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TV/MoviesOne Piece Thread by kizolala(op): 9:14am On Dec 07, 2013
One Piece follows the adventures of Monkey D. Luffy, a young boy whose body gains the properties of rubber after unintentionally eating a Devil Fruit, and his diverse crew of pirates, named the Straw Hat Pirates. Luffy explores the ocean in search of the world's ultimate treasure known as One Piece in order to become the next Pirate King.


Its waiting to be watched. Like if u re a fan of OnePiece
TV/MoviesRe: Who Is The Strongest 'Super Hero' So Far? by kizolala(m): 8:53am On Dec 07, 2013
U guys need to watch one piece, then u will appreciate the devilike strenght of some pirates.

TV/MoviesRe: Who Is The Strongest 'Super Hero' So Far? by kizolala(m): 8:50am On Dec 07, 2013
macof: grin that crazy dude

I've only seen the first episode of one piece, he isn't dat strong to me.

In Anime(Japan animation) Goku, Madara, Ichigo are pretty much the strongest
Hw can u judge someone by d first episode? Na wa for u.
As at nw dat guy can take on superman, hulk and thor without breaking a sweat
TV/MoviesRe: Who Is The Strongest 'Super Hero' So Far? by kizolala(m): 8:18pm On Dec 05, 2013
How many of u know luffy from one piece. Dat guy bad.
HealthRe: A Thread For World AIDS Day 2013 by kizolala(m): 12:01pm On Dec 01, 2013
forthose who are not well informed, HIV/AIDS can be managed almost efficiently, if the neccessary drugs are taken religiously. HIV/AIDS is not deadly but only for the fact that it gives rise to opportunistic infections which are the dangerous diseases.


so to all the HIV/AIDS, live ur lyfe lyk a normal person without d feelin of inferiority.[color=#000099][/color]
GamingRe: Grand Theft Auto In Africa: Does It Promote Violence? by kizolala(m): 1:25pm On Nov 23, 2013
What is the website of nscdc?
EducationRe: Updates From ASUU Congresses In Different Universities by kizolala(m): 9:54pm On Nov 11, 2013
Don't believe what u hear or see on the internet. ASUU has


Don't believe what u see on the internet. ASUU has been take nova by aliens










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Christianity EtcRe: What's Your Best Psalm? by kizolala(m): 12:11pm On Nov 10, 2013
Psalm 51
Create in Me a Clean Heart, O God
To the choirmaster. A Psalm of David, when Nathan the prophet went to him, after he had gone in to Bathsheba.
Have mercy on me, O God,
according to your steadfast love;
according to your abundant mercy
blot out my transgressions.
Wash me thoroughly from my iniquity,
and cleanse me from my sin!
For I know my transgressions,
and my sin is ever before me.
Against you, you only, have I sinned
and done what is evil in your sight,
so that you may be justified in your words
and blameless in your judgment.
Behold, I was brought forth in iniquity,
and in sin did my mother conceive me.
Behold, you delight in truth in the inward being,
and you teach me wisdom in the secret heart.
Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean;
wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
Let me hear joy and gladness;
let the bones that you have broken rejoice.
Hide your face from my sins,
and blot out all my iniquities.
Create in me a clean heart, O God,
and renew a right spirit within me.
Cast me not away from your presence,
and take not your Holy Spirit from me.
Restore to me the joy of your salvation,
and uphold me with a willing spirit.
Then I will teach transgressors your ways,
and sinners will return to you.
Deliver me from bloodguiltiness, O God,
O God of my salvation,
and my tongue will sing aloud of your righteousness.
O Lord, open my lips,
and my mouth will declare your praise.
For you will not delight in sacrifice, or I would give it;
you will not be pleased with a burnt offering.
The sacrifices of God are a broken spirit;
a broken and contrite heart, O God, you will not despise.
Do good to Zion in your good pleasure;
build up the walls of Jerusalem;
then will you delight in right sacrifices,
in burnt offerings and whole burnt offerings;
then bulls will be offered on your altar.
EducationRe: ASUU Strike To Be Called Off next Week As FG, ASUU Shifts Ground by kizolala(m): 7:51pm On Nov 07, 2013
Why are they on strike
Does It mean they stroke someone?
EducationRe: ASUU Strike To Be Called Off next Week As FG, ASUU Shifts Ground by kizolala(m): 5:29pm On Nov 07, 2013
Is ASUU on strike
Jokes EtcCould This Be The Next MISS WORLD???? by kizolala(op): 5:43pm On Sep 19, 2013
I stumbled across this pic and wondered if she could be a miss world.

TV/Movies2 Nigerians In BBA Final Showdown by kizolala(op): 6:34pm On Aug 23, 2013
As this year’s Big Brother Africa reality television show draws to a close, there is high anticipation about who will take home the princely $300,000 (about N48 million) grand prize on Sunday, 25 August.

With last week’s exit of dreadlocked South Africa’s Angelo Collins, whom many had tipped to take the prize and Ethiopia’s Bimp, the title race has now been narrowed down to the two Nigerians-Beverly Osu and Melvin Oduah-squaring it off with Ghana’s Elikem, Namibia’s Dillish, and Zambia’s Cleo.

The five have survived 88 days in the House and now need every vote possible to get their hands on the much sought after grand cash prize.


Ada Beverly Osu

On 26 May, 28 housemates from 14 countries entered the Big Brother House in Johannesburg, South Africa for a 91-day of fun and entertainment in a secluded environment. But as the end of The Chase is just days away, social media, especially Facebook and Twitter, have been abuzz with fans getting creative with their support for their favourite housemates.

Whoever wins on Sunday would hug instant fame and fortune, joining the likes of Nigeria’s Kevin Pam Chuwang (2009), Uti Nwachukwu (2010), Karen Igho (2011) and South Africa’s Keagan Petersen, who was last year’s winner of the show.

P.M.NEWS investigations revealed that while all the Top 5 contenders are loved by Africa, the two Nigerian representatives have been enjoying massive votes from Nigerians and other Africans.

Melvin seems to be the favourite, but Beverly is also attracting attention from fans and laying a huge claim to the grand prize in spite of the opprobrium she attracted from some quarters over her controversial sexual conduct with Angelo in the house.


Angelo, who approached five ladies while in the house, told IK Osakioduwa, the show host, during the live eviction show last Sunday that Beverly wanted more sex after their scandalous romp under the duvet and in the bathtub.

“I like Beverly because she is a strong woman and she would go for whatever she wants. Beverly told me it has been over one week since we last did it (referring to the sex in the bath tub) but I said NO. I promised my mother I would not do such, so I can’t do it again,” Angelo said of Nigeria’s video vixen.

On top of the $300,000 grand prize that each of the top five Housemates are in line to win, last night, each of the Chase housemates were given an opportunity to win a piece of jewellery worth $1000.

“In the House is a box from down memory lane and on the middle box is a picture of each remaining Housemate. On the picture is a space for a hand. On the sound of the buzzer, each Housemate will have to put their right hand on the picture of their face where the hand mark is placed. This will be an endurance Task,” read Biggie’s Brief to the Top 5.

Except for Melvin, who claimed to have jewellery worth $3000, four other housemates faced off in an Endurance Task where each of them had to place their hand on a box with their picture on it and whoever manages to hold on the longest and outlast the others would be crowned the winner and walk away with the $1000 jewellery prize.

After a long and excruciating battle, that saw her fight through fatigue, hunger and cramped hands, Dillish bagged herself a beautiful prize that consists of a piece of jewellery of her choice worth $1000.

Meanwhile, Nigeria’s DJ Xclusive will make a return to the Big Brother House to shut down the final Channel O Party tomorrow.

The hip WizKid’s official DJ and Lagos urban radio station Cool 96.9 FM’s DJ in a message promised to make it a party to remember as it will be the housemates’ last party.
CelebritiesChris Brown Launches Twitter Rant Over Community Service by kizolala(op): 4:57pm On Aug 23, 2013
CHRIS BROWN unleashed an angry Twitter.com rant at the Los Angeles legal system on Thursday (22Aug13), blasting officials for extending his community service.
A judge in Los Angeles reinstated his probation on Friday (16Aug13), meaning he will have to complete an additional 1,000 hours of community labour before the end of his probation period in August 2014.

Brown's probation had been revoked last month (Jul13) after he was charged over a hit-and-run traffic accident, but prosecutors agreed to reinstate it after the case was dismissed and Brown agreed to complete more labour.

Despite agreeing to the terms through his lawyer in court last week, Brown took aim at prosecutors in a string of furious tweets on Thursday, writing, "(I) done 6 months community service wit police and the DA racist a** crying to the judge that I didn't do it. F**k the SYSTEM!

"How about y'all take care of all the homeless kids and families on skid row. Promote helping people that are really f**ked up in your city! I paint pics of monsters because its a reflection of u b**chass n**gas and this b**chass system (sic)."

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EducationAmazing Facts by kizolala(op): 1:54pm On Aug 23, 2013
The facts below are unbelievably true.
It is impossible to lick your elbow (busted)
A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
A shrimp's heart is in it's head.
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a mili-second.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. (busted?)
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
Rats and horses can't vomit.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, you might pop an eyeball out.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
A crocodile can't move its tongue and cannot chew. Its digestive juices are so strong that it can digest a steel nail.
Money notes are not made from paper, they are made mostly from a special blend of cotton and linen. In 1932, when a shortage of cash occurred in Tenino, Washington, USA, notes were made out of wood for a brief period.
The Grammy Awards were introduced to counter the threat of rock music. In the late 1950s, a group of record executives were alarmed by the explosive success of rock ‘n roll, considering it a threat to "quality" music.
Tea is said to have been discovered in 2737 BC by a Chinese emperor when some tea leaves accidentally blew into a pot of boiling water. The tea bag was introduced in 1908 by Thomas Sullivan of New York.
Over the last 150 years the average height of people in industrialised nations has increased 10 cm (about 4 inches). In the 19th century, American men were the tallest in the world, averaging 1,71m (5'6"wink. Today, the average height for American men is 1,75m (5'7"wink, compared to 1,77 (5'8"wink for Swedes, and 1,78 (5'8.5"wink for the Dutch. The tallest nation in the world is the Watusis of Burundi.
In 1955 the richest woman in the world was Mrs Hetty Green Wilks, who left an estate of $95 million in a will that was found in a tin box with four pieces of soap. Queen Elizabeth of Britain and Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands count under the 10 wealthiest women in the world.
Joseph Niepce developed the world's first photographic image in 1827. Thomas Edison and W K L Dickson introduced the film camera in 1894. But the first projection of an image on a screen was made by a German priest. In 1646, Athanasius Kircher used a candle or oil lamp to project hand-painted images onto a white screen.
In 1935 a writer named Dudley Nichols refused to accept the Oscar for his movie The Informer because the Writers Guild was on strike against the movie studios. In 1970 George C. Scott refused the Best Actor Oscar for Patton. In 1972 Marlon Brando refused the Oscar for his role in The Godfather.
The system of democracy was introduced 2 500 years ago in Athens, Greece. The oldest existing governing body operates in Althing in Iceland. It was established in 930 AD.
A person can live without food for about a month, but only about a week without water.
If the amount of water in your body is reduced by just 1%, you'll feel thirsty.
If it's reduced by 10%, you'll die.
According to a study by the Economic Research Service, 27% of all food production in Western nations ends up in garbage cans. Yet, 1,2 billion people are underfed - the same number of people who are overweight.
Camels are called "ships of the desert" because of the way they move, not because of their transport capabilities. A Dromedary camel has one hump and a Bactrian camel two humps. The humps are used as fat storage. Thus, an undernourished camel will not have a hump. 
In the Durango desert, in Mexico, there's a creepy spot called the "Zone of Silence." You can't pick up clear TV or radio signals. And locals say fireballs sometimes appear in the sky.
Ethernet is a registered trademark of Xerox, Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.
Bill Gates' first business was Traff-O-Data, a company that created machines which recorded the number of cars passing a given point on a road.
Uranus' orbital axis is tilted at 90 degrees.
The final resting-place for Dr. Eugene Shoemaker - the Moon. The famed U.S. Geological Survey astronomer, trained the Apollo astronauts about craters, but never made it into space. Mr. Shoemaker had wanted to be an astronaut but was rejected because of a medical problem. His ashes were placed on board the Lunar Prospector spacecraft before it was launched on January 6, 1998. NASA crashed the probe into a crater on the moon in an attempt to learn if there is water on the moon.
Outside the USA, Ireland is the largest software producing country in the world.
The first fossilized specimen of Australopithecus afarenisis was named Lucy after the paleontologists' favorite song "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds," by the Beatles.
Figlet, an ASCII font converter program, stands for Frank, Ian and Glenn's LETters.
Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.
Every year about 98% of atoms in your body are replaced.
Hot water is heavier than cold.
Plutonium - first weighed on August 20th, 1942, by University of Chicago scientists Glenn Seaborg and his colleagues - was the first man-made element.
If you went out into space, you would explode before you suffocated because there's no air pressure.
The radioactive substance, Americanium - 241 is used in many smoke detectors.
The original IBM-PCs, that had hard drives, referred to the hard drives as Winchester drives. This is due to the fact that the original Winchester drive had a model number of 3030. This is, of course, a Winchester firearm.
Sound travels 15 times faster through steel than through the air.
On average, half of all false teeth have some form of radioactivity.
Only one satellite has been ever been destroyed by a meteor: the European Space Agency's Olympus in 1993.
Starch is used as a binder in the production of paper. It is the use of a starch coating that controls ink penetration when printing. Cheaper papers do not use as much starch, and this is why your elbows get black when you are leaning over your morning paper
Jokes EtcRe: Akpors Again! : School Days Are Over (2012) by kizolala(m): 11:43am On Jan 01, 2013
ohisgycreative: Teacher: why did you laugh?

Boy: I saw a strap of your bra.

Teacher: Get out! Don’t come to class for the next 2 weeks.
Another boy laughs….

Teacher: Why did you laugh?

Boy: I saw both straps of your bra.

Teacher: Get out! Don’t come to class for next 1 month.
Yawns

The teacher bends to pick a chalk and akpos starts walking out of the class.

Teacher: Why are you going out?

Akpos: With what I saw I think my school days are over.

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