criticism for the show reached its peak this year following the antics of Nigeria's favourite worst housemate so far, Beverly Osu. Her tall tales did not make her any friends among most Nigerian viewers; though it did ensure that she made history as the only housemate since the show's inception that has never been up for eviction. Hatred for Beverly grew when the impressionable 21-year-old decided to have sex on camera with South Africa's Angelo. On the internet/social media, she was called every name in the book that was created to depict a "fallen woman," and Big Brother Africa was denounced as a pornographic show.

5. Don Jazzy and Wande Coal Twitter fight

Don Jazzy threw the first punch in this war of words on Twitter, which took place early November. The ace producer accused Wande Coal of not giving him credit for the latter's single, Baby Face. Wande Coal, staggering under the unexpected punch, expressed disappointment in Don Jazzy for taking their private fight to a public place (Twitter) when the latter had all his contact information. There were more counterpunches culminating in an official statement from Mavin records announcing the departure of W Cizzy from the label. According to reports, the artiste, who now operates on his own Black Diamond label, had left Mavin quietly months before the Twitter fight.

6. Chocolate City sues Brymo

Of the entire record label versus artiste fight, the one between Chocolate City and Ara singer, Brymo, seemed the fiercest. After leaving Chocolate City before the expiration of his contract - a departure he announced on twitter - Brymo apparently inspired by his experience with the label, released his third album with a telling title, Merchants, Dealers and Slaves. The record label, outraged by the artiste's audacity in releasing an album independently while still signed to it, unceremoniously took him to court. Brymo followed this with enraged messages directed at Chocolate City boss, Audu Maikori, via Twitter. He got support from his former label mate, Jesse Jags, who also left Chocolate City in a huff - although Jesse waited till his contract expired. Meanwhile, the court case rages on.

7. Glo dumps actors for musicians

Telecoms company, Globacam, known for promoting Nollywood by co-opting actors to be its brand ambassadors, in September, did an about face, dumping most of the actors on its roster for the more influential musicians.

8. Kanye West's rants

With the release of his eight studio album, Yeezus, in June - and even before - self-described genius, Kanye West, decided to bless his fans and haters alike with his stream of consciousness rants. No platform was too grand or too inconspicuous for him. From radio shows, to Twitter, to the stage at his shows, Kim Kardashian's boyfriend complained about everything and threw mud at friends and enemies alike. He lambasted Nike, the footwear company he once collaborated with to produce the Air Yeezy sneakers; compared himself to Steve Jobs and Michael Jackson; and called out President Barack Obama for playing it safe and turning on him. He also went on and on about how he and his girlfriend, Kim, were god's gift to brand marketing students. When one of his rants was parodied by comedy talk show host, Jimmy Kimmel, West took to Twitter to deliver dirty punches on the comedian, attacking everything from Kimmel's weight to his past relationship with fellow comedian, Sarah Silverman.

9. Miley's Twerkgate

In a bid to throw out her squeaky clean Hannah Montana image, Miley Cyrus made 2013 her year of outrageous, over the top, trying too hard, sexy antics. Rihanna's good-girl-gone bad actions since her break-up with Chris Brown seemed tame and tasteful in comparison to Miley's. The peak of the Miley wild-out came at the MTV Video Music Awards, where dressed in plastic underwear, she twerked against Robin Thicke while he sang his hit song, Blurred Lines. The trashiness of Miley's performance more than the actual dance move caused the singer a lot of ire from American viewers who deemed the award show, a family programme watched by impressionable kids. Not long after the twerking failed, the unrepentant 21-year-old broke up with her actor fiancé, Liam Hemsworth.

10. BON/IBAN ban on artistes

At an industry event early December, COSON Chairman, Tony Okoroji, read out a letter from the Broadcasting Organisation of Nigeria announcing the ban of the music of several top-flight Nigerian artistes from the airwaves. The artistes soon responded to the ban by coming together to demand formally that radio and TV stations pay them for the use of their music.

BONUS: Paul Walker's death

When Fast and Furious actor, Paul Walker, met his death in a car crash, some were befuddled: 'Paul Walker, who?' But once a face was attached to the name, even those that have never seen one movie from the franchise lamented the death of a very 'beautiful' man. Walker, who died November 30 in a car driven by his friend and business manager, Roger Rodas, is survived by his parents, siblings, and daughter, Meadow.

A look at Nigerian favorite music videos in 2013, reveals that Naija music has indeed found a place in our hearts and on our dance floors. Songs like Ada Ada by Flavour, Caro by Starboy feat L.A.X & Wizkid, Personally by P-Square,  were some of the  music videos that rocked Nigeria in 2013.

ADA ADA BY FLAVOUR

The video for the most anticipated wedding theme song by Flavour is finally here. It pictures a complete Igbo traditional wedding, starring Uti Nwachukwu, Mr Ibu, KC (Limpopo), Chinedu Ikedieze (Aki) and many more.

Directed by Clarence A. Peters

PERSONALLY BY PSQUARE

This video was  one that really made my 2013. It had almost 11 million views.

LIMPOPO BY KCEE

This was Kcee’s magic wand for the year. It made him so magnetic, mobile giant MTN came racing for him. He was irresistible in clubs, gals fell in love over and over again. His wriggling dance movements became a name; he just couldn’t stop. Limpopo came in March and true to every good song it has laced him to multiple award nominations.

SKELEWU  BY DAVIDO

 CHAIRMAN BY MI

After selling 6 million copies, M.I returns from a 3-year self-imposed hiatus to set a new standard. “Chairman”, the first single off his next Album “The Chairman” was produced by E.Kelly, Chopstix and M.I Abaga.

NATURAL SOMETHING BY SOUNDSULTAN

STUPID LOVE BY OLAMIDE 

CARO BY STAR BOY FT  WIZKID AND LAX

EMINADO BY DONJAZZY AND TIWA SAVAGE

EMI NI BALLER BY CHIDINMA

I made this song though u can't see or hear d beat, but with luv, anythin can happen

Chorus
♪I LOVE YOU 2-DAY.
I LOVE YOU 2-MORROW.
PUT IT TOGETHER
I LOVE YOU 4-EVER♪

Vs 1
♪The way you look, you kiss, you feel,
You're so sweet and our love is real.
I don't know why you are so sweet,
You are the type of girl I wanted to meet.

I know I try to make you believe,
Believe in our love and believe in me.
I hope you know that I 'm only true to you,
I know that you love me, please say you do.

I hope you feel this way tell me it is true,
Because I already know that I will always love you♪.
Chorus

Vs 2
♪I wish you knew the way I felt
Everytime I looked at you,
I wish you knew my heart would melt
When I thought of me and you,

I wish you knew the pain you caused
When you chose to love someone new,
I was about to tell you but I paused
When I tried to say, "I LOVE YOU"...

Chorus(x2)

Interlude;
I won't lie to you,
for to lie to a goddess is making a sin;
I love your mind and soul,
And I love you from heart to skin.

Chorus.....

@ op, dis na essay na, no be later oh

And so?





I just wasted mb

Lyk seriously u want advice?
Bt u re supposed to know dats in their feebled nature to be jealous.
Bt it might also mean a gud tin sha

Na so una go talk.
Chews xmas meat and watches

Over the past few months, social media and the entire web space have been following this particular lady, which many would rather refer to her as a female entertainer. in the celebrity niche in Nigeria.

But what does she actually do for a living, or is she just another tick that feed on gossip and controversies

L.M Ayedun..:
If I hear
I even fast forward the movie to the sex scenes sef

See ur life

The series begins with the execution of Gol D. Roger, a man known as the King of the Pirates (海賊王 Kaizokuō?). Just before his death, Roger announces that his treasure, the One Piece (ひとつなぎの大秘宝 (ワンピース) Wan Pīsu?), will be available to anyone who finds it, causing the Great Pirate Era (大海賊時代 Dai Kaizoku Jidai?) to begin. As a result, countless pirates set out to the Grand Line to look for the treasure.

Twenty-two years have passed since Roger's execution, and Monkey D. Luffy, a young boy inspired by his childhood idol and powerful pirate Red Haired Shanks, sets off on a journey from the East Blue Sea to find the One Piece and become King of the Pirates. In an effort to organize his own crew, the Straw Hat Pirates (麦わら海賊団篇 Mugiwara Kaizoku-dan?), Luffy befriends a swordsman named Roronoa Zoro and they sail off to find the One Piece. They soon meet Nami, a navigator and thief; Usopp, a sniper and a liar; and Sanji, a womanizing chef; leading to confrontations with Buggy the Clown, Captain Kuro and Don Krieg. Later, Luffy encounters Arlong, a fishman and member of the former Sun Pirates who thinks that fishmen are superior to humans. After Luffy defeats Arlong, Nami officially joins Luffy's crew and the Navy places a bounty on Luffy's head. Luffy then meets Captain Smoker, a navy captain that can turn to smoke. He briefly captures Luffy, but Luffy is saved by his father Monkey D. Dragon After making their way through the Grand Line, the group meets Nefeltari Vivi, a princess who wants to help save her country, the Alabasta Kingdom, from the crime syndicate Baroque Works. They later befriend the doctor and anthropomorphized reindeer Tony Tony Chopper while in Drum Island.

The Straw Hat Pirates make their way to Alabasta, leading to battles with Baroque Works and their leader, Sir Crocodile. Luffy eventually defeats Crocodile and liberates Alabasta. Soon after, Nico Robin, an archaeologist and former member of Baroque Works joins Luffy's crew. They soon meet Blackbeard, whose dream is also to become Pirate King. After going up to the floating island of Skypiea, the crew gets involved in a war between the Skypieans and the Shandorians, leading to a confrontation against the island's ruler Eneru, who has the power of lightning. Luffy defeats Eneru to save Skypiea and end the war. The crew soon meets the navy admiral Aokiji, who reveals that Robin was involved in searching for Poneglyphs, which are stones with markings left by an ancient civilization to reveal the missing 100 years of history that the World Government had erased. The group goes to Water 7, confronting the cyborg shipwright Franky and find that their ship, Going Merry, has sailed for the last time and must be dismantled leading to Usopp's temporary departure from the Straw Hats. However, Cipher Pol No. 9, the World Government's intelligence agency captures Robin and Franky for information regarding the Poneglyphs and the ancient weapons that may come from them. Franky breaks free from the government after burning his blueprints for one of the weapons and teams up with the Straw Hat Pirates to declare war on the government, resulting in battles between CP9 and its minions. The final long battle with CP9 ends when the crew saves Robin, Franky building their new ship, the Thousand Sunny, and joins their crew. Soon after, the crew helps a musician skeleton named Brook find his shadow in Thriller Bark, which has been stolen by Gecko Moriah. After defeating Moriah, Brook joins Luffy's crew.

The crew later prepares to sail off to the New World, the second half of the Grand Line, after arriving at the Sabaody Archipelago. While there, they befriend Silvers Rayleigh, a former member of Roger's pirate crew who plans to coat their ship so they can travel underwater. The crew eventually gets separated during a battle with Bartholomew Kuma, a huge cyborg under the control of the Navy, at the Sabaody Archipelago, with Luffy being sent to the all-female island Amazon Lily. Having learned that his older brother Portgas D. Ace has been detained at the government prison Impel Down, Luffy goes there and liberates several people from the prison, including the fishman Jimbei and some old enemies. Luffy soon learns that Portgas D. Ace is at Marineford to be executed. However, war breaks out between the Navy and a group of pirates led by the legendary pirate, Whitebeard. In the ensuing chaos, Whitebeard and Ace are killed. At Rayleigh's request, Luffy has the Straw Hats undergo rigorous training regimens, some under the tutelage of prominent figures.

Two years later, the crew regroups at Sabaody Archipelago and journeys to Fishman Island to enter the New World. During this time, a group of fishman pirates appear, seeking supremacy against humans, and hold a coup d'état to decide the fate of the island. However, after Nami forgives Jimbei for releasing Arlong into the East Blue, the Straw Hats defeat the fishmen pirates, saving the island. The Straw Hats leave Fishman Island and finally reach the New World, but not before starting a feud with one of the four strongest pirates in the New World, Big Mom. Entering the half-burning and half-freezing island, Punk Hazard, the crew encounters an old friend and one of the new Warlords, Trafalgar Law, and they form an alliance to take down the four strongest pirates in the New World. The alliance is drawn into a fierce battle against Caesar Clown, the scientist responsible for the destruction of Punk Hazard four years earlier. After Caesar's defeat, the alliance goes to Dressrosa, a kingdom ruled by Donquixote Doflamingo in an attempt to destroy the Smile factory as the next phase to defeat another one of the four strongest pirates, Kaido.